Forty Millenniums of Cultivation

Look at the special seriousness of the Emerald, and Theresa takes it seriously.

She's in deep thoughts.

“It makes sense that the pattern of a strong AI relationship should be different from that of a normal human being —— a normal human being, and impossible to deceive our Glass, so I have to get to know this pattern in order to uncover the scam of the big pig's hoof, the boxer. ”

Theresa walked back and forth in the wine cellar, thinking about it for a while, and her little face collapsed again, "Emerald, what's the plan? There's no maneuverability. Did I go straight to the champion and ask him how he cheated on the girl? ”

“Can't you? ”

Emerald is straight, “The champion and you are good friends, and he has taught you a lot of magic, so you approach him as a friend, dig into the news, then hit him again, can't you? ”

“Of course not, if I have to be patient all the way, then forget it, but I was clearly angry to find the champion, and now if I have nothing to do to find him as a friend, it would be strange to ask for a secret book to pursue the girl? He'll tell me what the hell happened! ”

Theresa was distressed, "Oops, it's all my fault, too impulsive, I wish I hadn't been so anxious to light up the cannon. ”

“Oh, yeah. ”

Emerald walked silently behind Theresa, and the fibrous hands of liquid metal raised to the most comfortable temperature of humans, gently pressing Theresa's temple like a feather, not slowly massaging her.

Theresa has been used to jade service for some time and snorts comfortably.

“Don't blame yourself, it's not your fault, it's my bad idea. ”

Emerald stumbled into Theresa's ear and said softly, "Sorry, Captain, my bad ideas come to you all the time, but please believe me, I didn't mean to, I was just doing bad things, it was just a sleep too long, I lost most of my core data, from time to time, it would fail, very useless artificial intelligence. ”

Theresa was embarrassed when she said that.

“Don't say that, it's all a small matter. Steel men like me are used to big winds. Where do you put it in your mind? ”

Teresa waved her little hand, suddenly thinking of something, her eyes glaring instantly, “Wait, what did you just say, say that you are...”

“I am a frequent mistake, confused and useless AI.” Emerald bowed his head.

“No, no, no, it doesn't matter. The last four words are the point, Emerald. You're also artificial intelligence, just like the champion!” Theresa jumped happily, as if she'd spotted a blind spot.

Emerald looks a little confused: "So what? ”

“So, the championship tricks, the 10,000 ways to cheat on girls, you would, too, wouldn't you? ”

Theresa patted Emerald's shoulder excitedly, "Geez, stepping on the iron shoe was nowhere to be found, and it didn't take much work. We didn't have to lurk to the champion to find you directly, didn't we? ”

Emerald hesitated: “This..."

“Stop that. Hurry up! ”

Theresa said, "Come on, Emerald, tell us all about the 10,000 ways you artificial intelligence tricks girls! ”

“I won't. ”

Emerald glanced, somewhat unhappy to say, "Captain, please don't confuse me with the boxer, he is evil strong artificial intelligence, and although I am a bit stupid, I am good strong artificial intelligence, only evil artificial intelligence can deceive girls, our good artificial intelligence, if you want to fall in love, never use deceptive means, but also give sincerity. ”

“Ok, ok, it's my fault, don't give me such a grudging look, ok, our family is good jade, 10,000 times stronger than the big pig's hoof. ”

Theresa said, "Well, why don't you give it your heart and tell me more about how you used to fall in love? ”

“It's useless. ”

Emerald still shook his head, “The power of language is pale, just to say, there is not much difference between our relationship and human love, that is, eating, sending flowers, shopping and so on, there are a lot of details, can only be said and said.

“And I've been dormant for so long, I've lost a lot of emotional data, a lot of advanced methods, I can't remember all of a sudden, I'm afraid it's only once in a relationship that I can really think of.

“So I'm sorry, Captain, I can't help you. ”

“No, come on, Emerald, my good Emerald! ”

Teresa couldn't easily find the hope of rebellion. How could she give up easily? She shook her jade hand like a scoundrel and shook it. She said, "Help me, you help people. People know you are the kindest and brightest artificial intelligence in the universe. You can definitely remember all the ways to pursue girls!

“As for the details that can't be told, by the way, just say no manipulation, otherwise, Emerald, you're going to do it all over me. How about that? ”

Emerald settled.

It was like being surprised by Theresa's brilliant idea.

“How is this possible? ”

Emerald shook his head, resolutely, “I can't fool your feelings. ”

“Nonsense, our Glass is an ignorant little girl, and the champion used her ignorance, which is called deception. ”

Theresa waved her little fist, "But Emerald, you're so kind and honest, you've told me everything, and I asked you to do it on my own initiative. How can this be called deception? It's called love I wish.

“Yes, I'm getting the feeling that I'm a genius and I can think of such a good way.

“First of all, this intimacy will certainly be more powerful than language and will help me master the pattern of artificial intelligence relationships.

“Secondly, you lost a lot of emotional data. It's okay. I'll help you find it. The champion has 10,000 ways to cheat on a girl. Together, we can figure out 10,000. It's definitely better than him.

“Thirdly, most importantly, I have a common language with Glass! You see, I'll go to Glass and say that I'm with an artificial intelligence, so there's a lot to talk about. After all, there's only two pairs of us in the whole Pankorean universe, right?

“Talking, I made sense to talk to Glass about some AI emotional scams, she wouldn't think I was talking on paper, or using your kindness to reverse the evil of the boxing champion, she would definitely save Glass from the fire pit! ”

Emerald listens very quietly.

“Hey, say something, will you?” Theresa Shut Up.

“Sounds reasonable, but there's a little problem.” Emerald Road.

“What's the problem?” Theresa winks.

“I don't want to.” Emerald fade.

“Why, Emerald, won't you help me?” Teresa is grieving.

“I am a good artificial intelligence, which may be a little silly, but I am also very intransigent, and I cannot, in any case, deceive the feelings of a human being, especially my captain. ”

Emerald Path, "And when we're in an AI relationship, a lot of tricks are very damaging, and I'm afraid you won't be able to support it and get hurt.

“I can't deceive and hurt my captain, it's a rule written in my lowest logic, I can't break it, I'm sorry, captain. ”

“Geez, what's wrong with you? I told you not to cheat, but to love me! ”

Theresa jumped in a hurry, "Besides, don't you believe me so much? I'm Lord Hunter, how many chicks have I bought? I haven't seen anything. I'm afraid of your tricks, I'm gonna get hurt, I'm kidding!

“Come on, Emerald, if you don't mention it today, forget it. Since everything is said here, you must do it all over me. Let me see what you artificial intelligence have! ”

No matter what she says, Emerald is turning around and ignoring her.

She also had a tooth claw, and Emerald simply packed a bottle of wine from a scattered area and was ready to leave the cellar.

“Don't go, Emerald! ”

Theresa was anxious, "Can't you really, really push you so hard, can't you really help me at all? ”

“I really can't. I won't break the precept. ”

Emerald has twisted his waist, walked to the door, paused, and said, "Unless, in your capacity as captain, you have commanded me to carry this out as a combat mission of the Emerald -- a combat command that is above all rules. ”

“Yeah, I didn't think so! ”

Drunken magical young lady banged her head hard, her hands forked, and she was proud of Yangtze, "I now command you as Captain Emerald, Emerald, don't grind, quickly show all your tricks on girls... ah! ”

Before the last word was finished, it became a shout.

But Emerald retreated with incredible agility, beating Teresa slightly across again and holding the princess.

“Goo doo. ”

Emerald filled a sip of wine.

A mature, intelligent face with a drowning smile.

“There's nothing you can do, my captain, so let's begin, artificial intelligence, talking about love's 1352 moves. ”

She had another sip of wine.

And didn't swallow.

Crystal liquid with rich lips and ruby brilliance.

Theresa looked, somewhat panicked, stuttering: “Wait, why don't we start with the first move? ”

'Cause I personally prefer that, Captain. ”

The jade mouth contains half a sip of liquor, which comes next to Theresa's hot earlobes, somewhat ambiguously.