Four Split Personalities

As everyone knows, for the vast majority of young people, "cheating" is a word that can definitely bring pleasure and excitement. Whether it’s in exams or games, finding loopholes always brings endless joy. It’s not only because of the attractive direct benefits, but also the little thrill of getting away with something naughty that people simply can’t resist.

"Think about our advantages."

Motan laughed and didn’t beat around the bush. After saying that, he immediately sent Ji Xiaoge a message: ’If you don’t know, you can try asking someone who might.’

The girl blinked and replied curiously: ’You have such a person in your friend list?’

’Not in the friend list, but I can ask someone from the list to find that person, wait a sec~’

Motan quickly replied to Ji Xiaoge, then immediately opened another contact in his friend list.

...

Five minutes ago

Xibei Dalu, Seventh Outer Mountain of Sky Pillar Mountain, in a workshop

"Master Lu Wei, you immortal! Let me out! I regret it! I’d rather keep staying on that crappy server of yours! Let me out ahhhhh!!"

The shrill screams echoed through the empty workshop, but the prepared owner had turned off all audio feedback devices before leaving, so even if the despairing dog-headed creature scratched at the door and screamed its throat raw, Master Luwei Fitzgerald wouldn’t hear it.

Transformed into a humanoid form, Femigel sat on a strange device and dug at his ears, throwing a disdainful glance at Cordova who was frantically scratching the door nearby, and said with a sneer: "Can you stop fussing around? Who was it that desperately wanted out just now, and now, just after Master Luwei has satisfied your little wish, you’re regretting it?"

"Fuck off!"

Cordova, who had finally escaped the shackles of the ’server,’ roared and turned to glare furiously at his Blue Dragon bad influence of a ’friend,’ shouting: "Would you like it if you were in my place?!"

Femigel looked at him nonchalantly and spread his hands, "It can’t be me anyway, this thing can’t bear the soul of a millennium-old Dragon, but you have used it before, right? By rights, you should be used to it already."

"Fuck off! When have I ever used it before!"

Cordova stomped his stubby legs and rushed toward Femigel, but he tripped along the way with a ’slap’ and was sadly not cute at all.

"Control yourself, I could beat you with a single finger two hundred times over."

Femigel chuckled as he leaned down to press down on Cordova, who was trying to pounce and strangle him, securing the dog-headed creature’s head while grinning, "It’s just an Alpha Dog form, right? You’ve experienced it before, haven’t you, Xiao Lu?"

Standing beside them and shivering, Lujiang suddenly shrank his neck, just about to say something, but the murderous gaze from Cordova had already swept towards him. He hurriedly lowered his head in silence, his expression bashfully blushing, quite attractive indeed.

But he is male.

"Can you even compare the two?!"

After intimidating Lujiang with a glare, Cordova ground his teeth and glared back at Femigel, angry: "They might all be goddamn dogs, but at least last time it was a male! That old bastard Luwei has stuffed me into a female dog this time!!"

Femigel smacked his lips and shook his head correcting, "You have to take note, this is an Alpha Dog, not a dog. You’re a female Alpha Dog, not a female dog. The Alpha Dog is also considered a creature of intelligence, has produced many heroes, such as Inuyasha’s Tessaiga, Bullfighter Spike, Marshmallow Fluff, and Hunter of the Blue Snoopy, to name a few. Racial discrimination is not good."

"Although you just named quite a few very questionable names..."

Cordova paused, then with twitching lips yelled, "But the point now is, my @@ is gone!!"

"Pfft!"

Lujiang next to him immediately burst into laughter.

Femigel choked for a while, then awkwardly chuckled, "Can you be a bit more subtle? Xiao Lu is still here!"

"Oh, is that so?"

Knowing that Lujiang was actually a boy, Cordova sneered, grabbed his shoulder, and began shaking it vigorously, roaring, "My @@ is gone! @@’s gone! My @@ is gone ahhhhh!!!"

Sure thing, Cordova lost his Rune Body and is currently in what you’d call an Alpha Dog state. His consciousness was forcibly infused into a female gnoll’s body crafted by none other than Master Lu Wei himself - quite a comical sight.

To be honest, though gnolls have clear-cut genders just like most other species do - male/female - their characteristics aren’t all that distinct. You’ve got their dark hides, those long, hairy faces, and their flat, withered figures. Even their shrill voices sound eerily similar. So it’s pretty darn hard for the average joe to tell their gender apart.

And yet, this whole debacle has dealt a massive blow to our pal Cordova, who, upon being ’extracted’ by Master Lu Wei, realized in an instant that his @@ were no more.

You see, even Rune Bodies have basic gender traits; otherwise, their description wouldn’t default to "male."

But the body Cordova’s currently stuck in? Definitely, unmistakably female.

"How can I take this!?" he shouted, balling his fists in rage and shouting at the other two, "Could you take it!?"

Femigel just rolled her eyes and ignored him.

But then there’s Lujiang, who looked up all doe-eyed and muttered with a wry smile, "Well... as for me... I’ve been putting up with things all along..."

Cordova was struck silent by that, flopping down to the ground after a long pause and muttering, "Damn, kid, you make too much sense... I’m speechless."

"That’s why I say, just relax! Chill and you’ll be fine," Femigel chuckled and shook his head, "Master Lu was never known for his patience, and now you’ve gone and wrecked the body he prepped for you, not to mention losing every Revelation Crystal from the mountain. He’s already being generous not flaying you alive."

Cordova huffed sullenly: "How’s that my fault? I didn’t even... huh?"

"What’s up?"

Femigel, curious at Cordova’s sudden pause, quickly asked: "You found your @?"

"Go find your dear grandpa!"

Cordova bared his large front teeth and then, with an odd expression, asked Femigel, "So, Femigel, I’ve got a question for you."

"Shoot."

"What skills did the third-generation Golden Dragon King Luomiao use in the succession battle before he ascended the throne to defeat Juliana, who had the highest combat power? What was the skill combo named by the fourth-generation Golden Dragon King Tangni?"

Cordova’s face was contorted with annoyance as he asked the question.

"Oh, you’re asking the right person. I loved listening to stories when I was a kid; I was good at history, let me think...," Femigel slapped his chest confidently and, after less than five seconds of thought, said with certainty: "If you want the formal terms, it was Golden Dragon Claw, Violent Dragon Claw Murder followed by Burning Empty Flame. But in our school days, we remembered them as ’Seductress’s Leg’, ’Cradle the Babe Murder’, ’Love’s First Kiss’. The fourth Dragon King called this move... eh, it’s a bit tricky translating it into the common tongue directly, but you could understand it as ’Sweet Sweet Love’s Triple Hit’."

Cordova: "..."

Lujiang: "..."

After a full minute of silence, Cordova let out a deep sigh under Femigel’s earnest gaze: "Are you sure you’re not messing with me?"

"Nope, that’s just how we remembered it, and I even saw the video as a kid. Man, Emperor Luomiao was seriously slick, especially that last move."

Femigel sighed in nostalgia.

"Alright then, do you know what’s endorsed by Golden Dragon King Kabin himself and hailed as the best teething toy for young dragons?"

"Fully-armed Dwarf Heavy Cavaliers."

"!?!?"

Chapter 585: The End