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Chapter 74 The Death of a Little Civil Servant
"The death of a small civil servant?"
Seeing this title, Wei Long subconsciously thought it was a short reasoning story. Because the subject matter is not limited, there are many short stories on reasoning topics among the 30 short story writers who have submitted one after another.
Click it.
Wei Long glanced at the number of words, then was stunned.
One thousand eight hundred words?
He suspected he was wrong.
Although short stories don’t have a lot of words, I also specifically advise Chu Kuang, short stories should be short rather than long, and the number of words should not be too many...
But this is too little, right?
The full text is less than two thousand words?
When I said a little bit shorter, I mean that the novel is about 3,000 to 5,000 words!
Chu Kuang shouldn't have listened to his suggestions and misunderstood, so he deliberately shortened the number of words——
He thought the shorter the better?
If it is for this reason that affects the quality of the work, he is really guilty, and Wei Long can't help holding his forehead.
But he still read it word by word:
[This is an ordinary night. The small civil servant is sitting in the second row of the main hall, watching a theater performance with a telescope. At this moment, he only feels that the years are quiet.
Time is quiet?
Wei Long saw this description for the first time, but it seemed that he could accurately understand the meaning of these four words without thinking.
"Interesting description."
The following description is more interesting: [But suddenly, his face wrinkled, his eyes disappeared, his breathing stopped, he took off the binoculars from his eyes and bent down...]
Is this a heart attack?
Is this the death of a small civil servant?
A small civil servant who doesn't even have a name?
Wei Long couldn't figure it out, until he continued to look, he didn't realize that the small civil servant had just sneezed.
"puff."
Looking back, isn’t the previous description just the state of a person when sneezing? Chu Kuang’s description looks like a mouthful, but it also gives people a strange sense of rigor, so that Wei Long’s mind appeared. A picture of a person sneezing.
Keep watching.
Small civil servants are naturally not panicked at all. Everyone sneezes. For this behavior, the most serious consequence is nothing but a cold.
Wei Long thinks so too.
But the turning point of the story appeared here: [The little civil servant panicked, because he saw that an old man sitting in the first row of the main hall in front of him was rubbing his bald head and neck with gloves, muttering in his mouth.
obviously.
The sneeze of the little civil servant splashed on the little old man.
And the panic of small civil servants is because...
The little civil servant recognized the little old man as a veteran general who served in the Ministry of Transportation!
"He will be killed by the general?"
Weilong inevitably thinks of the title of the story again.
People who read novels will habitually fill up the next content.
Wei Long continued to watch.
The small civil servant started to apologize unexpectedly.
However, the general was not as furious as Wei Long had thought, but he expressed his understanding magnanimously.
"This general is a smiling tiger? Show his generosity in public, but will revenge small civil servants in private?"
This is a new association created by Weilong.
And this little civil servant who has no name naturally has similar concerns.
So he apologized again, swearing all kinds of bets, saying that he really didn't mean it.
The general seemed to be annoyed and said: ["Oh, please sit down! Let me listen to the play!"]
The small civil servants became more panicked.
He couldn't enter this good show on the stage anymore.
It was not until the rest time that the general went to the bathroom, and he followed suit and apologized for the third time.
[Oh, that's enough... I have forgotten, but you can't stop talking!
The general was helpless and rolled his lips impatiently.
Wei Long suddenly said, "It seems that the general is indeed not angry."
Influenced by the title, he always thought that the general would kill the small civil servants for this reason, but according to the description in the novel, the general has expressed forgiveness several times, obviously not such a stingy person.
For small civil servants, this sneeze is just a false alarm.
Wei Long was relieved.
The small civil servants were not relieved.
He is still engaged in various psychological activities: [He said he had forgotten, but there is a fierce light in his eyes, and he is unwilling to talk too much, I should explain to him, that I really didn’t mean to, that means sneezing It is the law of nature, otherwise he would think that I deliberately spat at him, even if he didn't think so at the moment, he would definitely think so in the future!
Too bad, right?
Wei Long suddenly felt that the small civil servant was a little funny.
When he got home, the young civil servant told his wife about his gaffe. The wife was also shocked and persuaded the young civil servant to apologize.
The small civil servant complained: [That's it!I have already paid for it, but somehow he was so weird that he didn't want to hear me explain.
I have forgiven you!
Are you not persecuted delusional?
The brain supplement of the small civil servant made Wei Long's laugh gradually louder.
However, this little civil servant just didn't know how to behave. The next day he actually put on his uniform seriously, and solemnly boarded the general's house with a gift, and apologized again—
Don't talk about generals.
Wei Long felt that he was himself, being pestered by one person, and apologizing endlessly, he would feel embarrassed.
At this time, the general was meeting guests and seemed to be an important guest.
The small civil servant could only apologize again after the general had finished his meeting.
Same as before.
The general expressed his understanding, but when he spoke, he couldn't help showing a sad face.
"frown."
These four words almost burst Wei Long's smile.
An apology is originally a kind of politeness, but if you encounter such a small civil servant who likes to chase after him to apologize, how can he not be frowning?
While laughing and laughing, Wei Long actually sympathized with the general.
The small civil servant, as a brain remedy, naturally saw the general's sad face in his eyes. He was restless and felt that the general obviously did not intend to forgive himself.
For the sake of the future.
Although he felt that the general was too stingy and caught his mistake, he still wanted to make it back.
So he decided to write a letter to the general, and sincerely explain the reason.
It is a pity that his mind is empty, and he can't even write a letter.
He could only visit again on the third day and apologize.
The novel is basically over here.
In the last few paragraphs, with the civil servant’s another apology, a brief and concise ending was formed, an unexpected ending.
["Get out!" The general yelled, his face turned blue and his whole body was shaking.
["What?" asked the little civil servant, numb with fear.
["Get out!" The general said again, stomping his feet.
[There seems to be something churn in the stomach of the little civil servant. He can't see or hear anything. He retreats to the door, walks to the street, and walks slowly... He wandered to the house, Without glue off the uniform, I lay down on the sofa...dead.
……
Yes, the little civil servant is dead.
This is the origin of the title of the death of a small civil servant.
He entangled and apologized again and again, and finally angered the general completely. When the general became angry, he was scared to death by his own brain replenishment!
Is this a novel with more than a thousand words?
It is not an imaginary reasoning, nor is it an imaginary general killing.
Although it is just over a thousand words, the content is extremely exaggerated, but it seems to fit a certain logic, allowing readers to naturally accept the setting of the novel, so that the whole story is full of fun!
this moment.
Wei Longle's pen-hold shot of his thigh, unexpectedly Chu Kuang would also play humor.
But halfway through the laugh, Wei Long's smile suddenly froze, and the picture seemed to freeze.
As if the electric current spread all over his body, and suddenly a spirit, Wei Long's eyes widened like a demon!
"Wait... this story..."