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Chapter 229 Second Brush (100/2)
Funny, still going on.
Because of a collection of "Tang Yin Poems" and Mrs. Hua's anger, Tang Bohu had to continue to hide his identity as his Huaan.
When Tang Bohu knocked his bowl out of the black rap, the barrage was already quite dense:
"I'm not a person!"
"I scold myself!"
"Puff, can you keep things in the sun?"
"Look at Mrs. Hua and the others, hookers!"
"Can these women listen to orgasm?"
"Who knows that Tang Bohu... can't be too magical!"
"Xianyu really deserves to be a composer. The music in this movie is really nice without any spoof elements!"
"Laughing stomach cramps!"
"..."
Knock on the bowl, knock on the small bench, knock on the pillar, Tang Bohu can compose everything, which is a thorough implementation of his own evaluation:
Both poetry and painting, and good at rhythm.
In other movies, this setting is really just a setting, but in this movie, everything is extremely convincing!
Poems by Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu's rhythm.
All are undoubtedly high levels!
The first of the four Jiangnan talents is well-known!
The movie is a series of lines, and redundant characters do not need to exist.
When the story entered a turning point again, Zhu Zhishan appeared.
He pretended to be Tang Bohu, but was arrested in Washington, just when King Ning, who was about to rebel, came to trouble Taishi Hua.
Yes.
When Zhu Zhishan pretended to be Tang Bohu, started a relationship with Sister Pomegranate, and drew a picture of a chicken pecking rice seriously in front of everyone, the person who laughed at the highest point also laughed!
This is the famous scene in "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance".
It can become a famous scene because this passage is really classic——
"Phoenix Upanishad Twice!"
"The real tiger will come out hahahahahaha."
"Brother Zhishan, go find your sister Pomegranate."
"Puff, sister Pomegranate..."
"Who can stand this!"
"Sister Pomegranate!"
"..."
Deng Chi also started to have a stomachache.
Yes, it's a laugh.
This movie seems to have new jokes every second, which makes people laugh.
what?
Depression?
At least for this moment, Deng Chi completely forgot this moment. He clutched his stomach and almost burst into tears.
In fact.
The story of the movie has developed here, and the famous scenes have been one after another.
at this time.
King Ning sent a staff officer and issued an upper union: "There are three masters in one township, two miles, and three masters who don't know the four books, five classics, and six righteousnesses, so they dare to teach seven or nine sons very bold!"
As soon as this couplet came out, let alone Hua Taishi be confused, the audience was also confused!
There is no doubt that this couplet is difficult.
And just under the expectation of the audience, the real Tang Bohu came on stage, and he directly connected: "Ten chambers and nine poor people make up eight or two, seven, six cents and five cents, and they are half-hearted and indecent!"
"wrong."
The staff sneered.
Deng Chi frowned.
Tang Bohu’s couplet is interesting, but it’s not neat and different, but this is a movie, maybe it’s not necessary to be true...
"just kidding."
Tang Bohu said casually: "Ten monasteries, nine monks and eight scrolls follow the seven precepts, six principles, and five laws, but they have no choice but to do nothing."
Deng Chi's eyes lit up!
This is really good!
Isn't that good?
It seems to be to make Tang Bohu's literary talent more convincing. In the following couplets, every couplet is high-energy in the front——
"In the picture, the little book boy is ridiculous and ridiculous!"
"There are no wheels, horses, no reins in the chessboard, the general is on guard!"
"Yingying, swallows, swallows, green and red everywhere are harmonious!"
"Rain, rain, wind, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, year, year, and end!"
"Ten mouths of mind, thinking about the king, country and society."
"A total of eight eyes, admire flowers, moon and autumn fragrance~"
"you……"
"Just kidding, thank you every inch, thank God the king."
Gag and talk, but you can talk...
The confrontation is not neat, just a joke...
Not to mention the eternal absolute, at least it can be seen that the gold content of these couplets is extremely high!
More than just funny!
At the same time, it feels refreshing and relieved!
And the style of this movie will never be three seconds past. After the audience felt refreshed, laughter followed, and the staff member suddenly fell to the ground and vomited blood...
"The legendary vomiting blood three liters?"
"This pair of pairs is ignited!"
"Can I match one of these pairs?"
"Write poems in front, play couplets here, Xianyu, please take my knees!"
"Ma Ma asked me why I knelt to watch a movie..."
"This movie is simply Xianyu's personal show!"
"After the music show, the poetry show, and the poetry show couplet after show, I can only say that I am envious...
"I was crying by Xiu!"
"Xianyu write more poems in the future!"
"Sorry I have no connotation, I just smiled."
"Me too, laughing out of the goose!"
"What's that, I can laugh out loud!"
"..."
From funny, to surprise, to shock, the barrage is already densely populated at this moment, I am afraid that even audiences who don't usually like to interact are blown up by this famous scene!
No audience can remain calm...
It's not that this movie kills all audiences, but because the audiences who don't like this movie have slipped away at the moment, and the audiences here are really attracted by this movie!
Just then.
A barrage that made many people's hearts tremble floated in the corner: "Tell you a ghost story and look at the progress bar."
"..."
Deng Chi happened to see this barrage, and then he felt that his depression was about to begin:
"The progress bar supports it!"
This movie...is going to end!
Other viewers besides Deng Chi also noticed that the progress bar couldn't stand up anymore. For a time, there were endless barrage to encourage progress...
See the hunting heart!
This movie is highly capable throughout, and many viewers are reluctant to end this movie when encountering such a movie.
But there is no permanent banquet in the world.
Following the defeat of King Ning, after Tang Bohu had a wonderful fight with the life-threatening scholar, he finally embraced the beauty.
Of course.
In this process, the jokes did not diminish at the end of the movie. Many interesting stalks continued to appear.
For example, what "return my fist"...
For example, after the battle between Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, she exchanged clothes...
For example, Tang Bohu completed a "Spring Tree and Autumn Frost Picture" in a short period of time, and he said nonsense that the south wind weather is a bit humid...
For example, when ordering Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu recites a poem. As a result, sister Pomegranate has urgency and can't help taking a step forward...
The appearance of these jokes almost made Deng Chi forget about the progress bar.
Therefore, when the movie ended in the clip where Qiuxiang pulled Tang Bohu playing Pai Gow, Deng Chi suddenly felt a panic.
ended?
Is it over?
At this time, it is time to take advantage of the Net University's superiority.
Deng Chi restarted the movie without hesitation.
Wangda’s on-demand feature is that it costs five yuan to watch it once. Want to watch it again?
That is to continue to spend money.
This is the same as a theater movie.
It costs you money once to watch a movie, not because you have watched it once and the second time is free.
But Deng Chi certainly doesn't care about the money. The first time this movie is to watch Le Ha, the second time you can re-appreciate it...
Replay!
As a result, Deng Chi saw that many of the barrage at the beginning of the movie were the same as himself, floating in rows:
"Second brush."
"Same two brushes."
"Look back and look again."
"Hahahaha two brushes and two brushes, this movie is not worthy of life!"
"Animal, the second movie that came out?"
"Too great, I can't help but look at it again."
"I was in a bad mood. After watching this movie, all my worries were gone."
"..."
At this time, the new audience, seeing so many "second brush" barrages, wondered if they had gone to the wrong set.
How come there are so many second-scroll barrage in new movies?
in?
Called the navy?
Can you take me with me?