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395 Chapter 395 - Envy The Old Fish Thief
The so-called verbal abuse, the former is the cursing that goes on and on in the theater, the latter is people picking up their cell phones and venting their emotions on the Internet in the form of movie reviews.
But ......
When many angry viewers actually picked up their cell phones and opened up review sites, ready to accuse fish envy of "cheating," the finger that fell on the screen paused slightly.
Should we blame Fish envy for making such a sadistic movie?
Obviously not.
Is that what's wrong with the movie?
Apparently not.
After a few moments of silence, accompanied by a sigh of frustration, even the angriest audience member could not find the slightest position to criticize - the
It was a betrayal of a good movie.
Their heartfelt love for the film and the shock of the ten-year wait overwhelmed all the complaints, but the sadness was so thick that it couldn't be dissolved and would never go away.
So this is the ultimate in "The Eight Faithful Dogs".
The ultimate ......
To depression.
"I was shaking as I typed this, typos and deletions, and that's it, perhaps the only movie I've ever loved so much but may never find the courage to watch again. "
The famous movie review site, Starsky.com.
This hot review, which seems to set the tone for other film reviews, brings together a number of sad people in the late-night film review section for "The Eight Faithful Dogs".
"Maybe Professor An has also been waiting at the gates of heaven for a little eighty years."
"Mr. Fish Envy, forgive you for having become an old fish envy thief in my heart, why did you make the movie so good that I, a guy who likes to make fun of others who can cry until they cry at a movie, became the same group of people you once made fun of."
"After you're gone, the rest of my life is left to you ......"
"I'd rather believe that the night Hachi died there was no pain only joy because Professor Ahn came on the heavenly train to take it home."
"God knows how much I like Soo-Ming Chang, but I'll give Hachi the best performance in the whole film."
"Mrs. An's heart was missing a piece after Blackie died, but after Professor An died, Hachi gave the rest of his life."
"I feel like my tears will dry up on this night for many years to come."
"How I wish this movie was as warm and healing as everyone expects it to be, a mutual salvation of humans and animals, that's why I felt Hachi's back was frozen into eternal loneliness when Professor An left."
"......"
Still sleepless, Zhou refreshed his comments on Starsky.com again and again.
He was laughing at the bad joke on his face.
But as he laughed, he suddenly and silently lit up a cigarette.
Under the light of the cigarette lighter and the computer's illumination, his smile was already very reluctant.
This is the last one, Old Zhou thought to himself.
In fact, Lao Zhou quit smoking when he was young, but this movie, too much smoke, no nicotine across the lungs of that moment, the slight anesthesia, he was afraid he could not stand it.
......
And in a certain forum.
A late night post suddenly erupted with astonishing heat: "Who the hell said this movie was made by an envious fish old thief for single dogs, you come out and I promise not to kill you!"
The heat of the post is mainly reflected in the massive amount of responses that followed.
"As soon as I walked in, I saw a couple sitting next to me and was instantly struck by the maiming, and when Professor Ann died, the couple was hugging and crying, but I had to hug my knees and cry!"
"Never has a movie been so unfriendly to bachelors!"
"Mumbo jumbo, originally Singles Day was a bit sad, after seeing this movie is no longer sad, I feel like I'm starting to feel autistic."
"Do you think we are a couple just feel good, after watching the movie, my girlfriend who has always been opposed to me getting a dog actually let me go to buy a dog in the middle of the night, and it has to be the same breed as Hachi, where am I going to find a dog in the middle of the night?"
"Those upstairs can think a little more flexibly, you can't find a real dog in the middle of the night, but there are plenty of sad single dogs."
"I came home and hugged my dog and cried, even though the product chewed up my newly purchased sneakers again while I was gone."
"......"
In the end, even the owner who claimed that the movie was filmed by fish envy for single dogs appeared in the comments section, and was apparently one of the first viewers: "I'm guilty of actually thinking that the fish envy thief is considerate of our single dogs.
All of us are trying to calm our emotions.
But it was clear that most people had difficulty healing themselves in the short term.
So with the spread of one review after another, the once beloved teacher, Mr. Fish envy, gradually completed his transition from teacher to old thief.
In the words of one netizen.
"It's true that all things are alike and all people are alike, and there is no one good person in the three friends, the old thief Chu Maniac wrote down the death of Baguio, not to mention that the shadow is also obviously with top drawing skills but has been fooling the reader, and now even envy of the fish has also learned badly, thanks to me, I have always said that envy of the fish is the last of the three friends in the knuckleheads!
The Fish Envy Thief lives up to its name!
There was even a ringing endorsement.
"In fact, all of this is premeditated, no wonder envy fish wrote a song called "ten years", he is secretly satirical ah, ten years later those couples in different parts of the world reunite, each other already have their own half, become the most familiar stranger, but ten years later Hachi is still silly waiting for it Professor An, rain and wind never leave! "
The so-called lovers know how to stick together better than a dog.
There's a bit of a market for this saying since it came out.
Coincidence or not, it does make a lot of sense when you think about it.
In ten years, how many couples have broken up among humans?
Hachi, as a seemingly unaware of what feelings are, waited tirelessly in the rain and snowstorm until he died of old age.
Compared with the fragility of human emotions, it is really sad.
At this time, "The Eight Faithful Dogs" has reached a score of 9.5 on Starcom.
This is the height that many filmmakers could not reach in their lifetimes, which shows how much audiences loved "The Eight Faithful Dogs".
To be exact, it is the love for Hachi.
In contrast, there are many popular bloggers on the tribe who are still crying late at night over the promotion of "The Eight Faithful Dogs".
"Ten star recommendation!"
"The best movie about dogs!"
"Someone went from being a teacher to being an old thief, and a dog went from being a little hachi to being an old male!"
"Preferred to be called Hachi, but it deserves the accolade of 'Buster'."
"......"
Word of mouth, brewing, more tear gas, ready to go!
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