Galactic Garbage Station

(4,000 word chapters)

In the next few days, Su Zheng was relatively relaxed. He hired a number of professionals to redecorate the ground floor to consolidate it, make it more closed and perfect. In particular, he deliberately added a bulletproof glass shield to surround the seal with gossip stones, so that he could have one more line of defense and one more safety.

In addition to doing this, Su Zheng was practicing physical and mental strength, raising pets, planting plants. He received three ancient months of phone calls introducing Xian Murong to him. There were beautiful women like Xian Murong who remembered that Su Zheng still had a little sense of vanity in her heart, but presumably guessed the purpose of inviting her to teach the art, so she was not invited. After all, if you don't rely on the magic of the piano, you probably can't compare your art to Murong Fairy, and the magic of the piano can't be taught. If you're gonna teach her, I'm afraid you're gonna have to show off.

In addition to giving the pets mental hypnosis and allowing them to enter the crystal meditation these past few days, Su Yan has also fed some jade toothfish. Jade toothfish has no nutrients other than warcraft meat. The effect is extremely obvious. The pets are rapidly advancing in their intelligence and body, the same every day.

On that day, without Su Xin's knowledge, the two parrots ate well and flew to the beach. Normally, they wouldn't land even if they flew this way, and soon they would fly home again, but today they do, parking on a standing sign in front of a store.

“Boss, two pounds of melon seeds. ”

“Want the biggest melon seeds. ”

Both parrots screamed, causing customers and owners to laugh. The neighborhood is basically full of seafood shops, barbecue shops, swimming equipment shops, etc. Few selling melon seeds. The only new shops in the neighborhood are these two parrots, which must have been attracted to melon seeds.

“Boss, do you own these parrots? They look beautiful and speak fluently. ”

“This is supposed to be a yellow-necked Amazon parrot, which I hear speaks best. ”

“Oh, it's not my family, it should be a parrot raised in Su Jia Village.” The owner of the shop was a nearby villager. At first glance, he guessed the history of the two parrots. He couldn't help but smile.

After all, since Su Xiao and Wang Zhuo developed the tourism industry, all kinds of businesses have done well. The employment rate and standard of living of nearby villagers have risen in a straight line. Su Xiao's investment in fish farms has also recruited a number of nearby villagers, and many people have earned a high income.

In addition, the projects carried out by Su Zheng, the seagull umbrella, swallow sign and red fox wine are also of great benefit to the nearby business, so the villagers in the neighborhood are grateful and love the animals raised by Su Zheng. It's usually a pleasure to see something to eat.

The two parrots were not welcome, so they ate the melon seeds. They smoked the melon seeds at an excellent speed, which was much faster than people. The beak reached into the bag, picked up a melon seed, bit it gently, the tongue licked it, the melon flesh entered the mouth, and the melon shell spit out. Almost every second, three or two times, they eat a small bag of melons, clean them, and let the tourists watch.

“Didn't eat enough. ”

“And melon seeds. ”

The two parrots were still in the mood, screaming.

The shop owner couldn't help laughing, and the tourists laughed. A big man said: "Call me, I'll give you a bag of melons. ”

“You son of a bitch. ”

“You son of a bitch. ”

The two parrots were not at all vague and woke up. The big man's face turned dark and the other tourists laughed joyfully. It was funny to think of the two parrots. Some tourists in the vicinity saw the movement and came around. In the Zhenhong seafood store, which was separated by three stores, Su Zhenhong, Zhao Mengxiang and Liu Xuan heard the movement and came out to see it. They couldn't help but laugh. Needless to say, the pet must have snuck out again. Only the Arjun family will be too smart and cause such a great deal of movement.

“Everybody be quiet and listen to our stories. ”

“Quiet and quiet, it's an inspiring and inspiring story. ”

The two parrots screamed and let the surrounding tourists show their interest. Do the two parrots really not only speak fluently but also tell stories?

And one of the parrots said, "There's a guy who thinks he's too fat, so he goes to the weight loss center, and when he gets there, the front desk lady asks him if he's going to lose weight, and he says," Yes, what's the price, "the front desk lady says we have 500, 1,000, and 1,500, sir. What kind of price do you want? He said," Well, try 500 first. After paying the money, the receptionist gave him a key and told him to go in through Gate 1. "He opened door number one with the key, and he saw that it was spacious, and there was a beautiful woman in the bed, wearing a three-point dress, and when he saw him he said," You chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you hey hey hey hey. "”

Speaking of which, the surrounding tourists looked a little strange, and the mind wanted to make sure it was an inspiring and inspiring story, but their attention was still attracted, and the other parrot asked: “What is hehe hehe hehe? ”

“hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey all adults you know. ”

“Okay, then. ”

“Then the man's eyes lit up. Oops, so this is what the weight loss center looks like. This one is quite artistic. The beauty made me chase it, so I used the chase to distribute my heat, and the chase was okay. Hey, hey, 500 bucks is worth it. So he started chasing, and he chased it so hard, he finally caught it, and it went well hehe hehe. When I got home, I was sweating, and I put on a weighing scale. Ouch, I really lost two kilograms. This weight loss center is pretty effective. After a few days, he went back to report that he wanted to lose some more weight and continue. The receptionist saw him, sir, you again, please... he interrupted, I tried 500, this time I wanted 1,000, I paid 1,000, took the keys, opened door number two, opened the door, it was also very spacious, a beautiful woman inside, all three points gone, full of 'fruit' body, sat there frankly, hooked 'you chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you hey hey hey'. He already knew the rules, so he chased him up, and finally caught him. This time he ran faster, and finally he succeeded. Hey, hey, go home, five kilos less, grades are getting better. The third time I checked in, the receptionist recognized him and you again... He interrupted that the lady didn't have to introduce me, I know the rules, I'm in charge, this time I want 1,500. So, I paid $1,500, took the keys, opened door number three, went in and locked the door, quickly stripped naked, and looked back. A chimpanzee sits in a chair, a mother chimpanzee, and she says to him, 'I'll chase you, if I chase you, I'll take you hey hey hey.' ”

The parrot's voice has not yet been set, male tourists around have laughed haha, some female tourists laughed with their bellies, some scolded the parrot is really shameless, who taught such a bad parrot. Of course, some of them heard it. This is what Fei Yuqing said, but listen again in the mouth of the parrot, don't taste anything. Some tourists who know some parrots are shocked by the dark in their hearts. This parrot is too powerful to be able to say such a big phrase clearly and fluently. In fact, even if the two parrots had eaten the meat of warcraft and communicated with Su Xiao through the cards, they could only talk about it intermittently and not for so long at once. This is a further effect of crystal meditation and jade tooth fish.

“One more thing. ”

“Yes, yes, one more thing. ”

Tourists are crowded and have not heard enough. Those women who scold the parrot for shamelessness, while shy, can not leave, and want to see the liveliness.

“To hear the story, buy melon seeds first. ”

“We're going to eat big melon seeds. ”

The tourists had a good time. The two parrots were so fine, but the melon seeds were not worth much. Some of them were generous. They bought a bag. Soon, the sign at the feet of the two parrots had been filled with melon seeds.

“These two Gui Ghost Pokémon.” Zhao Mengxiang could not laugh.

“Watch it, don't get caught.” Su Zhenhong laughed. In fact, the two parrots tell stories here without any negative impact. It's also good for the tourism industry. The only thing to worry about is being taken away. After all, these two parrots are worth a fortune.

The two parrots ate melon seeds for a while. After impatient urging from the tourists, they finally stopped eating them and started talking again. The parrot who had just spoken more said: “I just said one, it's your turn. ”

The other parrot was not ambiguous, and he said immediately: “There was a man, pissing on the train, this train was particularly crowded, he had only one station, the road was full of people, he squeezed forward and backwards, he couldn't get out, helplessly, he had to squeeze aside and squeeze into the window. Pull down the zipper and bend your body into a C-line, spreading it out the window. As a result, almost to the station, a station master standing next to the track was sprayed with a face. The station manager was angry, but the train was so fast, he could only try to see it better in the fireworks of electric light, and then rush in immediately to call the next big station to report, 'There was a passenger, it was really rude, I was turning on the lights, he actually sprayed my saliva, I don't know why it was salty, you should investigate, this passenger made me really angry, make sure to catch me and warn me’. The station chief next said, 'Don't be angry, I will definitely find a way to catch this passenger, please tell me what his face looks like’. The station master said, 'Let me see, the speed is too fast to see clearly, only to see the man with a beard full of faces and a cigar in his mouth’. ”

The voice had just fallen, the whole scene had been sprayed with laughter, laughing forward and backwards, and the girl was also shy laughing, saying that the two parrots were too bad. So, I bought some more melon seeds and gave them to two parrots, two of whom probably felt almost enough. Each one lifted a few bags of melon seeds and flung their wings vigorously, regardless of the tourist's retention, and flew home. However, the two pieces of the story that had just been told were recorded and sent to the Internet, and they burst into flames.

“Hahaha” Zhongyun, middle school, high school, second class, Tang Whispering just watched the video, my stomach is hurting. Although the two parrots had changed somewhat, bigger and only prettier than before, she recognized that they must have been the Su Qian family, and the world could never find a parrot that spoke so fluently and so badly.

“What does my brother teach you?” After reading it, Soya couldn't bear laughing and couldn't bear to be ashamed.

“Ha-ha-ha. That's funny.” After Qin Xu Lan, Guo Biting, Jin Shijia, Liu Qian and others watched the video, tears burst out laughing. As a girl, Guo Biting wanted to hold on, but he couldn't help it. As a sequel to the Kamikaze, the same producer is the same director, and the main actor is not changed, so that the crew already has a tacit understanding, making it easier to film. Moreover, the audience is more receptive. Perfect new installation is not finished yet, but it has been recorded, so Guo Biting is also free now and is fully committed to shooting the Sequel of the Dog.

“These two parrots are really bad.” Guo Biting scolded.

“Must have been taught by Poon.” Liu Qian also laughed.

At this moment, Su Xin at home, also from the message sent by sister, Tang Wu, Qin Xu Lan, Guo Biting and others, learned about the two parrots going out to sell art. He couldn't help but laugh and shout in his heart. When the two parrots were about to call over, he taught them a lesson and told them not to go out in the future to make a fuss. Otherwise, they would lose a fortune if they were caught.

The two parrots learned to tell stories. Although they said they were related to Su Xiao, they followed Su Xiao, but Su Xiao didn't teach them specifically. They learned it themselves, and they went out and said it without permission.

“But that's really good. The laughter is pretty good. The two parrots are really too smart. It seems that being too smart can cause trouble, and all pets will have to be more disciplined in the future, otherwise they won't know what's going on out there. ”

Su Xin became vigilant, pets used to be smart to be smart, but they were still in the animal category. But now that they have become increasingly isolated from animals, behaved in a way that favours humans, and their thoughts are no longer so simple, leaving them alone can have very negative consequences. Parrots used to like melon seeds, but never thought of selling them, but now they know how to think about it. Dogs go out to see people buy bones, maybe they will play a trick, steal people's bones, after all, they didn't expect the dog to be so smart. And the wolf fight, let alone the wolf, if it runs wild, it could be a disaster.

In short, pets can't just train animals now, they're like children in the development process, and they have to strengthen their moral discipline so that they know deep down what they can do, what they can't do, what they shouldn't do.