Aniki, this is the report of each battlefield.

In the western part of the continent, plagued by severe headaches, stomach pain, and lack of sleep, my subordinates bring new documents saying that they are encouraging the administration as a responsibility that has become the position of lord.

"Ah... I'm not your brother, I'm your lord"

"Su, it's so easy...."

Even though it's been a long time since that damn woman forced me into the lord's seat, neither I nor my men are confused by the excessive position that I still have in me... The house that was a symbol of the lord in me was blown away by that damn woman.

"What the hell is that crazy woman thinking?"

……

If I thought I declared war on the Empire in the name of the Princess, I would kill a powerful nobleman in King's Landing... and then I would go through it and assault the Empire in front of the King's Landing. I don't know what that means.

"Even though the house prices are rising due to the war, that bitch....."

……

It was fortunate that the Empire, which had allowed rebellion and independence in several regions and had to face various fronts, had pulled its hand from the inland sea, but the spread of the war also made little sense due to further price increases and lack of supplies.

"Looks like you have a lot of dissatisfaction.

"That makes me want to puke too! How much trouble do you think I'm having in this unstable political situation? That crazy bitch!

Even though the Burrence kingdom and empire are still at war, in addition to the Wars of Independence across the Empire, the Hyena Nation, which now thought it was possible to cut off the territory of two major powers in the west of the continent, is showing a disturbing movement... even rewarding me for working hard in that state... hmm? A woman's voice?

"... hey?

I'm afraid when I look back, I still don't know what I'm thinking there. That woman stood there with no expression... Why does she always appear behind people in silence... her liver gets cold?

"I didn't expect Ellen to think so much... I couldn't think of anything, I apologize."

"... wait, let's talk."

You honestly think this woman apologizes?... I have a bad feeling about this! No, no, no! Please seriously give me no more trouble!

"Well, now that I think about it, I just asked for something and didn't give you any reward."

"How's it going? There's a nice tea leaf in there lately, why don't you join me for some tea?"

I made a maximum smile at the other person's pace, and then I made tea by hand, and I took out the hidden tea confectionery from the shelf and put it on the table to encourage them to sit down.

"After all, you need a price commensurate with your work, forgetting that is a hasty idea."

"... here, how about a fresh strawberry sandwich?

"So let's be king independently."

Damn it!

I'm banging all the tea ware I had on the floor and screaming... I don't want to listen to this guy, I'm shaking the subject while I'm preparing for hospitality! And an independent king?... I don't know what you're talking about.

"After all, I don't want to remain the lord of the border."

"... let's calm down first, let's calm down and talk"

"Yes, let's work with the City of Belzenstock to plan carefully."

Damn it!

I scream as I slap the fresh tea wares on the floor... Did you know my men who were cleaning the floor look annoying! What the hell is this?

"... are you okay from earlier? Why don't you have a little tea and calm down?

"This guy...?!

Why, why are you pulling it out like I was excited on my own? Why do you put your hands on your mouth with your eyes like you see such a painful person? Why would my men turn away from me?

"Here you go."

"Why are you making tea... delicious?"

"It looks like it fits your mouth, what's more."

Are you kidding me...? Why is it so delicious to have tea made by a crazy woman like this, even though the way you visit was an excusable piece of shit, and it doesn't make sense in itself that the guy you're supposed to be making tea?

"... I hate to admit it, but it was the most delicious thing I've ever tasted."

"Well, I put Hanako-san's scales in the hidden flavor, but it was good that the experiment was successful."

"Gidditch."

Damn it!

Until then, I banged all the tea ware I had on my mouth on the floor and screamed... Did you know that my men who were cleaning the floor would look at me with sympathy?! What was that fierce bug?! That scales? Hah?!!

"Are you kidding me, you fucking bitch?!!

"Oh, don't worry. It's not poison."

"That's not what I'm talking about!

Do you usually serve people tea with scales of insects like that? You won't cum, will you? And you said experiments? Don't try it alone, please. It's not poison or anything like that... or maybe it was... the liver will get cold.

"I didn't like Hanako-san so much... I'm sorry, but I'd like to talk to you again."

"Now Hanako... was that you? He's got no scales, right?

"Yeah, sure."

Well... at least he never lied to me, because there's a passage in this woman's mind about keeping her promises and things from herself.

"... this time it's fruity and sweet, did you add any fruit juice?

It's Takeo's scales.

"Gidditch."

Damn it!

Until then, I banged the tea ware I had on my mouth and shouted... when I found out that one of my men who was cleaning the floor was accidentally blowing it out... don't laugh! He stares at the fucking woman in front of him with his own feet and his blown subordinates' heads sandwiched on the floor.

"... did Takeo-san hate it too?

"It looks almost the same! Are you going to say it's safe because it's different?!

"Excuse me. I don't do such dishonest things, I like you a lot."

Is he serious? You don't often say "~" in contracts, do you? There's been a lot of exchanges like this... didn't this woman really understand? This is why I don't want to deal with a crazy guy.

"Hah... it looks like Ellen is in a bad place today."

"Who do you think this is all about, you bastard...."

Why is it so hard for me to get clean... when I talk to him, I feel like I'm bad.

"Well, we don't have to talk about it right now, so we'll talk about it tomorrow."

"That's enough, forget it...."

Don't steam it back, I don't want a reward anymore... At a time of heightened tension, independence will soon be swallowed by other countries.

Well, I'll rent you a room next to Ellen.

"... do whatever you want."

"Fufu, you're as fat as ever."

"... you didn't bring anyone else, did you?

"? What are you talking about? I'm not a grabber, am I?

"... I see."

The last thing I hate about that word is that the damn thing is leaving... that's why I didn't want to see him!!

"Boss, that was..."

"... the one whose liver gets cold"

"Please...."

Ah... I want to throw everything out and go to sleep if I can...

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