Glory to Earth Magic

"Red Santa?

"Oops, this time of year, there will be a lot of it. Every time a guild here issues a crusade call order."

Three months after coming to Grand Machina, when winter came and it was getting cold, the old lady at the reception at the guild shook up such a topic.

"I'm not very strong, but there's only so many of them. Every year I come to give a little something to my happy lovers and family. It's not a great deal of damage, but it's troublesome because it's a lot of people."

For the sake of the name Santa, you look like a mind-boggling demon who inspires people's happiness.

"Heh, there's such a monster over here."

"I can't forgive you for giving a little bit in people's happy hours! Let's take them down together, Alba!

In the past few months, Aldi, who is completely used to his new body, is motivated as he roughs his nose with Hunce.

"Good luck with the rankings according to the number of crusades. The top three will receive a prize, apart from a crusade reward."

Ho, you're pretty serious.

"Red Santa herself, it's nothing good... but when grades are announced, I guess I'll do my best."

Mr. Tamazusa is also apparently motivated.

"The timing of the outbreak is about a week from now. When that time comes, the order will be activated, so gather around."

"I understand."

I snort at my grandmother's words and talk to everyone in the corner.

"Sister Tama, do you know who Red Santa is?

"Um, you've heard about it. I'm sure he looks... I'm talking about an old man with a red triangle hat and a white fuzzy beard. I mean, he looks like a grandfather, but he's a clean demon, so if he's caught off guard, he'll get hit."

Feels like I heard it, apparently not much different from Santa on Earth.

Santa... I believed you in elementary school.

However, I was shocked when I opened the bag excitedly when I was a junior 6 and it was a calculation drill.

Plus, a combo called with the guy my parents bought me before.

"I heard from the Alliance that the day Red Santa occurs, they don't go outside except for the adventurer, so you can fight with confidence."

Well, you know there's gonna be a little demon out there, and you don't like anything that goes out there.

But if that's the case, it seems okay to get somewhat flashy.

"Oh, Alba, you look bad."

"Anyway, it won't be Roku."

To Aldi's point, Mr. Tamazusa laughs happily at Kerakera.

"Rude. I was just thinking about how to defeat Red Santa. Hey, Flam? Fram, you know I was serious, right?

"Unfortunately, when it comes to combat, we can't really defend ourselves."

When I look at Flam and ask him, Flam says sorry.

Wow, you don't have much credibility.

I'm just simply trying to figure out how I can poke my opponent's intentions and defeat him with less force.

"If there are quite a few of them, the magic has to be fought while it's still warm... I wonder how much stock they had of them"

I'll put out a safe (travel bank) anywhere to see what's inside.

This item. Actually, it can accommodate quite a few other items as well as gold.

It doesn't fit more than a vault size in a boulder, but if you buy a vault with a higher value, you can get rid of it to some extent.

I also buy multiple safes (travel banks) anywhere large because I can afford a lot of money.

"Hey, Alba. Could it be you're willing to use it?

When I check my inventory, Aldi asks.

"Well. If there's a lot of them, I think maybe this will work. If there were ordinary people, I would have weighed myself in on the boulder."

"…… ha. You see, I thought about all the crap."

Aldi says shrugging his shoulders in the way he told him to.

"It's Alba."

"It's Master Alba."

"What is it, people? It's like I'm some kind of fighter."

I said I was just fighting efficiently.

"... Dear Alba. Do you know your two names?

Flam asks with a great sigh.

Adventurers, if they gain some fame, become called by two names.

With this on, you can call yourself a full adventurer.

Incidentally, Mr. Tamazusa's two names are 'Silver Flash'.

I like it because it smells really bad inside.

"My two names? Something happened."

"Alba's gone, he's gone. Aruba's two names are" Aruba of Deception ". You're starting to call me that because you're so cowardly."

When I soak up, Aldi explains with prick and anger.

Why would I be called by two dishonorable names, such as the God of Destruction in the Training Ground, or the Aruba of Deception?

In this, the improvement of the status of the earthly attributes will not be successful either.

By the way, there seems to be some such thing as a despicable demon mentor (Coward Mage).

"I'm just suddenly creating a pit at the foot of my opponent, or accidentally blowing it from behind with a pillar of stone. The effective use of earthly magic."

What the hell is wrong with you?

"… Yes, we know that Alba is one of those people."

For some reason, Flam says so with the look of giving up.

What the hell are you talking about...

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"Bastards! Are you ready?

A week after a conversation that doesn't fall. The Red Santa Mass Occurrence Date is finally here.

In front of the guild, a guild leader with dazzling head muscles is shouting out loud.

"As usual, there will be a massive Red Santa soon! Just so we're clear, it's a very cluttered fish, but only a lot of them are wasted, so we don't leave one behind to destroy! The average person is already evacuated inside the house, so don't hesitate to fight!

The Adventurers, gathered in the words of the Alliance Chief, shout out: O! and scream.

"For bachelors, you may want to endorse Red Santa, but fight patiently here! Instead, the Alliance will pay for all damage caused during the battle!

The adventurers (single) gathered in those words again shouted OH! He was screaming.

"You're so vibrant."

I squirm, overwhelmed by the air around me.

"Probably looking for a great deal of money. Goddamn it, I'm gonna hit your bachelor grudge."

Mr. Tamazusa holds a fighting flame in his eyes as he responds to my words.

When I was on Earth, this is what I was like, too.

Now, I have a lover who says Fram, and it's good to be reborn.

"Rear charging bokumetsu! Death Subesi!"

As the guild leader is making his speech, he sees a large group of bright red little fat jizzies from the other side along with such a voice.

"Wow! Get the fuck out of here! Oh, my God! Do it. Yeah, yeah!

The adventurers begin to scatter simultaneously, skinning the guild leader's signals.

"Let's go too."

If the Alliance says it will have the cost even if the damage is done, I don't have to hesitate.

However, because there are too many people here, we decided to go a little further away in order to avoid a secondary disaster.

"Well, I'm coming solo. It's easier for one person to move around."

When Tamazusa says so, she quickly disappears at a warwolf-like speed.

We dropped off Mr. Tamazusa and started moving quickly.

"Well, I guess it's good around here"

When you come to a place that seems less popular with good feelings, you decide to look around and run the operation here.

"A, Dear Alba. Are you sure you want to do this?

"If you think about the nature of Red Santa, maybe this is the best part."

"Boulder, deceitful Aruba"

I wonder if you could stop, the way you call it.

I don't like the other one either.

"Yes, yes, you can say that. I'll just do it."

As I pass through Aldi's words, I hold Flam and Aldi's shoulders.

Uh, super useful.

"Dear Alba, it's close."

"Yeah, hey, Alber."

Flam clung to me as he turned his face bright red, and Aldi grinned innocently and hugged me.

Yeah, if I were a third party, I'd definitely be killing people with hatred.

"Hate Simide Man Ga Kill Setara!

"Schiwitt!"

When we snooze, Red Santa will finally come along, as expected.

These guys said they were coming to give the happy guys a bite, so if they enjoyed the happy space this way, they thought they could catch it.

The Red Santas come from all directions with their fierce fangs out.

"... That took, asshole!

I run magic from my feet to the ground and make a dome of circular glass.

I can make glass out of the sand, so I'm saying it's possible.

Soil magic, seriously too cheesy for versatility.

On the dome of the glass that suddenly appeared, Red Santa and the others hit each other one after the other and fell to the ground.

I take out the pressure cooker and punch a hole in the dome, watching as it goes on, and I throw it out of there.

"Flam, shoot me."

"……… Yes, sir."

On my signal, Flam punches out the pressure cooker he threw on top with an expression that he doesn't feel comfortable with for some reason.

When I see it, I quickly close the hole, pour magic into the glass dome with Aldi, and dramatically increase the strength.

This would prevent most attacks.

The shot out pressure cooker makes a flashy noise and explodes as it is when it is making an unpleasant noise with the mistletoe.

The iron chunks and nails about the size of the pussy balls that were inside the pressure cooker splash and punch through the bodies of both Red Santa.

"Gaaaaaaaa ⁉"

"Wagga Lifetime Ni Regrets Yes McLee!

The Red Santas disappear without any exchange.

"Fu, as calculated"

Confirming the destruction of all the Red Santas around him, he releases the dome and smiles with a doya face.

Three months ago, when I got the pressure cooker, I was developing this claymore pot.

Fill the pressure cooker with pussy balls, nails, and gunpowder and blow it up, and you'll have a bomb that's as lethal as an asshole.

Understand the structure of the pressure cooker and magically manufacture it. Pussy balls and nails are also metal, so naturally, they can be magically produced.

Only gunpowder is not very expensive because it needs to be bought but it is consumable in the first place.

I've been making this for three months, and the contents of my vault have been a warehouse for bombs, which is pretty obnoxious.

For boulders, it cannot be used by human opponents, but it is effective if there are multiple demonic opponents.

Well, it doesn't make sense if this is a demon with a hard defense or something, but a normal demon would suffice.

"You can't imitate a good kid or a bad kid! Because you're going to have a stinking meal for the sake of it!

"Who are you talking to……………"

"Yeah, I figured it was" The Aruba of Deception. "

Flam gives a frightened expression, and Aldi gives a convincing expression.

"What are you talking about? It's good because we ended up wiping out Red Santa. Well, I'm gonna go don't go at this rate. Pressure cooker bombs are still in stock."

"That's it!

When I try to move to the next location, I hear voices coming from up there.

"Who is it ⁉"

Somehow screaming at Nori, I looked up and there were five figures on the roof of the private house.

"Born under the hatred of celibacy"

"Our 5 Chosen One"

"For one lonely man on the night of Holy Night."

"To destroy the life of Leah Chung."

"We can't fulfill our wish by turning into evil spirits."

The five figures appear as they state such a shabby mouth.

"The bright red color is a flame of jealousy! Red Santa!"

"Bright blue colors are blue faces due to hate! Blue Santa!"

"Curry is a drink! Yellow Santa!"

"Holy trees are not uprooted! Green Santa!"

"Beat the peach space! Pink Santa!"

"" "." "All five, Santa Five!

At the end of the mouth, the smoke of each colour rises again behind.

"You rear charging bastard with a face like a woman there! We Santa Five are going to hammer you down, so get ready!

Red Santa, probably a leader, shouted at me pointing fingers.

… er, what is this development?