Glory to Earth Magic

What did the elf in front of me say now?

"Uh, Mr. Follet... Was it?

"You can call it off. And I'm tired of saluting you."

"... Yeah, bye. Fore, can I ask you something?

"Yeah, you asked me anything."

Fore answers with a smile as she slaps that thin breast with a dong.

"Um, I'm sorry if I misheard you... did I just tell you to marry me?

"I told you?

When I ask terribly, Fore answers softly.

"Have you ever met anywhere with me?

"No, this is my first time."

That's right............. If you're a bastard, you can't forget such a pretty girl anyway.

Is it an elf lesson to suddenly propose in the first meeting? No, but I've never heard of that.

"Er... by the way, why me?

"Well, you're an earthly attribute."

In response to my question, Fore answers by pointing this one to Biscuit.

"I know, my innate attributes are dirt. The acquired attribute is wind, though. An elf is so nicknamed the people of the woods that it's a privileged earthly attribute."

I envy a race whose earthly attributes are privileged.

Well, even in this world, an elf is a race that loves nature. There's no reason for such a race to despise earthly attributes.

"But when I step outside, things change. I was surprised, when I came to work for the Imperial City, my earthly attributes were ridiculed."

Uh, well, that feels like you're sad.

I've had that experience myself, so I can see how hard Fore is.

"Well, that's how they made fun of me but managed to find a place to work. That's the newspaper I work for right now."

There are, of course, newspapers in this world.

However, there is only news in the neighborhood due to transportation and other issues.

"Well, I'm mainly in charge of the interview. I found out about your presence three months ago. He said there was a boy who became a hero because of his earthly attributes. I thought so. If you're going to be my husband, this is the only one here."

"Yeah. So why does that happen?"

I know if you want to get along or something, but marriage suddenly leaps too far.

"No, because. They call you a hero with the same attributes as me, don't they? And with the opposite sex. If you find someone like that with less uplifting earthly attributes, you're gonna have to get married, right?

No, you don't? I have trouble responding even when people ask me that.

Hmm, I wonder what's wrong......

... Okay, let's ignore it.

That's true about Produ, but I can only ignore these kinds of arrangements.

Honestly, it's a shame to throw away the chance to be close to the elf child, but I don't know what this child is like...... yeah.

"So that's why."

"Ma, wait!

As I tried to walk away very naturally, Fore hurriedly circled in front of me.

"I finally found my ideal type. I won't let you get away with it so easily."

Follet comes close to us with a serious face.

"I don't care if you say so. In the first place, I have a lover..."

"It's okay! Because even the Second Lady is fine! Polygamy is obvious! Rather, a man with more than one wife would have better status!

… Indeed, Fore has a point.

As Fore said, polygamy is common sense in this world.

The more wives you have, the more proves a man's worth.

Well, it feels like only one guy who doesn't care about that gets married.

Still... this kid is desperate for a long time.

"Keep it up and you'll get a wedding date...... Aah! Everyone in the village makes fun of me!

... Oh. Were you married?

If that happens, I'm convinced of this desperation.

Honestly, he looks about the same age as me, but since he's an elf, he's probably older even if he thinks about it in human conversion.

"Uh, I understand your disrespect. How many?

"Ko, I'm 180 this year... I'm 18 when I say it at my human age."

Fore answers my question.

You're usually young. Because the wedding date said something like that, I thought it was very alasser level.

"If that's the case, don't you have to be in a hurry? I would normally be young if I were 18 at human age......"

"You people, don't be with humans! Elves are 200 years old...... I mean, if we don't find someone to marry by the time we say 20 in humans, we're gonna be feathers living in the village for the rest of our lives! I'm sorry I've lived in such a small village my whole life. Besides! Elves who missed their wedding are ridiculed as a bureau by young elves..."

Follet trembles with her head when she speaks.

I don't know... even if they're different, they're in the same place.

Still, if we don't get married by the age of 200, we'll have to live in the village for the rest of our lives. You're medium heavy.

I don't know what kind of village the elves are in, but it's tough not to go outside.

I can't stand it if they tell me to live my whole life in the country, either.

"Hmm? But we've got 20 more years till we're 200, right? If it's just boulders, it doesn't have to be me to find someone else...?

"That's how I haven't been able to find it in 50 years..."

Wow, it was a mine.

To my words, Fore is clearly depressed.

Seeing how it goes, somehow people around start talking.

"Hey, that's Alba, right? of earthly attributes…………"

"Yeah. Kind of like bullying a girl, though."

... Not good. This situation just looks like I'm unilaterally snagging the girl from the side.

"Fore. For now, come here"

As it stood, the rating that went up at the corner dropped again, so when I grabbed Fore's hand, I moved to an unpopular place.

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"……… Calmed down?

Move to an unpopular place and call out in anticipation of Fore settling down.

"Yeah. Sorry, show me the ugly part"

Fore answers with a laugh without power.

Seriously, I don't know what's wrong......

"Hey, does that really have to be me?

"If I miss you here now, there is no guarantee that I will meet the right person in another 20 years..."

Honestly, I think I'd feel like I could find it in 20 years... but that's just a human feeling after all.

It must be a quick feeling for a long-lived elf.

"……… Idol"

"Hmm?"

When I was worried about Follet's treatment, I asked her back because she groaned somewhat bossy.

"If you don't marry me, I'll write in the paper that you debuted as the man's daughter Idol."

"Ah! I got it!

"Whatever you say! Even I'm desperate! What do we do? If it's in the papers, you're a man's daughter idol in this country!

Damn, there will be good and bad things to do because you are a beautiful girl.

"I'm asking you! Just pretend! Just pretend!

Fore begs me with a desperate look.

"No matter what you say... where are you touching it! Eh, let go, let go!

Follet comes around my delicate part of being too desperate to notice.

"I'll never let you go until you say it's good!

"Oh, hey, you can't be there. Seriously, ahhh!

Dear Mother, Mother of my hometown.

Me, I might have grown up one step.

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I was bored in the morning and completely screwed up. When I just won today's game, I joined Fram and the others at a cafe.

Of course Fore is with us.

"- I don't know what to do."

I'll explain the situation to Fram and Aldi, even though I'm relaxed.

"…………………. Aruba-sama... No, I understand Aruba-sama, including that."

"Well, it's Aruba. I can't help it."

The two women are just saying that I have an affair.

I'm a victim, too!

"Hey, Mr. Fore? What did you like about Alba?

Flam speaks kindly to Fore, who is depressed next to me.

"…… a masculine personality facing the dirt attributes in an unusual position."

"Sure, you're attracted to Alba's character like that."

To Fore's words, Flam nods in agreement with Unh-unh.

It's kind of an awesome embarrassment.

"And then... as much as they call me a hero in this city, so, naturally, magic is high, too, isn't it? There's a personal difference, but the elves are basically attracted to highly magical people."

Heh, did you? You didn't know that.

"Uh, Aruba is certainly magical. Because there's been a lot going on for a long time."

Next, Aldi nods to convince Follet of his words.

Sure, there was a lot going on.

Mostly special training for the goddesses and evil gods......

"And... you're so cute for a boy, aren't you? Alba, the moment I saw your face, I wanted to be this girl."

"" I understand. ""

Flam and Aldi agree with Fore by nodding more forcefully with a more serious look than just now.

…… that?

"Master Aruba is such a cute face that you get jealous even from a woman's point of view."

"Yes, yes! Besides, they don't grow shin hair or anything at all! My skin is fine!

"My hair is sassy too! Already, it's against the rules!

Oh, no, something's starting to go in the wrong direction.

"Um, hello, ladies"

"" "Shut up, Aruba!

"Yes."

I shrink because of the swordscreens of the women, even though I talk about reverting to the topic that began to deviate.

After that, it was a lot of women in my compliments.

………………… What is this public execution?