God of Life

Wang Erdog picked up the hoe and rushed to the entrance of the village.

In front of the village, in a small square of copper coins, silver coins and gold coins, there are plenty of hectic rides parked.

The ride had eight limbs, waving two giant swings, and two large eyes were very pristine.

The soldiers were strong, holding a monster with various images in his left hand, holding a plate filled with small squares in his right hand, and pressing from time to time, he made a terrible sound of slamming.

The biggest rider sits on the back of a middle-aged fat man with two waitresses behind him, one rubbing his shoulders and one feeding alcohol.

Wang Er Dog was angry when he saw it.

Why are we waiting for the Oracle and you can enjoy it like this?!

The fat man saw the soldiers drive the villagers out. He raised his eyelids and shouted: “I am Wang Jianhao, tax minister of the Imperial Department of Oceans. Her Royal Highness's birthday is approaching. To celebrate the country, he has to hand over 70% of this year's harvest for Her Royal Highness's life! ”

When I say this, I pause completely.

Village Chief Wang Yunxi dared to ask, "My lord, why did the Oceanic Department come to the mountains to collect taxes? ”

Wang Jianhao was so arrogant, he snorted: "IQT! Press the head! ”

"'Humph! What if I don't? ”

Wang Jianhao gazed and waved with a cold smile: "Somebody help me! Pull down the autograph and put her on the podium! ”

The second maid cried and shouted a struggle, but finally she couldn't hold on to it. The soldiers shouting “Finish the work quickly” and “Grass horse” were hard born on a contract to press their fingerprints.

“Biu!”

The sky suddenly flew in a kitchen knife, straightening Wang Jianhou's neck.

The knife was as fast as lightning, but in the middle of the sky, it was ridden with a huge swing and a plier clamped to pieces.

Wang Jianhao's expression remained the same. He glanced at the girl who threw out the knife and waved again.

“Attack on the Imperial Commander, incriminating first class! Take it and send her to Mei Mei to model! ”

“How dare you! ”

The second daughter's father shouted and rushed up. She was all over herself and hit the soldiers on their backs.

However, Wang Jianhao only meditated on two spells. When the sky suddenly dropped a word "water”, he fixed the second daughter's father in place.

“Not on your own! ”

Without hesitation, the fat man sighed for a moment and finally made his judgment.

“Hurt me, Maritime Division sailor, sinful! Well... send it to the starting point, punish him to write the Internet! ”

One large family was captured in a row, and the villagers were struck hard and scared to shake.

Though it is unclear what terrible punishment the anchor, model, and writer of the Internet are, think about it, they are necessarily terrifying.

Wang Jianhao glanced at Cesar's trembling villagers and laughed wildly.

“I'll see who doesn't! ”

Wang Erdog was so angry that he had the power of silent luck that he intended to kill the dog officer for the people.

At this moment, however, a man with the eye of a rat suddenly pounced out the queue, kneeling in front of the line and kowtowing desperately.

“My lord, my lord! ”

The Navy was about to take the man down, but Wang Jianhao waved: “Let him speak. ”

The man raised his head, staring at a pair of red eyes and crying.

“My lord, I waited for the mountain herders, stupid and stupid, to work hard to grow a crop, only three or five hundred copper plates, not enough for a family. How many more bites do you chew your head on? That man is different! ”

The red-eyed man suddenly pointed his finger at Wang Er Dog in the crowd, biting his teeth and screaming hysterically.

“Normally I don't see him trying, but when the crop grows, it's all gold! All you have to do is take him back to the city, give him to the princess, and there will be a lot of gold. Isn't that better than collecting a few of our bronze plates? ”

Mayor Wang Yunxi thumped his chest.

“Hey, how can you live in a village and be a crop man? If two dogs get pulled away, you can't grow gold. Why be that little man? ”

The man's eyes became redder and less shy and his arms shouted.

“Why do we work so hard to grow only copper plates, but two dogs can grow gold easily?

Ask him not to say it again, he just said some hard-working bullshit, told him to taste a piece of gold coin, and he looked at people with that look...

It's been a long time since I've seen him!

Dead two dogs, we'll all have a few more acres of land. Even if we can't grow gold, it's okay to charge more copper plates. Do you think that's right?! ”

“Yeah! ”

Some villagers suddenly realized and stood up to prove: "My lord, two dogs do grow gold! ”

“I hide in the grass every day and stare, and he often runs against the rules and reads some driving spells! ”

“Yes, there is a big tree on the hill called piracy. I used to peek in it. Sometimes I noticed a problem and came down to pick one and taste it. Something was wrong! ”

Wang Erdog was suddenly stabbed in the back. He was irritated with strength and breathed boiling blood. He was autistic.

“What's so strange?! ”

Wang Jianhao was overjoyed and waved.

“Come on, get that kid off me! Be careful, don't hurt him! ”

Wang Erdog lifted his arms and tried to lock people up, but found that he could not lift his strength at all. His heart was suddenly dead.

“Dog! ”

The second maid saw the tragic situation of the two dogs, cried badly, struggled hard, but was photographed with a weapon on her head by the soldiers beside her. Her forehead bled like a bet and passed out.

Wang Erdog's eyes cracked and stared at the soldier. He bit his teeth and swore: "I will kill you, mice! ”

The soldier laughed furiously: "Grandpa can't change his name or his surname, his surname is Zhu, his name is Ji Ying, wait for you to kill him! ”

……

Flowers were destroyed, crops were harvested, Wang Erdog and others were held in a prison car and left the village at noon.

Usually that horrible fog, when faced with a bunch of octopus monsters, shrunk aside like fear.

There seemed to be something in the fog that was moving with stupidity and breathing a terrible smell.

Wang Jianhao did not panic at all.

“I, the Princess of the Empire Dao 'an of the Ocean Department, have never lacked a sacrifice, and retreat! ”

After a moment, a loud noise gradually went away and the road became quiet.

Second Maiden's father was shocked: “How can offering be so useful? ”

Wang Jianhao looked back: “Who do you think deserves to serve the beast? Wait for the slut, a piece of leek, and save your wallet at work! ”

Ignoring the others, Wang Erdog gently wiped off the blood stain on his forehead for the second maid, carefully taking a moment to relieve the atmosphere.

“The problem is small, the wound has healed and there are only three white lines left. ”

The second maid opened her blue eyes and asked with her emotions: "When are you going to have a baby with me, dog?! ”

“Huh!”

The girl snorted coldly. Don't overdo it. She's blind.

……

The giant beast looked clumsy on the horse, in fact it was extremely fast, walking without taboo, just a trance of kung fu, and rushed into a big city.

Wang Erdog was curious about what the capital looked like. He tried to keep his eyes open, but couldn't see anything clearly.

Just dreamy and full of light.

Soon, there was a palace in front of him.

The palace was built on a hill, with a statue standing on top of it, with its head hidden in the clouds and its appearance invisible.

Somehow, the closer we get to the statue, the more agitated the two dogs will be and the more emotional they will be.

But when it really entered the palace, the emotion quickly disappeared, replacing it with a novelty that could not be seen.

You will be greeted at the doorstep with beautiful clothes one after another.

Running around with all kinds of scented food and fruit.

A group of finger-sized elves chase behind their asses to clean.

The messy animals sing messy songs.

The wine fountain sprays all the way up to the ceiling, flowing over the heads of the crowd without dripping.

There is no throne in the palace, and in its most central position, stands a huge mirror.

Faced with the mirror, Wang Erdog and others did not see themselves, but saw a girl walking slowly.

He wore a crown, dressed in glorious charm, dark hair like a waterfall, and starry eyes.

Wang Er Dog is a little faint.

Crab God, your followers suddenly want to have a baby...

“Welcome, Your Highness! ”

Wang Jianhao fell on his knees and shouted.

“Get up! ”

Her Royal Highness parked in front of the mirror and curiously measured the four people brought in through the mirror.

“Are they criminals? ”

“Uh, the other three are, that teenager is a gift for you from a midget! ”

Her Royal Highness seems very interested.

“What would he do? ”

“He can plant gold easily! ”

The princess laughed in silence: "I am rich and I am not short of gold… well, stay and relieve me of my boredom! ”

“No!”

Second maid also raised objections: "Give us back the two dogs! ”

The princess glanced at them and suddenly said, "I don't like them, go, send them to the broken houses in town to be wives, and don't let them show up to me again. ”

Upon hearing such a distribution, the second maid looked white, not knowing where from, suddenly broke the shackles and rushed out of the palace.

The soldiers were beaten to pieces and watched as the two little girls were killed.

“Dog, wait for me, I'll get you out of here! ”

A bloody vow came from afar, and Wang Erdogs stared.

Guys, you guys are so good, why don't you just take me now?!

Is it the princess who knows she's invincible?

Time suddenly passed, and the blink of an eye was six months later.

Wang Erdog had no idea what strange things had happened. In short, he had become a horse and was about to marry His Highness.

“Dog, dog, look, isn't this beautiful? ”

”Wang Er-dog lifted his eyes and glanced lazily.

At this time, Wang Er Dog is completely different from when he came.

Weighing up to 300 kg, wearing gold and silver, she lay on a gorgeous bed, her clothes stretched out to open her mouth and swelled unnecessarily.

The princess was suddenly ashamed: “When the wedding is over, we can pass on your blood...”

Wang Erdog raised his head and looked down at him - sadly, he saw only one big belly.

“Hey! I'll have to work hard on you then, I'm helpless...”

“It's okay, I can do it! ”

The princess nodded and looked forward to it.

When the atmosphere was warm, the door suddenly rolled in a dumpling, the dumpling skin a single opening: “No good, Your Highness! All the empires nearby have declared war on us! ”

Her Royal Highness filmed the case: "Why?! ”

“The legend of the horses has spread all over the world, they are here to rob the horses! And the rebels and model rebels led by the young maids and the second maids are rapidly approaching the Imperial City! ”

Her Royal Highness was unexpectedly calm and exasperated.

“Order General Miyagi to lead the rebellion! As for those who come to offend Xiao Xiao... just in time, it's convenient for me to beat them all up! ”

“Hey, why do you have to? ”

Wang Er painstakingly sat up and sighed.

“Red flames like mine will only cause you constant trouble and leave you in peace, let me die in the hands of the rebels! ”

“Never a day of peace?! ”

Her Royal Highness looked suspiciously at Wang Er Dog and frowned firmly.

Touched half a dozen times and suddenly asked: "Do you think it's too cold in the palace, like how lively people are? ”

“Ah?! ”

Wang Erdog smiled. "I'm all right, I'm all right..."

“Bad!”

Her Royal Highness threw away her wedding dress, her biu appeared in armor, carrying a big, golden hammer, and talked heavily.

“You can only be me. I've never blamed you before. Nobody ever touches you again! Touch it, break your legs! ”

Two dogs shrugged their necks and argued quietly: “I planted half of the treasury...”

“Remember how much you grow! The princess only wants your men, not your coins! ”

Okay, we can't talk.

Wang Er Dog lay back lazy, raised the empty glass, immediately dropped a nice glass of wine on the ceiling and filled it.

Two glasses of wine drank slightly, and there was a loud fight outside.

Wang Er sighed softly.

Hey!

Why am I such a loser?

Shouldn't you?

I am clearly a descendant of the brave, with the blood of the sun...

Why does it always feel so repressed?

“Because in reality you are so aggressive and aggressive, in your dreams you are more willing to lazy and watch how it all happens. ”

Who?!

Wang Er Dog was frightened and bounced like a ball.

“Come back to the mountains. ”

Who are you?

The voice disappeared, but a strong call rose from the hearts of two dogs.

All right, so go check it out?

Step by step, tremble to the back of the mountain, climb hundreds of steps up and see a statue soaring into the clouds.

With his head up, he couldn't even see the waist of the statue, but somehow Wang Erdog felt that the statue was looking down at himself.

At the foot of the statue was a door, biting his teeth, and Wang Erdog stepped inside the statue.

Boom!

In an instant, Wang Erdog's soul was pulled away, rapidly climbing up, blinking to the head of the statue, looking at a very strange view of the land.

In the south, the maiden army, led by the second maid, is fighting with the Marines of the Division of Oceanography.

Oriental, with four flags flying, bells, density, rigidity, stupidity, the four gods will be constantly attacking, past, some people have fallen to defeat, to make a pot of paste.

The western, dark fog, the Yin Array, is constantly attacking the hinterland of the Empire.

Central, powerful in size, surrounded by a field of flowers, punched all over the dog's head.

Look closely, those flower fields were planted by Wang Er Dog?!

North, two armies against the base.

Her Royal Highness was carrying an exaggerated golden hammer, but the general opposite was a small general with teeth dancing claws, a long fire hair, floating in the air, like a flame of burning.

“How many visitors?! ”

“White horse silver gun, Lin Pingzhi! ”

Wang Er Dog only thought it was funny, but it felt hidden. It seemed like something was missing.

What's missing?

Seems to feel something, the two dogs suddenly look up at the sky.

The galaxy is brilliant, with several fictional shadows, floating in the starlight.

Just about to tell, the ear suddenly rings a Hong Zhong Dalu.

“If you don't want to be a part of it, then the next dream is not to have it! ”

“Go you! ”

A whistle shouted, pulling Wang Yan back to reality.

Whoo-hoo!

Wang Dashao suddenly turned over and sat up, panting in a hurry. He laughed uncontrollably.

Ha-ha-ha... Ha-ha-ha!

Dream breaker. Funny!

In [Note 1] of the card, it clearly reads--

[There will surely be a heterosexual person in your dreams that day, and your two consciousnesses will jointly interfere with and modify the dreams]

But actually?!

A total of at least 7 heterosexuals in a broken dream!

Wang Yan could not even distinguish who was dragged into the dream, who was merely a projection of consciousness.

What a mess!

So technically, this is not my dream at all, but their shared dream?!

No wonder, my brother is in there in the middle of a nightmare, playing soy sauce...

But I don't know what this dream really looks like from their point of view.

Wang Yan was so curious, he had a thousand and one questions in his head. He couldn't help but immediately start asking who.

The second maid is Nago, she didn't run away, but is she in a dream?!

Her Royal Highness looks a lot like Ho Miao, but she's not right... she's fainted!

Lin Weiwei... hahahahahaha!

Wang Yan laughed unnecessarily. He immediately copied his phone and sent her a WeChat.

“White, horse! Silver! Lin! The!”

“Splash! Yo! You! Handsome!”

After flirting, the phone threw, Wang Yan relapsed into endless confusion.

Breaking dreams is born of a common role, so there must be some revelation.

But what exactly is it revealing?

How do I understand?!

The shallow characteristic is the struggle for financial gain. Wang Er Dog, while not having much presence, is at the heart of the whole dream.

This has something to do with Wang Dashan's inflated narcissism.

But the deep content, which is completely subconscious refraction, is able to keep the dream generally balanced and logical.

That's amazing.

Amazing...

Best of all, Major Wang suddenly remembered his 300kg “special form” and laughed dumbly.

“Forget it, I don't want so much, let's see what the rewards are! ”

Turn your eyes to the system panel, with a few lines of golden letters floating on it.

[The whole soy sauce game, seemingly incompetent, actually means that no one can figure you out]

[In this rare dream, only your image is created by all of us]

[You become a mud-shaped puppet, and the whole place is heavily suppressed, even cleared up early, because your image has a very violent clash in your subconscious mind]

[So you get a special enhancement]

[Temperament Piece - Windy]