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Episode 68: The Insanity Legend of the Wilderness

"Why--why--why--why--why--why--why--wasnt it fast?

"It's my fault."

"No, no! Ha... Chelina's... of escorts... because all four of them are out of breath!

Not as good as me, but Chelina's escorts are a little out of breath, too. The carriage was definitely fast paced.

"Trivial things are good."

"Yes, Master Akira, it must be your fault."

"Chelina! You did this!

"What is it about?

Nicole and I are answered.

Goddamn it, you're an enemy.

"Please check the charcoal and the corn, cassava and compost status of Mr. Hagg."

"Uhm. All right."

"Okay."

Hugs and Yalarai honestly go to their respective places, I guess this is a relief because there are so many escort people here.

"Master Akira is here."

He is walked to a critical distance where he can see the experimental site with four Chelina escorts. When Cerina instructed, the four escorts left east, west, north and south.

"Shall we begin?"

"What do you want me to do?"

"Isn't it decided to test the new air-conditioning equipment"

"Yeah. But is that a deal?

I think it would be awesome if they suddenly brought me to an open space to understand that.

"If you look at the payroll, Akira, you know what I mean."

"I'm not psychic."

"Superpowers?

"Uh... I'm not a wizard, I don't know that"

"I think it's a matter of observation and situational grasp."

"I don't have either."

"Is it?

"Oh."

Doesn't it make sense to be psychic......

"Well, no, test it better than that"

"Right. … first try to use it as Akira likes"

"Oops... but if used properly, it's going to break again"

"The last time I noticed the light sword broke, it was on the verge of breaking, and the light in the air-conditioner became unstable. Perhaps, but if you approach the limit, you will have such symptoms."

Speaking of which, I think it was the last time.

"Hmm. I mean, you just have to stop when the air-conditioner's in suspicion of behavior."

"There's no certainty, though."

"It's not like I don't have any guidelines. Let's get started."

I'll take out the card-shaped new air-conditioning. Line up so you know which cooking is in front of you so you can play poker. Deformed illustrations, alongside lighting, cleaning, wind, fire and light swords.

"You can't use vacuum cleaners at the same time."

I thought you said that before.

"Yes.... no, but it's Master Akira, so maybe..."

Until then, Cherina starts thinking with a sudden and difficult face.

……

"Shall we give it a try? Dear Akira, could you try to use lighting and cleaning at the same time?

"I feel like they made some unreasonable demands, but let's try it"

Left hand the lighting, right hand the cleaning, the rest in the pocket. Attempt to simultaneously activate while touching around the center of the card, but this failed.

"Sounds like no good"

"Good for you."

"Was it good..."

"If it was activated, there would be more of Akira's insanity legend, wouldn't there?

"Don't make weird legends."

You're a perfectly rude woman.

"What...?

"Heh? No, it's nothing, right?

You didn't say anything, did you?

I wipe the sweat off my forehead, holding the cleaning cutlery in my right hand and the rest in fan-shaped form with my left hand.

"Let's continue the test."

"Why do you read bars?

"Kinosei Kinosei"

I activate the cleaning equipment to clean my clothes so I can deceive you.

"The activation itself is fine."

I scratch the fine sand out of my clothes.

"Right. But you clean more than one piece of clothing at the same time..."

"Is there a problem?

"No, I was wondering if it would be difficult to keep it on in the laundry..."

"Really?"

"Dear Akira..."

"I know. I'll avoid it in public."

I think I've used it a few times already, but let's not say it.

Chelina sighed loudly. Why.

"Well, let's get down to business."

"Production?"

"I've already used the Light Sword, so I think you should just test it later, but you'll be new to wind and fire air-conditioning, right?

"Oh, I've only used vacuum cleaners themselves, cleaning, lighting and light swords in the first place."

"Let's use it with practice."

"Right."

Nevertheless, what the hell is wind and fire?

"But the wind can make a breeze."

"That's what I hear."

"Hmm... that's a breeze..."

When I pinched the wind's air-conditioning card with my fingers, I activated it with the image of a falling dead branch blowing away. It is the air intake in the gas station or something that made it a priority in the image. I imagined it for automobiles, so very strong wind pressure erupts. Honestly, I couldn't think of a vague image of a breeze more.

Sand rose up in a straight line from the card with the sound of an act, and the dead branch blew straight away.

Looks like it was a light branch.

……

Chelina's movement is stopped, I don't know, her eyes look rounded, but I decided not to care.

"Next..."

Pick up as many stones as a ping-pong ball. Put it on the rock. It's compressed air that I imagine. The air compressed to its limit flies the pet bottle rocket into the sky and even drives the car. The potential is endless.

I jumped the branches earlier and realized that this wind can pretty much control the direction. If so, if you control the vectors of compression and liberation, you must be able to produce a strong wind with a little concentration.

Images of compression first with strange certainty. Compress as much space as a soccer ball into as much space as a ping-pong ball. The next thing I knew, the space of the human being was about six tatami, the next about twelve tatami living rooms, and the next... oops the light leaking from the air-conditioner started flashing.

It seems to be the limit around here, so when I reduced the image to about 8 tatami, it started to stabilize.

The image of moving as much compressed air directly next to a stone as a ping-pong sphere, and freeing the air only in that stone direction straight away......, at once too!

With the sound of a pawn, the stone flies away. It fell to a point of about 100 m while drawing a parabola.

"Fair enough."

Chelina hasn't been so slight since just now. Yeah. My uncle would be happy to keep you quiet. Ugh, I said my own uncle and it's recessed. Well, I'm sure he might be old enough to start saying uncle...

I decided to come up with a new image so I could get back on my mind. I don't think I used the word "wind" subtly from earlier, so let's do something a little more breezy this time.

Right......

I look out into the dusty wilderness.

Yeah, can you do that?

I decided to fulfill my dreams when I was in elementary school with a mischievous mind. I already enjoyed the image of this. Go all at once.

"Ninja! The art of wind!!

It is norinoli.

The wind whirls around me and smokes up, covering my appearance.

I don't care, but it means running away. It is basically a technique of escape or hiding. It's really for me.

"Oh, it went well. No, I thought you said it would work better if you spoke up."

When I release the force of the air conditioner, the wind subsides and the smoke gradually clears.

Now, I've done a pretty bad job of cooking. I want you to forgive me for being so young. Not young, though.

To deceive you, let's go next. Yeah.

Next up is the fire cooler.

This is also the first time I have used it, so it is difficult to grasp the image.

Um, I asked Halogen before if he could use it to change the boulder or fly a fireball called a firebomb.

Ignition is easy. The illustration of the air-conditioning card is also a painting of the fire.

I easily create flames on the ground with the image of a burning fire. Yeah, yeah. That's good. It can be maintained as is. I kept it out for about 20 seconds, but I'm tired of turning it off. No problems with activation.

I'm not fighting anyone, but I'd still like to use a flare bullet. This would be the fireball of a wizard who would be in a fantasy movie as much as he wanted.

I imagine a high temperature plasma. The flames themselves are plasma. The size is as big as a person's head because a very large flame is likely to strain the air-conditioner. Heat-focused. Sensibly a sphere of plasma trapped in a vacuum......

Is that it? I feel so far away from the Wizard's fireball. Well, okay.

You were born with a bead as blue and white as a grip... oh well, don't get blue when you turn up the heat.

I tried to make the plasma sphere bigger, but the air-conditioning card behaved erratically, so I immediately put it back to its original size.

I tried to fly the ball that trapped the plasma onto a rock a little further away.

I thought it glowed cool and the ball seemed to play.

When I approached him and checked, a small part of the surface had melted bright red. Thank you. I hear it's lava. How much heat is it?

"Hey, Cherina, it looks like we can build a stronger fire than we thought?

It's more of a plasma igniter than a change of firestone, damn it.

Doesn't matter, when I was on Earth, I had an arc discharge lighter. I treasured it because the USB charge doesn't require gas or oil, but my boss puked me out of rarity...... It has been a 100-yen lighter ever since. It reminded me of something I didn't like.

Seeing Chelina with no reply, her jaw was so falling that she was about to reach the ground with her eyes pointed at the gag comic strip. My pretty face is ruined. I'd rather not show it to anyone but me because my daughter-in-law's girlfriend is missing.

The last thing to test is the Light Sword. Let's make this easy. Spit out the light sword Vulcan Faranx towards the big rock nearby and crush it to pieces. If you shot a human, you'd be mincing in an instant. Yeah. Let's not point it at people.

Just in case, I also finished experimenting with the fireworks particle.

"It's over. Looks fine. Thank you, Mr. Halogen."

Card-shaped air conditioner that I was supposed to make with my mind, but it was very easy to use.

"Nice work. You were also right to make it a specification that you had to touch near the center of the card to activate. Magic with cards... science and all that kinda shook my mind."

It's Kitchen II because you can't actually use magic, and if you can practice it, it's just the use of tools.

So even if I was actually a little excited, that shouldn't be a big difference from being excited about the new PC. Probably.

Speaking of PCs, you have a laptop. Though it's completely dead. The SHOP level has risen a lot, so I'll think of a way to secure the power sometime... No, if the example plan goes well, I can solve that, too. No rush. I still don't see how the array required for the plan will be approved due to lack of divinity...

By the way, isn't it time to solve Chelina's petrification?

"Hey. Chelina. It's over ~"

When I slapped Chelina on the shoulder and talked to her, she began to tremble into small pieces.

"Hi..."

Oh, there's a voice.

"Hi... Hi..."

Are you from? Hi-hi-hoo.

"It's insane!

Wow!

"Ah! Dear Akira! Who are you? I knew it, I knew it, but how is it so insane! Are you going to turn this world's science upside down? Are you a revolutionary?

Chelina exploded and spoke out. And he's pissed off. It is irrational.

"Oh, man."

"You don't understand what you've done, do you?! Do you mind? Which world do you mean to attack the same as a cannon with a wind air-conditioner, wrap around a sandstorm, and produce a flare shell that also melts rocks with a fire air-conditioner! It's insane! Yes! Master Akira is a total chunk of insanity! Rather, it would not be an exaggeration to say that insanity is walking! Do you understand!?

I have no idea.

What an objection. It's like throwing high octopus gasoline into a fire. I stuck a snarl of laughter on my face.

"Uh, what can I say, well, I took the matter back quickly and after thorough deliberation..."

"... a qui la sa ma?

"Yes, I'm sorry"

I was immediately grounded. I'm good at apologizing!

"Do you know what's wrong?!

"Sir! No! Sir!"

"Sa?

"Mum! I have no idea! Mum!"

"Some parts of it don't make sense a bit, but did you understand that you don't?

"Yes. Honestly, what was wrong?

"All of it, all of it"

"Even if they say so..."

I don't think I have this trick even though I just experimented because they told me to use it.

"Ha...... well, if it's a wind air-conditioner, the extent to which it's used as a replacement for room ventilation and blacksmith fuigo, if it's a fire air-conditioner, it's a replacement for a lighter, or a level where you're very used to it, you can finally get firebombs out. We don't have any firebomb cutlery."

"No, I don't think Mr. Halogen said that."

"I don't know much about it either, but they say it has to do with the purity and strength of the rational stone. But how can Akira use it to such a vicious effect..."

"Hmmm...... maybe it's a difference in knowledge"

"Of knowledge?

"Yeah, I don't know how far the laws of physics in this world match up with the world I was in, but in the country I was in, the laws of physics were pretty detailed."

"That's interesting."

In fact, it does not solve the mystery of the water cluster, nor does it solve the mystery that warm water freezes faster than cold water.

... Is that it? Did you solve the ice?

Well, I can't say that science is advancing in that sense anyway, but I wouldn't be able to help but say that to her.

"Well, I don't know how far it's actually going, because I haven't gotten to the point where I can cure all the illnesses or know the truth about the universe, but at least it's going better than this world."

"You can kind of imagine that from what Akira has said and done."

"Well, I'll tell you based on the premise that there's a compulsory education in my country that teaches basic common sense and science, physics and mathematics. Well, I didn't do well, so I only have the bottom line, but I guess I still outgrow my knowledge of this country?

"I see."

"Well, for example, there's a flame, right? I know it's a kind of plasma."

"Pulasma."

"I don't know the details, but the molecules were ionizing and exercising."

"Den... Den Ri"

"Uh... the object is made up of atomic molecules..."

"Ran..."

……

……

I accidentally make out with you.

"Sorry, I don't know how to explain it anymore"

"Well, you know, I have no idea what you're asking,"

In the first place, it's not a silo thing that even the bottom humans of the lowest deviant schools in the province can teach.

"Quite simply, all objects are a collection of invisibly small grains, so there are liquids and gases and individuals, but there is a special condition called flames and plasma, which worked when I imagined the state as well as I could. So I thought knowledge and activation might be linked."

I avoided it because Chelina would be even more confused if we started talking about clouds of probability, not exactly small grains. I have no idea in the first place either.

I often see an illustration of electrons going around the atomic nucleus, but the truth is that electrons don't seem to have an established position and velocity, so it's a mistake... the physics teacher said.

I don't even know the nerves of a teacher who can teach a dignified mistake, but then they line up the fluctuating functions and this is the electronic cloud! That's enough because I have trouble getting hit. Yeah. I don't even know what you're talking about.

Cerina thinks silently for a while.

"I have no idea the details... but Master Akira already knows the mystery of a world that has not even reached the magicians. That knowledge is reflected in the results… Is that good enough?

There's no certainty.

"... somehow, but I feel like I'm learning Akira's secret. At first I thought it was the power of God simply because he was an apostle, but I've felt like that's not all."

"There's no such thing as special powers."

"There are only two things we know."

Oh, the SHOP and the container.

"Yes."

"Oh, there's another one."

I remember and say it.

"Huh? Really?

"When do you translate, that's a conversation. I don't know the language of this country."

"Are you talking?

"I normally speak Japanese… I'm just speaking in my native language, but strangely, you discern that, and vice versa, your language sounds native to me. You don't understand Japanese, do you?

"Was it? I don't know what Japanese is, but the Midal continent has Midal in common, right? There are, of course, many dialects and unique languages for each region, but they are virtually common languages. Even a closed elf now speaks Midal, I hear."

"So Yalarai usually speaks Midal?"

"Yes."

"So his native language will be elf or something?

"You will be."

"Hmm, I think you should speak in elf next time. Then I'll know if my abilities translate."

"I think it's good"

I've learned the common sense of this world unexpectedly. Because this continent is the Greater Midal, the common language is Midal. That's easy to understand.

"Hmm? So it used to be a kingdom called Midal?

"That's right. A country called the Great Midal Kingdom ruled this continent."

"There's a small country in turmoil now, isn't there?

"Yes, it was thousands of years ago that the Great Midal died."

"Heh. Maybe Lost Technology isn't from that era?

"You've got a good idea"

"You promised."

"Promise?

"Never mind there"

I could say common sense to the Lanobe generation, but it wouldn't make any sense to explain the promises of a world where culture has become a consumer.

"Ha..."

"Well, no, it's time to go back. You've had enough tests."

"Right, Dear Akira, by the way"

"So I know, I'll weigh myself as much as I can."

"Be sure, do"

"Heck."

"Totally......"

Chelina and I went back to the experimental hut and had another soldier go get the escorts who scattered them.

"Oh Akira, you're late."

"Hugs. How was this one?"

"Hmm. A lot of guys are handy for human beings. I've taught you the fundamental things, so it's up to you."

"That's fine. Yalarai is back. How'd it go over there?

"Good."

That's all. Okay.

There comes the artisan Douro.

"Ma'am, would you like a moment?

"I don't mind."

"Then go to your cabin."

I tried to follow Chelina, but for some reason the Hugs stopped me.

"Veliero, do you need Akira for that story?

Cerina Veliero turns her gaze to Dauro when Hug tells her to.

"It's just a confirmation. We don't need that guy."

Dauro's gaze was "I don't want it from Hannah."

"Then Akira is training."

"Oh, seriously? Hey! No, but I'm a special advisor..."

"Okay. I'll leave you to Master Hugg."

With a good smile, Chelina ran out of words. You fucking asshole!

"Then Akira's over here."

"Damn it! My life is fucking gay. Ahhh!

It's been a long time since my screams have been sucked into the blue sky.