Green Skin

00535 Real and Fake

“Heheh... Oh! Who are you, Mr. Hayuri? I've heard very well that you're coming out today. Where? How are you feeling? Heheh... How's the air out there? I should have prepared tofu... Heheh...”

"What the fuck..."

It's an honest look. The bastard who humiliated and humiliated himself long ago is long gone, and what's in front of his eyes is a loyal servant who would have thrown his life away if he'd just given the order.

“.............. ”

I felt like I knew why the Horsemen were keeping him around. The guy in front of me is basically competent. A human being who fits into his stomach and scratches where he needs to be. I myself have encountered many worshipers while running the West Continent, but when I see this kind of liver worship for the first time, I want to strike with a mean smile, but somehow that poor face makes me think about reaching out my hand.

“Phew...”

Of course, there is no advantage to causing trouble here. As soon as I opened my mouth, I heard his vile voice.

“Are you going inside the temple? ”

“Yes! Yes. We were going inside the temple. ”

“How did you...”

“Took me a while to get out on patrol. Heh heh... I think it's probably a sign to meet Hyuri like this. My wife told me a lot about it. ”

“Tsk.”

“As expected, it is Lord Hayuri. Even though you can't move your body, it's great! As expected, the rumors about geniuses were not anonymous. Heheh...”

I hear screams coming from everywhere, but he's still talking.

“Do you know what's going on? Master of the Spider Clan, Eun Joo Choi. You don't belong here, do you? Why aren't the reinforcements coming? ”

“It's impossible to ask for support. When the enemy first arrived, they opened up the Great Barrier...”

“Aren't you relying too much on space travel? So this is where the magic is frozen? ”

“Well, it's not like that. It's probably some kind of sequencing, waving coordinates around in a special wavelength, so... other magic might work. It is not possible to ask for immediate support. ”

“Do you have any magic skills? ”

“It's not like that. It's just... something you can expect. ”

More competent than I thought.

Useful bastard. I felt like he was a good match for that expression.

“Then what about support? ”

“It won't take long. Heh heh... The enemies will flee Mount Hornbach when the great brothers of Blood Dagger arrive in their lands. We've also heard from the great city of Garcia, so the Queen of the East will be bringing an army soon. ”

You sound like you're being told not to touch yourself for some reason. I have no intention of touching you, but I want to hit you once again because I advertise that my side is coming.

“I kind of miss those names. So, what's the ETA? ”

“For at least three to five hours... the advance troops from your land are more likely to arrive in an hour. ”

“Slow.”

“Yes. Slow. ”

If the guys watching the situation up there aren't moving for an hour, that's enough time to last. However, if people like the one who first dropped the Divine Power move, we may have to take heavy damage.

They made it clear there was no salvation. What I want is to wipe out the siege, and the Humans here are planning to wipe out the seeds.

“El, the Elves will be here a little sooner. ”

“Weak as reinforcements. ”

“Yes. Well, yes. ”

“Do you have any ideas? ”

“I've actually got a lot on my mind... but I actually need the permission of Blood Dagger... I'm a little... heh...”

“What?"

This guy... is more loyal than I thought. This is a game that will cost you your life. Nevertheless, I thought it must be treachery to wait for the approval of the Blood Dagger.

“I could die right now...”

“They're not weak enough to collapse right now. With Jeongyeon here and the elite Orc Swordsmen there, it's not hard to stay. But it's true that we have to minimize the damage. Hehe.”

“How?"

“Couldn't we just drag the people underground? ”

“................ ”

“................ ”

Unbelievable remarks. The real rubbish was here.

“This place is precious, so it would grieve our savior to know that the basement has collapsed. Isn't that right?"

“Yes, that's the problem. ”

“I thought I'd make you a better offer... What do you think? ”

“W-what? ”

“Where's my sword? ”

“........... ”

“........... ”

Sudden silence, I thought he would know his location. Again, when I saw his face, I could see his face wanting to avoid answering as much as possible.

“Think about it. It's better than collapsing underground. Of course, I don't want to betray you. I'm annoyed by the pigeons in the sky, too. ”

“Heh... I understand what Hehe Hayuri said...”

“I'm sure I can be of some help since I survived the beating. Isn't that right?"

“Yes... yes. Work, there's a point. But with Blood Dagger's permission...”

“I thought you might understand...”

“Water, of course. Yeah, but...”

“Maybe it's better than the basement collapsing. It was a sword no one could wield but me. Now, no matter how much I crawl, You think you can beat that monster? If Blood Dagger makes a move, I'm dead. Not you who are loyal. ”

“Shhh... Shhh...”

“Do you know? I swear allegiance to Blood Dagger, and I will ascend to the throne in no time. If you do, you'll be a little embarrassed. Huh? That's not all... If I can stop this war properly, my balls won't be the biggest, yours will be! General King Wan has made a wise decision. That's who you are. ”

“Hnng...”

“Not only that. I'll protect your family, too. Until the Blood Dagger comes. ”

“Kmm. Gambling is passive, but not bad. All right, I'll get you a separate ride. Hehe.”

“Good choice. ”

As we continue to run, we will soon be near the temple. When I saw the sword go underground, not through the entrance of the temple, it was hidden, and justice was also swallowing the saliva and following behind me.

“Is this the right place? ”

“Yes, Vaughn. I was originally on my brother's land... but I had a feeling it would be better to move to the east instead." Baek... Baek Zion asked me so strongly... ”

“Couldn't have used it… Why? ”

“Bo, you'll see. ”

I could roughly predict why he didn't open his mouth. I can see the sword that was his favorite sword in front of me. However, what was confusing was that he also saw his statue.

“Wha... wha...”

The statue of him lying on the sword, and the statue of the Maverick smiling wildly with his feet on it, also flashed into view. I was amazed at the quality of the statue and felt alive.

“White Zinc's hobby, Joe, is a bit different...”

I never thought I'd be able to use that weapon in a hobby like this, even though it didn't work. I couldn't pull it out, so I moved the ground underneath and carved it.

“Huh...”

“Ah... Anyway, I've done my part. If you ever betray me..."

“That's not going to happen. You know better than anyone. That's why you brought me here. ”

“I'll never forget that. ”

“You don't have to worry. Phew...”

I haven't seen her in years. I remember being abandoned, but it's not that I'm miserable or unhappy. Rather, it's nice to meet you.It's the same sword you've been with all your life since you got here.

"Right?"

‘You must have been lonely. Am I right? ’

I slowly reached for the sword, but it was unresponsive. Unlike the idea that it would be easily drawn, I felt nothing from the lost sword.

‘I can't be a god. ’

-................

‘I'm human. ’

-...............

‘You know the truth. Idiot.’

-...............

“You know damn well there are no gods here. Right? Listen to me, you stupid sword. If you don't want to rot here for the rest of your life, follow me!!! ”

I try to push as hard as I can and pull with all my might. However, the black is not drawn. I felt like my blood was spilling upside down as I said I didn't deserve it. I'm stubborn. I don't know exactly. His lover must be stubborn. He insists on being weak because he doesn't want to follow.

“Listen to me! Stupid! This piece of scrap metal!!!! I'll be so stubborn! ”

“Ha... Ha Yuri. ”

It was at that time when I was making a fuss. It is a relief to shine in the field of view.

“Wha... what? Aren't you gonna get rid of the dirt? You want to die?"

“No, Hyuk. Heh heh... I didn't mean it like that, I just needed to pee. If it's a sword that can't be used anyway... shouldn't it be nice to pee once? ”

“What?"

Shoot me...

A warm stream of water pours down and soaks the sword before the horse ends. In this ridiculous sight, justice is also consistent with silence, and I'm still looking at him and wondering what to say.

Something offended me was that his statue underneath the sword was also coolly drenched by the urine emanating from his body.

"Son of a bitch. ’

All of a sudden, your head starts to explode with rage.

“Puheheheheheheh!! I can pee here from now on! Take a piss, you piece of junk you can't use anyway! Heem! Phuheheheheheheheh!”

What was even more disturbing was that the Sword was responding to his cry.

Wooooo!!

Wooooo!!

It keeps ringing like you're asking me to pull it out.

“Puheheheheheheheheh! You worthless piece of scrap metal! No matter how much you crawl, you'll end up with a hunk of scrap metal! You don't look so holy now that you're covered in piss! A urinated sword, not a sacred sword. How about a Shortsword? Puheheheheh! This is the word of the sword without its owner. Shortsword!! ”

Wooooo!!!

‘What is this? ’

I was looking forward to a more emotional reunion with my lover. I didn't expect anything dramatic to happen. It may have been a little ordinary, but the scene in his head never caught the bladed urine. I feel uncomfortable holding a sword that keeps ringing. It's a natural reaction to the thought that you might have urinated.

Woooooooooooooooo!!!

“.................. ”

Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

“Gaaaak! Eat your spatula with me! You bastard! Ahhh! How's my sword? You filthy piece of scrap! Now your master refuses you! Piece of shit! You will piss on this place for the rest of your life! The child of my child, the child of my child! I'm going to pee here. Puheheheheheheheheheh!! ”

"Dirty."

What I heard when I took a small step back was an unexpected voice.

- Kill him!!!!!! Kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take me and kill him!!!!!!!!!!!! Sister, I was wrong! I think I was a little... I think I was a little too... That... that son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dare I become the Sword of God? Oh... oh... you peed on me! Kill!!! Hurry!!! Cut it now!!!

“................ ”

Having spent a lot of time together, it was also the first time hearing the voice of the sword... that Hayuri reached out with a blank expression. Ridiculous.If you told yourself you were reunited with a lover like this, you would not believe it.

“Well... not bad. ”

When I reach out a little, the bright light spreads out all over my body.

[Sword - Recognized as Master of Excalibur.]

- Kill him!!! Hurry!!!! Dang-aah!!!!!!!!!

For some reason, a sigh kept coming out of my mouth.

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Damaoka//Next time!

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Don't make a move. It was hard.

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