Gun-ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei Shitara, Gendai Heiki de Guntai Harem o Tsukucchaimashita!?
Episode 216: Any effort would be spared if it were for the washroom!
"At last... the artifact is complete!
I tremble unexpectedly in front of a finished washroom that shines white by divine.
The wash toilet has always had two problems.
"Automating Nozzle Positions" and "Music Performance Functions".
I have been haunted by this problem for a long time, but it has finally reached a point of view solution.
First, 'Automating Nozzle Positions'.
That, in the end, is the accumulation of information, the quantification of the maximum number of public commitments. In other words, you can find out which position to move the nozzle to by mobilizing the number of people.
That's why I tried to get data from the new and pure Maiden Knights girls, but my daughter-in-law - especially Chris & Reese - interrupted me and I was thwarted.
In the end, the nozzle position of the wash toilet will take the form of a submission only for those who wish to.
Of course such a thing is not enough.
So I save my pennies and give the new and pure maiden knights a wash toilet.
The user also set up a box asking me to share my thoughts & position by bearer.
Thanks to you I managed to get the minimum amount of data I needed critical!
We plan to get more data and optimize it in the future.
The next issue I addressed was the Music Performance Function.
I thought about this feature for the purpose of relaxing and turning off the sound in the bathroom, I wish I could make my own records, CDs, orgols, etc... I don't know how to make it.
I now regret that I have skewed the direction of my interest too much.
For once, I tried to make things like Orgol based on memories from my previous life.
Turn the protrusion on the roll and play the thin plate of metal that is out like a barcode should have sounded......
All I could do was scatter different noises.
It's only torture, like going into the bathroom listening to this noise!
In the end, as a compromise proposal, a part is set up that stores water separately from the tank.
It is a substitute for the user to say that when switched on, the water is simply circulated and sounded. It's not musical, it just keeps the water flowing.
Even if relaxation is not possible, in the sense of turning off the sound in the toilet, the purpose must be achieved.
That's why I referred to the completion of this artifact as an 'endpoint solution'.
Furthermore, there are several other newly added features as well as "Automating Nozzle Positions" and "Music Performance Functions".
Firstly, 'Installation of aromatherapy'.
It wasn't that hard to make this happen.
I bought the perfume and installed it on the wall of the wash toilet by adjusting the amount to make it not disgusting to sniff for a long time.
"Adjusting lighting levels".
Currently, Demon Stone can light the ceiling.
This level of light can be manually adjusted!
"Installation of handles".
Install a long handle on the wall that grabs you when you stand up. This makes it easier to get up.
This kind of fine attention leads to the relief of the user's mind.
Other details were improved.
I plan to actively incorporate and improve any parts that I notice in the future.
Despite the other worlds where magic, demons, swords, etc. travel thanks to this place, there is now a wash toilet in front of me, a treasure of humanity created by previous generations, the Earth, and the Japanese!
Its quality is almost irreplaceable with previous life objects.
How miraculous this is......!
If the Japanese were in this world besides me and saw the wash toilet, they would be as impressed as they were when they put miso and soy sauce in front of them.
The fact that the washroom is in this world is such a miracle!
So far, the washroom (tentatively completed) is the only one in our private room.
Because the price has been added and improved, it costs about 10 gold coins (about 1 million yen).
The first three pieces of gold (about 300,000 yen) were made, so it's about three or three times the price.
But! Such a wonderful washroom (tentatively finished version) is in your hands for about a million yen!
It would be too cheap and level to lose your hips.
So quickly, in order to turn all the toilets in the new and pure Maiden Knights headquarters into this wash toilet (tentatively completed version), I will go to Bernie, who is in charge of the affairs, to secure an aiming budget.
I'm sure she'll be surprised to learn that the washroom (tentatively finished) is in her hands with ten gold coins (about a million yen) too!
I was as excited as I was to throw a surprise party and lightly left my own private room to meet Barney.
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"It's decided no, isn't it? I can't believe you spent that kind of money on the bathroom."
"Hey, what... and... ugh!?
I was delighted to talk to Bernie Bloomfield, PEACEMAKER's three-eyed clerk, about securing a budget for the washroom, and now the dialogue is back!
Oh, it can't be! I can't believe the budget for the wash toilet (tentatively completed version) isn't going down!
"Why can't I! I made it so hard! Tell me, Barney!
"Why, on the contrary, did you think the toilet budget would go down for as much as ten gold coins? You wonder where that confidence comes from, on the contrary, don't you?
"No, 'cause it's such a great washroom (tentatively finished version), huh? Instead, ten gold coins is pretty cheap. If you try to sell it, it's not weird to have double, no, triple the amount!
"Then sell it for triple the amount and replace the headquarter toilet with that wash toilet with the profits that came out. Not a single bronze coin comes out of the Legion."
"Grungy...... ugh"
Barney is usually an even normal girl who likes books and sweets.
I don't like fighting either, I'm the weak type.
But things never give way when it comes to money.
The purse strings are strong enough not to stop until we have thoroughly figured out the cause of digging once a single piece of copper coin is out.
If she decides not to 'let it out' like that, the funds will never come out.
"I get it! It won't fall on expenses, but you have no problem using your personal belongings to install a washroom (tentatively completed version)!
"Yes, that would be fine. Oh, but just in case, please keep the receipt (certificate). Maybe it'll be recognized as a Legion expense."
That's PEACEMAKER (Peacemaker) Clerk... you have a good eye for detail.
I give up on the expense of PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) and decide to throw in my personal belongings to make a washroom (tentatively completed version).
When I say personal property, there's no way I can buy everything for the allowance I have right now.
So wash toilets (tentatively completed versions) are first produced at private expense.
I intend to sell the wash toilet I made (tentatively completed version) for thirty gold coins.
Wash toilets (tentatively finished) are great stuff so definitely a blast! You should save enough money to wash all the restrooms at headquarters soon (tentatively completed version).
If that's the case, I'll ask my daughters to talk to me quickly tonight and let me use my family's shared property!
They understand the beauty of the washroom.
I'm sure you'll allow me to throw my personal possessions conscientiously, without any problems.
I went back to the office to regain my mind and work with the momentum to skip.
And that night.
Have dinner and spend a short time with my daughters before taking a bath and going to bed at night.
I cut out the wash toilet (tentatively completed) lightly to my daughters gathered in the living room.
"No!
I was just cut by a leash and thrown away.
"Duh, why can't I! Even Reese would understand how wonderful the wash toilet is!? Don't you want the city or other people to taste that pleasure, emotion!?
"Sure, the washroom is a great thing. But making and selling wash toilets with private property is a different story."
It is blocked without a particular island.
Shea pours a new incense tea into Reese's cup.
At the end of the pour, the lease cut out the reason for the refusal to install.
"Whatever you do with Mr. Lute's pennies won't interfere, except if you're going to get your hands on shared property. Besides, I don't know if I can sell wash toilets..."
From there, suddenly, the story begins: 'What is Money' by Reese.
Reese is the princess of the High Elf Kingdom.
Yet a little loud for money.
They have donations from the nobles and merchants of the race who want to impress the high elves, but the basics are taxes from the residents.
Therefore, as a royalty, he has a word to say about the handling of money.
"- So I'm not sure if I can sell the money. I don't know if I'll use it for washroom making. I disagree," Reese assures me clearly.
'I disagree, too! How could you mass produce such a demon king weapon......!?
Chris, the Wash Toilet Opponent, turns to the lease side, of course.
But there's a childhood friendly over here and a washroom proponent snow!
Two to two Evens if you take in more coconuts.
If you put in my opinion, you could win three to two. Dimensions!
Chris gazes and asks Snow to agree or disagree.
"I guess I disagree, too. Reese and Chris voted for you."
"Hey, what?!?
I didn't know Snow would turn to the opposition!?
"Duh, why, Snow! Even Snow understands how great the washroom is!? He said he could definitely sell!
"I understand that, and I think you're more likely to sell it, right?
"Then!
"But Lute changes the color of her eyes when it comes to the washroom. I would disagree this time because that's more likely to go in a weird direction and be terrible."
Gu...... undeniable!
Snow next asked Cocono for his opinion.
A new daughter-in-law, she answers nasty.
"Oh, you know, I'm still not sure what the washroom looks like... let me abstain"
"What? Cocono didn't use the wash toilet yet?
"Yes, well, I've heard a lot about Chris and he's scared..."
'That's a Demon King weapon, so you don't have to use it!
Chris comes up with a mini blackboard to claim.
Grr...... that's three to zero. Abstaining 1.
My "Wash Toilet (Tentatively Complete) Sales Plan" is going to frustrate me unexpectedly!
I didn't know my daughters would disagree so far!
Will my washroom (tentatively completed) sales plan crumble here!?
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"Damn, if only I had the money, I could produce a large quantity of wash toilets (tentatively completed versions) and make about the cost of toilet replacements at headquarters soon"
But I don't have the money to go ahead.
Personal assets have been spent on washroom renovations and are almost gone.
I also thought of a proposal to "make and sell something with less money left," but I can make it sophisticated and about mayonnaise.
Making mayonnaise standalone doesn't make much sense.
I also figured out a way to sell it to a restaurant or liquor store in the city as a sample, but I guess not enough to pay instant money for washroom manufacturing.
"Why don't you go out of town and gamble?... Let's stop. Because I'll definitely lose."
In my previous life, even in Japan, my senior company invited me to do horse racing, but I took it all off.
I've been weak about gambling for a long time.
I haven't had any hands on gambling since.
That won't change even now that I'm reincarnated.
It's no use doing it.
"But is there another way to make money..."
The easiest thing to do is take a quest at the Adventurer's Good Offices Association (Alliance) on holiday.
But the demons around here aren't that strong.
That doesn't make it much money.
Cocoli Street is the harbour town of the Beast Continent - the city of the middle point that transports supplies from the harbour to the towns behind the land. Therefore, most of the main quests include luggage escorts.
You can't just leave PEACEMAKER alone and take a quest to carry one person.
"Excuse me."
After the knock, the door opens.
It was the Lamia in charge of diplomacy, Muir, who showed his face.
"Last time I discussed it with the Chamber of Commerce, I brought you detailed documents"
"Thanks, I'll look through it later so you can put me in an unread box"
I let go of my hand, which held my head, and gave Muir instructions.
On the reception table in the office, there are "unread boxes" and "confirmed boxes" that I have not yet looked through.
Muir puts the paperwork in the unread box, as instructed, but did not leave the room immediately.
"So what's wrong? You looked pretty scary."
"Were you looking so scared?
"Yes, it was like some killer, I was so scared."
Muir is deliberate, holding his own body and shivering mane.
No, I personally fear Muir more than a killer...
"Oh, I'm no scarier than a killer."
"So stop reading your mind, Mr. Muir!
She laughs ridiculously when she dulls at how I reacted.
Laughing the whole way, she cuts it out.
"So did something go wrong?
"It's not so much a problem..."
I spoke to Muir about the Wash Toilet (tentatively completed) sales plan.
It's a grand plan to sell wash toilets (tentatively completed version), make money and replace all the toilets in the headquarters with wash toilets (tentatively completed version).
But I confess honestly that I had no money to get ahead of me and that I was on my way.
"I see. Is that what happened?"
When she finishes listening to the whole story, she puts her white, thin finger against her jaw and thins it into her head.
"... then I have one idea."
"Is that true!?
"Yes, actually, a tavern store I know says they're going to renovate it soon because the interior is getting older. He said that discussions with the carpenter would take about seven days off, and he wouldn't use the store in the meantime - so if he rented it for cheap in the meantime and opened the store, wouldn't Mr. Lute be able to earn about a penny for a washroom? You've been a good cook since you were Mr. Chris' butler."
Oh! That's it! Nice idea!
Muir's right, then he's going to make money for one wash toilet in the course of seven days. If it's about seven days, the liquor store will be open at night, so we can figure it out if we keep the job up front.
And one is manufactured and sold.
Plus if you still make more with that profit, and repeat the sale, you should get enough money to change all the toilets in HQ soon!
"So do you want to talk to the store owner?
"Oh! Do me a favor!
"Okay. Now, let's get this over with."
Muir leaves the room with a refreshing smile she can like.
While she was getting permission from the store owner, I asked her, "How do I make a profit in a tavern I rent? 'Come up with it.
If you refer to drinkers from previous life, Earth, and Japan, it's not that difficult to make a profit.
"That's right! What do you say we take this opportunity to make some money and step forward in extending the washroom (tentatively completed version) to this world?
A grand plan to replace not only the headquarters of the New and Pure Maiden Knights, but all the toilets in Cocoli Street, and ultimately all of this otherworldly toilet, with a wash toilet.
And there's not a single inhabitant of this other world left to captivate the washroom!
With that in mind, I gave one person a quiet laugh in the office.
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"Welcome home, master!
The high voice of a girl ringing in the store.
Time is night.
When the sun went down, the men who worked were like ants swarming with sugar in my shop: "Limited time! Maid Tavern, sucked into Pi Su Mei Ka '.
The store is about the size of a classroom, with PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) members taking orders or carrying items in made-to-measure clothing borrowed from Shea.
They're not forced to work under the authority of the captain.
As a firm liquor store, they pay a high hourly rate to work.
We recruited people who wanted to do a maid's bar for a limited time.
I have the Legion working the night they finish their work.
It was a shame that there were more hopefuls than I expected and that I was able to shift to avoid forcing myself to work the next day.
It's the end of the day when it affects my work the next day.
Of course, I've been working for the Legion since I finished it.
So I'm not getting my back finger pointed.
Of course, there is only a liquor store and there is alcohol.
However, there are not many types because of the limited time available.
Still, the customer was visiting this place in the first place.
Lovely guys in made-up clothes. Sometimes it's a purpose...
"Ugh! What is this!? I've never had a better chicken dish!
The butcher's pavilion owner hits the dish where the chicken is cooked - fried, stunned and spreads his eyeballs to the limit. And he puts it in his mouth one after the other like a child trying to eat more than his friends sitting at the same table.
Thanks to this, his lips were teetered with oil.
"Hey brother! Try these bean potatoes, too! You're going to tear up your booze knobs!
"No, no, my brother! If it's a bean potato dish, it's definitely better for this crispy dish, not that one!
The first man recommends to his brother, who sits next to the counter, while eating fries, and he rings his throat and drinks up alcohol.
My brother eats potato chips and drinks up the alcohol that was left of this one as he argues with his brother.
Brothers order new alcohol and fries & potato chips from maid waitresses amicably.
It is true that the number of alcohol is low because it is open for a limited time only.
Many of them could not remember their names, and some of them did not have a very good profit margin.
So we reduced the number and limited it to only those items with high profit margins.
Instead, we developed knobs that fit alcohol, and by offering them, our customers were so full that they seemed to stick out of the store on the third day.
"Captain! Fried chicken with tartar sauce for three, please!
"Copy that! And not the captain here, but the master!
"Yes, excuse me!
Even though I'm on my third day, I still get a smile from members who aren't used to calling me names.
And I'm going to make three servings of fried chicken that I ordered.
There are only three types of knobs in this store.
Deep-fried, fries and potato chips.
When I used to be a butler at Chris's, I found out that there was no cooking method called "fried" using oil. At the time, Chris and the others were surprised to eat potato chips.
That was the tip, so I used oil to fry, chose dishes that fit well with alcohol, and narrowed down the variety.
Perhaps the price of oil is high and the general public rarely buys and uses it. I guess that's why fried food dishes have not been developed & penetrated.
But if you cook in large quantities like this one, as a result, oil costs are cheaper.
Easy to cook thanks to.
I could have turned around the cooking area by myself.
An additional topping system has been adopted to further increase the profit margin.
If you pay extra for the dishes, they come with mayonnaise or tartare sauce.
I remember, in my last life, in overseas northern Europe, they eat mayonnaise on fries. I came up with a proposal to serve mayonnaise or tartare sauce with that tip.
I actually tried it on a tasting and it does fit.
Thanks to this, knobs are more expensive than other taverns, but they literally sell to fly.
It's like eating with oil involved in the oil, but it's basically men who visit the tavern.
Women are also often adventurous.
Therefore, given the amount of exercise, you will consume this amount of calories immediately.
"Yes! We made three servings with fried tartare sauce!
"Thank you!
A waitress maid grabs the plate and brings it to the customer.
More additional orders come in without clarity.
It may be harder than daytime legion (Legion) work in exercise.
But thanks to you, if you go at the same pace, on the last day, you might save enough to make multiple units instead of being able to cover the washroom funds at your leisure!
All of this, thanks to Muir.
Not only did she introduce me to the store, but she even kept her mouth shut at stores dealing in alcohol and chicken, bean potatoes, oil, eggs, vinegar and other ingredients & consumables.
Even less money lent me her savings.
'Once the amount is the amount, can you sign this document when you lend it?' and has offered a single contract.
There's something written in fine letters like cell phone terms. I looked at the items in that contract thinking, oh, this is what the cards did and some kind of contract looked like in my previous life, and I took a good look at the part of the interest that seemed important (for seven days it wasn't a big amount), and I had to look at the whole thing even more. They know each other, and it's natural that it doesn't say anything weird - and I write my autograph.
I continue to fry fries, fries and potato chips, impressed by the kindness of Muir, who lent me not only a mouthful, but even a savings.
This is how I spent the night for seven days.
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And a seven-day 'limited time only! Maid Tavern, Pi Su Mei Ka' is safe and celebrates its final day.
At the end of the day, the customer kept coming in and was always full.
The members who were in charge of the maid waitress this time were also impressed by the fact that they were smiling at a different sense of fulfilment from their regular Legion (Legion) work.
I pay for my last day's part-time work by hand, thanking the members. I was busier than usual on the last day, so I just put some color on it.
And after closing the store, calculate the expenses incurred this time again. Calculating net income by deducting it from sales was a lot more than I had imagined.
"Manufacture and sale of one. I was going to make a couple at that profit, but I could make a few at once with this!
I leak a low laugh like the Demon King and rewrite The Wash Toilet (Tentatively Complete) Sales Plan as a delight.
The work was carried out late at night, until the morning sun rose critical.
And that evening.
Muir faces the office for today's work end time.
"Mr. Lute, may I have your time now?
"It's okay, because I'm just finishing up my job. I wanted to talk to you, too, and I was just fine."
I put the documents I checked in the clerical work into the "Confirmed Box" as dosadosa.
Advance the couch to Muir, and I'll sit across from her, too.
"Instead of accomplishing the target amount thanks to Muir, we're way over it! Thanks so much again!
"No, because I did a little mouth-watering and support. It was only Mr. Lute's talent that made the profit. There's nothing to be thanked for."
Muir humbles himself to my words and smiles quietly.
That's what she says, but it's actually an achievement that Muir could have given to the store owners, groceries & consumables stores, or because she lent me savings.
I really can't thank her enough!
She takes a piece of paper out of her nose like that.
"So, I'm sorry to be quick, but can you please refund the funds you lent me and fulfill the additional part?
"Of course! As much as I'd rather color it back a little...... hey, what the heck!
When Muir picks up the paper he offers and drops his eyes, I scream unexpectedly.
Because that paper said the funds borrowed from Muir swelled up a few times!
Besides, the amount was almost the same as the net profit I currently have, as I aimed.
"Mi, muir! What the hell is this?!?
"Thank you. When I lend you this, it's the same amount as the contract says. Look, this street."
She keeps smiling and tells her to talk about the weather.
I rush to grab the contract and check the text Muir points to. In addition to the borrowed funds, it says here that I, the head of the group, will lend the funds to PEACEMAKER (Peacemaker) indefinitely.
My hands tremble grabbing the contract.
When I looked up, Muir was smiling unchanged.
"As a matter of fact, Bernie was talking to me about getting Mr. Lute, the head of the team, to help moisten PEACEMAKER's finances. Now, Mr. Lute, keep your ears exactly where you made your money."
I had no escape route.
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The night Lute tears & trembles at Muir, refunding almost all of his net earnings & lending them indefinitely.
Dinner, bathing and a moment before bed in the living room for the girls - Snow, Chris, Reese and Cocono were spending.
Inside that circle, Muir was also in.
Muir leaks her sigh with a slightly discouraged look.
"But I don't know if you're really glad you made such a fool of Mr. Lute."
Shea pours incense tea into her empty cup in a made-up outfit that she wears kickingly.
Chris showed her a mini blackboard like that.
"I'm sorry, Muir, I pushed you for an unpleasant role"
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. Just a little pitiful for Mr. Lute."
Muir hastily put in a follow-up to Chris, who looked sorry.
This time, she lent her savings in a way that fooled Lute. But this is all the result of Lute's wives turning their hands from behind.
Originally, Muir introduced a store owner he knew. Positively, the funds needed were to be lent without interest & without a contract.
Because even in her face, it was much better than being told, 'I knew I would stop opening temporary stores because I didn't have any money'.
If Lute's arm were again, opening the store would not result in a large deficit. That's why I lent the money.
But the lute wives who listened waited.
With his talent, they expect to make a big profit instead of going into a deficit.
Plus, if Lute got a lot of money now, he would throw out the Legion jobs and throw it into the washroom business.
That's why I asked Muir to hit a play.
Follow up with Reese mouthing the incense tea.
"Mr. Lute tends to be a little invisible when it comes to the washroom. I think this time it turned out to be a good drug in a way. Because, of course, if Mr. Lute calms down a little, he's going to give the money back in full. Don't let Muir down too much."
"Yeah, well, Reese's right. Lute's eyes scare me when it comes to the washroom a little bit. This way, weird light comes out of your eyes..."
"... I can see a little of what Snow is saying"
I even agree with Snow & Cocono on Reese's words.
On the other hand, Lute, who has received such recognition from his wives...
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The night I paid Muir back my interest-bearing debt.
I didn't even take a bath, I was crying in bed.
"Chi, damn it! The corner, even though" Wash Toilet (Tentatively Complete Version) Sales Plan World Edition "seemed to expand a little later!
Almost after that, we should have been able to carry out a magnificent & significant business of producing large quantities of wash toilets and installing them throughout this different world.
But it began with Barney, and his daughters, and Muir, crushed that ambition again.
"How can no one understand a washroom (tentatively finished) when it's such a great thing!
I hug my pillow and gobble up a bed that's too big for me to sleep alone.
"If you're Maya... if you're Maya, you're sure to understand the beauty of the wash toilet (tentatively finished version) and agree with me......"
Once Maya sees this wash toilet (tentatively finished), she'll notice the height of the technology used and the wonderfulness of the extraordinary ideas.
Given that, the presence of Maya Dragoon, who notices the innovative inventions of technology, ideas and ideas, was a very valuable resource for me - and I realized it even more deeply now.
"... hmm? Maya?"
And I notice.
"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Maya face to face lately..."
When I trace my memory, after riding into the Catholic headquarters and threatening them scattered, I feel like I haven't had my face seen since I came back to Cocoli Street.
The next day, I asked her about her private room.
Maya's private room is on the same second floor as ours.
And when I asked the room, I was supposed to know the facts of the shock.
Maya Dragoon had somehow bent the heso and pulled it into a cage.