Gun-ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei Shitara, Gendai Heiki de Guntai Harem o Tsukucchaimashita!?
Episode 326: The Belly Proposal
Toilet - it is an inevitable act that also resembles an original sin that a person cannot escape.
Holding the Legion Festival (tentative) will bring many people together on the spot.
Tourists, Legion (Legion) and Adventurer Good Offices (Alliance) officials, merchants, adventurers, etc - inevitably, more people will make it harder to secure a bathroom location.
"Yes! That's where PEACEMAKER comes in!
I stand up off the couch and insist forcefully on my daughter-in-law & Mayer sitting in front of me. So much so that blood vessels float clearly in clenched fists.
We've traveled all over the continent by carriage, airship, and foot.
Inevitably, the toilet problem turned with it, but I was able to send a comfortable journey thanks to "Infinite Storage", the spiritual protection of Reese, and the portable wash toilet.
While portable wash toilets in previous life are like metal water bottles with nozzles, portable wash toilets developed by me are simple toilets that are placed at construction sites, events, etc.
This event brings together a large number of people.
All you have to do is arrange your portable wash toilet in an empty space.
Exactly for events that bring people together.
In other words, if many people use the washroom once by mastering the toilet of the event, everyone will be captivated by its splendour.
'What a great toilet this is! Where are you making things!? This engraving is PEACEMAKER?'
And those who experience the washroom notice the legion flag of PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) engraved in a prominent location.
As a result, it is certain that many people will vote for PEACEMAKER.
No matter how luxurious Lizzrina's legions (Legion) are, it is impossible to beat us.
Exactly a touch of armor sleeve!
But I'm not proud.
I was corrupt to further evolve the washroom (tentatively completed)!
Thanks to this, the washroom (tentatively completed version) was undergoing further evolution.
First change the shape of the nozzle, ingenious in the holes that drain it, to the water-saving specifications that have previously obtained the same water power as before with about two-thirds of the water. Magic letters, magic stone placement and so on were devised, and the amount of magic used was also slightly reduced.
Other alcohols for disinfection are installed. Furthermore, this eyeball is standard this time with "a machine that winds up when you get it and blows water droplets with it", which is common in previous life Japanese department stores, stations, restaurants, etc.
It is no exaggeration to say that thanks to this it has evolved to a grade sufficient to be installed not only in the general family but also in castles, aristocracy halls and upper class houses.
Since it is originally expensive, it is naturally a high hurdle for the general public to install wash toilets in their homes.
So first, I want to get it handled in these facilities to broaden my awareness, and eventually I want to go for one washroom for my family.
Of course, we plan to introduce a system of installments for those who want to buy them for their homes.
In the case of the washing toilet (tentatively completed version), 15 pieces of gold coins (approx. 1.5 million yen).
Optionally, if you put on a "water dropper" or the like, 17 pieces of gold coins (about 1.7 million yen).
I had previously scheduled 30 pieces of gold coins (about 3 million yen), but they made me study because they were just too expensive.
This would be a level that would be within reach if even ordinary people used instalments.
Would it be ideal to have a loan for a short year, a maximum of five or six years, and return it monthly?
Exactly because financial relations are for gatekeepers, this area is a place where we want to consult with experts such as Barney and decide by the festival.
"- And because there was such a perfect operation, I got a fight with her. As long as there is a washroom, PEACEMAKER has no defeat!
When I assure him with my decision face, my daughter-in-law, who was listening to me, keeps her mouth shut and says' Rejected '.
"Duh, why!? This is such a perfect operation!
"Where is' Operation Perfect 'perfect! It's impossible to use every toilet in the venue as a wash toilet!" and Snow.
'Right. Even if it were possible, I don't think permission would be granted because it would make a difference from other legions (Legions) and lack fairness. Mostly that demon king weapon, it's weirder to think about using it, "said Chris.
"First of all, I can't believe you put the PEACEMAKER Legion flag in a prominent spot in all the washrooms. Stop it because it's embarrassing," Reese said.
"Master Lute's passion for the washroom is understandable, but this is a victory and a loss. If defeated, Lute or Mayer will be grounded in public view. I definitely want to avoid that, so let's be serious, shall we?" and Cocono.
My daughters make me full bogged down.
So, but if Maya! She would understand the perfection of this operation!
When I turned my gaze on her... Maya turned away.
"Ri, I can also understand that Master Lute has a great operation and excellent washroom... I wonder if there are so many people who can understand that..."
"Me, Maya... Oh, no..."
I can sit on the couch powerless in her words.
I didn't expect Maya to deny it...
"Master Lute! Wow, I think the washroom is the best! I am!"
Maya rushes to follow me around, but I can hear her from somewhere far away. It didn't resonate with my mind at all.
Leave me like that and Snow will move on.
"In the meantime, let's discuss what we will do best at the Legion (Legion) Festival (tentative) as we reject Lute's proposal. You can't let Lute or Maya get grounded in front of everyone!
In agreement with Snow's words, everyone will come up with a draft for the Legion Festival (tentative).
I was messing with them on the couch with their loud meetings on my ass.
Someone slapping me like that from behind - looking back, there was a muir there.
"Mr. Lute, may I have a moment?
Nodding to her words, we head out into the hallway once to keep out of the way of the meeting.
As soon as I get out of the hallway, she'll hand me the paperwork.
What it says is - the escape of Lucca, who was in the basement of Harahara (01) HQ. On the North Continent it was written that All Norte Boden Smith escaped from an equally harsh dungeon.
It was also noted that her husband's brothers, Puruckenen Blood, the eldest son, the head of the former vampire tribe, Rabino Blood, the second son, and the silent assassination (silent worker), had disappeared.
They are all names of people hostile to PEACEMAKER (Peacemaker).
Coincidence - too much to clean up.
Even more disturbing......
"Whatever Harahara (01) is, how do we know so much about secret underground prisons in other countries?
After the oar disappeared, the documents handed over contained detailed descriptions of the surrounding searches, identification of escape routes, and records of prison visits.
Muir answers my question with a full smile.
"Instead, why did you say you couldn't grasp it?
I look like I pulled it off by accident.
Seriously, let's not just turn Muir around on the enemy.
Because even hiding in the toilet at the end of the world is likely to discover a place and be solemnized.
"What do you think of this, Mr. Lute, when you see it rather than that?
"Thank you... It's not like PEACEMAKER and other hostile people just happened to disappear. Someone's moving behind us to root for the resentment. Of course, it could be just a coincidence."
"It can't be a coincidence. Because underground top-secret prisons on the North Continent count as one of the inescapable prisons. I'm not even a magician. It's not sweet enough for one person to get out."
Then how is she extracting information from such an underground top secret prison?
... Let's not think deeply.
"Then who's gathering them? There will be 50,000 organizations and individuals hostile to PEACEMAKER."
Even if they are worshipped as brave men who defeated the Demon King, there are organizations and individuals who hate them like snake scorpions for interests, interests, jealousy, and other reasons.
Even God would not be able to like it in all directions.
"Once again, we know organizations and some individuals hostile to PEACEMAKER, but we've investigated that it's not them. And when it does, it means that it becomes an organization or person I don't know..."
"Are there organizations and individuals that people like Muir overlook? 'I doubt it, but I think about it, and I remember a certain person.
"Could Lara be moving to crush us?
Lara Enor Memea, Reese's real sister, former First Princess Enor of the Kingdom of High Elves.
With her spiritual protection, "Predictive Dreams," and "Chili Eye," isn't it possible to break Orr out of an underground top secret prison on the North Continent?
Think competently and stick to it.
But Muir shook her head at my dialogue.
"No, you don't. Because if she moves to a certain extent, there will always be traces of her movement somewhere. I'm not stupid enough to overlook it."
I can't believe I caught that Lara and assured her that much...
"Then who the hell did this to you?
"You're alone, aren't you? There's no trace, there's someone who can travel wherever he wants and disappear like smoke... just one person"
"Are you talking about Lance?
Lance's 'metastatic magic' certainly leaves no trace of it, and he can move it wherever he wants.
"Yes, my prediction is he did it."
"No, that's impossible. Because Lara killed him."
Legrottarier before becoming Demon King said Lara stabbed Lance from behind and he stabbed the stop at the end,.
There is no reason for Legrottarier, who holds a grudge against Lance, to lie.
But Muir seems to think differently.
"Are you going to die to the point where that lance pierced your heart?
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They point me out and I shut up.
Muir smiles in front of my serious expression.
"Don't take it too seriously because it's only my idea. Mr. Lute would like to take the idea of the Legion Festival seriously. Don't mess with the washroom or anything."
I'm not kidding, but I'm afraid to argue badly so I'll keep my mouth shut.
"And for now, I don't just have a washroom yet, I have other abdominal proposals, so it's okay"
"Is that an abdominal proposal?
Muir tilts her neck.
I'm from Japan, full of entertainment.
I can come up with a number of ideas to boost the event, etc.
I smiled at her.
"Oh, tips are amusement parks, and rats"