Gun-ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei Shitara, Gendai Heiki de Guntai Harem o Tsukucchaimashita!?
Episode 329: Festival, The Day Before
The day before the Legion Festival.
All of us, PEACEMAKER and Knights of the New and Pure Maiden arrived at the venue three days ago.
The Adventurer's Good Offices Association (Guild) hires adventurers to take care of the security in Kokoli Street.
Thanks to you, we could all come.
Even if they vandalize HQ, all important things such as firearms and weapons are left in Reese's "Infinite Storage," so there's no problem.
Of course, it will retaliate against rough people, countries and organizations.
Leave out the noise - the Legion Festival takes place near Harbor Street on the Beast People's Continent.
The venue is about an hour's ride from Harbor Street by carriage.
The Adventurer's Good Offices Association (Guild) mobilized a freelance magician to set up a venue in magic.
I made it near Harbor Street because of the convenience of transportation and the ample accommodation, food and consumables.
The Big Festival venue has a vibe like Big Eat in a place called Earth in the past life.
It specializes in event venues with box items. There is no accommodation in the venue itself, and barely a place to stay nearby.
Essentially, the main guests stay in Harbor Street, take a carriage to the venue.
Accommodation around the venue (to the extent that there is enough space available for camping and a well that serves as drinking water) will be accommodated by participants like us.
You think the festival will be held on the Beast Land because we have our headquarters?
Apparently, he was distracted.
The Legion Festival is held for three days.
Thirty legions to join.
The legions are given space, where they appeal to their own general customers.
We sell "Watami," "Popcorn," "Imomoti," "Deep-fried," "Fries," and "Fruit Juice" in the stalls.
It's a form of choosing foods that you can eat while traveling.
The stall also sells' Mr. Piece 'dolls.
The "Piece You" doll deforms a white dove and has a design with a PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) Legion flag affixed to its chest.
Other plans include shooting in a shooting range using FX ammunition as a Legion appeal, simulated combat techniques and instruction in escort for those who wish, and briefings on the formation and philosophy of PEACEMAKER & the New and Pure Maiden Knights.
Take the Legion Grand Festival as an opportunity to spread our philosophy to many people.
At the end of the space, I managed to get permission from everyone to put a "wash toilet" sample exhibit and a mobile box type that I would actually use.
I also asked the lease for stock so that it could be sold instantly if a customer likes it and stocked it in "Unlimited Storage".
The price is - 15 pieces of gold (about 1.5 million yen) for the wash toilet (tentatively completed version).
Optionally, if you put on a "water dropper" or the like, 17 pieces of gold coins (about 1.7 million yen).
The delivery of the goods is perfect.
Everyone questioned the sale, but the theory is that I'm definitely someone who realizes how great the washroom is.
I pushed it off with passion. Thanks to the corner, we were able to secure the space for sale.
Essentially, we are going to appeal to PEACEMAKER (Peacemaker) for the above.
In the center there is the main stage, where a ceremony is held to determine the time with a scratch to appeal to each legion.
We also have the right to use the stage on the afternoon of day three.
As for the performance, Snow, among the new and pure Maiden Knights members, will be chosen to excel in athletic skills and play guns.
The costume is also ready for this day 'Cowboy Cos'.
I am proud that it will be a flashy stage because I plan to use revolvers and also shoot empty guns.
We did everything we could to make fun of Maya in return for calling ourselves rival Lizrina Eyfan.
If there is only one thing unfortunate, it is that my husband and Gigi were unable to participate in this Legion of Legions Festival.
I informed him in a letter that I would be attending the festival and contacted him, 'Take a leg if you like,' but my husband refused to stay with me for a while because he had been away from his wife for a long time in the last Battle of the Demon King Legrottarier.
Dr. Elle, Mr. Gigi and the Taiga also dropped off their participation because of inconvenience.
I would have liked my husband and Gigi to have seen it... but I can't let it pass in front of me, which is a lot of annoyance and help.
Next time you get a chance, you just have to ask her out.
He switches his mind and rushes to the impending preparations for the day.
"Lute, I'm getting ready for the stall. Should I leave the ingredients out already?
"Brother, it's the clothes of the day, but it's only combat clothes and you have no problem, right? Later, Piece, did you decide who would go into your dressing room?
"Mr. Lute, I'm telling you that the Executive Committee member hasn't got all the paperwork to submit."
"Mr. Lute, isn't there a more convenient classroom chair than planned that explains the formation and history of PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) and the New and Pure Maiden Knights?
"Dear Lute, I'm done adjusting the shooting range, do you actually want to test it?
Sometimes on the day of production, Angry Tao's momentum creates problems, confirmations, etc.
While I suppress my impatience, I crush the problem one by one.
"Snow, I don't have a problem with the stall material right now. Because I plan to arrange it early tomorrow morning. Chris, the costumes are for combat clothes only, and Piece, some of you will have me in first and then a member determined by rotation. Reese, ask Bernie for the paperwork. Because she should have the most grasp on paperwork. After that, Reese needs help with the coconut. Because I think getting out the chair in" Infinite Storage "will be enough. Maya, I'll do the test later, so just be ready."
Sometimes the day before the event, there was a fluttering atmosphere throughout the venue, not just our space.
I don't hate the deliberate air that is characteristic of the day before the festival.
"Apparently you didn't run away, Maya Dragoon!
Immersed in the atmosphere, the dragon race, mage class B, and Lizrina Eyfan shout out a dialogue like the typical of the hit role.
Today he is also a dragon dress of dragon racial tradition.
Short-cut hair with dragon race-specific horns. I'm a beautiful girl, but if I deal with her, she's emitting air from all over her body that's going to be a hassle.
I'm busy getting ready for tomorrow and I don't have time for her... but if I leave her alone, something extra is going to happen, so I push Maya to respond - I'm in charge.
While Maya looks disgusted, she reluctantly walks over to Rizzlina for her master's orders.
In the meantime, I was gathering members to serve as instructors to check the shooting range for deficiencies.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Rizzlina. What can I do for you?
"It's been decided. I'm here to laugh at the Maya Dragoons who are wasting their efforts even though their defeat is confirmed."
I feel a member of the Legion irritated by her winning dialogue with my skin.
Of course I myself, turn a sharp gaze at her words.
Maya, who at first was blatant about her annoying attitude, also changes the color of her eyes to what she said.
"It's not a very praiseworthy attitude to come all the way out here to say bad things, Mr. Rizzlina."
"What's wrong with telling the truth? I can't believe you beat us, Legion, with such a substitute."
Rizzlina smiles proudly at the stalls, shooting ranges and explanatory venues.
I don't mind our hostile gaze at all.
I wonder how confident she is in holding the Legion she belongs to.
"If you admit to losing now, there's no dungeon, and I'll hire you as my man instead."
"Subordinates? Isn't that your boss's mistake? Either way, I'm not going to be under or above you. Mr. Rizzlina, I would advise you in the old days that you should keep your groundhog practice for when you lose."
The girls stare at each other.
Of course, I myself, fly a gaze expressing dissatisfaction with Rizzlina as if covering for Maya.
I have been somewhat friendly because I know Maya and a former classmate.
But I'm not popular enough to be ridiculed and laughed at so far.
"Become!? That one!"
When I'm underestimating her in the chest, Lizrina creates a lukewarm look from her stare at Maya.
At the end of her gaze is the Wash Toilet Exhibition & Experience Corner.
From her position, she didn't immediately notice that Maya was a wall.
Despite the space she is preparing, Lizrina runs through Maya to the washroom.
"Is this... using demon stones in the bathroom!?
For the first time, Rizzlina's reaction resembles that of a demon stone shop jerk who talked about wanting to build a washroom.
She is the daughter of the biggest store dealing with the best demonic stones in the Dragon People's Continent.
Like the first dude said, 'I can't believe you used demon stones in the bathroom!' I guess he's furious.
"I can't believe I used demon stones to warm the water and hit it directly on my butt and clean it!? That's a great idea! Shh, wow! Too great! I can't believe these magic tools existed... this toilet is just a miracle substitute created by the gods themselves!
Instead of denying it, Lizrina gives up her hands and begins to admire it greatly.
She is happy to stare into the washroom description and structure and actually push the button to operate.
Since the toilet seat is covered with a clear plate, it is possible to see the nozzle erupt the moving hot water as' weak medium strong 'up close.
"Maya Dragoon! Did you create this miracle toilet?
"Yes, no, it was made by Master Lute."
"This is what the brave......!?
It was Maya, who had been staring at each other until earlier, but she was barometric by her former classmate Leopard and couldn't figure out how to react.
When I find out I'm the producer, Lizrina turns a regrettable glance.
"I can't believe I'm developing such a magic tool... honestly, I was insulting you"
"Oh, isn't Mr. Eyfan angry that the demon stone was used in the washroom?
"'Rizzlina' is fine, brave man. Instead, why are you angry? If this washroom were to spread across all continents, the demand for Demon Stones would grow exponentially. Something you have no reason to miss that business opportunity as a Demon Stone Merchant. Not only profits, but if the washroom spreads, we can get rid of the ever unhygienic environment. There's no reason to piss off a washroom like this in the public interest."
Lizrina caresses the washroom with love, now she asks the opposite question.
"Master Brave, what is this tank? I don't think they're connected to the washroom."
"It's a device that makes noise when you push a button and water flows inside."
"I see. What a demonic idea to make a water noise the other way around to turn off the sound in use! Even more hateful is that the water circulates inside the tank, so it also saves water."
"Awesome...... I can't believe you understood this so quickly. Besides, I didn't expect to notice water conservation specifications considering environmental resources."
"Really? You'll see soon enough because it makes sense. Later, regarding the temperature of the toilet seat cover, but this is not the same as the demonic stone used to warm the body -"
"For the nozzle position, give me the maximum common number."
"The magic letters we use to save the magic of the Demon Stone..."
Me and Rizzlina get intrigued by a washroom story where no one can follow us.
Rizzlina groans in remorse at the end of the whole conversation.
"I can't believe we had so much stuff available... regret it, but now you don't know the battle. Plus, the price of one washroom is fifteen gold coins. Seventeen gold coins is too cheap even with the option! You could pay ten times the price, even though it's a level! It's a total price ruin! Sold out instantly at the same time as this. Desperate.... brave man, can't you book in advance or something?
"I'm sorry, but you can't be unfair like that. I'm sorry."
"Kuh! It's the only way. Legion Festival will have to run in a dash at the same time."
Rizzlina was sincerely regretting that she could not buy a washroom on this occasion.
Isn't she a good girl?
"... Dear Lute. Isn't the gaze directed at Mr. Rizzlina too calm? She's the enemy of PEACEMAKER, right?
Maya had a rare, jitsy eye, staring at me.
It's like a housewife witnessing a pavilion owner snuggle with a woman.
Beh, it's not like I'm having a crush on her! I'm just purely glad they understood the washroom!
Lizrina ignores this one and talks her arms out.
"Wash toilet, I've got something nice to show you. Thank you - but it's not fair that I'm the only one who knows Maya Dragoon's trump card like this, so I'll show you in this hand instead."
She made a grand announcement and affirmed with a laugh of the winner.
"Know what we have prepared and despair!