Gun-ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei Shitara, Gendai Heiki de Guntai Harem o Tsukucchaimashita!?

After a day of work, rooms on the third floor of the headquarters of the New and Pure Maiden Knights. Enjoy a very short tea party in that living room until you sleep with your wives & most disciples.

I left my body deep on the couch and blurred with my sigh.

"Sure, the philosophy of PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker) is to 'help people in need, people seeking salvation', but I'm not expecting 'a job placement mediation consultation for boyfriends who don't work'..."

After lunch, a woman working in a shop in Cocoli Street asked for a job without going through the Adventurer's Good Offices Association (Guild).

The job description was' My boyfriend's job placement mediation who currently lives with me '.

The two intend to get married in the future, but their cohabiting boyfriend didn't last long at work and for about a year a woman, the counselor, worked to feed them.

That's right, I want you to work, but I can't even discuss it because shaking the subject to the person makes me grumpy.

So I came here to convince my boyfriends to work and ask them to do their job for me with the thought of straw.

I know it's a serious concern for them, but I didn't assume that work mediation would involve the troubles of men and women anyway.

In the end, he threw a round job introduction and boyfriend persuasion at Muir Head, a Lamian in charge of the diplomatic service at PEACEMAKER (Peace Maker).

She threatens her boyfriend in about an hour - persuasion. I talked to a merchant I knew and asked him to introduce me to the job.

Being a client, she didn't expect it to work out so quickly, and had bowed her head many times to thank her.

I'm not wrong about our philosophy, but it was kind of an unambiguous request.

"But I can't believe they feed me as a hippo for a year in a tough world where demons travel. Did you love your boyfriend or did you look good? I'm totally jealous."

"Lute, what's a 'string'? You mean your boyfriend's a rope?

"What do you mean, just like that..."

As Shea drinks the incense tea she brewed for me, Snow sitting next to her tilts her little neck.

I turn my gaze to everyone, but nobody knows what it means and I shake my head.

Apparently, the word 'hippo' has not permeated this other world.

Well, it's like the slang of the earth.

I mislead the explanation. [M]

"Once upon a time, a book I read said," Hippo, "calling it feeding a woman without working."

"That's an interesting expression."

Chris, sitting next to Snow on the opposite side, hoists a mini blackboard.

The day changes the daughter-in-law sitting next to me in the rotation.

On the front sofa sits Reese, Cocono, and Mayer in the lower seat sits in a chair for one.

"Does envy mean that Mr. Lute also wants to try to be a 'hippo'?

"I'm just saying it in a story. I'm not serious."

"Right. And, Lute, you don't look very good."

When he answers Reese's question, Cocono relieves him with a smile he understands.

In fact, I have something to do in this world.

I can't help but move for it.

"But if Master Lute changes his mind and says he wants to be a 'hippo', whenever! Forever! Because I accept you! Well, at the festival where I mentioned the city, I will welcome Master Lute as a 'hippo' as I parade to my home!

Celebrating 'Hippo' The Festival & Parade by mentioning the city...... would be too bad.

Everyone should definitely stare at me as a 'hippo' with white eyes.

But I guess I'll clap with my white eyes and throw a welcome festival if I can't live up to Maya's expectations.

Just imagining the sight makes me feel like I can't resist.

I embrace myself and tremble even though I'm not cold.

Snow's words changed the air.

"But what would it have been like if Lute had become my 'hippo', for example?

"Am I Snow's 'hippo'..."

I unintentionally imagine in my head her words.

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Imagine - Snow was graduating from the School of Mages and earning his living as an adventurer.

"Lute, you're going to be hunting all over the demons today!

'Before you do, Snow, I'm sorry, could you give me a penny?

"Yesterday, I gave you one silver coin, including lunch, right?

About 10,000 yen for one piece of silver coin.

I'm gonna give you that penny.

"Actually, there was a tough race yesterday... If it's true, it was supposed to triple and come back. '

"Horse racing again? You said something similar before. You're not in debt or anything, are you?

'Of course you are! You promised Snow you wouldn't do it until you got hot and you owed him! You're not breaking your promise to Snow you love.'

"I can't believe I love you, eheh, if you're already lute"

Snow blushes her cheeks and shakes her body in a tele-tele way to my words.

"I can't help it anymore, Lute, because you really can't do it without me. Yes, one silver coin. You can't waste it, can you?

'Thanks, Snow! I love you!'

"I love you too, Lute!

We hug each other.

Snow was sniffing a full chest of 'fu fu fu fu' smell together.

"Then it's time for you to go!

"Ooh, be careful!

After Snow went on a demon hunt as an adventurer, I went outside dressed for horse race revenge.

There stood a man there with me trembling.

"Uh, Dr. Elle...... ugh!?

You were asked to come to see me, and she was in the city where Snow and I live.

"The current relationship between Lute and Snow was heard by people in the city. I can't believe you let Snow do a dangerous demonic exorcism and Lute doesn't have to work... '

Dr. Elle has a scary face, he speaks out to squeeze it out, but he flips - tears coming from his big eyes.

'My... I can't believe Lute grew up with such a useless child because of the wrong education... I'm disqualified as an orphanage educator. "

'Excuse me! Now! I will change my mind and work with all my might!

I sat down on the spot without hesitation.

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"- That's going to be..."

I make everyone hear my imagination.

Snow and the others were unanimously convinced.

"Wow, that flow is going to be really real..." Snow said.

"If you're Mr. Elle, you don't have to meet him directly, you're going to reorganize Mr. Lute just by sending a letter," Reese said.

"If you put the tears of a saint prince like Dr. Elle in front of you, not just Lute, you're going to be transformed by any person," said Cocono.

I seriously agree with Reese and Cocono.

It is a level of regret and seizure mutilation of one's own deeds just from seeing letters and tears pointing out one's lifestyle from Dr. Elle.

Honestly, just imagining Dr. Elle's tears hurts my stomach.

'But that's funny! Though in your imagination, Lute, your brother is sloppy!

"Rather than sloppy, it's completely useless."

Answer Chris's thoughts with a bitter laugh.

'What would it feel like if your brother were my' hippo '?

"I'm Chris' hippo... I'm sure it'll look like this"

I imagined and talked to Chris in his daughter-in-law's hope.

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"Morning, Chris. She had a lovely sleeping face."

"Good morning, Lute, brother. Don't look at me sleeping because I'm so embarrassed...... '

Sleeping in the same bed, Chris pokes at the sentence as he shyly hides his face on a mini blackboard.

"Brother, aren't you hungry? I'll have you ready for breakfast in a minute. '

She rings the bell beside the bed as she trims her hair with her hands.

Then, graciously into the room, the maid enters and starts getting ready to change Chris' clothes.

First she went in with her maid to the bathroom provided for her room in order to take a morning bath.

Chris' parents are one of the leading bourgeoisies in the Demon Continent.

For this reason, the mansion, which is home, is as large as a castle, with a large number of skilled magicians for security, fueled by a large number of competent maids and deacons.

Breakfast also brings a meal made by an exclusive chef to the room where the demonic maids live.

The maids seemed to be servants, silently and quickly preparing breakfast on the table.

After a while, Chris, who took a morning bath and changed clothes, returns.

'Haven't you eaten yet?

'Naturally. I'd love to have breakfast with my sweet Chris. "

"Brother......"

She dyes her cheeks red, for a different reason than her temperature, which went up in the morning bath.

And with high emotions, we don't even care about the eyes of the maids around us, but we hold hands with each other.

They stare at each other with moist eyes, their lips approaching like magnets without a trace -.

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Lute! Chris! Are you both awake already?!?

But the advent of the intruder makes the two sweeter worlds than sugar misty.

'Oh! You were awake or just fine. It's a corner, so I thought I'd build a muscle before breakfast! Lute, join us!

'Yes, no, it's a little before breakfast and...'

Count Dan Gate Blood, Chris's father, is already naked in his upper body, pressing his arms against me with forged steel-like muscles.

It's called "Build a Muscle"! Is that a muscle version that looks sweaty!?

"Before breakfast? Then it's just fine! Moving your body a little before breakfast is good for your health too!

"My husband exercises a little more than the average person! Give me a break!

'Ha-ha-ha! Relax, Lute! That's how much I understand! So this time I'm thinking about how much exercise to gently relax my body to suit the lute! Suppose you start with a 100km run to wake up your sleeping body first!

'Not at all! You don't understand!

'Ha-ha-ha! It's okay! Lighter than Lute would have imagined! Unexpectedly, it can run as light as this!

'Absolutely, sir, that's standard!

But at how much protest, they are carried out like baggage without escaping the captured husband.

And I was forced to run a 100km marathon in the morning, or a fitting that I couldn't stand constantly muscle training.

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"- That's going to happen."

'Sounds like it... for sure...'

Everyone who knew her husband, not just me and Chris, had a convincing look on their face.

My husband isn't harassing me, he's seriously worried about my health living with me, and he's going to invite me to muscle training.

I'm happy with my feelings, but I can never stand them.

It would still be less damaging to leave the mansion and work normally.

"Now it's Mr. Lute's turn to imagine what would happen if he became my hippo."

"Is Reese interested, too?

"Of course it is. Isn't this kind of 'unlikely story' funny?"

"It's funny, for sure. But I'm Reese's hippo... In that case, it means living as a princess hippo, right? It's hard to imagine."

I myself, I don't know what the royal family usually does.

There are images of couples silently surrounding each other's mistresses, etc., but may royal or aristocratic unmarried women feed men as' hippos'?

"So can I assume responsibility for this imagination?

When I'm bothered with my arms, Shea quietly runs for office where she was serving or brewing incense tea and tea treats.

"Does Shea do it?

"Yes, with your permission."

"I certainly don't understand royal life. Then I'll ask Shea."

"Thank you. Let me now say," If a young lady becomes Princess Reese's hippo, "as we cross the border."

Shea speaks slowly as she draws everyone's attention.

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'Oh, no... I can't believe Mr. Lute broke up with me and went to another country...'

One day.

Reese receives a reply to a letter addressed to Lute, who is secretly socializing in her room.

When I checked the contents, it said farewell words: 'I can't socialize any more because of my different identity', 'I will never stop by this country again, I won't show my face' and 'I want you to forget about yourself'.

"Princess......"

'I'm sorry, Shea. I wonder if you could leave me alone tonight...'

"Yes, sir."

Shea, an escort maid to the Lord's request, leaves the room.

Just before I close the door, I hear Reese's tears.

Shea gently closes the door and convinces herself.

(I apologize to Princess Reese, but I dealt with her as an escort maid)

In fact, Lute didn't wave Reese from the bottom of his heart.

High Elf Kingdom, threatened by Enor's officials, wrote a letter.

And they grabbed me a lot of money to break up with.

If he shows up at Enol or tries to get in touch with Reese, he's threatened with 'kill' plenty.

The wounds of a broken heart can be healed one day by a high elf who lives a long time.

But the scandal of feeding racial men as hippos continues to be remembered by the high elves who live for a long time.

It is obvious which is wiser.

That's why Shea, as Reese's escort maid, dealt with her mind as a ghost.

Once, she closed her eyes, sorted out her emotions and then walked out again.

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"- and. Others are" missing without leaving a letter to Princess Reese, "" died in an unfortunate accident, "" mysterious illness and death at a young height, "" sold off as slaves to another country when they realize it, "and" held in captivity by a punishment they can't remember. Death Penalty 'and several other proposals. We have chosen the most tranquil and least irritating of these. "

"Shea... let me say something"

"Yes, what is it?

"I'm scared! I'm scared of all of Shea's ideas!

It's scary because it tells you clerically without changing your expression.

Absolutely no detraction, and when she was sure to implement the draft, she showed it with attitude, not words.

But I can also understand what Shea said.

Reese is currently my daughter-in-law, but she's a former princess.

Nothing but a scandal, such as the princess keeping a 'hippo'.

In addition, the other person is an orphan and a general public who is not a magician.

I won't let Reese get in touch with me, and there won't be any makeover such as turning it off into the dark.

Reese herself, listening to Shea, blues.

"I'm afraid Shea's imagination is undeniable. I'm really glad Mr. Lute is strong enough to build an army, not a hippo. If not, I would never have had a marriage bud."

"I'm so glad. If it was a hippo, it would have been erased for sure..."

I didn't think so and squealed with smudge from the bottom of my heart.

Then it's my turn.

"You're a coconut hippo... honestly, I can't imagine"

Sorry to give Cocono an exciting look, but she's weak.

It's just hard to imagine being such a hippo to her.

Instead, the only thing that comes to mind is the way I work actively and care about her body.

Cocono is undeniable, too, and he looks bitter.

"Ugh, I certainly can't feed you, Lute. Suppose we could... work together in the Catholic Church."

"That's not a hippo anymore..."

Instead of feeding him, he said, "We work together."

"Then again, at the end of the day, this is me!

When the story of Cocono is over, Maya now gives a strong voice.

"Master Lute will be my hippo! Oh! Just imagine, you'll see a wonderful sight in front of you! As I told you, a parade and a festival with the city is a must. And you have to get your hands on the mansion to make it easier for Master Lute!

Maya starts making plans as if I were really going to live as her hippo right now.

"First, build a stage where theatres and concerts can be held so that you don't get tired of each day. We need to build other casinos and playgrounds. We need to think further about the health of Master Lute and prepare the ground on which the body can move and the people who can provide dedicated exercise guidance. Speaking of health, of course it's a meal! Top-notch chefs naturally have all the cooks who have mastered dishes from each continent. Because I get tired of the same dishes every day. Of course you need it for a dedicated confectioner! I want Master Lute to have a delicious dessert. As a security guard and healing talent for times of need again, we will have all sorcerer B-plus talent. And naturally, Master Lute and my love! Ahhh! We also need to get ready for a room that will be a love nest! Furniture is top notch, beds are top notch! We have to have superb first-rate! It doesn't mean anything deeply, but I still think sleep is a very important thing. It's something that's directly linked to your health, so you still have to have something of good quality, right? Look, because it's for your health! That bed is big, and it's not just for one person, it's big enough for both of us to sleep!

Maya gets too excited, she talks longer.

And the content is really terrible.

How much are you going to pour in just to surround one hippo?

What's great is that Maya's assets can be realized lightly. In a way, it's very tacky.

In the meantime, I spoke to him to calm down the excited Mayer.

"Maya, calm down. I don't know what it's like to be excited... but" hippo "is just one of the topics. Even if it's a story. So you don't have to be so excited to talk."

"Oh yeah!? Wow, I was just so excited to think that what I did could feed Master Lute. Chi, by the way...... does Master Lute have any hippo aspirations?

"Not at all. I want to do something. That's why you built the firearms and even the Legion. First of all, if I had a sloppy desire to live, I could use Reversi's gratuity to develop and sell other toys to help me live my life as a lefty fan. I don't even need women to feed me."

Plus, I need talent to be a 'hippo'. You'll also need the guts to maintain it.

Spiritual toughness is also required, such as enduring the guilt of feeding women.

That's not exactly what I can do.

Once upon a time, during the rescue of Chris' mother, Mrs. Sellas, I had Maya invest in me, but the expenses I incurred have already been repaid in colour.

He also paid well for the other costs he had so far incurred and the salaries he was employing in his regiment. The line around it is solid.

"And Lute doesn't look like a hippo," Snow said.

"Your brother is the best right now," said Chris.

"Right. If you were like a hippo, you couldn't get married like this," Reese said.

"And thanks to Lute's splendour, I also met Chris and many others who were saved. I'm really glad you're Lute now," said Cocono.

I'm glad my daughters have acknowledged my current way of life.

I don't know what to say, I make them all sorts of impotent and troublesome.

So I'm still glad you put it into words.

Stand up the way Maya panicked.

"Ri, Master Lute! Of course, I am fully convinced of Lute's current way of life! I would never deny it!

"Of course I do."

I smile bitterly at how desperate she is and say the following words.

And so the night went by.