Happy little peasants

This is a shanty town in the county seat. It used to be a family home for some public units. Now the old residents are all upstairs. Only some elderly people and tenants remain.

The alley is neither wide nor narrow, and can pass a truck.Just overgrown with weeds, it feels like run-down and depression.

The few little ruffians left, leaving Jiang Xiaohu and the dumb thief.

Although a stupid thief is very stupid, he has his heart.He has recognized it, isn't this the person he stole from the tricycle shop?

"That, brother, thank you!" The stupid thief walked up to Jiang Xiaohu and bowed to thank him.

After bowing, he dodges a few meters immediately, for fear that the other party will recognize him, and it would be worthless to beat him again.

He didn't know that Jiang Xiaohu had recognized him since he heard the movement coming.

In fact, Jiang Xiaohu didn't know why he wanted to take care of this nosy. This guy is not a good bird, and he was beaten up. Maybe the red hairs could kill the society.

But it was a mess, so he did it.

Grabbing his hair, Jiang Xiaohu raised his chin and stared at him: "Don't pretend to have amnesia, your craftsmanship should be pretty good, how can you not steal something?"

The stupid thief chuckled in his heart, and said in secret, "It's over, people recognize me."

The cold sweat popped out of his forehead and rolled down his cheeks.His hands and feet were soft and he was trembling, and he felt that he was dead soon.

You think, people can deal with four big men with their bare hands. He kicked himself far away in the commercial street. He was clearly a martial arts expert.

Meeting such a person, no matter how grudges are held, and still so nervous-if you are in a bad mood, find someone to beat him up in the street, how can you be better?

Thinking of this, the stupid thief knelt to the ground with a soft knee.

"Big brother, I was wrong, please forgive me, think that there is still an eighty-year-old mother in my house to raise..." The stupid thief cried with tears and tears.

Jiang Xiaohu had a black line on his forehead: "How old are you?"

"I am twenty-two this year." The stupid thief answered honestly.

"Where is your father?" Jiang Xiaohu asked again.

The stupid thief replied subconsciously: "It's fifty."

"Oh! Your father is fifty and your mother is eighty, this year-end love is quite touching! Your mother can give birth to you in sixty, it's really amazing." Jiang Xiaohu teased.

The stupid thief was stunned for a moment, and counted in his heart, yeah, yes, the age gap is too big.No, I have to say sixty next time.

"Okay, I didn't come to you to settle the accounts. I'm just curious, how can you not steal something?" Jiang Xiaohu grabbed his shoulder, and the stupid thief felt a huge force lift him to his feet, and he was suddenly afraid. Admire again.

This guy's hands are simply iron tongs.No, iron tongs are hard, this guy is soft but hard, rigid and soft.

His strength is also the greatest among anyone the stupid thief has ever seen.At this time, the stupid thief had three points of fear, seven points of admiration for Jiang Xiaohu, and even the idea of ​​apprenticeship and art.He remembered a word circulating on the Internet these years, the master is among the people!

As for Jiang Xiaohu, he also had his consideration when he said that. Even when the ghost decided to save people, it was also out of curiosity-this guy clearly moves very quickly and is definitely not a stupid thief.

Jiang Xiaohu's reaction sensitivity nowadays has long been different from that of ordinary people. It is simply impossible to steal something from him without being noticed.

And this guy was caught after accidentally bumping into Jiang Xiaohu after taking the things away.

From this point of view, this guy is very skilled.

Jiang Xiaohu wanted to figure out how such a skilled thief could not steal something.

The stupid thief smiled, and replied cautiously: "They asked me to steal grandma's jewelry."

He pointed to the house next to him, the old lady who opened the door just now.

It turned out that this group knew that the old lady had some dowry jewelry that was very valuable, so they wanted to steal it.But the old lady has a big wolf dog at home, and her son is a policeman, everyone is thinking about it, but they dare not steal it.What if it is really found out?

Therefore, they encouraged the stupid thief to steal.The stupid thief was not stupid, and simply said that he couldn't steal, so there was the scene Jiang Xiaohu saw before.

"Oh~" Jiang Xiaohu was too disappointed. He thought that this stupid thief had discovered it by his conscience, so he didn't steal. In the end, he didn't dare to steal. "You know it's better to be afraid.

He turned around to leave, but heard the stupid thief from behind shouting: "Master!" Then he made a few muffled bangs.

Jiang Xiaohu turned his head and saw a black line on his forehead.

The stupid thief kowtowed on the ground, a big bag bulged on his head.

"What are you doing?" Jiang Xiaohu was speechless.

"Master, are you a master of martial arts? Shaolin or Wudang? Southern or Northern? Please, accept me as an apprentice!" said the dumb thief, "I, Zhou Qing, will never betray the master! , The sky thunders."

He swears to the heavens, there is something like it.

Jiang Xiaohu rolled his eyes and said, "I'm from the Riverside School, do you want to worship?"

"Jiangbian faction? What kind of faction is that?" Zhou Qing was taken aback for a moment and saw the joke between Jiang Xiaohu's brows and eyes, but he still resolutely said, "I want to worship!"

It turned out that Zhou Qing had no other hobbies since she was a child, and she liked martial arts.When I was a child, I admired Bruce Lee, and Jeet Kune Do thought about it by himself, and he also practiced well.It just so happens that he is not tall, and he is more agile than a monkey when he jumps.

Because he admired Bruce Lee, he also kept that style of hairstyle.It's just that I haven't taken care of it in the past two months, and I have grown into a second hair.

Jiang Xiaohu casually said, "It's okay to apprentice to learn art. You get up first. What do you do with the soft kneecap?" He frowned. Seeing that he was upset, Zhou Qing hurriedly got up: "Yes. Yes, you are right, Master, I will be a spine thief in the future."

"Hey, huh?" Jiang Xiaohu glared at him.

"People, people!" Zhou Qing hurriedly changed his words with a smile, and urged, "Master, what are the requirements for you as a teacher? You say!"

Jiang Xiaohu said: "Should I give the master a meeting gift?"

"Money?" Zhou Qing was a little embarrassed.

Although he is a special "technical type of work", he is very skillful, and when he is lucky, he can earn several thousand yuan a day.

But this kind of money comes easily and goes quickly. He usually nests when he has no money, and spends it like tap water when he has money, and there is always no balance in his hand.Now, it was his time of embarrassment.

Turning through his pockets, it was cleaner than his face.Zhou Qing was very embarrassed and did not dare to look up at Jiang Xiaohu.

Jiang Xiaohu glared: "Who said that you want money? If you can help me do something, I will accept you as an apprentice."

"What's the matter?" Zhou Qing was happy when he heard it, and he was not afraid of running errands.