Happy little peasants

This bongo held the bottle and raised his neck to drink. Before the mouth of the bottle touched his mouth, he was stopped.

"What?" He looked at Jiang Xiaohu strangely, "Brother, don't you plan to give me face?"

"Hey, what's a joke? You are such a big style, I dare not give face?" Jiang Xiaohu said, he took the bottle from Bangge, "It's just that I can drink this wine, but you can't."

The people next to him were all sweating.

Who doesn't know on the road, Bangge has three major hobbies in his life, one is rubbing hemp, the other is drinking, and the third is women.

When others drink, it is about a drink at dinner, and if the addiction is bigger, it is a small drink for lunch.

But Bang Ge is different. Starting from getting up in the morning, as long as he eats, he must have a cup.Someone joked that Bangge used white wine to brush his teeth and rinse his mouth.

After drinking, and having sex with the woman I like, life is really beautiful.

Whoever dared to stop him from drinking is like killing his father, and the hatred has increased.

Sure enough, when Jiang Xiaohu stopped like this, Bangge's face was a little broken.

"Brother Jiang, do you look down on me? Or do you look down on me?" he forced.

Jiang Xiaohu had a black line on his forehead: "It's not that I look down on you, I look down on your liver."

"Liver? What's wrong with my liver?" Bangge furrowed his brows and put the wine bottle on the table. No wine was allowed to drink. He is now a leaking gas tank exposed to an open flame. One can explode without paying attention. Fly a bunch of people.

Everyone trembled and murmured secretly: "This kid really has no eyesight to see, so shameless!"

"Your Yintang is dark, you have spots on your hands, the typical symptoms of pre-cirrhosis." Jiang Xiaohu said, "It's not that I scare you, if you touch alcohol again, within half a year, you must go to the hospital and lie down."

Bangge was taken aback for a while, and then he laughed: "Hahaha! Frighten who is it, brother, is it scared by the degree of my wine? It doesn't matter if you dare not drink it, it doesn't matter how young you are Boys, all of them are pretty damn, like to drink Coke, just say it's okay."

Jiang Xiaohu said solemnly: "Hey, I do like to drink Coke. But I don't hate drinking, don't believe it..."

He picked up the wine bottle and grumbled, under the eyes of everyone, most of the bottle of wine went down.What is this amount?Almost half a catty, 68% liquor.The point is, after drinking, people talked and laughed, and nothing happened.

Everyone was dumbfounded, scared by the amount of alcohol.Even Bang Ge couldn't help but wonder: "Okay, you have two chances!"

At this moment, it is even more so that Bonge has to drink it all his life and death.But Jiang Xiaohu stopped him, and he couldn't escape.Just as the two pushed around, Bangge yelled, turned his eyes, and fell to the ground.

The wine bottle fell to the ground with a scream. Fortunately, it was on the wooden floor and the bottle was not broken.But the wine was spilled on the ground, and the room was full of wine.

Seeing that the boss was down, the younger brothers in the 20s and 30s roared, each louder than the other.Must yell, otherwise who knows he is loyal?

But the point is, no one dares to go forward.No way, I have all suffered Jiang Xiaohu's losses.

Zhou Qing has been hiding behind Jiang Xiaohu. Seeing this scene, he pulled Jiang Xiaohu a hand: "Master, let's go!"

Jiang Xiaohu glared at him: "Fart, save people!"

He asked Zhou Qing to help him lift Bang Ge to the top, and there was still a group of people around him cursing, like a group of flies.

"Shut up all xxx, or tear your mouth apart, believe it or not!" Jiang Xiaohu was annoyed and yelled at them.

Enough momentum and loud enough, they immediately stunned the group of people and shut their mouths in embarrassment.

As soon as Jiang Xiaohu turned around, Divine Mind drilled into the landscape and quickly took out a few Cyperus rotundus, and asked, "Where is the kitchen?"

The gangsters looked at each other, no one spoke up.Checkered is even more yin and yang strange air said: "It's weird, where is the little ghost, dare to yell in our Hades Palace? Our Bangge gives you face, you better not slap your nose!"

Snapped!

Just when he was close to Jiang Xiaohu, Jiang Xiaohu slapped his face and grabbed his collar: "Don't shame you, ask where your kitchen is. By the way, tell you idiots. Call 120." !"

Checkered was beaten up and turned around, nosebleeds, and even everyone ignored one thing-where did this kid get the dirt grass?

Checkered subconsciously pointed to a place, and Jiang Xiaohu went to the kitchen.After he left, everyone felt the pressure eased, and some people were busy calling 120.After the phone call, he surrounded Bangge and asked warmly.Bangge was in a coma, so naturally he couldn't hear him, he just hushed to others.

For more than ten minutes, he was in a hurry.At this time, Jiang Xiaohu had already processed the xiangfuzi quickly in the kitchen and took it back.

Seeing a group of people surrounding Bangge, he couldn't help but the fire rushed up his head: "Keep it all up for me, do you want him to live? You are surrounded so densely and the air is muddy, which is not good for him!"

As soon as everyone heard, the living king came back and quickly dodged.After avoiding, everyone felt resentful again: "Why, this is our site, why do we have to listen to him? Humph, if we couldn't beat him, labor and management would have gone up and fucked him!"

Jiang Xiaohu didn't bother to pay attention to what these people were thinking, and called Zhou Qing last week: "Come and help me!"

Zhou Qing hurriedly agreed, Jiang Xiaohu ordered one thing, and he did one thing seriously.With his help, Jiang Xiaohu spread the sesame cake slag cake on Bangge, and then massaged the acupuncture points to make the medicine gas penetrate into his body.

Not long after, Bangge woke up and exhaled a long breath.

"What happened just now?" he asked in confusion, feeling that the atmosphere in the room was not quite right.Seeing Jiang Xiaohu, he didn't react at once: "Who are you?"

Jiang Xiaohu had a black line on his forehead: "You forgot who I am? Just now, pricked your hands..." He made a motion of piercing his fingers with a dagger.

"Oh~ it's you, brother Jiang!" Bangge suddenly realized, he slapped his forehead, "Look at my memory, hey, what am I doing?"

"You are in a liver coma! The ambulance will be here soon, so you can check it back." Jiang Xiaohu said, "I just made a temporary treatment for you, but there should be no major problem. There is only one thing, stop drinking. Uh, good and bad things have been said, can we two go now?"

How dare Bangge say no?Get up quickly and send each other warmly.

When sending the two people downstairs, an ambulance came, and Bangge was even more grateful to Jiang Xiaohu.If it weren't for him, I'm afraid I would have died in front of these idiots today.

When Bangge got into the ambulance, Jiang Xiaohu took Zhou Qing home.As he walked, he cursed: "You are such a big person, so why don't you understand your sister at all? You can accept snacks in the future!"

"I see..." Zhou Qing was ashamed and ashamed, bowing his head and agreed.