Have a Meal Before You Go

Dylan opens his eyes.

He had two silver swords on his back and a cross and a stake around his waist.

In the mid-30s, the aura emanating from both the eyes and the body belonged to the veteran.

Leather clothing is on the bottom and top, and it's easy to walk close to the ground.

Knng, knng, knng.

He snores.

I was young to live with my eyes.

“I smell……”

He hid himself in the dark street walls.

Jubbuck-

On that side, the target is approaching. It's a hunt.

I have hunted countless times in my hometown. But I really didn't know that I could smell the prey now that I've moved to Earth.

Biceps

Dylan runs forward, not in control of his running breasts.

“Ahhhh!”

She's a beautiful woman. But Dylan knew who she was.

“Die, vampire! ”

Puck!

At that moment, Dylan's world turned black.

.

Vampire hunter?

- Yeah, I saw them a long time ago, but I think there was a vampire hunter clan among the settlers. What are we gonna do?

- Whoa.

I hear voices like this, and Dylan opens his eyes. When I woke up, I felt like I was in a house.

“......? ”

Dylan stammers urgently.

“......! ”

Luckily, the equipment is neatly arranged on the side of the room. Dylan rolls around, wearing sharp pieces of equipment.

Slightly, when you open the door, you see the target.

The vampire stench vibrates. Vampires were supreme beauty with huge breasts and a picturesque figure.

- Lise.

On the other hand, there was a man who appeared to belong to a fairly ordinary side.

- I think it's happening.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Caught you!

We're in this together!

Dylan opens the door and runs.

“Die, vampire! ”

Dylan's Silver Longsword pierces Lise's neck.

Puck!

It tastes good!

The Silver Longsword was cast through Lise's neck. But she didn't even have a death wish.

Dylan pulls out the lumbar peg and points it at her heart. The hammer flew and struck a tree in the heart.

“...... ”

Nothing happened. With both the stake and the silver longsword slammed, Lise looks at Dylan.

You step back, as Dylan sees the odds. Chulho who was watching opened his mouth.

“Have a seat, please. ”

A fluent language on the continent of Espan. Dylan's eyes widen, and Iron Hoe shows him the pot he was holding with a smile.

Buzz! Buzz!

Smells delicious.

Glug, glug, echoes from Dylan's belly. Dylan thought he had to listen to him, strangely enough. There was also a strangely soft, irresistible sense of pressure.

Fluffy!

As Dylan sat down, Chulho placed a large pot on the table. Inside, there was a squadron of stew.

Sausages and hamsaries were so subtle that they occupied more than half of the squadron, the red soup was boiling nicely, and it was full of vegetables such as tofu and minari.

Cheolho looked at Lise.

Lise naturally pulls out the silver longsword that was stuck in her neck and pulls out the stake on her own. Aside from the broken clothes, the wound healed quickly.

“Er, father......”

Dylan was surprised.

Lise stands there scratching her head like a puff.

On the plate that Chulho brought back, there were lettuces and sambal and garlic peppers. When Dylan saw the garlic and tried to grab it.

“Garlic doesn't work. ”

Lise replied.

“Huff!”

Dylan was startled.

“The silver longsword and the stake. That worked for the vampires back in the day. It's no use to vampires these days. ”

Dylan carefully pulls out the cross, and Lise shakes her head.

“Crosses don't work. Would you like to see?”

Lise showed me her necklace. There was a pretty crucifix on it.

Lise could have killed this little vampire hunter in a blow, but she didn't.

- If you've done something wrong, you should hate it.

That's what Chulho said one day.

- The people of Espan will never forgive you for this.

Lise is somewhat agitated.

- So whatever they hate you for, just accept it.

Cheolho's words were embedded in Lise's heart.

In fact, these days I have regrets. I was surprised to regret it, but I was sad that I couldn't turn back.

Wouldn't it be nice to just be born in a relaxed world and live a relaxed life? These days I think.

Vampire hunters were a minority on the continent of Espan. He hated vampires, and he ran as soon as he saw her.

At a time when Dylan was unavoidable, Chulho advised against it.

“Eat.”

Dylan looks at the helm with his own eyes.

“Are you…… human? ”

“Humans. Ordinary eaters. ”

However, since I smell the stew while I'm hungry, my insides flutter. So I shoved a spoon in my mouth without even knowing it.

* * *

The ham and sausage tasted really great.

The soup was deep and juicy, and the meat would burst when I chewed it. Tastes and smells unique to ham and sausages that fill your mouth!

How's the soup?

The spicy and clear taste stimulates the tip of the tongue. Vegetables smell good and Minari is chewed to shreds.

Just enough time to get the maggots.

Ramon Sari has appeared.

Ramon Sari must be a delicacy of food called crustaceans. Dylan then blew up and ate two ramen sardines. I drank no leftover soup, and the pot soon revealed the floor.

“Huff……"

After eating the squadron stubble, I was angry for some reason.

Rise looks at Dylan, who frowns next to him.

“If you want to kill him, you can keep trying. ”

Somehow it was a dead voice. Dylan opens his eyes.

“W-what are you up to? ”

“It's true. You can do whatever you want. ”

In some cases, it was imaginative, but it only added boundaries to Dylan.

He looks at Cheolho.

The man called himself the owner of a typical restaurant. No further explanation was made.

But I could instinctively tell.

That diner owner, something's not right. Talking to vampires like that was weird and fluent in Espan.

“Espan Continent in……? ”

“Something like that. It's like home country. This is, uh, Lise. How did we know each other? ”

He briefly explained the chaos.

Except the story of Maze Lycas, the dragon, and Echo. Lise also told me that she was a vampire, but she didn't tell me that she was a vampire Lord in the past.

It's going to be a long talk, and it's going to be a big shock, so it's kind of considerate.

“...... ”

Dylan's eyes are wide open.

It's been 20 years since the Vampire Hunter clan was cut off.

Vampires of the past were a kind of compatible horse. In the past, there were many vampires on the continent of Espan.

34 years ago, when the Demon Lord invaded, the vampires of the continent joined the Demon King's army. It was summoned by the Demon Prince's Vampire Lord.

Later, they were wiped out by a disgraced warrior called Maze Lycas.

Since then, the work of the Vampire Hunters has greatly diminished. It's been a little over a decade since vampires started showing up, and since then, I've had some good news.

In fact, the absence of vampires was a good thing for everyone.

Vampire hunters no longer use Vampire Hunting as a business and require new work. You infiltrate the world like a normal person, and Dylan, too, is now closer to a normal person.

The move to Earth was to make a new start on the new earth. Moving from the continent of Espan to Earth has been quite fascinating, as you can find new jobs if you move to Earth.

Anyway.

The important thing was that vampire. It's unbelievable that vampires coexist with humans. They were an evil, cruel clan.

“If you want to kill him, come here. ”

Lise frowns and says that, then gets up and leaves the restaurant.

.

Echo was busy.

Eco's buildings have improved more recently because of the newly built restaurant on the first floor.

Echo's plan was this:

“Take a good look, Lise. The idea of this body is that if you have a childcare facility and a restaurant where you can eat every meal, you can provide more welfare. ”

“...... ”

“Two heads up because parents can take care of their kids and they don't have to cook their own food. I can come home from work all night with peace of mind. ”

“...... ”

“This body, then, needs a little bit more rent. That way, fools pay good money for good. Isn't it a win-win? ”

Echo tilts his head to look at the ragged recess for some reason.

“What's the matter? ”

“Hey, Echo. ”

“Yes.”

“We will. Once upon a time, we killed many in the continent of Espan. ”

“Well… yes. ”

Echo scratches his head.

“Do you regret it?”

Echo folds his arms. Somehow, Lise thought she was sorry. Liseda, one of Echo's men. With this situation, I was filled with the idea that he had done something terrible.

“Yes.”

“I see.”

Lise sighs.

“I dream sometimes. ”

“Dream?”

“Yes. The old days. This body is walking the road, and someone is running. Turns out, this body was the son and daughters of someone who had killed it before. ”

“...... ”

Lise asked.

“So, what did you do? ”

“How do I do that? I just, I let it go. They can do magic. They can do knives. They can do guns. This body accepts it. ”

“Is that so? ”

“...... Yes. ”

The past Demon King seemed quite lonely.

“Did we do something wrong? ”

“Yes.”

Echo replied.

“As long as you like living with humans, you will continue to think that way. ”

Lise nods.

“I see. Keep going. ”

“So, this body is revitalizing the horse system. Sort of, what do you say? Could it be a dimension of reflection? If you do that, you'll think you can make amends. Sometimes I think I want to do things that help the world. ”

Lise blushed.

“I can't do that. ”

“You can't? ”

Echo tilts his head.

“You just keep writing like you always do. Nothing gives people more pleasure than that. ”

“Ah!”

Lise pops a green light and asks again.

“What if someone comes running to kill you? ”

“Who's gonna kill you? You can't do that. Before that, I die in this body. ”

Echo said reliably. Lise shakes her head and says it again.

“No, there is such a thing. He's not really dead. What am I supposed to do when that happens? ”

“Just hit me when you do. Until the anger subsides. ”

.

The next morning, early morning.

Bloop!

Cheolho turned his gaze to the open door of the restaurant. What got in there was a dylan in a fancy suit.

Dylan works for a company near him that was an Espan continental trading company created by the Silver Fox Merchants Guild.

Anyway, I found out why he was working early in the morning looking for a place to eat.

He slithers his way, choking her at the table.

“Die!”

Lise blinks and replies, choking.

“This is wrong. ”

“Damn it!”

Then, he clenches his tongue as if it were a shame, and sits next to Lise to eat breakfast and go to work.

By lunch time.

“Die!”

I try to kill Lise.

This time we bring something else, which is obviously not working for Lise.

“This isn't working either. ”

“Damn it!”

Dylan also kicks his tongue and sits side by side with Lise for lunch and returns to the company.

In the evening.

Die.

He shouted, "Put a silver longsword on his neck once, then sat down side by side and went back to dinner."

After a few days of fierce assassination attempts, I realized that it was all pointless, and I also heard a lecture from Lise about 'How to kill vampires these days.'

While Dylan's many attempts at assassinating Lise have largely failed, there have been a few successful attempts.

It was when Dylan came in with a book called "Diversity in the Country," and he wrote, "What a waste of time."

Next, it's time to explain to Lise how trashy rural diversity is.

Crosses, silver longswords, stakes, and garlic are all useless.

The country's diversity must be the best tool to catch vampires these days.