Have a Meal Before You Go

Echo had been reading the newspaper along Cheolho since early this morning.

Recently, I became interested in the economy because they are all building owners. The building owner's job was to know that the world is going to be hard and complicated.

I thought the landlord was just taking money for three buildings, and I had a lot to worry about inside.

Getting money out of people is harder than I thought. Echo is deeply troubled about how he can extract more money from the tenants.

That's what I thought.

I also remember the little boy who saved me from Ketikum. Echo left the boy with Ryu. Ryu said he would take responsibility and raise him.

Why didn't you just bring him home to feed him? I also think.

About that time.

Drum-

The column is out.

Khan was dressed in a strange outfit today. I put a hairy earplug on my ear, and a strange necklace around my neck. Just like sunglasses on the eyes.

Chulho glanced at the car and turned to the newspaper as if his interest had soon disappeared.

“What's this morning, Cheolho? ”

“Sandwiches.”

Chulho replied briefly. It's been a long day of sandwiches. Sandwich day meant the day I made my own sandwich with delicious toasted toast and prepared ingredients.

“That's good. ”

The car sat at the table, looking down at the tangerines that made its own sandwiches. Tangerine was very fond of sandwich days like today, because she could eat a lot of meat.

The tangerine sandwich has cheese on top of the toast, and the beef on top of the cheese comes first. The cheese goes in on top of the fire, and the thinly chopped ribs go in on top of it. What goes in there?

Of course, the cheese goes in.

On top of the cheese, it was an intestinal destructive sandwich that led to lots of meat, cheese, and meat.

Tangerine made a sandwich so greedy, I looked at my father. My dad was just looking at the tangerine with a solemn face, but the tangerine suddenly became dull.

A layer of meat disappears, and there goes a parchment. Tangerine didn't like vegetables very much, but I couldn't help it. When the tangerines put up a slice of lettuce, Chulho held back his smile and looked solemn again.

“Guari Vegetable Soup Shiro......”

The tangerines puffed up the lamb balls and added more lettuce.

Anyway.

The important thing was to take a pill before the car sat at the table.

“What is that? What's with the outfit? What the hell is that guy? ”

Echo was genuinely curious and asked.

“Phew...... you idiot. This is the latest item purchased for home shopping. It's not modern for a hillbilly like you. ”

Kan shakes his head, shaking his head as if he can't talk.

“...... Home shopping? ”

“Ah, it's about time. ”

The car turned on the TV. The car that moved the channel around was fixed to the home shopping channel.

- Closing soon!

- Sit still and exercise! $500 for the best armchair ever!

Two beautiful women were actively promoting something.

- Okay, can I sit down? Oh, my gosh!

The woman in the saddle recites the line with her eyes wide open.

- And still. Oh, my God! Look at this! He's sweating on his forehead! Plus, the massage effect is a bonus! This armchair contains two Class 5 horseshoes!

The subtitles are up.

[Two Fifth Grade Stones!]

“......! ”

The car looks at it and shivers its legs to see if it's worn out.

- Closing now! Spells are spiking!

Echo laughs in vain.

Where's that idiot with the details?

“Oh, hello? ”

“...... ”

Echo looks at Khan.

“Oh, yes. This is Seodaemun's restaurant. Yeah, yeah. His name is Echmund Khan. I'm going to order a stool now. ”

“......? ”

The Khan immediately ordered a chair, and suddenly he smiled as if he were relieved.

“Heh heh. Can't miss something like that. ”

Echo looks at the helm. Cheolho pointed to the corner of the restaurant with his chin instead of talking. There was a case of all the home shopping items that Khan had bought so far. The paper box was literally full.

“How long have you lived? ”

“Yes, home shopping changes 4 times a day. ”

“So?”

“That's why you live four a day. ”

“Oh my God. ”

Khan laughs and stands up.

“Very well. Do you want to see my collection, Demon King? ”

“...... No, not really. ”

“Come with me. I'll show you. ”

“No, I'm fine......”

Khan drags Echo into his room.

* * *

“Wow!"

There is something in the Khan's room that is filled with songs. Everything seemed to be from home shopping.

“Here, look. Do you know what this chair is? ”

“What is it?”

“Surprisingly, it's a pressure chair. Would you like to sit down? ”

Khan kindly seated Echo. Echo was very uncomfortable with a chubby protrusion touching his buttocks and waist.

“Boo, that's uncomfortable. ”

“That's because you're tired. Sitting around makes me uncomfortable. Here, put this on. ”

The next one I gave was a pen. Echo grabs a pen. The light flashes from the tip of the pen.

“...... ”

“Amazing, isn't it?"

Not at all surprised

“Here, put this on. ”

The next batch was a fur jumper. Echo tried on a fur sweater.

“This sweater is made of a material that blocks electromagnetic fields. So you can watch TV for as long as you want to wear it. ”

“...... ”

In addition, the various items purchased by the car were generally worthless and had very inexpensive and low performance.

Of course.

Some things were surprisingly useful.

“Oh.”

Echo was very fond of Khan's Improved Focus Eye Patch. It was a really invisible eye patch, so it was good to think about something.

But most things were useless.

“Is this how you spend all your money? ”

“Yes. I have nowhere to spend my money. ”

The Khan answered indiscriminately.

“You're gonna make a fortune. ”

Khan was a top-class cartoonist, a second generation creator, and a top-class meteor. The money was about to be swept away with a rake.

“I left it all with Chulho. ”

“...... ”

Well, anyway.

Echo can be sure after seeing the rest of the items purchased by Khan.

You've been beaten.

Humans are scary. No matter how silly you are, you can deceive a dragon like this.

Echo decided to go to the home shopping advertisement. It was unbelievable that these bastards were scamming the public.

“Huh?"

Chulho looked at Echo and asked.

“You'd better not go. ”

“Why?”

“Kids who do that, they talk really well. If you talk to him, he'll buy you a whole bunch without even knowing it. ”

Echo shakes his head at Chulho's words.

“Chulho, Chulho, Chulho, Chulho. Do you still not know this body? ”

“...... ”

“This body is deceived by a human and not that stupid. ”

No, I'm sure you're an idiot.

Cheolho tried to say that.

“Well, I'll be going. ”

.

Echo also naturally headed to the studio where home shopping commercials were in full swing. Stu was truly a passionate crucible. Two show hosts were actively promoting their products and closing soon, so they were scamming about special discounts.

Echo walks in between the shooting staff and folds his arms. I was going to scold him when this was over.

“End of the saddle! ”

“Done! Join the next team! ”

The filmmaker yelled at the whale.

A stool full of studios disappears, and a bag of underwear begins to appear.

“Director!"

But there seems to be a problem.

A staff rushes up to the supervisor and shouts.

“The model's not here! ”

“What? What if I say it now? ”

“No, he said he was coming just now...... Ha, ssh! ”

Immediately, the staff and directors confronted each other. It seemed that the ad model had not arrived.

“Then what do we do! We have to go back in two minutes! Take it off!”

The man staff screams loudly.

“No!”

At that time, I was exhausted.

“Huh?"

In the director's eyes, he saw Echo making a sharp face among the staff.

“Who is that? ”

“Well?”

“Isn't that the new model? It's like a proportion or a model! Put him through!”

Echo unknowingly became an underwear model.

“......? ”

Echo yells at the strippers.

“You bastards! What are you doing!”

“Oh!”

But the staff that saw his torso shouted.

“You're in good shape! ”

“I love it! ”

No, Echo's body was very good. It was a perfectly developed muscle and fat free body. In fact, Echo was once the Demon King and a five-class master. Well, I'm a master of six classes, but since I gave one to Chulho, I'm currently a master of five.

It was natural for me to be more perfect and beautiful than any human being in the physical sense.

“Looks like a sculpture. ”

“How hard can you work out to do this? ”

As the staff praises elongation, Echo shrugs.

“Huh, well. That's it.”

“Come on, let's take it off. I don't have time."

Echo throws his pants off in a huddle of excitement and wears their inner pants.

“Wow!"

“Perfect!”

Echo was definitely a statue wearing only triangle panties. Legs were long, skin was white and glowing on its own, so there was no big need for makeup.

Above all, the sculptural body was the best model.

* * *

- This time, the Men's Underwear Set!

“Cough!”

Chulho stopped by after eating an apple.

It all starts with underwear! Okay, let's see. First of all, it's made of cotton...

There was an echo on the TV. I was trying to pose with a stubborn face, only wearing panties.

* * *

‘This feels good. ’

Echo thought as he posed himself. No, I really liked the feeling of pants.

‘That's good enough. ’

I liked the soft and fluffy one. Either Echo stood as a model or his underwear set sold out quickly.

“The end of my underwear! ”

Echo scratches his head, slowly dressed. In fact, I was just coming to do something about it, but people looked so busy here.

“Hey, but... ”

So I asked the passing staff.

“Yes!”

“Are these underwear, are they really sold? ”

“Sold out? We have a huge inventory! We have to sell it tomorrow and the day after tomorrow! ”

“...... I heard you just sold everything? ”

“That's what that is. That's what that is! Detail! That's a pile of stock! ”

“...... ”

Echo's eyes boil.

- Kids who do that, they talk really well. If you talk to him, he'll buy you a whole bunch without even knowing it.

Cheolho was right.

Echo felt like he cut his nose open. So I intercepted the envelope that Stab gave me, and then I changed it.

“Then can I take your underwear? ”

“Yes! Take it! Take it! ”

Staff passes by as if busy answering in a dry voice.

.

Pot!

Echo returns home with his underwear tucked like a pile of sand.

“...... ”

Cheolho glanced at Echo. And I shook my head as if I knew it would.

Echo filled his underwear and poured it into my room. After over 300 underwear were spread like a mattress, the tangerines that were running ran over and threw themselves on top of it.

“Gahaha! ”

Tangerines burst into laughter, rolling their heads.

“...... ”

Echo gets on the bed and sits down with his knees together.

“Cough! This is Goddard Lapda! ”

Echo just wanted to be alone.

* * *

"Huh? Where are all your underwear?"

"It's in the warehouse!"

"I don't have one."

"No? No way!"

Staff rushes to the warehouse.

"Ugh! Really? I didn't sell it all."

There was not a single pair of underwear left.

"What the hell! What the hell is this?"

As the staff grumbles and moves busy. A staff bows.

"Huh? What is this?"

I picked up a piece of paper that was lying on the floor.

[Damn tricksters!]

The letters of the paper seemed to have been pressed down with anger.

The End

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