Heavenly Star

“Ah, the sea, you're so big, ah! The sea, you're so wide, why can't I see the edge, because I'm a myopia. ”

Teacher Mars finished her poetry and the classmates shouted.

“Good poem, good poem! ”

“Worthy of being a Mars teacher, this is what really amazes us students. ”

“Teacher Mars, I admire you as much as the water of the Yellow River continues...”

“This poem will surely be immortal… Ah no, it is a myriad of ancients. ”

“Cough...” Teacher Mars waved modestly: “I felt it for a moment, it was nothing, it was nothing. So, it's after-school time, and the teacher is here to tell you what directional thinking is. Let's start with a few quick turns of mind. The... monk, get up and answer. ”

Monk (touched his bald head): “Teacher, just ask and you'll soon know what it means to be smart. ”

Mars (…): "Cough, there were four people playing mahjong, the police came and took five people, why? ”

Monk (disdainful face): “Teacher Mars, you are too tasteless, this level of brains turns sharply and the third grade of old school is no longer in jest - because the guy the four hit is called Mahjong. ”

MARS (HEAD): Well, good. Then I'll ask you a fourth grade question. Two prisoners were held in one prison, all of them escaped one night, and the next day the police opened the cell door and there was another inside, which is why.

Monk: “This... ah yes, the policeman went in, there was just one person inside, the old man is so smart. ”

Mars: “Bullshit! Because the escaped prisoner's name is All! ”

Monk: “Psst...”

Mars: “Look, obviously there's a routine question, just change the shell, you can't answer it, how can you be in a good mood for a teacher... well, ask you another first grade question. One night we throw wolves and sheep in a cage, and the next day there's only one animal left in it, so why? Why, why? ”

The monk immediately replied, "Because the name of the animal is Wolf and Sheep. ”

Taoist Gender Unknown (Raise Your Hands): "Teacher, if there is anything to be said in the passage, the passage thinks that the sheep was eaten by the wolf, so that an animal remains. Amitabha Buddha, sin, sin, blessings, blessings..." You're a Taoist. Read a p.

Mars (head): Alas, what a simple question, monk, what else do you want?

Monk: Lao Zheng still goes through the scriptures.