Heavenly Star

A man knocked out a strange old man riding a motorcycle in the middle of nowhere!

Men are scared to death! The crowd is growing!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried out in tears: "Dad, you wait for me, I'll get you a doctor! ”

Then he ran away...

The old man struggled with anger and shouted, "Get me back here! ”

Everyone was saddened: "This son is truly filial! ”

Two beautiful women talk in the elevator about what's best for whitening cosmetics.

At the same time, a black man listened so silently beside him.

Suddenly black men said to two beautiful women: "It's no use! I tried, it didn't work! ”

A child stands next to a blacksmith's shop, watching a blacksmith fight iron! The blacksmith hated her a little and took out the burnt iron to scare him in front of the child!

The child blinked: "Give me a dollar and I'll lick it! ”

When the blacksmith listened, he immediately gave the girl a dollar!

The child took the money and licked it with his tongue and put it in his pocket and walked away...

John performed at the rally, and the people below listened!

John: “I hate two kinds of people the most! The first is racist, the second is black, and the third is not numerical! ”

The people below suddenly sweat...

In biology class, the teacher asks: How do you correctly distinguish octopus hands from feet?

Student Answer: Give it a fart and smell it. The only thing that will cover your nose is your hands, and the rest is your feet. Everybody down.

There's a couple, husbands are very stingy!

One morning I woke up and my husband died in bed.

He jumped up quickly, pale, fell and ran down the stairs shouting, “Maid! Maid!”

The maid replied: "Sir! What is it?”

My husband shouted, "One egg for breakfast is enough! ”

Inside Zhang sees a beautiful woman in the bar.

After much hesitation, he finally mustered the courage to approach her and whispered, “Can I talk to you? ”

Suddenly the woman shouted, “No, I'm not sleeping with you! ”

The whole bar was staring at both of them, very embarrassed, blushing and saying no, very grievously returning to their seats.

After a while, the woman walked up to Zhang and whispered, “I'm sorry, I'm a psychology student, and I just wanted to test how people reacted in awkward circumstances. ”

This is Zhang shouting, “Do you want $200? It's too expensive! ”

A group of fireflies flying in the air, one of them not only!

The other one asked him curiously, "Brother, why aren't you alone? ”

Not only fireflies replied: "Hey, dude forgot to pay the electricity bill last month! ”

The company manager wants to motivate employees by putting a "do what you want" tagline on the wall!

After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective the initiative was.

The boss was angry: “The cashier took $100,000 and fled, the head of the office and my female secretary eloped, and dozens of employees together demanded a raise! ”

An old couple who were born on the same day of the same month had a 60th birthday!

During the feast, God came and fulfilled the wishes of both husband and wife!

Old woman: “My dream is to travel the world. ”

God waves the magic stick in his hand. Wow! Turned into a big pile of tickets.

Old Man: “I want to live with my 30-year-old woman. ”

God will wave the magic stick in his hand. Wow! Turn the old man into a ninety!