Chapter 240: The Butt Grand Prix Opens. Who Has the Strongest Butt?
Whenever duelists met, a duel began. Whenever the residents of the Glans met, a Butt Duel began.
The rules were as follows.
Participants: Two or more, up to six people.
Field: The person with the longest legs is the center. They draw a circle with their toes. The inside of that circle is the battle field.
Starting inside the circle: Anyone may participate.
Victory: Only the butt is used to push the opponent out. The last one remaining wins.
Fouls: Touching the opponent with your hands is a foul loss.
Skills: Prohibited.
Junior League: Capybara girls.
Heavyweight League: Everyone else.
Two leagues.
I thought the Junior League would follow the capybara girls’ ranking order, but Baka ended up winning the most matches. The Baka who wanted to be roughly handled by the capybara girls even if they surrounded her, moved to the center of the ring and lasted the longest while enjoying the butt, making her very hard to knock out.
She looked like a junior, but the heavyweight Capybara-sama became a dark horse. She would sometimes join the middle of a pushy-manjuu fight among the capybara girls, but because Capybara-sama never pushed back with her butt from behind, she had no way to attack.
Plus Capybara-sama was unpredictable. She’d roll over herself and lose immediately, or just walk out of the ring on her own.
The Heavyweight League turned out to be even more brutal than the Junior League.
Even though skills were banned, my body was the strongest, but because I wanted to enjoy the butt like Lucia, I couldn’t easily knock anyone out. I struggled, pushed and pulled in close fights, and ended up automatically limiting my own power.
The strongest were the following:
Butt Deca No. 2 – Letree-san.
A dog girl with extraordinary body ability and butt size. She held the record for the most titles as an undefeated champion.
Physical Elite – Iferaski.
Her butt was a little small, but her lower body power was unmatched. However, her legs were too long and her center of gravity was too high, making her weak in the pushy-manjuu game.
Physical Elite No. 2 – Ranjou.
Like Iferaski, she had long legs and tough lower body. When she teamed up with Uman-co, no one could compete against them.
Letree-san, Iferaski, and Ranjou were the top three.
Then, the day we all sharpened our butt power and the freezing north wind began to blow harder, making outdoor activity difficult, the Butt Grand Prix to decide the strongest butt was finally held.
Everyone played round-robin matches in each league. The one with the most wins won.
Dura-san did not participate because she managed the match schedule and league standings. Fullru could move her limbs enough not to interfere with daily life, but she couldn’t fight the beast girls, so she did not participate.
Heavyweight League entrants:
Human: me and Rafilia-san
Horse girls: Iferaski and Ranjou
Fox girl: Esty-san
Dog girls: Letree-san, Lian-older sister, Lian-younger sister, Shepa, Petit Letree
Cat girls: Mī, Shiro, Mū
Total 13 people.
Victory = 2 points, draw = 1 point, loss = 0 points.
At the end of all matches, the person with the most points wins.
And everyone had to wear bloomers.
Umu! Spectacle!
My satisfaction level was already at its maximum.
It was a shame there were no cameras in this world.
I had wanted to hold the event before becoming a shut-in when it got cold and before I got used to the cold, but the real reason was to see everyone in their bloomers.
"My first match is Iferaski. A sudden matchup between two championship candidates."
"Pii!"
"Let’s go!"
"Pii!"
Gash!
Guh...!
Our butts locked together perfectly.
Iferaski was the second tallest among the women. She was a little shorter than me, but almost the same height. But her legs were completely different.
Iferaski’s butt was higher than mine.
It wasn’t that my legs were short—it was that her legs were long!
Short legs mean low center of gravity, so I could brace from below and lift her butt.
"So ra so ra so raaah! What do you think, huh?!"
"Pii, pi-iii..."
Gugugugu!
I chased Iferaski to the edge of the ring.
I had overwhelming advantage, but I couldn’t let my guard down. In past matches, when Iferaski flipped at the edge of the ring, I had lost because my momentum carried me away.
I never let my guard down. I kept my center of gravity low and slowly pushed her butt up.
And—
"Pii..."
Tototot...
With light footsteps, the load on her butt disappeared. Iferaski had stepped a few paces forward.
"That was a great match."
Punyuu.
I pressed my fist against her right breast to praise her effort.
I had taken down one corner of the championship candidate. That single win was huge.
My second match was Ranjou. Strong opponents kept coming.
Ranjou was the tallest among us with the longest legs. Her sitting height was a little lower than mine, but her overall height was one fist taller. She had slender, muscular legs and balanced body, boasting steady power.
She was not an easy opponent.
"I’ll borrow your butt for the match."
"Pii!"
Gash!
"...! What?! Hard! Not the hardness of her butt! The tailbone?!"
Ranjou had realized her high center of gravity was a disadvantage, so she had dropped her hips deeply.
Impressive power. As expected of a horse girl.
With her height and long legs, she might have had more power than Iferaski.
Zuzazazaa.
I was pushed to the edge.
But this was a trap.
"That low stance was your undoing!"
Ka-kun!
I bent my knees and waist to lower my posture.
Gaku-n!
Ranjou suddenly lost resistance and fell onto my back. I had used her strong leg power against her.
But—
Staaat.
Ranjou quickly spun once, landed lightly, and tried to circle behind me again...
"Ranjou. You’re out of bounds there."
"...!"
"I knew you’d recover your balance, so I deliberately chased you to the edge."
"Pii!"
We shook hands to praise each other’s effort.
Good. Two straight wins over the horse girls, championship candidates.
After that, I and Letree-san kept winning until the league progressed. Iferaski and Ranjou also won their matches one after another.
Midway, I had an unexpected loss and my first black loss.
In the match against Mū, I chased her using my power and body size. There was no reason for me to lose; I had been careless.
I was about to finish her off by thrusting my butt forward when resistance suddenly vanished.
I had spread my legs and dropped my hips to avoid being slipped under, and I had been moving lightly, but that was exactly the cause of my defeat.
Mū had slipped right under my crotch.
Because I suddenly lost resistance, I staggered back a few steps and was ring-out.
Among the cat girls, Mū was the smallest, and while cats were known for extreme flexibility, I never imagined she could slip under my crotch.
Her head had rubbed my balls, so I could have protested for a foul. But if I did, Mū would know I had touched her balls and feel sad. I stayed silent. Cat girls all looked the same age, but Mū looked about ten, so if her appearance matched her real age, it would be a shock for her to learn that the head of her penis had hit her head.
Only Letree-san remained undefeated. As expected, her huge butt and body ability were too much.
Eventually—
Iferaski beat Letree-san,
Letree-san beat Ranjou,
Ranjou beat Iferaski—
The top three were in a three-way deadlock.
Then, because Ranjou was kind and loved small girls, and her legs were too long to properly wrestle, she held back and lost to Shepa and Petit Letree.
And so, with only two matches left, I and Iferaski were at 18 points, Letree-san at 20 points, and the championship was down to these three.
In that situation, I faced Letree-san.
Whoever won this match would probably be the champion.
Of course I had no intention of losing. I was going to enjoy the late widow’s huge butt.