Chapter 248: I Acquired a New Skill: Water-Pressure Masturbation. I Can Only Use It When I Encounter a Girl Who Got Lost in the Desert, Right?
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After the "Sister Tournament, Please Do Your Best!" sponsored by Sara-chan ended at noon, we spent a while in the settlement talking about what we’d do from tomorrow onward.
When the sunset disappeared behind the Glans-Neck Mountain Range, we stepped out of the huts.
Eventually, something rectangular flew in from the east sky, crossing the Glans-Neck Mountain Range.
It was the carriage we had made with Dura-san, Kaka, and Pipi. Kaka and Pipi were flying it with their abilities.
Even though the surroundings were dark, the shape was clear.
Amazing. It was a perfect rectangular box.
It really wasn’t a carriage anymore, it was a bus.
When I looked up close at the landed carriage, the bus-like feeling was even stronger.
Bus Carriage—that’s what we’ll call it.
30 seats, 30-person capacity.
We were departing with all 30 people, including Iria. Mirai-chan was counted as zero because her size was small and Dura-san was carrying her. The fairies, a total of 43, were also zero because they could dissolve into the bus wood.
The guardian beast Capybara-sama of the Beastman Kingdom could also be accommodated. We’d let her make any place she liked her nest.
"Well then, everyone. Put your luggage under the body of the bus carriage and get on to sleep."
The bus carriage had proper luggage storage underneath like a tourist bus.
Esty-san would carry the wool fabric she had purchased from Margolant residents for her traveling merchant business, Iria’s armor, swords, and spears, and the personal belongings of the others.
The luggage turned out to be more than I expected. The capybara girls were trying to drag logs with their mouths and the cat girls were pulling boards with their claws, but we made them give up because we would acquire them on the spot.
Iria had prepared three spears; only one had a metal head, and under the head a banner with a crest was hanging. We installed it at the front left of the bus carriage.
"Iria’s crest is a blue field with a white sandglass, right? Is that because her skill is time manipulation?"
"Ah, yes."
"Can the crest design be chosen freely?"
"Freely, but this crest was gifted by the king. My crest is managed by the heraldry official of Arasgard and is personal to me."
It was surprisingly simple. Maybe because heraldry had only just started to be used in this country.
In Europe heraldry becomes a whole science and rules get complicated. Apparently partners merge crests through marriage, so Iria’s simple crest is probably because she is unmarried and still in her initial state.
Medieval European knights wore helmets, so their field of vision was extremely narrow. To tell friend from foe on the battlefield they drew patterns on shields. That was the origin of crests. This world is probably the same.
"By raising the banner with this crest painted on it, it will prove that the bus carriage is carrying me, Iria Nawayoru, Viscountess of Margolant and known as the Silver Flash Princess."
"Does it become a status certificate for people who can’t read?"
"Ah, yes. Nobles and knights naturally study their crests and memorize which belongs to whom. Famous crests are known even to commoners."
"Then what if there’s a villain? ’Hey! Stop! Stop! I can’t stand this crest! I am Iria Nawayoru, Viscountess of Margolant and known as the Silver Flash Princess!’ Will the opponent kneel?"
"You can try, but if the opponent is a villain they’ll probably come at you saying ’If I die, I’m just a commoner. Do it.’..."
"I see. Even in this world villains say things like that. I want to try it if I get the chance."
...Hm?
While everyone got on in order, one capybara girl walked away a little.
It was dark, so I couldn’t tell who.
The capybara girl walked toward the hot spring. Was she forgetting something?
When I approached, I realized she was walking unnaturally.
She was walking on her knuckles.
"Oii. What’s wrong. ...Baka?"
"Nn."
It was Baka after all. She had the ability to grow hair, but she was following my orders and staying smooth.
"Are you going to the hot spring? Aren’t you moving with everyone?"
"This is how I do it."
Hyoii!
Whatever was happening, Lucia simply lifted the open-air bath with one hand.
Uuu. Below was a nice wasteland. Of course there were no pipes.
Tokotonto.
When Lucia got close to the bus carriage she floated from the middle, placed the open-air bath on top of it, and set it down.
Pon!
It was a light sound that didn’t make me feel the weight at all.
"Nn."
"I understand you want to bring the hot spring, but won’t the water flow down? Won’t the bus carriage get soaked?"
"It’s fine. Like this."
Kapi!
The bus carriage flashed for a moment.
"The water won’t enter. Humidity is fine. Inside is comfortable."
"I see. Then it’s okay. Thank you. Everyone will be happy."
She had probably used some magic to prevent water leakage.
Everyone was on board. Since we were here anyway, why not have a moon-viewing bath right now.
When I stepped into the bath, Baka also tried to come in.
I was about to look at Baka’s smooth crotch but she noticed my gaze, turned around, and came in facing her back.
Well, fine.
"Kaka, Pipi, please. Fly south."
"Understood, deshu!"
"Understood, Kaka?"
The two were embedded in the front lights of the bus carriage. They would fly the bus carriage as its power source.
I had thought their burden would be heavy, but as expected they were also gods and could fly the bus carriage without sleeping. Truly convenient.
The bus carriage rose slowly and began flying.
Because the shaking was so minimal and stable, the passengers inside could sleep deeply without realizing they were flying in the sky.
Just like an invisible wall, the hot water didn’t spill out. With this the children sleeping below wouldn’t get drenched either.
Fuu. Hot bath.
There was a roof overhead, but apart from that the sky was a sea of stars.
The air was clear and the stars were bright.
It was as if we were flying through the galaxy.
"The pose of water splashing, evidence of sexual technique... The legendary giant cock’s power, pussy-slitting...♪"
"What’s that?"
"It’s a song from Earth. I thought of it while looking at the sky."
"Do you miss Earth? Lonely?"
"No. I’m not lonely because I’m with Lucia."
"Nn."
The big moon reflected on the water and trembled.
I lifted my waist and rose my cock from the center of the moon reflected on the calm water surface.
"W-Water surface? My cock! Why deliberately from inside the water!"
I looked at my own cock and made a face of astonishment.
"Sometimes I don’t understand Masaharu."
"There’s no special meaning. To say it, when I took a hot bath with the capybara girls, the cock stayed out of the water and I felt good when everyone touched it. Now I was expecting Lucia to touch it too."
I waved my shaft to urge her, but Baka didn’t reach out.
Instead, Baka shot water with both hands and precisely hit my glans.
"Ei."
"Afun."
My cock involuntarily transformed into Battle Form.
"Kyusoku senko."
I lowered my waist to submerge my cock, but—
"Wait. Leave it like that."
"Eh? Do you want to watch?"
"It’s fine."
What? I lifted my waist as instructed and left my cock on the water surface.
Pyu!
She shot water again.
"Kuu... It feels good. I involuntarily feel good from the water."
Pyu. Pyu.
The power of the water was gradually increasing.
Kuu. It felt like it was trying to enter the hole that should normally be used.
Muzyuzyu!
Hauuu...
I was involuntarily in a shooting position. If I kept going I’d fire a cunnilingus cannon.
"Lu, Lucia. It’s too much. I’m going to cum. If I cum, it’ll hit my face!"
Because I was floating my waist in the bath without attaching my butt, if I ejaculated the semen would hit my face.
"It’s fine if you cum."
"U, uuu... Cunnilingus cannon firing! Gobobobo..."
I didn’t want to face-fuck myself, so when I came I buried my face in the hot water.
The semen fell onto the stone tiles, was washed away by the hot water, and probably disappeared somewhere.
I sank into the bath in a bridge-like posture, with only my cock sticking out of the water surface.
Should I keep moving like this?
Lucia, you’re too careless. The smooth pussy was fully visible underwater.
"Stand up."
"Gobogobo (I’m erect)."
"Stand up, not erect."
"Gobobo."
Zabaa!
I stood up as Lucia instructed.
And I noticed a strange feeling in my crotch.
"Eh? Wh-What is this?! Water is swirling between my legs!"
"If you press hard on your erection, you acquire Wind-Pressure Masturbation. Then if you press water hard..."
"...Acquire Water-Pressure Masturbation. Is this my new power? Ah, it feels as warm as if I had a masturbator heated in warm water."
Zazazazasaauuuuaaaaa!
The water flow formed an 8-shape and circled my balls, wrapping around my shaft like a snake.
With this I could immediately wash away my semen after ejaculation and keep my cock clean, and I could fill a girl’s anus full of water!
...But what now?
"What is the usage of this skill?"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Masaharu thought..."
"Even if you say ’thought’..."
If it were a village suffering from drought and I gave them water from my cock, would everyone want to drink it?
If it were truly the last moment before death, maybe once.
"I don’t like using it for cooking, I don’t like washing my hands, and I don’t know the usage..."
"Hazleskill?"
"Ah, ah. I’m sorry, the skill slot is full and I don’t think Water-Pressure Masturbation has a usage..."
"If I merge Wind-Pressure Masturbation and Wind-Pressure Nipple Masturbation into one skill, the skill slot opens?"
"Skill fusion is possible? Then I’d like to do it."
"Nn, done."
Tyron. (The sound of the inner system message that sometimes can be heard.)
Skill "Water-Pressure Masturbation" acquired.
Skill 1: Dragon God’s Blessing
Skill 2: Sex Warrior LvMax
Skill 3: Wind-Pressure Masturbation +
Skill 4: Water-Pressure Masturbation
Well, since we’re here I acquired Water-Pressure Masturbation, but when the hell am I going to use it.
Is there a chance I’ll meet a girl who is suffering from thirst in the desert?
"I probably acquired it because I had anal sex with Lucia, so Sex Warrior became LvMax..."
It’s a mysterious skill whose effect I don’t know.
Hm?
The text of the skill is blinking.
I tapped the text with a finger inside my brain.
Tyron. (The sound of the inner system message that sometimes can be heard.)
Do you want to promote Sex Warrior to Sex Knight?
Uuu. I don’t know what changes after promotion, but let’s promote.
And so, on this day, I became a Sex Knight.