Here Comes the Immortal Swordsman
Chapter 721 I am incompatible with the stupid thieves
Biquge www.xbiquge.cc, the fastest update Sword Fairy is in this latest chapter!Lin Beichen held the phone and laughed for a while, weighing between'replying to a message' and'continuing to play dead'.
Finally chose the former.
Although he was also worried that the dog goddess Jianxue Wuming would continue to telecommunications fraud, he was still moved by the more than 500 messages.
Continue to pretend to be dead, what if this dog goddess is really in the realm?
Why the gods choose the favored ones instead of rolling up their sleeves to fight in the lower realm is because the lower realm costs a lot.
Sometimes it's easy to come down but it's hard to go back.
Just like the beds of many beautiful women, it may not be difficult to climb up, but if you want to get down, you will die.
"I'm fine, something went wrong in the previous paragraph, so I can't contact you."
Lin Beichen's reply was simple and concise.
Almost the moment the news was sent, Jian Xue Wuming answered in seconds.
In Lin Beichen's mind, there was even a "girl distraught with grief, holding her mobile phone and widening her eyes when she saw the news. She was ecstatic and returned to the message in seconds. JPG" animated emoticon package.
The content of Jian Xue's unnamed reply was--
"You bastard..."
Lin Beichen looked at the phone screen and went into silence.
Then, a video call request came over without warning.
Lin Beichen just hung up without thinking about it.
He instinctively rejects video calls.
Besides, he is soaking in the hot spring now, almost half naked.
clothes……
He looked around and found that the clothes he took off just now had also been taken by Qianqian and Qianqian.
"Connect with the video, quickly."
Jian Xue Wuming sent a message with a firm tone.
Then the video call request popped up again.
Lin Beichen hung up speechlessly and replied: "Is the text communication bad?"
Jian Xue Wuming grunted: "Who knows that I am communicating with me now, is the human face beast heart Lin Beichen, or the other demon murderer who killed him? I must confirm with my own eyes, otherwise, I will immediately go to the realm, stir the wind and rain, and make Shanhe Broken, creatures burnt..."
"It's really me."
Lin Beichen said: "If you don't believe it, you can take a test."
"I don't take the exam."
Jian Xue Wuming was unusually cautious and wise, and said, "What if you kill Lin Beichen and merge his memory?"
Damn it.
At this time, she has become smarter.
The video call request popped up for the third time.
Ugh.
Really a dog goddess with a nerve in his head.
Lin Beichen hesitated for a while, and finally connected.
The phone screen paused slightly, and then the other party's screen appeared.
Is it a sunny blue sky, and you can still hear the sound of surging waves. What appears in the lens is a piece of white and greasy snow and a bottomless'ditch'?
Ok?
Lin Beichen was startled.
Before his nosebleeds flowed down, the other party's lens moved up, and then slowly turned into a dog's head?
The nosebleed that Lin Beichen was about to squirt immediately flowed back.
Then the opposite camera moved up again.
This time, on the beautiful neck like a swan neck, I finally saw the face of the dog goddess Jian Xue Wuming.
Although Lin Beichen had seen it once, at this moment, he still had a sense of overpowering surprise.
The kind of peerless beauty that combines purity and charm, and inverts sentient beings at a glance, made Lin Beichen even have the illusion of a lack of oxygen in his brain.
Before I could speak, I saw Jian Xue's unnamed face on the screen of the phone. She screamed and turned off the video call.
Lin Beichen: ∑(O_O;)?
what's the situation?
Why are you so fat, little old girl?
Did you want the video, and then hang up after being connected?
Are you kidding me?
"Ahhhhh, Lin Beichen, you are a pervert with a human face and a beast heart, a shameless scumbag, why do you want to take off your clothes and talk to me? Shameless, despicable, nasty, obscene, smelly brother... Ah, my eyes Going blind."
Jian Xue Wuming sent an angry message.
Lin Beichen:???
Fog grass.
I forgot to wear clothes just now.
but……
When the first video was made, you, the dog goddess, was also naked. What kind of innocent little fox is playing now?
Lin Beichen was not convinced.
"This is fair."
He responded to the message, saying: "The last time you made the video, you also used this method to pollute my eyes."
"Pollution?"
Jian Xue Wuming furiously replied to the message, saying: "Do you call it pollution? You, a human-faced, beast-hearted scumbag, obviously you are taking advantage of me, huh, I ignore you."
After speaking, there was no more movement.
Lin Beichen smiled.
He seemed to be able to imagine that Jian Xue Wuming was furious.
At this moment, it was a real frank relationship.
It's fair to have come and go.
However, this dog goddess seemed to be on vacation at the beach just now, wearing a bathing suit and holding a pet dog, clearly not worried about my life or death at all. It seems that I was really passionate before.
...
...
A certain world.
Territory of the Great Wilderness.
The sunny'sky beach'.
The'Space Vortex Portal' leading to different realms is just kilometers away from the coastline.
This is a naturally formed narrow space channel. After the day after tomorrow’s transformation, the gods can be transported to different realms.
These natural seawater vortex channels were discovered, occupied, modified, and profited several times by the Dahuang tribe.
Every use is expensive.
Ordinary little gods may work hard to reap the value of faith contribution for a lifetime, and they cannot afford the price of a space trip.
But even so, there are still a lot of little gods and family warriors in this session.
After all, the farther world, the stronger world, more sect strength, more luxuriant magical herbs, stronger techniques, and...more opportunities.
On the beach, creatures of different shapes and identities, holding number plates, lined up in four long rows, waiting in turn to enter the teleportation whirlpool gate.
"Bah, scum, pervert, nasty."
Jian Xue Wuming was in the third row, spitting blushingly.
Although she is cheated, although she occupies other people’s gods, although she raises cats and dogs, although she likes naked body, although she often drinks and gets drunk, although she is so lazy...but she knows that she is pure and pure as jade good girl.
This was the first time she saw the nude of the opposite sex.
It's too spicy.
Jian Xue Wuming cursed, and slowly withdrew from the queue.
"what's wrong with you?"
A warrior of the goddess of the great desert tribe who maintained order came over and said: "Exiting now is regarded as giving up automatically. Even if you enter the realm portal, we will not refund you."
Jian Xue Wuming heart is bleeding.
She looked sad and said: "I have a temporary emergency... This sister, I know you Elder Hao of the Great Desolate God Sect. She introduced it. Can you accommodate me and refund some fees?"
"Elder Hao?"
The face of the goddess warrior changed.
Elder Hao's status is not low.
In the clan, but there is the title of'Elder Ritian'.
Grumpy, unreasonable and still make three points.
It is best not to provoke.
After confirming again and again, the goddess warrior hesitated and said: "Well, I can only retreat halfway. This is the rule."
"it is good."
Jian Xue accepted it anonymously.
After a while, through the Kirin eight-generation superconducting system transaction, part of the faith value was directly returned to her account.
The dog goddess breathed a sigh of relief.
This time it was a blood loss.
In order to be able to save Lin Beichen from the lower realms safely, she really lost her money. Not only did she put up her hard-earned dowry book, she also took the temple manor as collateral, borrowed the usury from the temple of wealth, and worked hard. If he doesn't go back, he must avenge Lin Beichen.
who knows……
Dog scumbag, I'm in debt.
Thinking about that heavy loan shark, Jian Xue Wuming turned black in front of her eyes, almost vomiting blood.
What a miserable goddess.
The family was gone, the money was gone, and a debt was signed.
Now she was accompanied by a dog, a cat and three birds.
She wondered in her heart whether she should think of a way to report herself and receive the most expensive reward in the history of the Great Desolate Clan.
After all, the person who stole the [Five Qi Chao Yuan Jue] was herself.
"Sister, the shameless little thief who stole the noble [Five Qi Dynasty Yuan Jue], have you caught it?"
She talked to the goddess warrior.
The goddess warrior glanced at her and said, "No, but sooner or later, catch this damn thief. The reward has been updated, adding 200,000 points of direct faith, 5,000 sacred stones, and various industries, resources... etc. If you catch him, you will surely cramp him, smash his bones and burn ashes, imprison the soul, and refine the eighth."
Jian Xue's nameless chest trembled, and said, "That's right, I'm not at odds with the thief."
Oh shit.
So cruel.
Then I cannot report myself.
Better than...
Put the blame on Lin Beichen.
Sell this old scumbag brother.
No way.
He will confess me.
It would be better to think of a way to unite with this old scumbag brother, to be a big vote, and one vote for the wild clan.
Ok.
that's it.
After all, this old stinky brother is actually really good-looking, with smooth muscle lines, white skin, and that handsome face...
Jian Xue Wuming thought about it, and couldn't help but wipe her saliva.
In her heart, she began to plan.
...
...
Still pretending to be pure with me?
Lin Beichen smiled and thought secretly, at this moment the dog goddess is probably dreaming about Ben Mio's body drooling.
He also checked other APP software in the phone.
After entering the realm of heaven and human, most of the exercise apps are no longer useful.
[Sword Seventeen] APP is incomplete. Others such as [Basic Swordsmanship Close Three Links], [Advanced Profound Qi Condensation Technique], [Eagle and Swallow Shuangfei], etc., have lost their meaning to Lin Beichen today. .
Except for the [Five Qi Dynasty Yuan Jue], he now lacks a real Celestial and Human level cultivation technique.
[Sword Seventeen] It can be used, but it is incomplete.
Lin Beichen thought for a while, probably only went to the Celestial Association, authenticated his title, and then received the appropriate exercise and combat skills from the Celestial Association.
This matter must be on the agenda.
On the contrary, other functional apps, such as [Baidu Netdisk], [Baidu Map], [keep], [Magic Camera], [Zhenai.com], etc., have been upgraded with a lot of functions and still have great auxiliary significance.
Lin Beichen tried to navigate the earth with [Baidu Map], but failed.
In [Zhenai.com], Poseidon really sent a lot of private messages, but most of them asked for pictures of Xiao Er, Xiao San and Little Tiger. They also gave gifts such as dried fish and bread crabs. Seeing that he ignored her, he stopped contacting her.
The intimacy between the two almost fell below the lower limit.
Lin Beichen was about to reply to Poseidon, explaining why he lost contact recently...
At this time--
"Master, master, something is not good..."
The old housekeeper Wang Zhong ran hurriedly, staggering, as if he had been stabbed by something behind his butt.
Lin Beichen was suddenly out of breath.
(#⌒)!
You dog, can you change a line every time you enter the venue?
Every time it was like a funeral.
If I were a web writer, you would have died ten thousand times.
"what's up?"
Lin Beichen was so angry.
"A father-in-law is looking for you."
Wang Zhongdao.
Lin Beichen said angrily: "Who is Gong Gong? Huh? This name is very familiar... Ah, it's the uncle of the Mediterranean, my own person, it is not a big deal for him to find me? Believe it or not, I was surprised by killing you. Dog stuff."
"Not Gong Gong, but father-in-law."
Wang Zhong patted this thigh, anxious, and said: "A father-in-law from the palace, with a few aggressive officials, called for you... His Royal Highness the Seventh Prince asked me to report to you in advance, things are not good To do, it has something to do with your going to watch the lively things today. It is said that His Majesty the Emperor is angry...
Oh?
It turned out to be from the palace.
Is it because he killed a few insignificant Aurora people?
interesting.
I have to look at the attitude of the imperial royal family on this matter.
Lin Beichen walked out of the hot spring.
Wang Zhong wanted to wait on Young Master Lin to change clothes, and was directly kicked by Young Master Lin on the dog's ass, disgustingly said: "Let Qianqian and Qianqian come..."
Qianqian Qianqian waited for Lin Beichen to put on a bathrobe, dry her hair and leave together.
Wang Zhong stood on the spot, touching his butt, where there were footprints of being kicked by the young master.
He sighed contentedly, and said, "Ah, the young master has grown up again..."
After a while.
Shang Zhuo Garden, front yard, flower viewing hall.
Lin Beichen put on a bathrobe, walked in with a big thorn, his eyes swept away.
There are several dead eunuchs in the hall.
The first one wearing a crimson gilt official gown, at a glance, he knows that his status is extremely high, his beard and hair are gray, but his facial features are fair and he looks handsome. It actually gives people a gentle and elegant feeling. If you stick to a beard, absolutely Is a romantic old scholar.
In addition, there are several officials wearing purple dung robes, all young and varied, all with heavy auras and solemn faces, and a faint atmosphere of superiors naturally exudes. At first glance, they know that they are powerful figures who have mastered life and death for a long time.
These people are all powerful martial arts, and their energy fluctuations are not low.
Especially the dead eunuch in the crimson gilt official robe, his cultivation is unfathomable, like an abyss without bottom.
"You are looking for me?"
Lin Beichen walked over, sat down on the main seat, took a cup of tea, took a sip, and said, "What's the matter? Sit down and talk."
The expressions of several people are different.
"You are Lin Beichen? Did you know that you have caused a catastrophe this time..."
An official in a purple gown with a thin face and slim body, with an angry expression on his face, yelled.
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