Here Lies The Wicked

Faced with the grieving eyes of the boss's mother, the face was normal.

“If you let the boss love you again, will the boss still love that asshole like half a month ago? ”

“Have you ever heard a woman hang from her mouth? ”

Fang was curious: “What words? ”

The boss's mother grumbled and took a lamentable look at the square: “A woman's first love is the most unforgettable. No matter how much this man broke her heart, as long as the first man in love had a phone call, even if he knew it was a moth. ”

“This seems doomed to be a tragedy.” Fang said with emotion.

When she was meeting the statue owner's mother in the noodle shop, she also said that she loved him. If she loved him, she stood still and let him chop her to death. As a result, she met the owner's mother in more fierce resistance.

So.

Ma'am, pawn.

The answer of the wax owner's mother in front of her is obvious. This time she will also resist, not only resist, but also make Fang Zheng into a wax man.

Stay with her forever.

Because Fang is her first love.

The old cleric sitting beside her looked at the boss's mother and looked at Fang Zheng. The expression on her face was dull.

What kind of mystery are they playing in front of you?

Why do you all know Chinese characters? When you break a word apart, I know Old Dao, but when the two people in front of you combine together, Old Dao can't understand a word?

“Little brother, you know the boss's wife?” The old priest asks in the right direction.

“No. ”

“No. ”

Fang Zheng said with the boss's wife that there was almost a tacit dissent.

The old god stick obviously looked at the two people in front of him in disbelief.

After the voice fell, the boss and Zhengzheng glanced at each other. The boss suddenly laughed and laughed happily. Shen Din's breasts trembled with a twitch: “My brother's speech and deity are becoming more and more like my sister's first love of the ambitious man. ”

People who don't know, think the boss's wife is flirting with the little meat.

On the hitchhiking side.

Only Fang Zheng knows.

The boss wants his life at all times!!

“Meet is the fate, brother, eat while it is hot, not enough to eat continue to call sister, today sister is happy, this sister invited, do not take brother your money. ”

Just like the first time she was in a noodle shop, the boss started trying to persuade the party to eat her own food.

Square: “…”

“Madam Boss, I've been having a bad stomach lately, I'm weak, I can't eat too much oil and water food, Old Goddess, eat it. ”

Dead friends do not die poor monks, before eating or not eating, Fang is decisively selling the old god stick.

With him, the old god stick is a little bitter at best, as long as you don't eat too much at once.

Mm-hmm.

After the fact, the old cleric was counted as an injury at work, and he took a few days off as compensation.

He couldn't stand the old god stick with the worms in his stomach and immediately began his big mouth.

“My brother has a bad stomach, do you need to eat it from your sister?” The boss's mother cared to look at Fang Zheng.

Not waiting to say no, the boss's wife has twisted her waist and limbs down.

Looking at the boss and mother who really went to the next strip, the old god stick was in a bit of a depressing mood to sneak up on Fang Zheng: “Little brother, have you already lit the scent of luck? ”

“Otherwise, how could the boss's wife treat you again and give you the next one herself? ”

The hand was removed from the table and the scent of luck was still there, and it did not ignite. At this time, Fang was watching his back focus on giving him the boss's wife below, decisively igniting the scent of luck in his hand.

I've refused once, Madam Boss.

Wait, the boss really brought the noodles, he refused for the second time, I don't know what the moth will be.

So I intend to use the scent of fortune.

Most importantly, he had to get rid of several diners from the barbecue stall before he could do it.

At this time, the night grew darker, there were not many diners, and with him and the old god stick, there were only three people at the table, all he had to do was drive away the other two.

Meanwhile, Fang Zheng's foot kicked the old god stick under the table, and now the boss's mother is not here, tell him to stop eating.

Watch out for food poisoning.

Click... the plastic damping sound, the lighter caught a flame.

After lighting the fragrance of luck, divide the three fragrances into three portions and insert them into three strands of roasted mushrooms.

Suddenly, the smoke rolled away, making the good BBQ stall smoke, immediately attracting the dissatisfaction of other eaters.

When they looked back, they saw that Fang was dividing the scent of fortune into three parts and inserting it on the roasted mushroom. This scene is clearly a celebration of the dead.

And that line of incense, coincidentally, pointed right at them.

Those who did not know thought that they were being celebrated immediately changed their face.

It's a fragrance that burns to the dead, but it burns to them. It's unkind, and it makes people unhappy.

But when it comes to burning to the dead and worshipping the dead, these diners can't even have tempers. After all, the country has been taboo about the dead since ancient times.

Afraid of getting entangled with dirty things.

“You walk all the way, and today is your anniversary, and last year you died here today, and every year today I will serve you incense where you die. ”

The voice just said, not big or small, happened to be heard by those two tables.

It turns out, the faces of those two tables have become even more ugly. It's really worshipping the dead. It's all bad luck. Plus, they worship on their side, which makes them feel even more moldy.

Plus the scent of luck is toxic, the smell of fireworks is too big, so the neighborhood is full of smoke. It is true that as expected, the college students scolded the bad luck. After packing the things away, they left in a hurry.

All of a sudden people went to the store empty, and the only thing left was this table with the old god stick.

These college students don't know, Fang is saving their lives.

Until the boss's mother relied on a bowl of hot noodles, approaching the front, she held the bowl with one hand, her hands consciously fanned the fireworks in front of the fan: “Brother, you smell a little, look to get rid of the guests in sister's shop. ”

The boss's mother complained at a glance.

“Brother, the smell of this scent is choking. The smoke is huge. Is it wet and dry? Brother, this is the cow whip that my sister just cooked for you. Brother, didn't you say you've been feeling weak lately, eat it while it's hot? ”

When you hear the cow whip face, the front face is weird.

He's still young.

Eat this now. Isn't it too much?

As a result, the boss's mother had just finished talking, Fang had not figured out how to refuse, one hand choking on the nose fireworks, one hand holding the bowl of the boss's mother, the hands were not stable, bang!

A bowl of noodles fell to the floor and the soup mixed with noodles splashed apart.

Is it the scent of fortune that's starting to work?

The old boss and mother looked at the soup noodles that had splashed the ground, and the expression on her face became a little cold: “Brother, wait for sister later, sister to go eat for younger brother. ”