Here Lies The Wicked
Chapter 615: Tasteful Metaphors
This is a sensitive period, just last night, when the Bartholomew Temple of Truth was razed to the ground, and as a result, there was another mass theft in the hotel, how can you not think about it?
Tu Haodong hasn't reacted yet.
Fang has rushed into the elevator and went upstairs.
As a result, after leaving the elevator, they ran into the rest of the crew in the hallway and were checking each other's losses. When Fang saw them, these people also saw Fang Fang.
“Fang Zheng, go back to your room and see if there is any important financial loss. The hotel has called the police, and the police will come back later to register the loss of everyone's property.” Someone cares.
Thank you in the right direction, and people run to their rooms without delay.
Drop it.
Hotel room card.
As soon as he entered the room, his other belongings were not checked and he headed straight to the bathroom by the front door.
The hotel bathroom is connected to the wardrobe with irons, hangers, bathrobes, shoe racks, belt racks, etc., even though the sparrows are all small and dirty... after all, this is a luxury hotel, the crew has so many stars, it's impossible to live in a place too cold, and on the side of the wardrobe, there is also an umbrella rack, a long handle umbrella, a folding umbrella, the kind that works.
Premium hotels are comprehensive in detail design.
When I saw the long handle of the black umbrella on the umbrella shelf and left it safely, my heart was hanging, so I put it down.
This is the black umbrella that Fang was carrying with him the night before yesterday.
Even if all the belongings in the room were stolen, the umbrella would be worth less.
As you can see, Fang is using his skill to twist the handle back and forth. The handle of the black umbrella was pulled out. Heran, there is no skeleton or dragonbone in the black umbrella. There is only one elongated knife, wrapped in the plastic cloth of the umbrella.
The silver vegetarian knife was disguised as this black umbrella.
Just now Fang was relieved. His fourteen characters were still there. When they weren't lost, there was an anxious knock from Tuhou Dong outside the room. It was Tuhou Dong who followed him upstairs. He wondered if he was all right? Anything missing?
Just looking around the room, the suitcase was flipped and nothing seems to have been lost except for the loss of cash.
Next, the police came to the hotel, made a statement, recorded everyone's losses, found all the missing valuables, such as money, cell phones, two dark circles, like the police who stayed up all night last night, sleeping in arrears, directly characterized as ordinary burglaries.
Looking at the police as if they were tired and tired, it should have been the Big Bang last night, leaving the city's police sleepless all night and busy until daylight.
At 5: 00 p.m. and 6: 00 p.m., just in time for dinner, the crew received a call from the police station in which the Siam police said the thief had been found.
It turns out there's a cleaner in the hotel who owes money for gambling, which is why it's risky. Soon after the police pulled out the hotel surveillance video, they locked the suspect in.
However, the thieves have escaped the city and now the city's police force is stretched out, and the local government is too busy to deal with this common thief petty matter for the time being.
Just keep the crew informed.
“The security here is too bad, which is just to tell us clearly that this thief will never be caught and the stolen property will never be recovered, so let us be quick. ”
“That is, the service consciousness is too bad, even people don't come, just one phone call sent us, what can we say, it is also an international friend. ”
When the phone was hung up, everyone at the table filled in indignation.
“Fang Zheng, why don't you say something? What do you think about this?” Someone at the same table asked about it.
It's like asking, Yuan Fang, what do you think?
He was swallowing the food of the tiger, and everyone at the table turned their eyes to himself, including the director, the assistant director, the star, including Ye Qiang, all looked at himself. After eating the fried noodles on the knife and fork and swallowing the food in his mouth, he answered with a very serious expression: “This time the thief was caught so quickly, telling us a profound reason. ”
What??
A black man at a table with a question mark face.
We're asking you what you think of the Siam police, how you got into thieves.
“What's the point?” Someone has lost sight and asked.
Fang Zheng: “The old ancestors said that 'rabbits don't eat nest grass’ and ‘rabbits don't shit beside nests’, which seems very reasonable. ”
"“ … "
Enough mud.
Mudplay Kai.
You know what's happening in our minds right now?
How do you expect us to look straight at the fried rice and mix the corn?
“If this thief doesn't shit by his nest, how can he be caught by a hunter... eh, what are all those eyes? Don't you guys watch the animal world, rabbits never poop by the nest, or they'll be stared at by hounds and predators?” Fang was noticing that everyone stopped and didn't eat. They all looked at themselves with an innocent face, explaining.
“So in the future, rabbits have to run away to take a shit, and rabbits have to eat grass. Don't stay near the nest. ”
“ …… ”
None of you pull me off. I'm going to beat the crap out of you today.
Mm-hmm.
Why didn't anybody pull me?
Fang Zheng, I'm glad you met the Chancellor today who can support the boat and have a big belly mass of us. Otherwise, you will certainly not survive two episodes in real life.
How can you compare?
This metaphor has its own nose flushing smell!!
At this time, even the director had a muscle puff in the corner of his mouth. He looked down at the dish with yellow, green, thick, thin, and chunky fruit platter, and suddenly his appetite was gone.
At this moment, people are angry and intend to stop playing with the square.
They were really afraid of Fang Zheng's gossip.
Although that makes sense, we have to be elegant. This is a high-end dinner, how can we talk about that word...
Whoever speaks that word again, we'll be in a hurry!!
Together with the leaves of the table, it is also charcoal roasted seafood, instead of drinking fruit juice.
It's water juice.
Not that freshly squeezed thick juice.
In fact, Fang mainly wants to be quiet. At night, he still has a mission. He can't stay with these people all the time, can he?
He also wondered how to leave this boring meal early.
So he deliberately replaced "rabbits don't eat nested grass” with a smelly metaphor...
And that little loss of money, it didn't hurt the other side, he was the most valuable silver knife.
If the silver knife is stolen, you can see it's still calm.
Rabbits can jump the wall if they're in a hurry!
In order to distract attention, a table of people did not waste a table of food, so they began to distract themselves and move on to other topics.
It's a high-end dinner table.
The people who can sit at a table with the director are, of course, the people with faces in the crew, and the high-end dining is, of course, the high-end, secret topic.
“Do you say that the explosion of the Temple of Truth in Basuko has anything to do with what happened before...”