Hero without Blood or Tear

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When I went to this Temen Anqui and came back, the situation became difficult.

“The total duration of the disappearance is one month. It was enough time for the alliance to shake. ”

I leaned against the couch for a report from Daltagnan.

“An alliance that will falter in a month. ”

“It's an organization united by that much charisma. In fact, the forces of unity are not connected by sophisticated administrative networks and rules. They only saw one merger, and they came in. ”

“Well, I guess. It's more of an attitude than that. Hit the moon.”

“Is that so?”

“Still cold, even though I've been captured and brought back to life by a great army of darkness. He was cute the last time I saw him. ”

When I returned to Munich yesterday, Valpurgis grabbed me and wept bitterly. You'd be surprised how much my fiancée has evaporated in a month. The moonlight, on the other hand, was a grumpy attitude.

“What brings you back from the dead? ”

“Ugh... ”

The moonlighting is still fresh.

“I'm sorry to hear we've made progress. ”

“We're making progress, of course. ”

When I asked where, the moonlight approaches me.

“What? What are you doing? You're going to hit me?”

I hurried to raise my hand, and I did something I never thought I'd do. Turning around, he thrust his butt toward me.

“You may touch it. ”

“Huh? What? ”

I was embarrassed for a moment and I couldn't say anything right. I don't even know what the hell is going on. Her magnificent butt sticks out in front of her eyes.

Bending at the waist with your palms on your knees, pushing your hips out, says a bold tone.

“There's nothing to be embarrassed about. You may touch them together. ”

“Well, that's... ”

“Haven't you always wanted to? I thought about it while the Joint Chiefs were gone. ”

“W-what? ”

“If I have to give someone my ass, who is it?" ”

“So what's the conclusion? ”

The bouncer pushes his butt a little closer. I hope not. I want to stab him in the face impulsively.

“I also think there's only the sum. ”

“ ……. ”

“Why aren't you answering? I think it was a rather romantic line. ”

I'm not a woman, but I could tell the situation was far from romantic and 100 light-years away.

“Maybe you don't know her that well... but there's not a woman in the world who pushes her ass and talks about romance. ”

“… is that right? I must have misread the novel. ”

You must have seen a bedtime story, not a romance novel.

“Whose novel did you see? ”

When I asked, I put on all my sticky clothes and couldn't keep my eyes off the open buttocks of the moonlighter. She doesn't intend to change her stance, so she seems to be talking to her butt right now.

“The late Donacian Alphonse de Saad. ”

“It was the late Saad! ”

“Why? Is she weird? Though I thought it was a respected noun because it was charming and beautiful.... Anyway, according to the book, you can punish me with a slap in the ass. ”

“ ……. ”

The Saad Marquis is the source of sadism. The word sadism itself, which speaks sadism in the first place, is the origin of the Saad Apocalypse.

“Isn't that forbidden? ”

“This is the latest one. Earl Saad's reputation is piercing the sky these days. There was no title of Marquis in the Empire at first, but that's what they all call me, because I call the Marquis of our Old Country. ”

By the way, the Dal Thanh and the Marquis of Saad are trending. That's why it's easier to get to him.

“Go, go, go, go. I want that book sharpened now. Soon to be designated a taboo. ”

“Is that so? That's a shame. It was cool to tie it with a rope to make sure love is strong.... ”

“Saad, you bastard! ”

When the rush is over, we can grab him and hang him on the gallows.

“By the way, don't you want to touch it? I changed my mind when the merger disappeared. You don't have to worry about me being offended. I will gladly accept it if it is a matter of unity. ”

Gulp.

I swallowed dry saliva without even knowing it. I didn't have the courage to touch it easily because I had a butt like this in front of my eyes. I felt like I was going to snap my fingers and bounce right off.

“Huh, chicken. ”

“What?"

“No. Soliloquy. ”

He straightens his posture and looks like nothing happened.

“As expected, Your Majesty was correct after preliminary treatment. ”

“Bar, Valpurgis? What does she say? ”

“Joint forces are experienced in world history, but strangely, they say it's steamy for women. ”

“Hehe!”

I never thought Valpurgis would put a knife in my heart.

“That's why you said it was better. ”

“... You're very polite. First you hit me, then you fix me. ”

“I'm not done yet. ”

“ ……. ”

The moonlight stares down at me with a cold face.

“Your Highness said that you put your body and mind together. ”

“Well, that's just it. ”

Valpurgis helped me with all my heart. I was greatly blessed.

“But you're frustrated that you haven't been able to attack. Just in case, it didn't help to send a signal that fragrance was sprayed or interested. Somehow, he said that he would come today and waited in bed many times last night. ”

And then I think Valpurgis seduced me a little, a little bit. One day, I thought she wasn't like her for touching her butt. Was that all the signal?

“You know, in politics and war, he said he was an old war veteran, and in women's relationships he thought he was an innocent monk who only saw books. ”

Valpurgis' assessment was truly accurate. You're good at war and politics because you've spent 100 years in this virtual game of Likentiatus.

But I had no choice but to deal with her. I was originally smart on Earth, but I only played in the corner... I mean, it was a nude image.

Nerd can't excel in love…. Even during the game of Defender of Humankind, the Hiro attack had nothing to do with me.

“So the king said, it wouldn't do me much good to stick out my proud butt and seduce me. But I'm amazed at your wisdom today. I didn't think it would be this thick... ”

“What, steam?! I'm done talking!”

When you look at the steam and say the steam really steam, you feel sad.

“If you're angry, you should tell Bavaria first. He said he was going to conquer the empire and couldn't defeat a fiancée in bed, so he was very impressed. ”

He shakes his head excitedly.

“I thought you'd knocked a lot of women over just as soon as you reached out to me, but you were sympathetic. ”

“…… just keep watching. ”

When I turn my horse to escape the crisis, I hear this report again and say a word.

“Well... But I don't care if it's not a merger. ”

“Really?"

She turns to you in a dull voice when asked about it.

“Here's the next issue. ”

The current situation was actually not good. The undead army of Pezamut is currently engaged in a battle with the Second Holy Ghost Army.

“I can't believe the Holy Ghost's son is working with the Emperor. ”

“The emperor's handiwork is good. Much of the territory will be devoted to the Demon Lord. ”

Pezamut has entered the imperial office again as planned. This time, I did not get lost, but there was a problem. The emperor quickly gave the title to the second Demon King Holy Ghost.

“Suddenly, it was the Demon King vs. the Demon King. Both sides of the equation are ice cubes. Pushing, pushing, pushing. The battle continues. ”

“And the other side? ”

“Your army, which was originally supposed to march on two axes with His Majesty Peshmut, is sitting on the ground as a commander's disappearance. In the north, the governor of Hessen-Kazelle is defending against Bavaria. ”

Hessen-Kazelle was assigned Wurzburg, which was ruled by the Demon King Parza by the Emperor. He is so rugged on the north side of Bavaria as a thorn in our neck.

“What about the Emperor? ”

The emperor now says he's having a great time pressuring Bohemia while I'm gone.

“The emperor craves prosperous Bohemia because of the devastation of his office. ”

Although the Emperor is with King Bohemia, Bohemia is close to the municipality. It's like they're living alone, even though they pay taxes and obey the Emperor.

However, the emperor who needed money and land was not satisfied with it. So, as the owner of the crown, I went out asking for a different rule than before.

“Even in Bohemia, the voice of the imperial battle is rising, but it is not easy to decide. I think he's the emperor. ”

Even if you lose a tooth, it is a tiger. The emperor was fearsome.

“I think I need something. ”

“This body has to do it. ”

I was going to run to Bohemia and stand at the forefront of the anti-emperor front.

“King Seizure Quvald has promised before. I will make arrangements for you to speak at the Bohemian Parliament. ”

“I'm sure it'll work. If you say the honorable Duke Vitenbier-Basel will come at a difficult time like this, everyone will welcome you. ”

While you're trying to build the Anti-Emperor front, if the Imperial Giants want to help, everyone will welcome you with a pair of hands. We discussed a few more issues and then closed the report.

“Together, it's time for an appointment. ”

“Okay, I'll go with you. ”

“Do you mind if I join you? ”

Valpurgis, I've decided to tell Marie everything I've been hiding and what happened during the disappearance. Marie was briefly back at the convent, so she made an appointment just in time for her return.

“You are a valued colleague, moon and moon. Besides, you already know a lot about my secrets. I hope you'll join me in the future. ”

“Very well. If it pleases you. ”

We went to the rendezvous point together and Valpurgis and Marie were waiting.

“Marie, you're here early. ”

“It was important. I was in a hurry. I'm glad you're back, by the way. I don't know how worried I was. ”

“I'm sorry."

“Bastard, you shouldn't leave your fiancée behind. ”

I apologized again and said I'd say a few words about what happened. Marie shakes her head as she explains why she brought a date.

“That's all right. You brought it here because you deserve to hear it. ”

Well, I guess there's been a change in women's relationships between me and my disappearance. I feel like I've cleared up traffic. I don't really know.

“Your highness. ”

The moonlighting is courteous to Valpurgis. It is said that Valpurgis was officially pre-emptive while I was missing.

“Lord Daltagnan. ”

“It was as you said. My butt didn't work either. Your heart is all I can trust now. ”

He stares at me with Valpurgis' splendor on his horse. I've been taking off my helmet since the curse lifted, but I haven't gotten used to it yet. I wonder why I keep getting a conscience when I see that sparkly look in my eyes.

“Okay. I'm actually pretty confident about that. I've never seen anything bigger and prettier than me. ”

I don't know what you're talking about, but she gives me a nod.

“Yes. That part is not a little angel. It's angelic.”

“I was honored to have bathed with you. He was indeed a charismatic prodigy after pre-election. ”

I felt a sense of isolation.

“Marie, let me in, too. ”

“Quiet. Don't faint on your first night, because our little angel is huge.“ Stingy. ”

“ ……. ”

We need to talk more so we can't find the main story. Let's get to work. You know, I'm the shiniest when I talk about work.

“Let me tell you something important. ”

When he got up, the three women suddenly became serious.

“What I'm about to tell you is the secret of the world. We don't even know the most brilliant minds in the empire. It's a secret that only the dignitaries share in anxiety. ”

Marie sighs a little, I say. I wonder if Valpur had been told by the goddess before going to the church.

“The end is coming to the Likentiatus system. We have to deal with this with human power. For him, there is one thing to do first. ”

“What is it? Apply.”

Valpurgis asked me what I had in mind.

“Kill the Emperor and consolidate the political system of the Humans and the Horsemen. ”

“What?"

I didn't think it would be an answer like this, or everyone was surprised.

“I will also place the Maw on the throne of preemption. We will choose six humans, six horsemen, and 12 people in total. Humans and Mages must join forces to prepare for the end of the world. ”

“But Balor, who controls them? Without an emperor, it would take me a long time to vote for a new emperor in a politically difficult time like this. ”

“Valpurgis, after all, the Mages do not acknowledge the emperor of men. So we need a new leader to lead the pre-emptive order of humans and horses. ”

“What is it? ”

A new position will emerge for him that has never existed in the Empire.

“Großer Kurf? rst. I'll be there. ”