Hero without Blood or Tear

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The trivial death of Duke Conrad, a political giant, left blue. Especially the fact that I was there encouraged even more rumors.

But in the end, that was it. Much of Bohemian talent welcomed his death. Duke Conrad's clan stoops but kneels in turn to my gentle threats. And after a full day, when Roelin, the Rose Demon King, arrived in Prague, no one thought of the poor Duke anymore.

“Wow! Yay! ”

“Welcome to Prague! ”

Roelin enters Prague in the heat of civilian greetings. When she revealed in Parliament that Roseland would support Bohemia, she gained even more power. Then a crucial incident happened.

“What? The Emperor is dispatching a regime? ”

I glanced at the report of the bounty hunter.

“Who's coming? ”

“Erl Merdegrass. ”

“Hmm…. ”

You're the one I remember. He was a discreet and wise line of Cardinal Klerzle on the ground.

“The emperor seeks to avoid war at all costs. This is a fine vessel. Merdegras is capable. Besides, he must have brought a lot of gifts. I'm sure they'll gain Congress' trust and try to stabilize Bohemia again. ”

The nobles of Bohemia may reconsider the rebellion if they know it's a conversation and a compromise. They don't have to fight the Emperor if they can guarantee their freedom.

“What should I do...? ”

“Is he that talented? ”

I nodded.

“Abilities are also abilities, but his own family is famous in Bohemia. Lots of connections, that's all. ”

“Obviously, it's annoying to have connections. How about an assassination?”

“No. I'm under suspicion for Duke Conrad. Don't get involved again. ”

“So what do we do? Valrusted of Wisdom. ”

“... It's not like there's no way. ”

I can assure you, moonlighting never hides its surprised look.

“What kind of scheme comes out so quickly every time? You're an optimistic life for pushing people down. ”

“It pains me to want to deny it, but I can't deny it. ”

Obviously, I've lost my head in politics and taking down the opponent. On the other hand, the rest of it just feels normal.

“There's nothing to worry about. It's possible because I planted the seeds in advance. ”

“Seeds?”

“Yes."

I think of the conman who's being held hostage. I hope everything's okay.

“Cardinal Klerzle is a gentleman, but in Bohemia he's considered a villain. ”

“That's what the coalition did. ”

“Yes, this Earl Merdegras is a disciple of Cardinal Clezle. We have to use it.”

* * *

That day, I gathered the citizens in the square and spoke again.

“The Axis of Evil is coming! ”

Citizens flinch at a sudden warning.

“Axis of Evil? ”

“I heard that Cardinal Klerzle's apprentice is coming to the regime. ”

Chug chug chug.

I raised my voice to the appearance of clearly shaking citizens.

“The evil Cardinal sent his cubs to Bohemia! Wise citizens! We must prepare for disaster! At this rate, Bohemia will be subdued and destroyed by the Emperor! ”

I provoked citizens by purposefully accusing them of being primitive. Congress closed their eyes to this. because it was the right thing to do.

This propaganda and propaganda continued until Earl Merdegras, the regent of the emperor, came to Prague, the capital of Bohemia.

Speechless.

As a spectacular regime group emerges through the gates, the citizens become more agitated. Everyone's eyes widen, but they don't attack the Emperor's regime lightly.

“The Axis of Evil is here. ”

“The devil hit the cub. ”

As far as the parties are concerned, both Prague, humans and the Horsemen despise the regime. I was also looking down at it from the balcony of the three-story building.

“Prepare? ”

“Look over there. Merge.”

“Ah, here he comes. ”

Two wagons from the alley are approaching the road. At this rate, we'll intercept a regime group crossing the central highway in Prague.

They stop at the end of the alley, looking up at the balcony and waiting for a signal. I wave as the regime approaches. Then the waiting men nod, dragging the dirty wagon out onto the road.

“Whoa!”

The regent's party pulls on you in a hurry. And I was angry at those who brought the wagon out of shock.

“You bastards! How dare you block the way! Get out of my way! ”

“My Lord, I'm sorry. ”

“Ugh! What a stench! ”

“I don't blame you, but we're transferring urine... ”

“What! How dare you interrupt the regent's passage with your butt bucket! ”

“I'll clean it up in a minute. No, until I curse... ”

There was a disturbance below as planned. Besides, he's our peacekeeper who moves that bucket over there. The user pretends to be polite and is responsible for scratching the target's nerves.

“No, you don't poop? You might find a wagon carrying a piece of shit on the road. ”

“What the fuck? ”

“Do noblemen come out of their butts with gold? Bleeding.”

The regime in the middle of the commotion dried up. He seems to have already noticed the subtle atmosphere of Sanaara Prague.

“Stop it. There's no need to make a fuss. ”

But it's too late. The real smoke of our people was rising to its peak.

“Damn it. It's dirtier than this shit. Tsk!”

“What! I can't take it anymore! ”

The man standing in the lead explodes and slaps the target with a whip.

Ta-da!

With a cheerful sound, our duc rolls around.

“Aigoo! They're catching people! ”

The Prague citizens, who watched him squeal and die, murmured. I'm being thought of as an axis of evil, but from the beginning, I can't help but resent it.

The regent's party is bewildered by the different air. The man who wielded the whip hurriedly lowers his hand and looks around. But the ducal palace I planted was not one man. One who was mixed up among the citizens shouted.

“Put 'em in the trash! ”

Then everyone seemed to be tempted. It was definitely a good way to insult the regime without seeing blood. Since the Emperor sent them, they cannot be beaten or knifed.

However, there is no place in the bucket to be cheerful and unharmed. The citizens of Prague stepped forward, satisfied with the offer.

“Let's go!”

“Throw them in the can! ”

“Waaaahhhh!”

The strong men rushed in, and the regent's escorts were bewildered. They wear longswords around their waists, holding Halberd in their hands, and are well armed. He had a pistol and a breastplate.

But that won't break the heads of the people in Halberd. I tried to push the citizens to the hillbilly pole, but the numbers were off. As some citizens spread their poop and started spraying, well-dressed escorts retreated in terror.

“Wow! Take the regent! ”

“Welcome to Prague! Sir!"

During this time, the group pulls the regent's party out of their horses. The regime and its officials struggled against him, but it was useless.

“Draw your sword! ”

“No! You're gonna get us all killed! ”

The regime's escorts are in chaos. If you attack the civilians, you will overcome the crisis immediately, but you will be killed in a subsequent counterattack. It becomes irreversible.

Already in the wagon, the buckets are coming down. When he saw that, a citizen shouted.

“Take the Goi! ”

“Wa-ha-ha!”

The crowd laughs and throws the regent dressed in silk clothing and the group into the trash.

Cheolphuduk!

You sound like you've fallen into the mud.

“Oops.”

I was watching and frowned because I was dirty. When the regent's party pops out, they press their heads into the butt again.

“Smells up here. ”

I can't see any more, so I shake my head and enter the building. However, there was no shortage of commotion in the back.

* * *

Later, I heard that the regent's party who fell in the butthole fled Prague in a split second. The people of Prague sent them away in ridicule.

Though Earl Merdegras came to the regime, he could not bear this insult. Especially for a noble like him.

“What do you think will happen next? ”

I shrug my shoulders at the question of the moonlighter.

“Obviously. The emperor will be marching now. That should do it for me. ”

A few days later, I heard the Emperor's summoning the Imperial Army, and I couldn't help but wonder.

“The empire is only as magnificent as its name. It is in the hands of a united host. ”

“Well, seeing the universe isn't much of a human being. ”

What matters is what the cunning emperor is hiding. The rest was nothing, to be honest.

“The emperor won't just get robbed. Well, he's teamed up with an organization called Crawling Death. ”

Crawling death is the secret to serving death, a great dark warrior. Based in the northern part of the Empire, we don't know what will happen there.

“Even if the lords of the North suddenly come together, you won't be surprised. ”

But that's the extent of what we're considering. The Emperor may show you more than that.

“In the end, this Bohemian case is my fight with the Emperor. The rest is just a bridesmaid enriching the drama. ”

“You want to provoke the Emperor and push him into a corner, revealing a hidden move. ”

“That's right."

“Maybe it's so cool.... ”

“Huh?"

“Oh, no. ”

I thought he was muttering something. I couldn't hear him.

“Prepare to receive guests rather than guests. ”

“You mean they'll rush to the council right away. ”

“Yes, you're very articulate, Mr. moon. ”

I love how fast this woman can turn her head. On the other hand, the Bohemian Parliament sent a fearsome man to the rumors that the emperor had raised an army.

“Haha! I sincerely request your presence in the parliament. ”

Seeing the young nobleman rushing in, I nodded my head as if it were natural.

“Of course. Bohemia and I are already one. I'm going to run for it. Go ahead. ”

“Merge!”

The young nobleman looked impressed. Well, it's okay to be trivially inspired by the act of a cup like this. When I came to Parliament, I was already in a commotion with the members of Congress.

“Let's get the army together! ”

“Propose a special symptom as you need to secure a budget! ”

If there was anything different, it was that everyone had already decided to go to war. However, he was struggling with how to conduct this war.

“The Duke of Vallarsted von Wittenbier-Basel is about to enter! ”

As the acolyte shouted loudly, the council murmured and hung up. And all the senators stood up and greeted me.

“Merge! Welcome! ”

The chairman also came down from the chair and ran in front of me. Everyone's gaze was on me.

“Chairman, do you mind if I speak? ”

“Of course you do! Instead, we're asking for you! Haha!”

“Thank you for your consideration. ”

I felt their emotions in front of the senators. I had hoped he would do something about it. In that case, Dory, you have to answer to him.

“I will tell the esteemed senators to put down all their fears. ”

“Oh!”

I haven't even started yet, but I'm already impressed.

“This fight will certainly not be easy. But I have a trick that can solve this crisis. ”

“Oooh!”

The senators were all eager to hear what the potion was.

“What!”

The elderly chairman cried out, impatient. Then I looked up one finger and said,

“The new king of Bohemia. ”

Now is the time to bring Friedrich to Bohemia after Premiering Pfalz, a giant west of the Empire. And when Pfalz and the emperor claim to own the crown of Bohemia for blood, they take out the spleen.

The long-standing jockey, the Steel Precedent Philipp.

If you show up with Pfalz's golden scroll, which you thought he was missing, all the new regimes will come together. When Friedrich is king of Bohemia, attacking Pfalz will not bring him back.

“A king with a rich and powerful army will come to Bohemia and bring you victory! ”

Only to me, of course.

Now we put up a fight with the big boys, and then we're gonna go back behind our backs and eat our arms off.

“Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh. ”

My long-awaited Pfalz is now mine.