Hero without Blood or Tear

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I was invited to the Empress's bedroom that night. Callione is hanging by my arms, glittering.

“I've never been here in person before. I'm sorry I've been so careless. ”

“It was too much, to be honest. Lord.”

“I have nothing to say. We're always together after the ascension. ”

“I like that. All right, come on in here. ”

What would Calliope's bedroom look like? The elegance of the Empress...

“Hmph!”

Immediately after entering, the prediction completely slipped. I groaned.

“Lord! How are you?" Do you feel my love? ”

Somehow it was full of my paintings. Calliope made the best painter draw it. “

“It's all a reconstruction of the master in my memory. ”

“... I think you're too sweet. ”

“First of all, this is the picture of the Lord proposing against my beauty. ”

“I've never done that! ”

“Shame on you.”

Callione introduced all the paintings, smiling as if she knew them all.

“The last scene is of the master slaughtering a man crouching in his grave. ”

The struggle against the one crouching in the grave only cost me his life and cut off a finger. I even reached death's door for it.

I mean, there was a different history going on here.

Here I was making scenes like Calione and the love of the century, the warrior who defeated everything. Oh, my God, this guy had a flower field in his head.

“Now, wait a minute? What is this painting? ”

Some of them were quite dangerous. I'm tearing Callione's clothes with my evil face and rubbing her crying head.... Oh, my god.

This was, like, the color of the horse that insulted a virgin so pure that there was no excuse. However, Callione's explanation was more plausible.

“It's my first night with the Lord. Hehe.”

“What?"

I felt like my jaw was going to fall off because I was ridiculous. My first night with Calliope was romantic, I recall. I worked pretty hard for her in my own way. Moreover, at that time, I remember groaning because I couldn't unwind Callione's complicated dress because the Nerd water wouldn't run out.

“I swear to the boiling abyss... that never happened. ”

It was a cute memory of feeling a green love. I'm not the devil who turns his eyes over and insults Callione's secret place.

“Did you see that? Did you see that? ”

“Yes! I'm here to see you! I begged.”

“ ……. ”

Then again, a few years ago, there was a time when Sharthier and Roelin were avoiding me with strange expressions. Roelin's not ready for me yet! He says, "I ran away." Sharti's cheeks are red.

“Could it have been you? ”

“Aaaaah! It hurts! Lord, temples hurt! ”

“Why don't you get rid of that painting? ”

“No, Sirah! The Lord has nothing to say to me. ”

“Ugh!"

You're actively digging in on the clever apology.

“Hnng... I'll be good to you from now on. ”

“Don't think you can say a few words easily. Lord.”

“So what do I do? ”

“It's simple. All you have to do is listen to my small request. ”

Suddenly, I felt ominous. But before I could answer anything, Callione handcuffed me.

“Huh?"

What are you trying to do? Actually, these are handcuffs you can take off in a second, but Calliope's mouth will pop open.

“Hehehe.”

“Mr. Callione? I feel a little weird smiling. ”

Tuck.

Callione pushed me into the Empress's spacious bed instead of answering.

“I felt a great vacancy in the bed because there was no master. ”

“No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This bed is the queen size... or the empress size. ”

“Hold still. Lord.”

For some reason, Callione's eyes were dull. I was bitten completely by desire.

“Chuen.”

I came closer, scrubbing the saliva off my mouth with the back of my hand. Her prowling body catches on in a choking fashion.

“Not bad, Joo. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna have a taste. ”

Callione takes off her fancy crown and puts it next to the table.

“If you can't stand it, just count the jewels on this crown. ”

“Oh, no! Callione!”

“It's cute to rebel. Lord. But your lower half is not as honest as his mouth. ”

“What the hell are you doing seeing that line? ”

“The Marquis of Saad. Huhuhuhuhu.”

Marquis Saad, you pompous bastard!

Hans did not hang him in time. But now he's old and dead and has nowhere to go. Soon, Callione's Island Corn began to cling to my body like a leech.

“Sa, help me! ”

* * *

After being retired for four days in Callione's bedroom, he is barely released.

“I feel like I've lost something precious. ”

In front of the greed of the woman who would become my wife, the dignity of the person who would become my wife could not be protected. I still felt the touch of persistence and lust all over my body. It's as sticky and dense as a snail...

That's it. Let's stop this characteristic. It's only 19 gold.

Fortunately, Calliope was too busy picking a successor to ascend. I escaped the empire of the Mages without missing that gap.

The destination is Lake Boden, ruled by a loving mother. Lake Boden is a few places that have avoided disasters during the last apocalypse. At that time, the beloved Mother became famous by accepting many refugees.

A few days north of the Horse Empire in the south is Lake Boden. I traveled on horseback to feel the joys of the journey, even for a short while with teleportation.

“Philly, this guy. You're very strong.”

Even after a long time passed, Fili was still strong. It must have been because he fed the Grosse Glockner 500 years old mandrakes. After taking the elixir like it was food for a lifetime, Philly turned into half a monster.

“Hiiiing!”

“Yes, yes. ”

A few days later, the Boden appeared. This time I contacted them in advance, so the Elven Guard welcomed me as a special example. I went straight to meet my loving mother.

“Western, welcome. I'm so glad you came. ”

She's no different from the old days. It was perfectly clean and elegant like a goddess.

“How are you? ”

“I was just waiting for you to come back. ”

“Sorry I'm late. But I won't be saying goodbye anymore. ”

I'll give you the essence now. I told you it's time to ascend. Then, the loving mother was delighted, but something caught her.

“What's the matter? I have anxiety on my face. ”

“Well... actually. The pollution in the lakes is getting worse.”

There are many people who have settled since the end of the world. It seems that if the population grows near the lake, the water quality will also fall due to living water or feces.

“I see you're still clean. ”

“Up until now, I've been able to purify myself. ”

“You must have done well.”

There are multiple lakes in this area to the west of Lake Boden as well as to Neuchatel. That's what I've been dealing with.

“But I could do it with my magic. But now that I'm gone... ”

“Well, that's a problem, too. It's hard to fit directly on the planet when you're feeling confident... Why don't you put a spell on the believers? ”

“That way, a clergyman who's skilled enough to cleanse this giant lake won't be here long. ”

From what I hear, yes. When she gains her conviction, the Church will also launch a new one. It will take some time to raise a high priest. In the meantime, it's hard to purify the lake.

“Let's think about it. There's got to be a way. ”

“Yes, Western. ”

A few days later, the loving mother ran to a bright face. However, something scary happened just by running.

Rumble, rumble, rumble.

“Huff.”

You're hopeless. I can't believe you're shaking your heart without knowing it's coming.

“Western! I've found the perfect magical item to fill the purification void. It is said to have the highest level of purification in the material system. ”

“Good. What's your name? ”

“It's the tears of the goddess. ”

“Hmm? Clumsy? ”

He said the name was a bit like that, but he was sure of his abilities.

“Where can I get one? ”

I said I'd be happy to help you save it. With those ‘tears of the goddess', the loving Mother will be able to ascend with peace.

“Not in Likentiatus. This is from the Dragon Auction. ”

“Dragon auction? ”

Mother, who was kind to my question, showed me the catalog and pointed to one corner.

The tears of the goddess - a crystal of tears shed by an extra goddess of some world. It is said to have been confiscated by a surplus goddess who had consumed her wealth with alcohol and snoring. >

“This should do it. What's a dragon auction? ”

“There is a secret military town called Conferentia Draco. It's a free city of dragons on many planets. ”

“Oh, was there such a place? ”

“Yes, it's a thriving and wonderful place. Only a dragon can visit, but you can invite one per dragon. ”

A luxurious city where dragons gather... I'm intrigued.

“It's a place where dragons cast off their dignity and indulge in fun. Everyone walks around the city in human or pseudo-human form. ”

Maybe it's some kind of theme park. in that you can play in a different way than usual.

“There are all kinds of facilities. Dragon Auction is one of them. The precious treasures gathered in each system are arriving. ”

“It's not the same level as an auction house. Dragons are famous for their money. ”

“That's how you get goddess stuff. ”

Obviously it is.

“What are you hesitating about? Let's go. Don't worry about the money. I'm the richest man in the universe. ”

I am so overwhelmed with money for the astronomical wealth of the boiling abyss. When I assured her not to worry about the money, the loving mother became happy.

“Thank you, Western. I was worried about money. ”

It was inevitable that the loving mother spent all her wealth in caring for the many people since the end of the world. Before the ascension, she was a kind woman who worried about her people until the end.

I think I was quite worried about the money, but when I said I would fix it, I thanked you so many times.

“There's no need for that between us. ”

“No, thank you very much. Western.”

We went straight to Conferentia Draco, taking the horn out of the way.

“Wow, there are all these places! ”

It was a strange world. I thought it was a theme park, but it was a theme park. Through the colorful houses, each man and woman was joyfully wandering around in their fancy outfits.

“They're all dragons, aren't they? ”

“Yeah, it's got horns, right? ”

“I see.”

I was distracted by the amazing sights everywhere. The auction was a date tomorrow anyway. We have embraced the power of this free city. But then I heard a strange sound.

“Pick up a penny... Just a penny... ”

What is this?

“Give this poor homeless person... a penny... ”

I felt a strange strangeness. I think I've been there before.

“Western, what's the matter? ”

When the loving Mother wondered, I pointed to one side. You hear a murmuring sound beyond the crowded men and women.

“I've been hungry for three days... Please, at least a piece of bread..." ”

His loving mother tilted her head.

“That's odd. This is a place without beggars. ”

“Really?"

“Only the richest dragons come. The companions are great. I can't have beggars in the first place. Even when beggars appear, gold coins spill all over the place. ”

Then what? More questionably, you head to the place where you hear sounds. And there I found a familiar face.

The Demon King's Horn on his head, with a cheeky goat beard in his guilt.

“Oh, my God! ”

Obviously it was Pezamut. Peshmut didn't seem to have found me yet.

He looks sad and gets up from his seat and goes into the alley. Clearly, there's a pile of rubbish inside. A few moments later, Pezamut returns to the streets with something in his hand, and his eyes meet mine.

Tuck.

I broke a 10,000 rib while ripping it out of Pezamut's hand. I barely asked him to open his mouth.

“… Why did you come out of there? ”