Heroine Saves A Gentleman

It is said that Cheng Shiqi drank the monkey wine with Mongolian sweat medicine and was looted into the mountain temple.

After a while, I woke up, only to feel that he and his guards were tied back to back to the pillar in the middle of the hall.

A big, dark, fat monk was sitting on a stool in front of him, sharply sharpening a sharp knife.

The monk had two cheetah eyes with bronze bells, a pair of broomstick eyebrows facing the sky, his face was full of flesh, and gold needles hung deep in the eyebrows, giving him a fierce look.Seeing Cheng Shizhao wake up, he laughed, stood up, and said: "Little ones, get the equipment."

There were two young men who also dressed as monks. They brought two copper basins, both of which were filled with half a basin of water, and two bundles of hemp rope and two cover cloths.

The fat monk passed the sharply polished knife in the basin, wiped it dry with a cloth, and stepped forward.

I think that Cheng Shizhao has been pampered since childhood, and Jin Zunyu has grown to such a big age.

It's the first time that even Kyoto has left, so no one has seen such a battle.

It was scared to be two battles.

I just kept begging for mercy: "The Buddha's mercy has saved the villain's life. The villain has a lot of money in his family. You can send it back from the person to take it back to the Buddha. Rebuild the temple for the Buddha and let the Bodhisattva again Plastic body!"

The fat monk laughed, stepped forward, and blocked Cheng Shiqi's nose and mouth with the dirty cloth.

He tore open his clothes, revealing a white and tender chest.

Take two strands of twine to restrain the skin, and raise the sharp sharp knife.

"Ru Xiu wants Luo Xi, a fat sheep like you, there are not one thousand but eight hundred slaughtered in the hands of the sajia. You and others are talking about it, just want to delay the time and live."

Cheng Shiqi was so frightened that she burst into tears, and she couldn't speak, just screamed in her mouth.

The monk cat plays like a mouse, teasing with the tip of a knife on his chest, and said: "So that you can understand that the Sajia is not a laborer. The Sajia's surname is Huang Ming Tiangu, known as Zhenshan Tai Sui. I am tired of this world. , I shaved myself and became a monk, but I got 3,000 troubles and occupied this mountain temple to do this merciful deed. Now that you have drunk a bowl of monkey wine in our temple, now you have to pay back your heart to serve your grandfathers, and you have the right to use it as wine money. But you don't have to be afraid, this cut is very fast, and today next year will be your death anniversary!"

I was about to use that knife to pierce my heart, but I heard a tumult outside the door, and a few rushed in.

Muttering in his mouth: "Master, Master, I have got a few more fat sheep, and I am coming up the mountain with pressure."

Huang Tiangu scolded: "You few rubbish birds, today the existing stall has not been cleaned up, why did you tie up the fat sheep again? Grandpa, I have confessed several times that I only do one ticket business a day, but don't be greedy. "

Those few laughed and said, "The little ones are greedy. It is my Buddha's compassion. I want to send this great deed to the master. Shicai passed by two beautiful young ladies with four or five companions. I say that I am a devout and honest people, I will worship at every temple, and insist on going up the mountain to worship the Buddha. The young ones want to stop but can't stop them, they can only use the wine hemp to turn over her followers, and now suppress the two ladies together. ."

Huang Tiangu said, "But there is such a good thing? I am waiting here for free, and there is no shortage of objects. It is precisely the lack of a few oppressive ladies. Today is the Bodhisattva pitying me and showing great compassion. Let's look at these few. How does the lady look like."

Everyone in the hall laughed and said, "He should be grandpa's day of joy today!"

As they were talking, I saw that the young men carried a few stunned brawny men into the hall, followed the two little ladies in a twisty manner, and were helped in by two maids.

I saw the two ladies, their skin was like condensed fat and their eyes were like autumn water.

Straight ahead, the Nine Heavens Fairy descended to the mortal world, and suspected that the Moon Palace Chang'e had come to dream.

It is a face of a sinking fish and a wild goose, and the appearance of a closed moon and a shame flower.

How everyone had seen such stunning beauty was dumbfounded.

The two ladies were very frightened, shy and blush, and did not dare to look up at people.There were two maids, one fat one and one thin one, who were helping to enter the hall.

The maid was so fat that she was trembling.The thin one, with apricot eyes and cheeks, was rather clever and bold. He stood in front of him and said, "My lady devoutly worships the Buddha, why do the masters earn me and wait here? If you want money, you can take whatever you have in your baggage. I just ask the masters to show mercy and let us go down the mountain. I will definitely burn incense and pray every day, thanking the master for his compassion."

The murderers laughed loudly: "If there is no shortage of gold, no silver, just want a little lady to be a wife."

Huang Tiangu saw the two women who looked like human beings. He was overjoyed, and his heart was itchy.

Tugging at the monk's robe, pretending to be gentle, sang a fat man: "The two little ladies are born with such a beautiful appearance, and they really admire the family. The family has a big business here, and they have a lot of gold and silver for the ladies. A big bowl of wine and meat is for the ladies to eat and drink. If the two ladies are willing to do it well and follow the example of Na'e, the three of us will be a happy husband and wife here for a lifetime. In addition, these two young ladies can also choose the Ruyi Langjun among my brothers. , To form a mandarin alliance."

The maid showed a surprised expression, and said shyly: "Master is a monk, how can you be a husband and wife?"

Huang Tiangu said: "Seeing the beauty of a lady, even the holy monk can't hold back, and he has to return to the vulgar. The Buddha can't escape this catastrophe, and he turned to hold the bhikkhuni tightly. That's a lot of control to become a monk."

The maid concealed her face and said, "What if I insist on waiting?"

Huang Tiangu darkened his face: "Then it's no wonder that Sajia doesn't understand Lianxiangxiyu, so he just stripped Er Deng off his clothes and took out his heart and liver to drink."

The maid stayed on the ground, sobbing and crying, and said: "Bitterness, bitterness, pitiful heaven. Let me fall into the hands of this wicked man. Ladies, I have no choice but to get from the mountain king. It is important to save my life. "

Two "Ladies": "..."

Zhou Xiaoxiao acted well and acted vigorously.

Suddenly heard an "Ah!" from the hall.

Everyone looked back, and it turned out that Cheng Shiqi was tied to the pole at the beginning, and he was sure to die. The three souls and seven souls were bluffed to half.The Venus burst out in front of me, and the bronze drum rang in my ears.

Shicai woke up slowly, and could hear a woman crying and talking.

The voice seemed familiar, so he opened his eyes and saw that the crying woman was actually Zhou Xiaoxiao and her chubby maid.

There are two other glamorous ladies behind Zhou Xiaoxiao, who looked very familiar, but they couldn't be named.

Cheng Shiqi made a careful identification, and suddenly found that these two women were Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi posing, she couldn't help but "Ah!"

Fortunately, he was not too stupid, so he changed "Ah, Brother Huang, help!" promptly changed to "Ah! The emperor-King Huang, please!"

Only then did Huang Tiangu think of Cheng Shizhao this person. He estimated in his heart: These women are crying and crying, and they will not give in easily.Let me dig my heart out of this fat sheep in public, and bluff them.Tell them not to follow me from Grandpa.

Unexpectedly, when he was about to turn around, Zhou Xiaoxiao rushed to his feet, grabbed the hem of his clothes, and whimpered: "Miss said, as long as the king promises three things, he will follow the king! Ooo!"

Cheng Shizhao and Yu Xingzhi: "..."

Juanzi: "Uuuuu..."

Huang Tiangu was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Don't say three things. As long as the ladies agree to be a husband and wife with the Sajia, three hundred things will be done."

Zhou Xiaoxiao said: "My lady is the daughter of a good family. If the king sincerely asks for marriage, she must set up a banquet and bow down to the world before we can get married with the king."

Here stretched out his hand to pull Yu Xingzhi, "Miss, do you think it is not?"

Yu Xingzhi smiled beautifully, raised his sleeves to cover his face, turning his head away.

Huang Tiangu saw that his body was crunched for the first time, and he had no mouth to agree: "Well, so, let the little ones go to the banquet and salute in a moment."

Zhou Xiaoxiao said again: "Secondly, since he has formed a family with the king, he is a family. The servants of these families, the king must not harm their lives. After the ceremony is completed, they must be released down the mountain and let them go back by themselves. That's it."

Then he pulled Cheng Shizhao and said, "Miss Biao, you can talk too."

Cheng Shizhao's face flushed, he glared at Huang Tiangu, and turned away.

Huang Tiangu thought to himself that the little ladies were ignorant, and what Sajia Xia Quan could do and promised you was just to save these people overnight.

After staying in the bridal chamber tonight, I secretly took it down the mountain and killed it. I just coaxed it to be released home, but you can't help it.

These two ladies, one gentle and demure, the other charming and pleasant, should let me enjoy the blessings of all people.

Suddenly itchy, I can't wait to get into the bridal chamber.

In his mouth, he promised without a word.Urgently asked: "What about the third thing?"

Zhou Xiaoxiao smiled and said, "The third one is simple. My lady is a pious and honest girl. Since she has a good relationship with the Bodhisattva, she must be as usual for three days in order to thank the gods. The newly married three days are like vegetarian food and must not kill. Marriage also has to follow etiquette. In these three days, it is impossible to kill people, or to kill chickens. For these three things, if the uncle replied, we will die and stay here."

Huang Tiangu scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, overjoyed: "Du Yi, Du Yi. This person does not kill, nor does the chicken kill. Only with the ladies, he and his wife, Heshun couple."

When Cheng Shiqi heard Huang Tiangu's promise that neither humans nor chickens would be killed, she was a little relieved.

Seeing the opportunity, Shizhao winked at the stroke of wiping his neck, and Cheng Shizhao glared at him, indicating that he was safe.

Only a few moments later, these people rectified a few tables of vegetarian feasts, and randomly laid out some red candles and wedding cloths.

Arrange a solemn Buddhist hall into a hall of joyous nights.

Someone also found two pieces of red cloth and placed them on the heads of Yu Xingzhi and Cheng Shizhao.

He helped them to the wine table and started a banquet.

All the monks here took off their monk robes and changed their costumes. There were some wild flowers and grass behind their ears, laughing and laughing.

A few more took out some suona drums and beat them around.

Pity this solemn ancient temple has turned into a cannibal cave.

In the Palace of Guangsha, I saw that group of demons danced wildly.

It is ridiculous to be full of eyes, who cares how many wronged souls wander behind him.

Huang Tiangu changed into a new tuft of robes, added a beautiful waistcoat, wrapped his bald head with a green square scarf, draped with red silk flowers, and happily became a bridegroom official.

The whole hall shouted congratulations in unison, taking turns to toast, Huang Tiangu laughed, and no one refused.

Pushing the cup and changing the cup for a while, the coveted are staggered.

The whole hall is full of drunks, and the table is full of lunatics.

Huang Tiangu was very drunk and drunk.

He stood up, his eyes crooked and his clothes were wide open.

Shaking his fat body and showing his tousled chest hair, he stretched out his big hand like a fan, and then pulled Cheng Shizhao into a mess.

He only said: "Walk around, the lady will soon get married with the Sajia Baitang, and go to the bridal chamber.