Himekishi to Camping Car

Oak Village at dusk, in front of the camper.

At the end of the edge, in front of a stir-fry boiling a large pan.

Naoto, Sophia was in conversation with the orcs.

"In the first place, we don't care about human women."

'Yes, does a human woman have this nose? Can you give me such a beautiful voice? You don't normally have a desire for a woman like that.'

"Oh, then why are you attacking a female knight or something? In fact, there have been cases of assault."

"Yes, how are you going to excuse that!

Naoto and Sofia, the two were in conversation with Grandpa Orcs via Mimi's simultaneous interpreter.

This is the kind of conversation I had because Naoto heard about Oak's obsession with the princess knight.

"Sometimes that's true."

auricular hair Bobo's oak said sighingly.

There, the long-nosed oak arms up and says with his neck clenched.

'I don't know why, Kendo, there's a time like that a while before I grow up. There are times when I think that no one in the world understands me because I'm strangely upset and upset. "

"Yeah, well, guys are gonna be like that all over again."

"Yeah?"

Naoto thought it sounded familiar.

"Well, normally, we just mess around, you know, some of those guys mess around in the wrong direction."

"I'm me, not just an oak."

"I don't want to be an orc who can be a knight."

"Kitchen Two Sick!

"Chiuuuuuuuuuuu? What's that? '

Long-nosed oak hangs his neck.

"Oh, you don't have the concept of middle two in the first place? Eh... it's like a rebellion. It's a transient, head (,) disease."

'Is that the name? Yeah, well, one of the guys who hung up on me attacked the knight.'

'So, well, feel the pull, too. I have trouble getting attacked, but I'm actually bothering you over there.'

"Is that what happened..."

Nod, convincing Sophia.

Shortly after I came to this village - until just now my pneumonia was gone.

"Are you convinced, so"

I thought Naoki was always choking on her reaction.

My father said, "In this world, what I don't know is like a mountain. When I meet something I don't know, I tell you to accept it first."

……

Straight person to round his eyes.

That's the dialogue I once heard.

Shortly after I met her, when I told her about the camper, that's the dialogue she said.

"You..."

"Yeah? Did I say something, Naoto?"

Sophia with her neck hanging.

"No, it's nothing"

"Yeah? But you look like you're saying something."

"I didn't."

"No, you're not."

"I don't look like that...... this is my face when I want an opium!

"Yes, Master"

Patricia rinsed from the side, and gave her an opium.

Naoto buried his face in it.

"Damn, it's still nasty"

That's what I said, deceived, and tried to escape Sofia's pursuit.

And the story of the orcs continues.

"Anyway! We're not interested in human women, we're healthy men."

"That's why it's not normal to grab him and offend him."

"It's hard to be seen like that."

"If you get stuck, don't bother with that one. Come on, kill him. '

"Yes, there are races like female knights and princess knights that stick to us. So if you want to grab it and give it back to me in peace, the second word is," Come on, kill me. "

It's a crime to kill a human woman.

"Is it a sin?

Surprised, I ask with my face buried in the opium.

"Oh, well, murder is a fine sin."

"... that's right"

I don't know what the murder (,) in this case refers to, but straight people thought it was a blind spot if you ask me.

Two, he remembered Mimi as an interpreter between humans and orcs.

I asked the orcs about it.

"But what does it mean to be like Mimi?

"Sometimes it's not gonna heal for the rest of his life."

When the long-nosed oak said, all the oaks around me nodded yeah.

He looks like he has no heart or trouble and feels sorry for someone.

"Oh......"

Naoto was convinced.

I can't help but be convinced that some of them won't heal for life.

At the same time, the way I looked at it has changed.

It's about Mimi's parents.

At first I thought it was a good Romeo and Juliet story tied over the walls of the race, but when I heard the current story, it just seemed like something that stirred up Kitchen II's disease.

"You're the king who made Kitchen Two sick... you're scared"

"That's horrible"

Patricia agrees.

So once the conversation was over, Naoto had a little sip of the booze the orcs poured for him.

I don't care from the middle of nowhere, I told Mimi we didn't need to interpret because we got all drunk shit on each other.

Mimi stood up when she heard that, and called for a toy.

I was wondering where she was going, and there was as many child orcs away as she was, and Mimi hung out there.

Two kids talking about something in the distance.

Mimi said something, pulled the kid oak's hand, and tried to follow him this way, but the kid oak shook off his hand, put his tongue out and stuck it.

"He!"

Suddenly Sophia in favor of Mimi's unfavor.

Naoto woke up from the opium and grabbed her hand and held it back.

"Uh, wait, wait."

"What do you do, straight man, let go"

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you gonna do?

"Whatever you do, you decide. I'm going to punish him for doing that to Mimi."

"Stop it. It's so cool to have grown-ups out about kids."

"But"

"And it's, uh, maybe, but it's there."

"Is it lit? I don't know what you're talking about, Naoko."

"Oh."

An oak of ear hair broke in from the side where a straight man could conquer Sophia.

No heart or face is nimble. I can't be honest with the kids I care about, and the orcs seem the same.

Words don't make sense, but they did somehow.

Naoto toasted with an oak of ear hair.

Naoto and the orcs adults watched Mimi go after the child orcs almost.

I don't know.

"There's a story."

"Oops."

Having seen the sight, Sophia, for a while, put her arms together and twisted her head.

Eventually.

"Orcs were surprisingly... just like humans"

Sounds like it.

"... I'm ashamed of myself for sticking around so far"

"Well, can't you help it? I can't get through the words... and it's caused by people who get sick that words (,) can't get through."

Comfort Sophia.

"All right, I've made up my mind."

"Decided what?

"Let everyone know this story"

"Everybody?

"To all the nations of this continent. I'll be the oak goodwill ambassador and let everyone know the truth."

"... what do you suddenly come up with? You are"

"And take between orcs and humans. Listen to me now, we should all be able to get along better and walk over and make everyone happy."

"No, I may be,"

"Okay, I've made up my mind!

Sophia decided to do so, exasperatedly.

"If you decide to, I'll go, Naoko."

"Where are you going?"

"It's Wang Du, I'll see your father and talk to him now"

"Wait, wait, I'm drinking, it's dangerous to drive drunk, at least tomorrow."

"Then I'll go to bed already"

So I really went back inside the camper and fell asleep.

Later, when Mimi's interpreter told the orcs about it, they all grinned together and laughed bitterly.

The next morning.

Orcs gathered at the entrance to escort the immediate people standing in the village.

Grandma Oak gave Mimi so much treat that she couldn't eat it.

Next to that, the men who drank each other had exchanged promises to resume.

"I'll be back."

"Waiting."

"Ahhh."

Second, I heard a scream.

I wonder what's going on, look in the direction of screaming together.

There, I saw a female knight in a trap.

Orcs, straight people, and Sophia.

Everyone laughed bitterly at it.

"Woman Knight Whee, that's amazing."

"Come on, kill him."

"Oh, I miss something. They say the same thing about Sophia."

"Don't say it, Naoto!

"Oh."

"The woman there! Don't take it easy. Help!

"'Cause what do we do?

"... let it go"

That's what Sophia said, and Naoto grinned.

I'm not abandoning you, rather the other way around.

The Naoks bid farewell to the orcs and drove campers toward Sofia's hometown, the Wang Capital.