Himekishi to Camping Car

Next to this one in the camper.

Sophia, the princess knight, was sitting on a tatami, with her arms tied overhead.

A straight man stands in front of me. Suddenly Sophia frowned.

"Naoto! What the hell is this all about!? Why am I tied up?"

"Wow, all of a sudden. But this is for you too."

"You think it's for me? What are you talking about!

"Well, don't be so absurd about your voice. Just hang in there."

"Sooner or later..."

"Brother! Sister! I'm home!

Mimi is back.

"Oh, I'm home. Yes, cold tea. Drink slowly."

"Yeah! Thank you... thank you... pu ha!

Mimi drank tea with ice all at once.

"Welcome, brother."

"Another drink, are you there?

"It's okay! More than that, brother, that, I got it. Everyone's bringing it now."

"Right."

"Guys...?

Surprising Sophia.

"Is that it? Sister, what are you doing? New play?"

"No! This is Naoto all of a sudden"

"Oh, it would be tough if I tied him up, let him go and run and get caught up in the princess knight whee and storm him 'come on, kill him' on his own"

"So is that."

Mimi said innocently.

"What the hell is going on, Naot? Explain."

"Mimi, is everyone here already?"

"Yeah! I'm ready outside."

Mimi pointed to the rear of the car.

"Okay, go ahead"

"Yeah!"

Mimi jumped out of the car with great joy. Naoto turned to Sofia and said.

"So be patient with me today"

"I have no idea what this is about."

"I'll leave the rice here, so eat when you're hungry. It's still hot today, so I put it on and it's good."

Yes, I left a bowl topped with boiled saumen and minkan just next to Sophia, and a chilled sauce next to it.

He said, "What's wrong with you?

"Oh, that's an unexpected combination, isn't it? But it's good. And I'm going to look over there and I'm going to take care of it."

"Wait, Naot, tell me what's going on. Or you can't eat that, at least take off one hand."

Sophia says, but Naoto doesn't mind getting out of the camper.

"Naoto! Wait, Naoto. Come on, untie this rope! Naoto."

What I saw Naoto out there was the kind of oak I saw in every village, and that was a lot. Most of them were wearing armor and looked like soldiers, but their faces were strangely adorable and not obscure.

Only one (one) of them had an oak clearly dressed differently. He's wearing tailored clothes and makes other oaks feel as dignified as they are.

Oak was standing in front of Mimi and talking about something.

"Ogoogo."

"Ogogo."

Naoto, Orc, who approached Mimi, noticed about Naoto and had been meeting.

Naoto gives back his courtesy and asks Mimi.

"What were you talking about?

"Uh, can I start the ritual? I heard that. I replied by asking your brother."

"Ritual."

"Yeah, ritual. You do that, and you merge Hiccup with Hiccup."

"I see. Then will you tell him I'm begging you?

"Yeah! Ogo-ogo."

"Ohh."

Apron Oak humbly raised his head to Mimi and went back to the other oaks, gesturing and starting to take some command.

The orcs will create an altar.

"You were so peppered by Mimi."

"Pekopeko?"

"Of course."

The way you said you didn't know what you were talking about, Mimi. Tier lined up next to it.

"Surprised, I can't believe this kid was an orc princess"

"Is that it? Didn't I tell you"

"I didn't ask. I've only heard it's a half of an oak and an elf."

Tia has turned her eyes to blame. I don't even look like I'm messing with you a little bit.

"Shit, I forgot to tell you"

"Be a cook if you think it's bad"

"You never want to work"

I like straight people, Tia got hitched. These jab solicitations have increased recently.

"Hey, Mimi, do I have anything to do?

"Mm-hmm. I'm gonna ask you something."

Mimi ran away, heard something from Apron Oak, and came back.

"Well, it's an important ritual, so I'll take care of it."

"Well, if that's the way it is, then you shouldn't."

"Right. Because it's an oak treasure."

"Still, you've been asking that guy for directions since earlier. Could he be a pretty great guy?

"Yeah, I'm from work. He's very close to your father."

"Excuse me?

Naoto twisted his neck and thought. Crush Mimi's words over and over again.

"Aren't you the Regent? politics on behalf of the King."

"Don't be such a great guy!

Naoto thrust into the grand. I never expected that much stuff to come out.

"Are you a great man?

"Oh, my God! That's right!"

"It is."

Mimi called and spoke to Regent Orc.

Oak gently stroked Mimi's head.

Mimi came back and went.

"caressed"

"What did I say?

"Sister, are you a great man? If you hear that, Mimi, be a greater and better man. I was told."

"Heh."

"Never be like your father, never."

"It's important."

Naoto laughed bitterly, the struggle of Regent Orc repeated the word never again.

"Don't be like your father."

"Well, you know, you're like going to a second honeymoon by cheek of country."

"You're struggling."

"When His Majesty was young, he also said he was one wise king a thousand years ago. What?"

"What happened? Whoa."

"... you're struggling"

Tia said. That's what Naoto thought.

In the moment, Regent Oak looks so pathetic.

Preparation for the ritual proceeds. Soldier orcs place various objects around campers.

The most visible was a stone statue of about thirty centimetres with the appearance of an oak.

A lovingly crafted stone statue can be arranged in front of the camper, so much so that the feeling of a straight man is likely to be a prize for a crane game. The stone statue made a circle less than five metres long, then a stone statue of an oak dressed in a large and splendid manner was placed a short distance from it.

"The statue, you mean, that?"

"I guess, in the history of the Orc, you see the only stone statue of Cologne that has ever beaten a demon."

"Heh."

"Well, one win after nine hundred and ninety-nine defeats,"

Stared at the ritual as Tia listened to the explanation.

Eventually, the ritual begins.

First Regent Oak entered the circle, then two (two) soldier Oaks took off their armor and became a piece of hipster. Soldier Orc wandered in the middle of the circle, then stepped back from each other and put his hands on the ground with foreboding.

"... hey, no way"

Besides, I kind of recognised a straight man said.

"Ohh!"

Shortly afterwards, with the signal of Regent Oak, the soldier Oak slammed the ground with a ton of hands, advancing against each other, bumping into each other.

And then I grab your hipster.

"Sumo!

"Already?"

Mimi looks up with naive eyes. I don't know what sumo is.

Tia looked the same, but in the eyes of a straight man, that only made sense for sumo wrestling.

"Brother, what already?

"This is how fat people combine to sumo each other to push and throw each other. If your legs go out on the mound or fall, the rule is you lose."

"It is."

"Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!

"What is he talking about?"

"Eh, here we go! Because."

"I thought you didn't have a sumo!

"Well, it's called sumo wrestling, this"

Mimi says she's innocent. Shortly after, one (one) of the soldier orcs rolled around. The deciding hand is two pitches.

"... I use a rare martial arts technique."

"I see, this is the ritual of the orcs. Sure, this is not for straight people."

"No, no, it's a problem before that. I mean, when it comes to rituals, it's rituals... I don't know if this is good."

"Isn't that okay?

"I wonder if that's okay"

Naoto watched the orcs' rituals (already) as he shrugged his neck.

That sight of bumps, pushes, assembles, and throws since the orcs of a single piece of hipster fit amazingly well. With the exception of the point that the mound is not mound (,), it is little different from the sumo relay I have seen in HNK since I was a child.

The only good stature Regent Orc has is also applauded for it.

Looking carefully, the Orcs seem to be playing a winning battle for the tournament, losing orcs coming off one after the other, orcs in the circle are all intact - just orcs without dirt on them.

Eventually, the last one wins - the moment the winner is decided.

The stone statues begin to glow simultaneously, and at the same time the campers begin to shine a pale light.

"Oh, oh."

Straight man to admire. Shortly afterwards, the light began to shine and subsided.

"Ogo."

"It's over."

"I said it was over, but nothing seems to have changed."

"Master"

I heard voices from behind me. Turning around, there was Patricia.

The moment I saw that I was nicking, I understood that Naoto was a success.

It wasn't a smile, the dreams were packed even more, it grew bigger, it was a beautiful opium that convinced me of success.