Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
222nd Dig: Trial
Trial
side: Cellaria
Minotaurs successfully took it to the negotiations and safely withdrew Eneria's troops.
Properly, we got prisoners, and thanks to the Minotaurs negotiating, we were recognized as a third force that had nothing to do with us.
Along with that, both Zilva and Eneria made it impossible to continue the war any longer.
Either of you, if you ignore the Minotaurs and fight instead of us... it won't bother the Minotaurs, no matter what, but it looks annoying in common sense, so on that pretext the Minotaurs will go to suppression.
So it will be impossible to fight again.
As for the two countries, it became a situation where it was better to form truce agreements or alliances already.
With this, we in the mercenary regiment will be able to move lightly.
Yeah, it was perfect.
But some special forces naked people cause perverse things and it's very problematic.
"So, shall I ask you an excuse?
I ask Goblin, in Weed, who caused this problem in the military's inspection room.
Or Steve, the head of the goblin unit, the demon unit.
"Not guilty!! It's an accident in battle!! I need a lawyer!!
"Lawyers, they're not Earth, so they don't have that profession. Weird thing about her husband's culture."
"'Cause as it is, yuck, perverts are branded..."
"Fool, the suspicion is attempted rape, so it's physically a prison. Or the kidnapping offense also applies"
Yes, the problem Steve caused was attempted rape.
And kidnapping.
"There was only one. Those guys are awkward!!
"So say it. Because I indulge."
I'm the only one who can bring Steve to justice.
No, my husband can also be judged on his position, but my husband is currently busy mediating in Zilva, Enalia, regardless of his incorporation with a demonic army called Minotaur, but Minotaurs have been our men since the beginning.
For once, I am the queen of Weed, and at the same time head of the army.
That my subordinates' failure is my responsibility.
Weed's political affiliation is entirely left to Ellis and Rats representatives, so he's not busier than I expected.
I have a small country, so I have to have meetings and meetings as I do every day.
Regardless, I totally refuse to do anything unnecessary, so I have fun with my daughter every day, and I play games.
And, off the record, this matter is quite problematic.
Steve, my husband's long-time partner, tried to rape me, kidnapped me, and turned a blind eye to such a stupid thing.
Anyway, I know it's caused by misunderstandings and crap, but don't do anything. It can't mean acquittal.
"Damn, dinner with Sakura is gone today."
"... I'm so sorry"
Sakura's rice today is Kirue's tits.
Well, half of them are pregnant, so it's a good thing they don't have trouble with their milk.
Yuki said something about powdered milk, but I'm not kidding about boulders.
You can't give your own child a substitute.
I'm not willing to deny powdered milk per se, but if you have your own boobs, you should raise your own if you have time.
I don't know why you have boobs, and I don't think you have any love.
I'm worried about the kirue giving them boobs because it's time to give birth, but they said we were like a month or so premature, and it was supposed to be by now.
Thanks to our childbirth, we are well prepared and prepared, so we will be able to make it smoother than we were.
You shouldn't.
If you don't finish listening to Steve, you won't be able to sleep with Sakura.
"If you think so, just explain the situation"
"... you got it"
side: Sex Offender Steve
... Something seems like a rude introduction, but now I just have to prove my innocence.
At the time, Oi was on a mission to reduce supplies for enemy reinforcements with ten elite men.
... with hip minnows and short swords.
You can also convince me why.
The guys are just goblins on that continent.
Somewhat the name sold in the Zilva Empire, but elsewhere it's just a naked tribe.
So, as just a demon with no affiliation or shit, he can attack his enemies, and he wants to order them to squander their supplies and take them, looking like wild, naked people.
"Well, he said to check on the enemy."
"... are you seriously going to attack me with this outfit?
"... I'm not supposed to be cold, but my heart is cold."
"… I want to wear clothes"
"... I'm not a pervert..."
Something's terribly low in my men's morale.
They're not special task forces either.
I don't know how you feel, but this is what you do.
"... let's get to work and get dressed."
"" "... hey" "
The purpose had already changed to getting the job done in order to get dressed.
There is no other way.
Because they are civilized goblins.
"I know where the supplies are, and I'm going to finish it."
"" "Ugh." "
And they jumped out of the bushes and tried to attack.
... but I shouldn't have said a word about them.
"Whoa, it's a goblin. You're around here, too."
"Sounds like it. But look at that. I don't even wear those clothes, retard."
"You're going to stink. Oh, I don't want to be like that."
That's what I said!!
Who likes to be naked or something!!
That's why you're so pretty.
"You guys!! I'm going to tell my body who's responsible for all this hard work!!
"Huh?"
"How?
"Didn't you have to kill him?
Wondering subordinates, so yummy says:
"I'm going to pass out and strip you naked!! It reminds us how we feel!!
"" "Whoo-hoo!!
Yes, taking supplies, so I thought I'd peel off what the enemy was wearing.
It was heartfelt to ridicule the enemies when they came out looking like this.
"Oh, what are you doing with all these goblins?
"Just fine. We need to exercise lightly before the war."
"Then one or more of them will drink alone."
"" "I rode that story" "
Oh, my God, we're having a conversation...
"Hin peel him -!
They bravely and resolutely challenged the enemy.
"What is this goblin!?
"One, strong!?
"Grrr!!
And the men want to attack the great army.
"What, these guys, oh, you're naked a guy!?
"Ah, ah, these guys, attack the man!!
"Seriously!! Heh, pervert!!
They went crazy and took supplies and left them naked.
And there's been a case.
"Captain, I'm taking that supplies."
"I get it. Let me handle this one, I'm going to do my job!! You guys, don't let the enemy through!!
"" "Roger!!
If you had repeated the practice of sending one person to collect supplies and even stripping their enemies naked...
"This, the goblin!!
One soldier was slaughtered, so he briefly scolded him, stunned him, and peeled him off in the same way.
Then the man's symbol didn't stick and his chest was huge.
"To?"
For some reason, it looks like there was a woman who was in the war dressed as a man and wrapped her breasts around her...
Rub it all you want.
"You guys!! You can't stop marching on Goblin!!
"General Woolley!? That's it, you guys!!
"" "Wow!
The enemy cheered, in a hurry.
An old man who looks strong is coming this way.
Goblins say they pushed a woman down.
This makes me really sick!!
So......
"Wake up!?
I knocked the old man down and peeled him off before he could be seen.
Then, besides thoughts, the enemy gets upset...
"Captain, this one is over!!
"... Ok, I'm going to retreat here!!
"" "Roger!!
So grown up, I wish I had left...
"Hey, it's this bitch."
"Seriously. Goblin attacked me, so we did it... Oops!?
There was such a real inferior species that I had no choice but to take charge of the woman and run away.
side: Cellaria
"I see. Whatever the motive, keep throwing it away, I'd bust Steve."
"Terrible!?
"In the meantime, I see why the reinforcements' enalia responded to the Minotaurs' demands lightly."
"Hmm? What do you mean? Didn't Minotaur desperately convince you to win prisoners and expenses?
"That's what Lord Hein of Negotiations wanted Minotaurs to meet with a reinforcement general named General Wooly."
"... General Wooly, did you peel off the bread?
"Yeah, that's right. So they stopped fighting the Minotaurs altogether. Oh, right. There's no way you can complain about negotiating someone who gets smashed in the blink of an eye, doesn't take their life, gets stripped naked and lightly deprives them of supplies."
"Uh, come on, Minotaur, do they think you're handing it out?
"Maybe. I was just saying it was crazy that the negotiations were going too far."
But now I know why they were so big.
Did Steve's attempted rape cause him to carry things in good shape?
"I hope it turns out as a whole......, what should we do with the kid Steve brought in?
"You can't just leave like this, can you?
"I'm not being stupid. What do you want me to do? Are you telling me to give that general soldier horses and food? If you do that, they'll think you've turned back on the enemy to the main unit where she's retreating. I mean, I'm going to send him home a lot where he's about to rape me."
"... excuse me"
"If you suck, say goodbye to bandits and demons before you reach the main unit. Once the captives are with us..."
Hmm?
Wasn't there a good one?
"What's going on?
"Speaking of which, Minotaur is captive with collateral for expenses. I wonder if it would be nice to be with her."
"Uh, if so, you said you took prisoner. What does he look like?
"Sure, he's a demon swordsman. So, woman, it's just fine, it's between women. But could his name be... Aegil Thomson?
Minotaur said there's something very weird about her, but she'll be fine.
Even if you have the title of general, you can handle soldiers.
"So, what's the matter with you?
Oh, I forgot.
I had to decide what to do with Steve.
"Guilty"
"Why!? It's force majeure!?
"Right, let's admit there was some force majeure. So Steve is the opponent of the Devil Swordsman and his female soldier."
"Whew."
"Take care of yourself till the end, assuming you've helped."
"... you got it"
Disappointing Steve.
I only know what's going on in this case, and the circumstances are the same, and that's about it.
"Well, Sakura, because your mother is going now!!
After work, I opened the door and ran out.