Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou

Weird goblins in the fantasy world

Side: steve

"Huh."

It's a good day to be alone with two nasty men in the library.

And this is the king's capital of Zilva, the new continent.

Even as we seek to meet, Goblin is less than a slave in this new continent. It is a consumable.

No, is it the same everywhere but weed?

Before, when I went to Minot's to help, a pretty girl like Aegil was going to autopsy me.

Why don't we meet again?

"Huh."

Sigh again.

Then Zargis reacts, who is looking at the book in the same way on the side and doing the examination.

"... It's this way that I want to sigh. If you're tired of reading books, why don't you go train your soldiers?

"No, I won't. King of Zilva, do you invite me to serve you every time? Turn it down every time, and the sight of other greats hurts."

"Uh, that's me, too. Though you studied witchcraft, you taught witchcraft too easily. Again, common sense must be different in the region."

"So this is how you help me find out."

"No, I know why you're engaged in research, but it's not a reason to sigh, is it? I'm the one who gets in the way of solicitation."

"Uh. Um, that one."

"Is that it?"

Damn, this is why the research idiot.

As much as I can see why you're sighing, I'll see!!

"... I was wondering if we'd met."

And after a little silence.

"Oh, again? Nonsense."

That's what Zargis says, and he immediately returns his gaze to the book.

My eyes were stunned by the reaction.

"Hido!? Zargis, this is a place to comfort us!!

But the yuck that manages to regain sanity and raise a protest.

Yes, this is goblin abuse.

No, I don't know if I'm a person.

To a heartbroken goblin opponent, I don't think this attitude is what people do!!

"Who comforts you? Steve's heartbreak will no longer be routine."

"Did they treat you like a routine?!? There's no such thing as no maneuvering on a boulder!?

What's that perception!?

Why are you so familiar with public relations?

No, you're not affirming that I'm laying down a losing streak, are you?

"... even in a pulling cage research position. I'll be walking around the city of Weed."

"That!? My heart was read!?

Damn, you weren't just a research idiot, you're not a demon to Dada!!

"... sounds like you're thinking something very unpleasant, but now you're talking about Steve"

"Hmm?"

"You look like you don't know. Naturally, if you're leaving Weed, we'll gather information in the city. Yuki says it all the time. When ideas are familiar or where you are not interested. And that's why I listen to you at the destination bar. So I hear a lot from the master. General Goblin here said he had lost his love again and came for a drink."

"Wait a minute!! That bar..."

"It's on 4th Street, Back Street in the Weed Entertainment District..."

"Grrr!! How do you know that hole!? It's like a bar the Admiral snuck up on his hobby!? Rutz, Ellis and Millie made this bar for you!?

That bar, but completely different from the tavern.

A fancy tavern to enjoy the atmosphere? Should I say?

Initially, Mr. Ratz and Mr. Ellis showed some difficulty in this story.

Oh, Millie's mistress has been riding with Naruzia since the beginning.

So, the Admiral asked Mr. Rats and Mr. Ellis to set up a store, literally at the expense of his body.

Regardless, I don't have the know-how, so I made a cocktail or something with just the knowledge I checked online.

But after all, the difference between the original civilizations is huge, so I know who knows, it's a fancy tavern, it's a snowbar.

Snow just read the Admiral's Yuki in English. It's cheap, right?

So, how does this hiccup know that?!

To confirm that fact, I look at Zargis...

"No, because Yuki told me you wanted my thoughts directly and told me"

"Damn!!

That's right!!

You can't just want it!?

There's no reason to keep your mouth shut on this Zargis even though they're here!!

And I was surprised.

Speaking of which, isn't this research idiot the same as you are?

You should be a hot comrade.

"Can I ask you something?

You should ask frankly here.

I've never heard a rumor or or anything about floating on Zargis.

I mean, almost perfectly, this guy is not hot!!

"... what is it?

A slightly suspicious gaze pierces the taste.

But if you think that suspicion is the gaze you endure that you are single, somehow, you can be intimate.

"Zargis is gonna be single, right?

When I say that, Zargis is about to cry a little.

Yeah, I knew you were gay, right?

"... Yep, I'm single and definitely"

"Bye!!

I'm your friend!! That said, the words of Zargis continue......

"It's Bat 2."

"What?"

I've exceeded my language comprehension skills.

Bat two?

... Oh, Punishment 2.

Second.

I mean, he said he got mad twice.

You know, it's not weird that all sorts of harsh punishments come down from Liliana Demon King because he just fails at Four Heavens King (laughs).

I once crushed the fairies, and the quotes caught me.

That must have been tough.

I often get mad at Cellaria and Ellis.

Cellaria said she should be more serious in a sword match.

Guns & Swords are the style of battles you want.

I mean, it's a stylish way to fight, but Cellaria's boss is going to have a sword-only game because he's going on the ground with a crappy otherworldly fantasy.

Is it true that Sellaria only has one sword, and the sword's skill can be called Weed's best?

The use of the sword is a prerequisite for combining it with a gun, so it doesn't extend over a little bit.

Therefore, it is hard to believe that the Sword Only game itself is fair in the first place, and Mr. Jiang himself knows the full specs of yummy, so he gets angry when yummy doesn't mean it when he loses.

I've also recently learned how to use a firearm by understanding its usefulness.

Whatever the cause, because the Admiral taught it by hand, by foot, by hips.

Damn!!

Next, Mr. Ellis.

How does Ellis' mistress anger you?

I can't see this in front of the inn or the public first, but Ellis in work mode is different.

Accounting ghost.

Top of the department holding the entire Weed budget.

Also known as Weed's LASTBOS.

If it's easy to understand, Las Boss.

Even the queen of Weed, the lady of Cellaria, can't lift her head to Ellis' lady.

I literally have to fill out a budget, spend up to a dime, submit it, and get authorization.

Naturally, it's Weed's resident's blood tax, so it's pretty obvious.

Naturally......, that pain where people actually budget and get wasted on paperwork that they desperately make and say start over.

No all reasonable hesitation.

Looks like Mr. Money Resistant Rats or something's been through the paperwork in one shot, but I've rebuilt the others quite a few times.

Millie and Tori were crying too.

Well, these two have a lot of guys, so it's easy to rebuild them.

So, the exception is the general.

I always think of events, but Ellis' girlfriend arranges this budget.

After all, love is a priority in the world.

... well, love is the distortion of the world.

"... Steve? Are you listening? I'm Bat 2."

"Ha!?

When I heard about punishment, I remembered everything.

But now I have to comfort Zargis.

That's what I thought, trying to open my mouth...

"It may come as a surprise, but we've already been married twice and we've broken up twice"

"Yes?"

Buzz isn't punishment, it's divorce buzz?

This Zargis?

There's a mad pervert indulging in research, creating a modified demon?

"Ugh. There's no way a pervert like you can get married."

I accidentally get the real thing out of my mouth.

"... though it's an out-of-heart extreme to be told that by Steve. Well, I don't know if that's what you're gonna want to say. But it's not. But it's true."

"What..."

Even though this Zargis is already broken up, he said he was married!?

No, calm down. Calm down.

This is an advanced psychological battle.

upset me......, what are you going to do?

"But there was love? When you ask me that, I'm in a bit of trouble."

"What do you mean?

"Right. Should I say that I wanted to join forces against the status of my Four Heavens King?"

"... oh"

I hate that.

Marriage for power or position?

"For once, it was an offer from the other side, from the woman side. I knew it would be a shackle of research..."

"Did you take it?

"Yeah. If I say no, those women, for once, are quite great, but you don't need a useless woman. Totally, they come in the middle of the night twice, they treat me like I'm injured even if I push them back, my reputation is down, and the women have no place in the house"

"Wow..."

I don't want to get married like that.

All I want is an at-home family like a general who can't smile.

"Fortunately, we both had trustworthy lovers."

"Do I look like a lover?

"Yeah. So once I welcomed you as my wife, I could take the form of a breakup. That way, they have nothing to do with it. It's my responsibility."

"... so what about the wives you broke up with?

"Safely, you've returned more than you wanted with those lovers. I hate the black part of the table, but I hate it."

"Ah, that's why Mr. Meguro was looking at Zargis with disgust."

"Yeah. And well, that's what happened to me, and I'm not really into lovers or marriage. It would be a luxury story for Steve."

"... something. I'm sorry."

"No. Whatever I say, you won't have to rush to find someone nice. If you're in a hurry, you're going to have someone in your body who's after the kind of power I've dealt with."

Thank you for your advice.

Yeah, with that said, the General's marriage isn't aimed at power, either, but the General's ability goal and the people he's sent in for restriction say hey.

You're taking care of all that, aren't you? The Admiral.

Pea, pea......

Having such a conversation takes a call from Cole.

"And I'm sorry. Calling."

"Is something wrong? You haven't contacted me."

"Come on? It's just a treat, and it's not that important. Anyway, why don't you send me a goblin squad with a lot of convenience?

"… that's very sweet"

So, the call opponent is the general.

After all, is that what you call a convenience store reinforcement?

"Hello?"

"Oh, Steve. We've got a little problem. '

Look, I knew it.

"So, are we talking about sending another Goblin squad? Weed's still got the rest, so get the paperwork and the budget together that way..."

But I couldn't say that word until the end.

Because...

'How many land warfare weapons are currently available for immediate use?

"What?"

It's a really good day for language comprehension.

Something happened, I thought the Admiral asked me a question about modern weapons.

'So it's a land war weapon. Whether it's a modern weapon or not.

"Hey, duh, duh, what do you mean!?

Don't you see what that means?

Modern weapons on the planet, land warfare weapons alone, make this world overpowered!?

I mean asking about its usability….

'What do you mean, it's a matter of gathering Weed's land power? It's not something you can hear right away, so check it out. Modern weapons control is your direct jurisdiction, isn't it?

"Yeah, well. So, what happened?

'That will be explained later in Weed's conference room. Come back in an hour.'

Roger that.

And the call ends.

"... you heard a very noisy story"

"I didn't hear you wrong."

"Is it a matter of putting Weed's modern weapon into service..."

"In the meantime, I'm going to get confirmation of available weapons."

When Nai says so and takes a seat, Zargis also takes a seat with him.

"Let me help you too. I'm also researching weapons, and it shouldn't be a foot clump. Worst of all, there seems to be an unusable weapon or need to move it."

"... helpful"

Until just now, the relaxing air was gone.

We heard each other confirm the use of the weapon, and their faces are stiff.

It is a matter of putting into service a group of weapons that have never operated in combat before.

"In the meantime, we're going to convene a modern weapons management unit, so Zargis will go to the weapons vault and ask for confirmation of the available weapons. I will contact you when I contact you. You know where it is, don't you?

"I understand. Now, if you'll excuse me first."

That said, Zargis makes the transfer to Weed first.

"Hello, what is it, Captain?

I see Britt relaxing on the other side of the call.

Goblin Squad Number 2.

This guy is also a valuable force capable of operating modern weapons.

"The Modern Arms Operations Unit, they're all going to call it in. When we gather, hurry to confirm the weapons available. You want me to check every weapon you can use? I've been to Zargis before, but I'll make sure."

"To? Hey, hey!? Are you serious about that!?

"Are you kidding me? There was a call from the general. General Mist has a good excuse for me."

"… Copy that. Immediately convene to confirm the weapon. '

And then..., Minotaur doesn't taste good to pull out, it's a great day of entertainment as a general in Eneria, and then you're John's guy.

"...... hmm. What's the matter? You called me? Did they wipe you out again? In that case, eat cucumber. '

"Eat a cucumber and your heart won't heal. I'm not some vegetable pig."

"Oh, have you come to sell a fight?

"No, that's it for the joke. Everyone has been summoned to the Modern Arms Operations Unit. I was asked to confirm all available weapons."

"… Copy that. Return to Weed immediately. What's the situation? '

"Not yet. An hour later, after I gather the information. In the meantime, John will ask for the command of the troops. Zargis, Britt's got confirmation of the weapons available."

'Okay. Turn to Follow'

Boulder, I've only known him for a long time, and he acts right up to me.

Well, I guess I'll have to check the amount of ammunition from the computer.

Oh, can we do something in an hour?

Well, from there on out, I'm just gonna immerse myself in work anymore.

Failure to verify a weapon without joking is directly linked to your life and death.

The Goblin squad, which usually falls out, is serious too.

Captain, this is a boarding weapon report.

"This will be a portable firearms report."

"There are no vacancies in the troops. We're currently standing by."

That's what they say, I get information from the three of you.

First, confirmation of the riding weapon carried out by Britt.

"... Is three M1 Abrams in service?"

"Yes, it's undergoing major development after this previous exercise."

"Mm-hmm. You don't have a choice. I had them officially admitted during the fort attack, budgeted, increased deployment, but they couldn't keep up with the maintenance."

"Right. Instead, all armoured vehicles can be used."

"That was a good one. Even so, it looks like M20. Even if World War II toys move..."

"That, for once, is also in terms of cost. Because transportation was the main purpose."

"A 12.7 mm bullet is a bean cannon if it's a dragon class."

"I thought I'd have to make it up to you with a portable firearm."

Britt tells me so and sends his gaze toward the portable firearm.

"... you don't have a particularly problematic portable firearm. Tolerance even during maintenance and"

"Right. The question is, how many weapons and ammunition are there?"

"You don't have a problem there. The budget is up, so there's more ammunition. Because it's not an amount that can be used up in a single mission, we have to build a convoy for another job, as long as we have ammunition supplies."

"Shouldn't I just put it in my personal item box? We can all do that, right?

"Oh, you don't know Zargis, do you? Modern Weapon Operations carries only the minimum amount of weapons and ammunition necessary. I'm gonna throw it in the item box somewhat."

"Why is that?

"I'm afraid of capture. When the men die in battle, they collect the weapons and ammunition, light the documents on their way out, return the weapons, and find out if there are any losses or thefts. Otherwise, firearms will fall apart in this world."

"... I see. Is that really the problem?"

"That's what I do. So, John. What about the morale and physical condition of the troopers?

"There's nothing particularly wrong with that. As usual. Normally I can serve on a mission."

"That's good. Well, I'm going to report to the Admiral.... That's right. Britt asks for a summary of his men, and John asks for details of the operation at the general's office. What does Zargis do?

"I'll be there, too. You'll need a different perspective."

Well, as far as reporting goes, there's usually no problem.

But that's all the nasty things that the Admiral's gonna call them all in, right?

Then I joined the Admiral and submitted the report.

The Admiral immediately looks through the paperwork for confirmation.

"Okay. You're pretty sure this paperwork is right?

"None."

"Then. Collect weapons other than those used for defense at the launch gate, and wait. Oh, a little more weapons and ammunition, as usual."

"Copy that. So, can I ask you what happened?

"Oh. Simply put..."

And the Admiral will tell you about this convocation.

"Is it Announ"

"That sort of thing. I didn't know what kind of enemy was coming out, so I consolidated it with a land war weapon. Well, we're more efficient at flying and shooting air weapons alive."

"That's what I'll do. Because the dragon squad gets worse."

"Oh. In the case of land warfare, get rid of obstacles at once with my Dungeon Master skills to make the best situation for shooting each other. It doesn't matter if it's an air war..."

"That means land war, too."

"Well, if there's nothing, I'd appreciate it."

"From what I've heard, there's nothing wrong with that."

"Sort of. But he said it was this pattern. It's not weird to have the Monster King class out."

"... why don't we leave it to ourselves?

"I'm not. Besides, he has experience with the Monster King, and he's a different land owner."

Land in the footage, right?

"It's possible that a small, powerful type. Take that into account."

"Copy that. You're a pain in the ass."

"In the meantime. Tomorrow morning I plan to take Amanda and Eoid as planned......, no, with the help of Dragon Knight Amanda I plan to go to the land of Cleana. Be ready by then."

"Okay. So, you're gonna get those two involved?

"I have to get involved in pre-construction. If it sucks, I'll let you get away first. After those two evacuations, it feels like we're going out."

"That's it. You want me to let those two escape into Weed?

"Well, it's just the launch gate. I'm going to send you back to school soon."

I see. Let's get ready.

"Oops. I got it."

As such, the men break up with the general and get ready.

"But if you're really like Monster King, you don't seem to win,"

"It's time, it's time"

"Right. Then gather as much information as you can to survive."

"... you're both calmer than I thought"

"" Well, I've known the Admiral a long time. ""

I don't care what you say, you're a general, so you can trust me.

Now, will this be your first goblin to exorcise a monster?

Uh, come on, what are you doing in a world of swords and magic?