Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
Pitfall 58 Moat: What is snow?
What is snow?
Side: hiffy
Snow falls deep, with a side of the snowfield around.
I don't have very good memories of this view in Hiffy Holy Nation.
To some extent a few times a year, very rarely, there are years when this lasts about two weeks, when many frozen deaths and logistical stoppages cause starvation.
Until we originally lacked national power and dug Comet out of the grave, we have been very troubled by these sudden climate changes.
Since I unearthed Comet, people have less lives to spark due to cold and hunger with Dungeon Master's DP replacement skills, but as far as I'm concerned, winter white, snow, is still burning images of taking lives.
… but.
"Hey!! More snow!! Ha ha!!
"Higher!! Higher!!
"" Wow ""
"Come on, let's go to the playground over there."
"" Yes ""
Zawazawa......
As such, snow at Weed does not seem to have any particular problems.
Or I purposefully have a hierarchy of snowfields, and something seems to be doing the event.
I was brought in when they told me it was part of my job, but no matter how I look at it, the kid just looks like a good adult playing with snow.
There will be more to do......
"Hey. Hiffy, what are you doing!! Here, help me out!!
"... what is Comet doing"
What's playing mixed up in that event is what to hide, a comet turned rich in the previous dungeon master, a disgrace within you.
"Huh? No, you ordered Yuki to attend the event. I don't. I have to obey my boss's orders. Losers can't talk about anything, can they?
"Ha... Okay."
Yes, now I am not the Lord of one country, let alone God, just an ordinary person, participating in this Weed event.
Ruling this weed is Lord Yuki, a dungeon master from different worlds, newly summoned by Master Luna. There was an extra bend, me and Comet confronted Lord Yuki, and it was already on Kotempan......, no, totally played and defeated. Deploring my immaturity, I am now a former dungeon master of modern times, a comrade who drills and searches together for a path to solving magic depletion......
"Look, turn that snowball up and bring it over here"
"... why are you doing this"
There is no way I can raise my voice to a boulder that would smash this lively event, but roll my snowballs and turn them up.
"Why, then, is it to learn Weed's culture?
"Is this culture?
"It's culture enough. On a snowy day, I had to get home without work. You couldn't have turned that into a day when we could all be wierd, could you?
"That's..., right"
Indeed, as Comet put it, all I could say in my country was to make this day grown up at home, not to freeze, not to starve, to stand still.
"You may just want to hang out, but this is about as much as a spectator coming from elsewhere as a participant from elsewhere. Look, there."
"Huh?"
When I turn my gaze to you......
"Eh. Higil, bring more snow!! Recreate the shield of our country!!
"Don't reroute me once!! Look, carpenters, blacksmiths, as planned, it's a miniature of Galtz Castle."
"" "Ugh!!
"Why -!! I'm sure I can win this one though!!
"Do it alone, stupid sister!!
Sure, those are the royal people of one of the five great nations of this continent...
"Sa, Master Lilith. There you go."
"Um. Me, too, with the children of the church, the snowmen."
"Dear Lilith, I'm fine. My Knights of Litea are here to help you."
And then I said, "I'm Lilith."
"I apologize for this. But even though your identity is hidden, it doesn't make any difference that you are our goddess. We want to complete Master Lilith's splendid snow statue to get rid of all the rudeness we've had!!
"Ha..., I know how you feel about Alstelle. Quickly, please."
"Ha!! Look, full speed!! I will recreate the Lithea goddess with snow!!
"" "Whoa!!
Over there, too, with the Virgin of the five great nations of this continent...
"Oh, yeah. Hiffy."
"Oh, thank you."
"Oh? Do you know Master Lilith?
"That's right. That guy says Hiffy - is he like me... mummy?
I seal the mouth of the goddess of this continent, trying to mumble something serious.
"Ah, ha. Master Lilith and I used to drill in the same church, and I didn't think we knew the Virgin of Litea..."
"Oh, is that what you mean? Thank you for your friendship with Master Lilith. Maybe he didn't have to be overlooked, thanks to someone like you. Later, we would like to issue a priest's identity, so please come to the Litea Sacred Capital with this letter of recommendation."
"Ha, ha. Thank you."
"Well, good for you. Hiffy."
... Damn.
Why is such a laid-back woman the same goddess as me?
I'm more of a force than I am!!
What? Yurufu, the current epidemic?
I come back to Comet with a letter of recommendation, savoring such humiliation.
"Bu-ha-ha......!! Hiffy Mitsuji!!
"Um, Yurufu... I'll tell you exactly what I'll tell you later."
"Hih!! My stomach hurts!! I'd rather have Master Lilith than such a scary person!! Ah-ha-ha......!!
"All right, you unbelievers. So you're going to do all the cleaning and laundry yourself?
"Hey!? Isn't that sloppy?
"Is it sloppy? In other words, realize that using God as your caregiver is already a problem."
"Fine. I'm gonna tell Mr. Tyzoo that Hiffy's gonna mess with you."
"Stop imitating my reputation when you have a nonsense over there!! What will you do if Lord Tyzo gets it wrong!!
Then we start pulling each other's mouths together.
"Shit!! Howdy, even after you get rich, I'm wondering!!
"That's Kohiko's line!! You hiccup!!
Grr, muggy!!
If you keep cursing that crap......
"What are you doing?
Lord Yuki, who threw me into this event, appears.
More than that, we have to punish this inability to live...
"... it's a woman's feud"
"Right. I do a lot with Jessica, too."
"Huh? Why again?
"Eh, actually, Jessica has weighed in the last few months... muggy!?
"Leah. Don't you think we should stop fighting each other, like that stupid god and Rich?
"Yeah, yeah. So don't..."
"OK. Almost got it. Hey, those two. I'm not arguing ugly at a snow statue event venue. Do you want to play a hot water punishment game?
That's what they say, and we stop working together instantly.
I have a feeling that if you put on your swimsuit in such a large crowd and expose yourself to such insanity, you will end up with a lot of things as a woman, as God.
And Lord Yuki won't hesitate to do that.
"So, what are you making over there?
"Hehe. We can't do anything difficult to shape!! Just make a policy critical snowman!!
"I see. Others, like Dwarves and heavy towns in some country, feel weird, so maybe that's it. I mean, I don't even know who I am."
That being said, Lord Yuki gently shifted his gaze away from us. Ahead......
"We bring Aslin, Labyris, Shayla, and Gangan snow!! I fine-tune it!! Based on the snow castle we built here last year, we build a fortress!!
"Okay Yikes!!
"That's pretty clear."
"Well, Yuki asked me to make the face of the Snow Statue event by looking at the power of last year."
"That's what they say, it doesn't make Phyllia weigh herself"
"Yes."
There, although literally small, there was a castle, and an outer wall covering the castle was being formed.
... Is that it? Those kids were like girls who weren't even old enough.
"Ugh!! Awesome!! A boulder, a Naruzia push filia!! Your talent is amazing!!
I admire Comet on the side, but that's not the level to say it.
Because you should have started building it at the same time, but if you noticed, it would be five meters tall. I can't believe the castle is already built...
"Ma, that would be fine. It's the face of the event, and it's not evaluated."
"Oh, speaking of which, why did you let me participate in such a event?
Yes, I have to ask that.
Right now, we shouldn't have the time we're devoting to this kind of thing.
"You're asking me because I can't find the answer myself?
"... Yes. To be honest, I was wondering if we had anything else to prioritize."
What's the point of this event?
Lord Yuki is a little troubled when I hear that.
... Again, didn't it make any sense?
"Hmm. Where do you want an explanation from?
"Huh?"
"First, the revitalization of the region. Getting back to life by having events like this. There are harvest festivals in spring and autumn, but in winter, I really lose my vitality for not having that kind of visible and understandable income. You know where I am?
"Yes."
"This means that there is no income and no vitality, which means that economic activity is stopping. This is not good as a country either. To crack this open, we should do an event that evokes vitality even when the country rips itself apart. Thus, by doing an event that can only be done in the snowy winter, it is possible for the public to have something like a goal for the winter period, and the demand increases with it. Tools to collect snow, improved cold protection, tools to keep warm outside, food, etc..."
I see.
Speaking of which, you are all buying a lot for this event or going shopping at a stall in the corner of the event venue.
"Regardless, it's not the kind of price range you squeeze. By making this adjustment, other merchants in general have no choice but to sell something expensive and better. That's why it's the same as not being confident as a merchant not to attend an event that brings people together so far. So it will fit in as much price range as"
"Indeed."
"And then, when that event spreads across countries, people come to the event, or to the sights, like today, feeling like representatives from countries over there. In other words, foreign currency falls. This is where we should go as a nation. I feel like I can finally recover what I cut myself here."
……
Is that it?
Something seems to be getting very difficult...
"In addition, you will also want friendships for negotiation matters from there, as well as the discovery of new talent. If you have a reputation from another country, you can make it look like a country, and that's all you can expect to earn from the same event in the next year. This kind of entertainment is very important as a country in a way…"
…………
"Uhhhhhhhhh......!! S, stop!! Yuki, stop!!
"What's up?
"I know exactly what you think. I think it's a great idea. But it's too hard for Hiffy. Look, it's hardening."
"Ha!? Yes, no. It never solidifies. Lord Yuki's story was well understood!! You mean to apprentice this and, in the same way, increase your national power in our country!!
I'm not stupid, but I can learn right!!
I will light my eyes on the determination to say so, and stare at Lord Yuki.
"No. Because I can't"
"Yes?"
"Bu-ha-ha......!! Wow, I don't know!! I have no idea!! It's not feasible in Hiffy's country. So far. Because it is only with the Dungeon Master opening the gate to simplify travel routes and ensure safety that this event can take place!!
"Ah..."
"Ma, Comet's right. But it doesn't have to be the same, and I think it's a good thing to apprentice and explore the way"
"... Yes"
Damn, Comet, remember later!!
"I guess that's second to none as far as I'm concerned."
"Uh-huh... what do you mean?
"What does that mean?
"People have a lot of hard stuff when they can't afford their minds. So it's only when it's tough that it's important to relax. Look, you're all smiling. No, some of them have bloody eyes, but by pinching them between different jobs like this, you can see a lot of things."
"Really?
"That's right. Even Comet would've thought about building a snowman, wouldn't he?
"Oh, sure. You've never thought about making anything out of snow before. You only saw me as a winter troublemaker."
"But this way, it can be something that entertains everyone."
"... I see. You mean different perspectives."
"... oh. What we have to protect is not the name of the country, but the smile of the people who live there."
I saw the happiness spreading in front of me and my mouth opened naturally.
'Cause there's only people out there who don't freeze in the cold, who don't starve, who sing and laugh and enjoy that winter...
So much so that I wonder if the shape of the country I aspired to is here.
"So I should have figured out the purpose of this event. In the meantime, you can forget about your position and work for about a day today and play as much as you want. The snow statues have been scored by national reviews, and there are prizes at the top. There are special awards and such, and the unexpectedness is OK. So try your best."
"You said!! If you have a reward, I'll do my best as a magician!! Look, Hiffy. I'll make a snowman!!
"Oh, don't pull it all of a sudden!?
So, me and Comet were making a big snowman, and the kids got together from nowhere to make a lot of little snowmen around.
In the end, it wasn't me and Comet cooperating, but the snowmen I made with a bunch of kids......
"This snow statue event. The special award has been for Comet, Hiffy and the kids, and the snowmen -!!
I was delighted that the kids and everyone had shaken it.
And I never thought that would be a trophy, a winning medal, or a commodity at Weed's Snow Statue event in the future.
... I see, you mean think of him so far.