Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou

Farming God and Her Majesty the Queen

SIDE: Cellaria

... Now I have a headache somehow.

Because I've learned that the gods we were raising aren't much different after all.

No, I probably knew, but until my husband told me, I don't think he was convinced, or he didn't like to understand.

In the first place, if we hadn't been told by our husbands, we would have made our husbands kings and created the best country in the world.

In that case, I couldn't move on, but we were the ones who thought.

"... that's so stupid"

"... I can't help it. Though the gods, after all, they were originally just people, because it was a matter of education then"

"... as something to stand on, I feel terribly sorry for."

"... so am I. Because they play a role in mass-producing both fools."

"" Ha... "

Sigh as you walk down the hall with me and Samantha.

Now it's time for Fide to eat ice cream, so he's on the move.

But listening to my husband earlier, I feel heavy.

It cannot be said that there is a cause directly for us, because fundamentally the low level of technology and civilization in this world is at issue.

"A brave summons, a dungeon master named Husband, would be a forward-looking event for our world..."

"You hate it because you hate yourself. After grabbing people and serving them, right? If this is still in this world, I'm convinced."

"I can't help but be ashamed of myself..."

"In the unlikely event that we have an Earth and a diplomatic contact, I don't feel like we can win a diplomatic battle."

"My husband said that, too. Instead of winning, he said he'd use the right pretext to attack me. I would do the same. It's a good reason to start a war in any country where your own people are caught and used at will."

"Besides, they'll use the latest weapon at all costs, so I'll just give you the white flag."

"Me too. Something that still has a better future that way. But..."

"It's the gods who don't even understand that war situation..."

I really have a headache.

You think the gods, who would have been able to contact their husbands before us, are just as obsessed with territorial strife as we are with nothing?

"At least I hope the reason for hostility is a decent reason like Hiffy or Noble."

"Right. If that's what happened to you at the end of your mind, it's still better."

"If this was just something that I wanted to be the most, I'd be embarrassed to live on the same continent."

"... let's hope not"

"Anyway, let's take Fide to this side, like my husband says now. I don't even know who they are anymore."

"I hope you'll convince me with ice cream"

"Fide herself seems serious, and will probably have something to do with our persuasion and attitude as well as ice cream."

"You're responsible."

"So this is how you came here with me, the queen, and Samantha, the Duke's Lady."

"Yes, I'll take care of it"

Positively speaking, Lulua and Shaela are better up there, but Lulua is like a Release's men, and Shaela could be insulted as a child, and she's a Galtz princess, so she could be taken as an oppressive bargain.

Of course, Ellis and the members who have been represented by slaves are preconceived like that, so I can't take them with me.

So, as a nobleman, I am impeccable with knowledge and courtesy, and I have brought Samantha, the Duke's Lady of the New World, who has no influence on this continent.

In the first place, Samantha hasn't been here long, and her name is completely unknown outside of Weed.

It's not like Ellis and the others are in Weed's heavy town, so I thought it would be a good idea to de-alert Fide.

While we're talking about that, we'll get to the church, and then we'll wait until Master Lilith and Fide's ice cream tasting settles down.

'Ooh. Looks like you're here. I'm just taking the ice cream out of the fridge right now, so I don't think we have to wait that long.'

My husband contacts me like that.

Though I had foreseen it for once, I thought it would be somewhat off, but it seems like a good start.

Wait in the waiting room, or something.

In the meantime, it doesn't change to waiting, so as I was brewing tea with Samantha, Hiffy came face-to-face here.

"Oh? Are you ready?

"No, I made too much ice cream, so I'm just handing it out."

"I see. That's why you came to contact us directly."

Just harassing Fide to do heavy labor, and you weren't having fun making ice cream yourself.

"That's not all. Like I said, I'm handing it out. And to the kids."

"... oh. I see. That's nasty."

"You're going to let the kids thank you for deciding to let Master Fide make it, aren't you?

"Yeah. No matter how much we theoretically, rationally, poke at the evidence to explain it, it's not that easy for the mind to be convinced. So..."

"A child."

"Yes."

Master Lilith has thought about it.

No, is this my husband's idea?

Originally, the ice cream thing was my husband, so it seems like a possible story.

"And that's fine, Lord Fide will now be eating the ice cream he could. Surprise will be over, and I'll show you around. I came by chance."

"Yeah. Coincidence. I happened to be passing nearby, so I asked my allied church to say hello."

Talking so deliberately, I walk to the front of the room where Fide is.

"That's really amazing. I don't know how easy it is to make something like this..."

"It's not easy. It's the crystal of man's wisdom. Master Luna's miracle, I don't even know what you're trying to say, but did you know that Fide's remarks are rude to the people who created this -?

I'm sorry about that.

Hmm.

Apparently, besides his thoughts, Fide accepts the ice cream thing lightly and is convinced that it's not up to Luna's power.

Looks like Fide's been acting as an intermediary, not as an enemy after all.

And then, it's up to me.

When I glance at Hiffy, Hiffy nods and knocks on the door.

"Release. Her Majesty the Queen is visible. What will you do?

"Oh. What about Fide?

"Her Majesty the Queen means Yuki's..."

"Yes, ma'am."

"It's convenient this way. Can I plan on seeing Her Majesty, too?

"Sort of."

Release doesn't hesitate to open the door and come in, as he just calls out to this one.

"Hi. Dear Farming God Fide. I am Sellaria, Queen of the Weed."

Fide solidifies with his poker and mouth open.

"Oh. Have you become so impolite that you can't even say hello -? Or was it bogged down?

You just bow your head and say hello to me with Lilith's poisonous tongue.

"This is polite. As you said, my name is Fide, and I'm a farming god. But you don't have to ask about me from anybody..., etc. Release, you..."

"Oh? They don't say we shouldn't talk about it. Okay? Instead, I'm Yuki's wife, and we should be happy to cooperate, right? Do you disobey Luna's orders?

"... that's only after we've talked about it"

Master Lilith puts poison in it as usual, but ignores it and opens his mouth like that when he looks at me.

I'm trying to identify this one.

I clearly thought that this person would not be a bad thing if he spoke sincerely.

But I felt this over the screen. Aslin and Phyllia are amazing.

You're a kid, so maybe it's some kind of trick?

"Right. Let me tell you something. I know you do..."

"Are you sure that Her Majesty the Queen is replacing Yuki?

"Yes. That's the kind of recognition you can have. It may be taken as disrespectful for Yuki himself not to come out, but forgive me for being my beloved husband and not putting the hopes of the world at risk, taking a detour from what I just said."

"No, don't go that far. I don't know about any other gods, but I don't have a country, I just mess with the fields, because I'm a god."

"Really? Okay, sweeten up to your word. To be honest, I didn't think God would come all the way in, so panic, including my husband. Besides, I can't believe I'm a general traveler, not from a diplomatic route"

When I said that, Fide started laughing after he pointed at his eyes.

"Ha ha. That's amazing. Even though you asked me to do it, I didn't expect you to talk so easily smashed."

"Thanks to my husband. I don't recognize you as great because you're a god. Even Hiffy there, we put it down and installed a system of cooperation."

"Ha!? Is that true? Lord Hiffy?"

"... I am ashamed, hostile, that Lord Yuki did it without my skin"

"Ho. I can feel the power of Lord Hiffy. I don't doubt it's God. I'm surprised you kicked it out, but there really is a man named Yuki, right?

Yeah, let's start there.

"Yeah, it exists. I, Lady Lilith, Hiffy, and Samantha, the Duchess of a country in the New World, guarantee that."

"I'm late for my application. My name is Samantha and I am the second daughter of a duke family in a country of the new continent, a country called Rhodey. Nowadays, she is also Yuki's wife. Regards, Farming God Fide"

"... oh, nice to meet you. I believe in Her Majesty the Queen and Miss Samantha. But why doesn't Yuki have any information so far? Why aren't you on the table? I don't know if it's him, but if he does it well, so do the other gods..."

"You wouldn't skip it if you were cooperating, would you? Look back at what you've done and open your mouth. Okay? Did you forget you were persuading me to speak in the direction of the day after tomorrow when you came over -?

"... sorry. That's what happened. Are you saying that knowledge, technology, and the way you did it in the first place were too different to be convincing"

Oh, you spin your head faster than I thought.

I'm glad you're not the only one who's good at field messing.

"You're right. You can't just incorporate your husband's policy if he offers you cooperation from a husband who has no track record of anything, can you?

"Exactly. Instead, as a subordinate, I would have tried to use it for convenience. That's how proud I am, including myself. So you've come this far on your own?"

"So, late, no, now that I think I've got this look on my face, it's Fide who's complaining instead of cooperating. It was you."

When I say that, Fide covers his face with both hands and whines with a small voice.

"... I'm so sorry"

In the meantime, I think I've solved the misunderstanding, and would you like me to study some good information for you to publish?

Sa, I hope my head doesn't flake......