Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou

You don't know that? Physics is invalid.

SIDE: Cellaria

If you think you've suddenly tied Luna up for dinner, it's pretty funny.

The haunted mansion my husbands built this past summer had been overhauled and even bigger based on the school.

Plus, Luna said.

"I've gathered Japanese ghost monsters"

That's not it.

It's a good opportunity to see what should also be called a Japanese monster.

Besides, since the safety aspect is ensured and you only leave the front about fainting due to fear or injury due to an accident, isn't this more ridiculous that you can't clear it?

I've seen ghosts looking creepy in psychic features before, but if it's nothing harmless, it's not a problem.

Luna's right, it's a kind of amusement.

For some reason, my husbands look at me.

Well, like my husband said, I have a problem with petrifying you if you look at me like a basilisk, but there's no such thing, so feel free to do it and enjoy it.

If we can get the help of the Japanese demons, we'll be able to further enhance Weed, and maybe we won't have to blame Luna for her unsolicited behavior?

In the first place, I'm a superior god, and this isn't like God's grace?

In the meantime, that's fine, now we're going to explore this abandoned school, give it a liver test.

It comes with the perk of not having time, and I've been busy the last few months, so I want this kind of entertainment.

So we were to take part in this liver test without any particular objection.

"Then the best way in..."

"We're coming."

"Oh, Cellaria and Ellis, you're Rats. Well, that member would be stable. Then come in through that front door. Close the door and we'll get started. Good luck. Uh-huh..."

I'm sure you're excited we're scared, but you can't just faint because you're scared.

Well, I'm not going to put it into words because I'm not willing to deny Luna any fun, but you're not going to live up to expectations.

"I'm coming. Both of you."

"Yes."

"Anytime."

Speak to Ellis and Rats, we open the abandoned school door and go inside.

Inside it was just called abandoned school, and unlike the school in Weed, it was rough enough to tell that it had been abandoned for quite some time.

The front door is stretched by a spider's nest, and the floor is white with dust.

What was an ornamental plant is dead and brown and falling.

"It feels like it's been a long time since people were gone."

"Yeah. You're dirty."

"Is there room for improvement? After the liver test, the bath is mandatory and troublesome... isn't it? Wouldn't it make money there if we used this and had a combined bath?

"Rats, I don't have that kind of business relationship right now."

"Oh, excuse me. First of all, you escaped from this school."

"So where are we going from?

Ellis will be a shattered way of talking at home instead of saluting if your work mode has fallen out.

My husband looks a little difficult because he's still close to saluting me.

It feels like Ellis' strengths and weaknesses, doesn't it?

Rats seems to be the default for respectful language, and it feels prolonged, so Rats' unique way of speaking, doesn't it?

That one feels cute, so maybe I should think of something too?

And I can't tell you about Rats, either.

Where are we headed now......

"In the meantime......, where the keys seem to be. Could it be the staff room?

"I see. A staff room would be possible."

"Well, let's go to the staff room."

As such, as I proceeded with my feet, the map was affixed to the bulletin board on the wall per the entrance.

"You saved me a lot of time checking the rooms one by one."

"Well, it's school. I want a map of this kind of guidance."

"Well, the staff room is just down the right from here on the ground floor."

That's close.

"No, that's what every school would do. It's the teachers who welcome visitors, so you can't handle it without a staff room nearby."

"But the keys aren't so close."

Ellis is right, there is no way that the front door key, which is a clear condition for a liver test, is this close.

So it's a waste of bones...

"In the meantime, let's check the staff room. There will be a hint or so. Because it's a liver test, and I made an escape premise."

"So is that."

"Politely, the map was right in front of me, and it seems possible."

So we proceed immediately to the staff room next to the right without rescheduling.

I mean, there's a bill in front of the room.

There was a plate popping out on the door that said "staff room".

"That's it. It's the same as government buildings and schools."

"This is Yuki's building, so I think we can make it easy to understand."

"It's a few things, isn't it? I appreciate it being easy to understand..."

That said, I'll stop my leg once.

"What's wrong with you?

"What happened?

"No, by school, I mean, I've been through it on Weed, but somehow, I mean, it's creepy to be missing someone like this"

Ahead of what I saw, the hallway just leads to the back where no one else is.

Not at all like the school I know.

I can't hear the kids or the class.

No one.

It's abandoned school, so naturally, but it's far from the school I know, and the discomfort seems creepy.

"Right. At night and at night, Weed's school is for adults to study."

"Sure, it feels lonely and creepy that no one's ever been in school so far, as Cellaria put it."

A voice that speaks like that sounds in the hallway and gets swallowed up.

... It hisses that we're the only ones in this abandoned school that won't be undone by anyone's noise.

"But there's supposed to be haunts and monsters, and you don't feel a sign of anything."

I said that while opening the sliding door in the staff room, there......

……

A woman stood right in front of the door shaking her hair.

eye to eye with inebriated eyes that peeked slightly from the gap in the forehead.

At that moment, his whole body of hair stood upside down and jumped aggressively out the door.

"Huh? What the hell is wrong with you?

"Are you there?

"... there's a man right across the door"

"Nobody, right?

"I don't feel any signs, and it's not my fault?

That's how the two of them open their half-opened doors completely this time, looking inside but apparently nobody, tilting their necks.

"... right. It's my fault, right?"

"Well, if it's a ghost or a monster in your brother's hometown, I don't know if we can feel a sign."

"Don't you have to worry too much about it because it's nothing but a surprise, no harm?

"... let's just find something"

That's right.

Ellis is right, you should just be surprised.

That's what Luna said.

But those eyes somehow felt like they were in danger.

No, let's calm down.

That's my fault.

Now, look for some tips to get out of here.

Most of the desks are cleaned up beautifully, and occasionally you left them on purpose, or just a textbook.

"You don't have anything on your desk. Next time, in the desk."

That's how I reach for the drawer.

Withdrawal without any particular weird philosophy.

When you open a drawer where you can put elongated, writing equipment, documents and accessories at best......

……

The neck of the woman who shook her hair standing in front of the door earlier was somehow in there, staring firmly at me.

Bang!!

Close the drawer in a tight fashion.

"What's wrong with you?

"What happened?

I'm in the same room, so the sound of me closing the drawer as much as I want sounds like Rats and Ellis, coming together.

"... the neck of the woman I just saw at the door is in this drawer"

"Yes?"

"Huh? But the drawer Cellaria's wearing isn't the size of a person's neck into it?

Ellis is right, indeed, the drawer I dawned on has a bottom of 10 cm. There, it's not like I'm going to end up with a neck or anything.

But all I can say is I saw it.

"Hmm. You don't look like Cellaria's lying to me."

"In the meantime, why don't we open it again? Sometimes it just looks like Cellaria, and that woman might be doing something for a tip."

"... it's possible."

It doesn't change that I have to look into it, and I open the drawer again after taking a deep breath.

"... you don't have a neck in it"

"... right"

As the two reacted, there was naturally no neck in the drawer that never opened my mind.

Is it my fault after all?

But I've never seen a woman like that...

"Hmm? Isn't this the key?

That's how Ratz retrieves the dull glowing key in the corner of the drawer.

Fortunately, it also has a name tag keyholder that shows what the key is.

"It's the key to the library. Do you mean you should go here? Hmm. But when a hint like this comes out, does it mean there's something that still looks like just celaria?

"... you mean I'm the only sniper?

"I don't know why, but well, if it's true that Cellaria saw it, then so be it."

"Isn't that it? You're the leader on our team, and you're giving the leader a hint, aren't you?

"It seems possible. But Cellaria isn't the only one who's tried the liver, is she?

"It's still the first, and don't you mean Cellaria first? Maybe we'll have some later."

"I see. Let's look forward to that."

It's bad for the two of us who seem to have fun, but let me tell you something.

"... they're not very good for the heart, are they? 'Cause it's unintentional."

It's really not good for the heart.

If they were going to attack me, I'd just exorcise them, but I didn't think it was going to come this far just to show up.

Besides, you don't look like anyone else, I'm just making a scene on my own.

... you'll do it.

Next time, I'll bust you and capture you.

I was causing fear and frustration at the same time when it came to being sniped at and decided to run to secure my weapon.

In the meantime, let's secure a broom or mop that would be in the cleaning toolbox in the corner of the staff room.

"Cellaria, what?

"Weapons for now. Next time you come out in front of me, I'll kick your ass. After that, interrogation."

"Haha, they're just threatening me, and in peace..."

Rejected for Ellis' serenity.

I can't be relieved without a weapon, and if I catch and interrogate them, they should clear fast, so no problem.

Decided so, I open the cleaning tool box vigorously.

Dossa. Gobbling......

Making that noise, out of the cleaning toolbox, something came out and fell.

No, it was the woman I saw earlier.

I jumped away, and the woman seemed to have split her neck and torso at the moment of her fall, and her neck rolled toward Rats and Ellis, who were behind her.

"Hey!? Ku, my neck!? My neck!?

"Please calm down. Rats Just Neck......"

So Ellis' words stopped, and I was also mute.

'Cause that neck started floating in the air.

"Cellaria, behind you!!

"Behind?"

Lats told me to look behind him, and the torso that had lost its neck was also up and moving towards me.

"A kind of Durahan?

"Why is Ellis so calm!?

Ellis seems calm, but Rats and I are running out of room for our minds.

First, make sure you get the mop out of the cleaning toolbox by manipulating the body coming this way.

"Look, Cellaria secured the mop. We're done here, aren't we?

"Oh, I see. Cellaria Fighto!!"

"Yep. I'll do it!! How dare you threaten me just now!!

I've secured my weapon, so it's my turn from here on out!!

Shake up the mop......

"Is that it?"

I waved it down, but it's not as powerful as usual.

Yes, because of the strength of magic and skill seals, there is no usual power.

but I've been working out so far, and still with a lot of sharpness, a mop bursts into my neckless torso...... without passing.

"Huh!? Liar!?"

Did you see the wrong distance?

Such an idiot.

Improvised prey is unlikely to be misjudged.

Yeah, you just have to do it again, again!!

But I shake it many times, but it never hits me, and my neckless torso approaches me as if nothing had happened here.

"Gee!? Ellis, neck!? My neck!?

"Hey, why don't you hit the book!? Transmission!? Why!?"

Rats and Ellis are also facing their necks with the backs and rounds of textbooks they had at their desks, but hitting them doesn't make it through and through.

In other words, there is no cure for the current situation.

Though there is no danger to my life, I can't even say so when I can show such a grudging face.

... Damn. There is one means to be taken here.

"We both took the keys and we're getting out of here!!

"Huh? Ah, yes!!

"Right!! Because you don't have to deal with them!!

This was the beginning of the offensive between us and the female spirit….