Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou
Pitfall 98 Moat: The Forever Judge and the Fake Case
The Eternal Judge and the Fake Case
SIDE: Millyweed Affiliated Adventurer District Representative
Pettan. Pettan. Pettan......
Such a sound sounds all the time in my office to mistake it for eternity.
No, I'm the one making this sound, but somehow I don't really know how to be realistic.
Why, am I pushing judgment on documents?
I'm pushing my judgment through the paperwork I've been accumulating in kidnapping and childbirth on the New World, but in this endless and invisible task of repeating myself, I was losing sight of what I was doing.
Are you sure this is a Gestalt collapse?
"What, Millie!! Hey town!?
"Huh? What's going on, Kina?
I reply to Kina, who is helping me with my work, and still pushing Pettan, Pettan and Judgment like a machine.
"No, no, you didn't see the paperwork!? No!!
"Oh well. You have to try the paperwork."
"Yikes!! Somebody get a doctor!! Millie is broken!!
That's disrespectful. You can't expect me to be smashed.
Just don't look at the contents of the paperwork and sentence me...
Hmm? Isn't that a bad idea?
Finally, the sense of reality came back from the feeling that I was blurry, and when I looked at the documents at hand......
"Adventurer Guild End of Month Income and Expenditure Report 2P Labor Costs, Miscellaneous Costs......"
My judgment was being pushed under the report that says, and I just couldn't see the sum.
"Hey!? How much is this!?
"Ah!? You don't have to choose it and crush the total revenue and expenditure report!? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"... I did it"
I can't leave a boulder dirty with my pointless push for revenue and expenditure reports that I have to keep as a record.
Rebuild it from scratch.
"Ha. Well, this looks like a print type, so it would be easier to resubmit it, but if it was an important document like another handwritten type or something, I'd be fine. I'm gonna ask the accountant to check the paperwork he's been sentenced to."
"Yeah. Sorry......"
"I don't have a choice. If only I had all the paperwork. You should have told me to take a break."
"Kina's not bad..."
"I don't care. I don't care. I'm on your side, including this kind of support. But, uh, does Mr. Rock piss you off?
"To the boulder. That's coming from me."
I need to avoid things like Kina getting mad at me for my mistakes.
So the two of us head to the guild chief's office next door.
At work, I'm in a better position, so I go in without knocking.
It's locked if you're not there, and I'm free to go in with a master key if I have to.
"Whoa. What's wrong with Millie, Kina? Were you worried about the paperwork?
I'm honestly going to be sorry to see Mr. Locke push or sign the papers just like I did, but I can't possibly not tell you.
It's my mistake, so I can't push that on Kina either.
I'm ready, I push my sentence pointlessly, and I tell you that I've ruined my reporting documents.
"Ha-ha-ha. Did Millie finally do it?"
"Yes?"
For some reason, Mr. Rock was laughing, without anger.
"No, bad. Well, never mind. It's like Milly's first time, but anyone makes mistakes like this. It's as strange as it's ever been without Millie. In that sense, it was a decent reception."
"Huh? Er..."
"Oh, I'll tell you about redoing the paperwork here. It's okay."
"Yes, excuse me"
"I told you not to worry, didn't I? It's a mistake anyone makes. I told you honestly, so no problem. Well, there's no way you won't scold me if I get hit again and again. The worst part is hiding these mistakes. Kina's guy was fine, but I left him there and scolded him a lot when I checked the paperwork."
"Uh, Mr. Rock, don't say that!?
"Kina. That's what you were doing?
"No, Mr. Rock said it wasn't intentional, right? It's just that the ink flew and the sum was just a little crusher, so I was wondering if it was okay, and I was in a lot of trouble later."
"That would be..."
You think I can't read important documents anymore?
And to tell you the story, it's a matter of revenue and expenditure reports, right?
It should have been a mandatory document with taxes and stuff, because it was under the control of Galtz at the time.
"You have no choice. At the time, I was a receptionist on the lower end, too. Now that I'm deputy guild leader, I know. For the first time in my life, I knew I was going to use it for that."
"I see."
"Well, since you're not as well educated as Weed, the end personnel don't think paperwork matters, etc. The bad news is, some guys tamper with it on their own and do tax evasion or something. But the Adventurer's Guild is tough because of its credibility."
Talking like that accidentally knocks on the Alliance Chief's office door.
"Who?
"It's Orvik."
"Come on in."
"Excuse me."
So it is Orvik and Larry, now Weed's exclusive adventurers, who open the door and come in.
"Ah, Mr. Milly."
"Yay, Millie. I heard that. She said she gave birth. Congratulations."
Approximately Orvik, who is surprised to have me, Larry comes over here to intimate.
Larry and I are close at work.
You've made a good distinction between public and private life.
"Thank you. I hear you gave birth safely. Safe and above all."
"Thanks. Well, it's Weed. She returned to active duty just before, on the same day, and after childbirth."
Actually, Larry was pregnant about the same time as me, and she was giving birth while I was in the New World.
Larry's child is born about a month earlier.
Of course his father is Orvik.
"So, what's the job report for coming to see Mr. Locke?
"Ah, oh. That's right..."
For some reason, Orvik looks hard to say.
Larry answers me instead, wondering if it was also a weird job.
"Listen, Millie. Yuki's fake."
"Hey. Larry......"
"Whose fake is it?
I myself got a surprisingly low voice.
"So Mr. Yuki's fake. Something tells me the damage has been done lately. He asked me to investigate it."
"Mr. Rock. What do you mean?
I would have made this request all the way, look at Mr. Locke.
"Hih!?
"Calm down, Millie. Don't stare."
Kina beside me is looking at me and screaming.
... Do you look so scared of me?
"It's not about hiding it that way. Millie, no, there's been some strange talk in this Adventurer's District since Yuki went to the New World."
"Strange story?
"Oh. No, you're just a fraud. It's a common one. I loaned someone some money, but they're not coming back. That's the story. It's a personal loan, isn't it?
"Well, yeah."
In Weed, we can borrow money from banks, so we're issuing a warning to refrain from borrowing money between individuals like that as much as possible because it's going to be a problem, but it won't go away after all.
Gold lenders are basically unacceptable in Weed because they are a source of trouble.
Because Weed has an environment where he can live the minimum he needs, he decides he doesn't need it.
I borrowed money with the feeling of a small penny and still have trouble not returning it.
"That has surged in the last two or so months. In this Adventurer's District."
"In the Adventurer's District?
"Yes, just in this Adventurer's District."
"Just the Adventurer District?
"That's right. I don't listen to that at all in neighboring commercial districts, residential areas, etc. Even Lord Pawne's police didn't know."
"Weird story."
"Oh. So, for now, if it's just the Adventurer's District, it's my garden, and after consulting with Lord Pawne, we talked about finding out for ourselves."
"Well, if the police were to intervene, they'd think it was important."
"Oh. Lord Pawne cared about it there, too. I keep Weed's security, but this Adventurer's Quarter is like a loan to the Adventurer's Guild, and if you break in with too much power, your relationship with the Adventurer's Guild gets worse."
"It's happening only in the Adventurer District, so talk about solving yourself as much as you can."
"Neither I nor Grandmaster's grandfather care about that."
"That's not how it works. This Adventurer's Quarter builds cities to the will of the Adventurer Alliance, so if the police intervene on the issue of the Adventurer's Quarter alone, it's like Weed says the Adventurer's Alliance can't handle this district?
"There it is. Problem is, the average person who comes at my request doesn't have that kind of damage, so I can't even move as a police officer. For some reason, only adventurers are harmed."
"... So, what's the rest of the story?
"Oh, you've been talking a little bit about that. The results of that investigation are Yuki's fake."
"What do you mean? Mr. Yuki's fake is about Doppel?
"No. The adventurers who were victimized are asked by Yuki to make a loan and promise their place in Weed in return. So when that happened, there was most of the flow of gold lending showing up in good time to lend money to adventurers and give it to Yuki"
"Huh?"
What's that? I don't know what that means.
"I wasn't sure what that meant at first either, but to be brief, it's a matter of Yuki borrowing money from the adventurers around. Besides, I owe money to lend money, so the interest is amazing, and it's rigorous, and the troubled adventurers are screaming."
"... there's no way our Yuki is having trouble with the money"
"Right. There's no way Yuki's having trouble with the money. Or Yuki would rather have a holiday than money."
Especially that.
We also want the most time to relax with Yuki and the kids.
"But strangely, there's no commotion like that in the Adventurer Alliance."
"Yes? No, he said there was a weird story... oh, you were only a rumor"
"That's right. It's just rumors, so the police can't move either. I don't have a victim to sue. That's why we asked Orvik and the others to investigate."
So, Mr. Rock, who sees the Orviks.
Taking that gaze, Orvik opens his mouth.
"Er, as Mr. Rock and Larry put it, I could confirm that some idiot is using Yuki's position"
Hmm.
There's a scumbag named Yuki in this weed.
He doesn't need his life.
"Millie, calm down. I know you're angry, but it's hard to talk about this one, because it's a distracting story to hear what's going to happen."
That's what Larry tells me, keeps him from killing.
No. The bad part is the crumbs.
There is no sin on everyone here.
"Larry's right, it's going to be a bit of a clap talk, but I successfully made contact with that thoughtful figure of Yuki's fake. Honestly, they don't look alike at all. In other words, the Adventurer's Guild is decorated with pictures of Weed's key characters, and the only person who doesn't know Yuki's face is an adventurer who just came to Weed or an idiot who doesn't really care"
"I see. Are you saying they used you to not know anything? I'm talking about what you're talking about from the people you know."
"Yes. Probably aimed at that. So, when I was in contact, I conveniently showed up with a gold loan, and I think it's probably a guru, winding up gold from an ignorant adventurer."
"So, in fact, if you come to the Adventurer Guild, you know you're not Yuki, and as a result, you spend money on lending money, and you just lend money to strangers."
"... erm, idiot?
Here's the word I barely could say.
"That's stupid. But that story doesn't really kill Yuki's fakes."
"Apparently, Mr. Yuki's fake looks different every time, as far as he listens. Perhaps they lend me money."
"I see. You hire a fake guy, you lend money, you make money out of borrowed money."
"... we don't talk in commercial districts or residential areas."
Because that kind of weed explains it well.
Conversely, adventurers earn dungeons, which means they pass by only Weed's brief precautions.
If the other person returns home as a tourist in a commercial district, it's over, and you can't collect the money, so is it easier for an adventurer who stays longer in Weed after all?
"Outside of the Adventurer's District, it can quickly be called a fake. No, is the problem here with Weed's low awareness of key figures? Should adventurers who come to the Adventurer Alliance also introduce themselves to each other at the gate?"
"That's fine with the future measures, but the question is how to hold back the fake and the money lending."
On a boulder, you can't leave Mr. Yuki's namesake alone.
And in my garden.
But if you don't hold the crime scene, you don't know.
It stands out that I'm leaving myself, and here's to the Orviks again......
Bang!!
With that in mind, all of a sudden the door opens.
Surprised by the sound, looking back, Dressa and Vilia stood.
"What's going on? Both of you?
"Ah, Millie!!
"Sister Millie!! Listen!! I had a fake one in your brother's name so I caught it!!
"Yes!! I even loaned you money!! That's a rumor scam!! I'm recording the evidence!!
Everyone on the spot shouted at the words at the same time.
"" "Well done!!
Hold on to the evidence, and we've already secured your identity.
Apparently, you mistake Dressa and Vilia for new American adventurers.
No, I'm sure it's new America, but you didn't seem to think of me as an adventurer from Weed.
Well, he seems like someone who isn't that familiar with Weed even considering the time of year, and which would have turned out this way.
Later, Yuki's fake was played by her gold-lending men, and it turns out that the gold-loan is a mastermind.
Turns out the contract was not a gold loan, but a slave contract, plotting to trick an adventurer opponent who couldn't read the letters properly into devouring money and eventually selling them off as slaves, a vicious case that even Weed rarely sees.
Fortunately, due to the short period during which this gold loan was active, it was salvation that there were no slaved adventurers.
"Huh. Um, this paperwork... Judge?
"Millie, get back to your sanity!! Because it's not!!
but as a result of that disturbance.
Needless to say I have become even more paperwork hell.
Pettan, Pettan, Pettan......
Oh, that. Pettan.
Haha, I'm having some fun.
"Millyyyy!?