Hisshou Dungeon Unei Houhou

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Side: noble ex

What the hell am I doing?

"Look, you don't have hips in you!! Still, if you wave the sword, you're the man who was said to be the God of the Sword!! Your god is inefficient too!! More like this......"

Behind, Fide, a strangely temperamental farming god, is raising his voice and giving instructions.

"... damn. This way of getting involved has failed."

Yes, the one grumbling bitterly beside me is the same god as me, the god of the sword named Nogosh, who, like me, waves the quack down to the ground.

Why are you doing this? I would like to think so, but thanks to it we remembered that we had deliberately wanted this situation.

Yeah, that was last night.

"A letter from a child... I don't know because I've never had a child, but I'm sure you have a lot of thoughts."

"Right."

Me and Nogosh were talking about that on the way home.

Earlier, at a meeting with Yuki, we were just discussing a letter to Fide, Lilith.

If it was a normal time, it was a story that didn't bother me as much, but it wasn't a good time.

A letter that appeared soon when the intercontinental exchange was about to begin, it was also a letter from two dead daughters, children.

If something bad is written, these two friends could get worse than they are now, and to the release of one of them, the Lithian Episcopal Church, the great religion and nation in the Rogali continent, God the Holy Nation is celebrating. That person. We are the most influential goddess of all gods in the world of men.

Basically, he is a warm goddess, but he is hard on his ex-husband, Fide, the farming god.

If it's anything like putting it in a letter, it's a situation where intercontinental exchanges can be interrupted, rather than fuss.

We are only friends, and as the same gods, we have a desire to believe them, but not just feelings.

There's no way you can just entrust the future of many people to your feelings of belief.

That, Yuki, who deposited the letter, would also have consulted us with great knowledge, but without issuing one clear measure now, in the meantime, it was to be given to each and every one, separately.

If anything, it would be easier to deal with.

So we were given the task, to Fide, to be on the spot receiving the letter and to check the contents of the contents.

"But how are you going to be present on the occasion of opening a letter?

"No booze seats."

"You can't. I've never seen Fide get drunk and rampaged, but things are things. It's not something to show you when you're losing your normal judgment over alcohol."

"Hmm. Then..."

As such, after the meeting with Yuki, Yuki contacted me for some reason as I was considering an operation for the two of us to see Fide's letter.

"Hmm? What? Did I ever forget to tell you something?

I wonder and when I go out to call......

'We have a problem. After the meeting, the queen of high elves, who knew about the letter, came to Weed'

"Hmm. What happened to that?

Next to my surprise, Nogosh tilts his neck wonderfully.

"As always, muscle to the brain or you!! Simply put, what if we didn't give Fide or Lilith a letter? International credibility is in decline. '

"But isn't that something we can do because there are circumstances here?

'Well, that would be a good explanation if that were all you had to do, but the question is, what happens if the fact that you haven't given me that letter is going to get into Fide's or Lilith's ears?

"... that's disgusting. I'm keeping the letter, and I'm going to be hiding it."

'That's right. Besides, it would suck even worse if the letter was a bomb. So I want you to speed up the day I give you the letter. Not until tomorrow, to be specific. "

"That's sudden."

'I can't help but prolong it, I'll go all at once. If you're going to say it already, it's not until then that you can keep the queen of high elves to yourself.' Cause if you're free to look around Weed, it's gonna be tough. '

Sure, there's only one way to put this limit on the Queen's visit or stop Fide and Release from moving, but it's risky in any case. If you get suspicious, it's over.

'So please. I've already asked Hiffy and Nonoa for the release. I'll leave it up to the Aslins to deliver the letter to Fide, so you can decide how to fit in the seat where you want to receive the letter?

"First, what are Hiffy and Nonoa going to do?

"Oh, they say there's just so much to talk about in the education of the new goddess"

Yeah, speaking of which, you had that.

"Well, it doesn't have to be, because it seems like women used to get together just for tea parties and stuff, you felt like there was as much to do as there was to do."

"I see."

"But what's wrong with us at the tea party? No more booze seats."

"There are no booze seats on boulders... Well, isn't it normal to eat? So I'll meet you there."

"... that's the best part. Me and Nogosh finish work early and come to Weed before noon. And keep eating."

"Hmm. Not bad."

'Then that's what I'm asking you to do. I'll show you the queen of high elves in the morning and take a free tour of the commercial district. That would deceive the day. "

"Indeed. Leave it there and you'll be deceived enough."

"A visit to the diner won't be enough in a week."

That's why I waited with Nogosh before noon, or about ten o'clock, to put my face on Fide's farmland in Weed...

"Hmm? Is that lunch? No, I still have work to do... Oh, yeah. You guys help."

As a result of being put on the word and decided to help cheaply......

"Don't snag at me to this extent. Farmers, it is their job to fight the earth without resting every day. What do you guys do with the weak noise!!

In this way, Fide, the farming god, became the feather of being taught strict field work.

Well, it's a good experience...

"... tough. Tougher than I imagined."

"Where is the same as waving a sword? This won't lift your arms tomorrow..."

The act of just quacking back the earth that spreads in front of you is mentally tough.

I had instructed my men to explore farmland, but I didn't think it had been this tight.

You're simply saying that knowing is a big difference from trying.

I know exactly why the peasants don't want to let go of their land.

Is it easy to cover land that has struggled so far with power?

No more war.

While we now understand that, me and Nogosh will wave down the quay and challenge us to fight for the earth......

"No, thank God. Today, John was going to plow all at once on a farming machine, but at work."

I see, instead of John and I, we were used.

When I am so convinced, Nogosh tilts his neck.

"Hmm? Hey, seriously, John, you mean Yuki's orc under his command?

"Oh. He's an amazing farmer. Especially when it comes to making vegetables."

... By John, do you mean that General Oak?

You really can do anything, Yuki's men...

"Look. It's cold barley tea. I like this on hot days."

That being said, receive the wheat tea that Fide has been offering, and drink it to stir.

The scent of fragrant wheat spreads through your mouth, and the cold moisturizes your throat.

"" Phew... "

Oh, is this heaven?

It was such a healing time that it seemed so...

"So, what are you guys doing here?

……

I felt plunged into hell at once.

"What are you...?

The no-gosh is about to scream out without allowing that penetration into hell, but I hold back.

Spread the word about the letter here, it will be ruined, pointless.

"Easy, Nogosh. You're gonna do nothing for us at field work? It's more of a chance. Here's to make sure we stick with this later meal"

"Plump...... Right."

"Hmm? What are you doing? Oh, with that said, was it lunch?

"That's right. If you forget that and relax and ask me what I've been doing, everyone will be angry."

"Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay, let's go."

That's what Fide tries to move...

"First, let's go get rid of dirt and dust."

"Oh, I'm so sick of it like this."

I can't stand a situation like this.

"Really? This is what happens all the time, right?

"" Why are you in the weed!!

I yelled at him for being too surprised to speak with him.

It's a menacing mess.

Impossible.

"No, no, don't get me wrong. Because I'm busy at noon. We'll have lunch here, we'll resume our field work, we'll take a bath at night, refresh ourselves, and we'll do it again."

Oh, I see.

Sure, a bath at lunch is as long as you're not at Weed or Inn.

"Then you can go early today. Just keep making noise until evening. Super hot water."

"Oh, I like that"

"Huh? No, I'll take this field this afternoon as well..."

"" Hang out. ""

Take the idiots who still say plow the fields etc. We roll out to super money water in the commercial district, refreshing, relaxing and banqueting......

"Hey here. Why are you drinking in the daytime?"

Yuki stood with white eyes.

Behind also stands Leah, the brave guard, and Jessica, the knight.

"Uh, Mr. Yuki. Don't you do the following kinds of gods who drink from the daytime?

"... you agree with Leah violently. We were there. I desperately finished guiding Her Majesty Miyabi, and if I finally think about it, this is it. I ask you once, why are the three of you here?

... um.

I did field work and it got dirty, so when it comes to coming here for a drink or a banquet, don't be called an idiot who forgot about the letter......

No, is this bad for me and Nogosh?

I couldn't beat the temptation to take a bath, I'm sorry.

With that in mind, the hand of salvation came from an unexpected place.

"Hmm? I don't know what you're so mad at, but these two helped me with my field work. Look, isn't that because you put the job in John?

"... hey, well, I did put a job in John, but you were plowing that vast lot of land for three? Did you get a machine or something?

"No, I can't use that one. Quack."

"" "Qua!?

All right, Fide, well said!!

I feel sorry for you, but let's just praise you!!

"That's right. I got soiled up doing unfamiliar field work."

"You can go to the store sweaty and dirty with boulders. This is how I came to bathe."

"Oh, that's where you've been drinking with my luxury. What? Were you guys even talking about work after this? I didn't ask you that, though. I've been thinking about me and dinner like this..."

"... Ha, I can't help it if that's the case. I was too stuffed. I didn't know it was until Noble. Well, fine. Is the banquet seat more appropriate in a sense?"

"Oh, yeah"

"Just like the operation."

……

Yuki stares at me, but ignores me there.

I got through it!! Let's just say that.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about.

"There's no good reason. Fide, aren't you drunk?

"Hmm? Because you're still full of rushes. Not at all."

"Fine then. Here. It's a letter. A little when I went to the kingdom of the Beast God..."

That said, when Yuki pointed the letter at Fide......

"Oh well. From Litea?"

Unsurprisingly and without any dust surprise, I receive the letter.

"You've caused me a lot of concern. Sorry. And thanks."

"No, never mind. We did the roundabout too."

"Oh. And then I'll look at that letter and hope you're being adulterous"

"There's no way I'm going to get busted reading my daughter's letter, is there? I don't know if it's a release."

"That's why I'm on guard, because if you two fight, it's gonna be devastating. at times."

"Intercontinental exchange? Ha...... I'm having trouble releasing you. The content of the letter is nothing to worry about."

With that said, Fide puts it right in the middle of the table, easily through his eyes in a letter from a child.

There......

"Father. I'm out of time. Somehow, I can't imagine when this letter will arrive. Outreach, right away, or far into the future... But I will send this letter, believing that one day the time will come. Dad, I'm sorry. You couldn't make up for what your mother was getting your father to feed you, because you didn't have the time to say it. So I'll leave this letter with the tiger. I think you have a letter to your mother about that time, too. Well, I'm sorry I can only do this, but it's the last filial piety I can do. Hopefully one day, the day will come when the two of them will be laughing together. Fide's daughter, from Litea '

……

We don't have the words to say what we think about this letter.

I know it's not just letters, it's all kinds of thoughts.

"Want a drink?

"Oh, let's drink"

"... right"

"Well, I don't know what else to do"

"Right."

That said, Yuki and the others were present...

"Litea. I knew people had come this far on their own."