Hogwarts of a certain magic

Chapter 21-You don't usually laugh unless you can't help it

You can search for "a magical Hogwarts novel (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapter!William quickly sang the song with the melody of "Two Tigers".

Everyone sang the singularity, the position of Hufflepuff, and some even hummed the melody of "Internaxonner".

William almost thought it was a comrade from an international organization who had penetrated the enemy's interior!

After everyone was over, only the Weasley brothers continued to sing to the slow melody of "Wedding March".

Dumbledore used his magic wand to direct the last few bars for the two of them, and when they finished singing, his applause was loudest.

"It's time to give the wizards of Hogwarts, science popularization of the brainwashing of the heavens." William said silently.

In this way, when everyone sings in the future, they will not fall apart and there will always be only one melody.

For example, "Manskin", "Shoulder Shaking Dance"...

Dumbledore didn't know about William's package. He was wiping his eyes with his hand, wondering whether it was moving tears or some kind of vulgar solid impurity.

"This melody is really wonderful." Dumbledore seemed to be remembering some little luck, William suspected that he thought of his first love.

Dumbledore might have thought about using this song for his wedding!

Dumbledore talked about it for ten minutes, complimenting the Hogwarts principal who wrote this school song and calling her the strongest lyricist ever.

It was Professor McGonagall's constant coughing that he reluctantly ended the dinner.

The Ravenclaw first-year freshman followed the prefect Robert Hilliard through the noisy crowd and out of the restaurant.

There was another noise in the distance, and the sound came from the Gryffindor table.

Percy waved his arms like crazy and shouted, "I'm going to kill you!"

William had never seen Percy so desperate, he always paid attention to his image.

George hiding behind Li Qiaodan, grieved: "Why are you shouting so loudly?"

Percy gritted her teeth and said: "Answer! Why do so many people have the same answers to my summer homework?!"

Fred avoided the smashed shoes and whispered: "How do we know...maybe, this assignment is very difficult?"

William suddenly realized that the answers to the fourth grade summer homework came from Percy.

Percy didn't know it. He just showed off the answer and learned about this sudden shocking news!

Obviously, during the summer vacation, the twin brothers stole Percy's answer and copied it out to sell it!

The most annoying thing is that Percy didn't get a nat.

"I'll kill you!" Percy threw out Wood's other shoe.

George didn't know where to take out a stick, and like a wandering ball, he flew his shoes away vigorously.

Facts have proved that you must not secretly take off your shoes when eating, or you will die miserably!

For example, Wood... He was eating a box of pudding, and he was happily watching the farce in front of him.

Wood clapped excitedly: "A beautiful blow!"

He commented as a professional: "The accuracy and strength are all, and the timing is also very good.

George, you definitely have the strength to enter the school team. It seems that Charlie trained you all during the summer vacation!

Hurry up and participate in the selection of the team next week. With your brothers, we will easily win the Quidditch Cup this year..."

and many more……

This shoe,

Why are you so familiar?

"Where are my shoes?!" Wood was wearing sulky pink socks, standing on a chair with the portrait of the famous witch singer Cetina Warbeck printed on it.

He yelled: "Don't fight, don't fight, that's a limited edition flying shoe with Aidan Linqi's autograph on it!"

Aidan Linzi is the chaser of the Irish Quidditch national team and one of Wood's favorite players.

But no matter how Wood screamed, it was useless. The shoes steadily traversed a beautiful arc and slammed straight toward the guest seat.

Snape pursed his lips, listening to Dumbledore talking about the charm of rock and roll with an impatient look.

In a trance, the shoes fell from the sky, with a strong peculiar smell, rushing towards the face.

The taste... was really sour and refreshing, and Snape almost fainted.

Estimated according to the trajectory, the shoes will definitely hit him.

Snape quickly took out his wand, the curse of muscle instinct should be "tore apart."

But he didn't use it. Instead, with a light wave, the shoe changed its trajectory and swept toward Professor Tai Wen not far away at a faster speed.Wonderful book bar www.miaoshuba.com

Professor Snape's mouth curled up, and he smiled contemptuously. He took a slightly fancy move and inserted his wand back into his large wizard robe.

Snape looked at Dumbledore and asked lazily, "Where did you go, continue?"

The whole process was done in one go, even his greasy black hair didn't move.

If it is an ordinary wizard, he will probably be hit by a shoe, but Professor Tai Wen fully proved how terrible a wizard with agility is.

In a moment of inadmissibility, he actually turned his head, his shoes rubbed his blond hair, and slammed towards Hagrid farther away.

Hagrid hurriedly held up his little pink umbrella.

The small umbrella looked worn and irritating, but it was full of elasticity. The shoe hit the umbrella surface, squeezing an obvious dent, and shot it back at a faster speed.

Hogwarts Ninjutsu Upanishad Hagrid rebounds!

Bang!

The shoes brushed Professor Tai Wen's nose, he took a deep sniff and almost vomited out the food overnight.

Fortunately, there was no danger. His nose was not big enough to become the first professor in Hogwarts history to be broken by a shoe.

Although the title was almost smoked to death, it didn't sound very good.

Tywin now understands the profound meaning of the sentence "The position of Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts is cursed."

Don’t say anything, take a year’s salary and definitely leave next year!

The shoe didn't hit Professor Tywin, and he continued to move towards Snape at a speed of one hundred and eighty steps.

Fortunately, the shoes did not hit him.

Unfortunately, the shoes fell into the bowl on the table.

A large amount of milky white viscous liquid mixed with a pungent smell burst out, splashing Snape's face...pure milk!

Dumbledore took off his half-moon glasses and wiped his cloudy old eyes, as if he hadn't seen anything just now.

Professor McGonagall took a deep breath, and before Snape broke out, he announced loudly: "Percy Weasley, George Weasley and Fred Weasley are frolicking in the restaurant, Gran Fendor deducted thirty points!"

Frolic?

Obviously it was gathering people to fight, with the intention of murdering the professor!

(Tywin: "They should go to Azkaban, especially Oliver Wood! Let the Dementor give it a stinky kiss!"

Snape's face was blue. He originally wanted to deduct three hundred points. Professor McGonagall had already spoken, so he had to be silent!

but,

Doesn't mean he will swallow this breath!

Capable,

Don't take my potions class!

A smile appeared at the corner of Dumbledore's mouth, and he gave Professor McGonagall a thumbs up.

McGonagall's wit is still commendable. It's only the beginning of the semester, and the college cup is really deducted by 300 points?

Snape's blind fish eyes stared at Dumbledore like a poisonous snake.

The old man's smile disappeared in an instant, and he continued to wipe his glasses blankly, still smacking his mouth: "Ah, really bad luck, it's actually Bibi Duo with the smell of earwax!

Haagen-Dazs was delicious, so Annie gave me a few boxes. I didn't know how to give me more... and asked me to take care of her brother William. He was thankful for not bullying others.

Ah, before going to bed, I must have another bowl of Haagen-Dazs..."

Snape looked at Professor McGonagall again.

Professor McGonagall hurriedly stood up. She didn't even dare to look at Snape's eyes. She straightened her face and walked off the guest of honor table and walked towards the Gryffindor table.

Can't laugh!If you laugh now, Snape must be killed!

but,

It's really uncomfortable to endure it.

Professor McGonagall pressed his mouth tightly, his hands trembling, and pinched his thigh, not daring to expose himself to the slightest abnormality.

Dumbledore is still great!

Professor McGonagall said with emotion.

He is so close to Snape that he can still move freely... professionally trained, right?

———— I am Wood’s separator————

Wood: Dear wizards, if you do not vote for the recommendation, I will represent Hogwarts and use biochemical weapons-stinky shoes warning!