Hogwarts of a certain magic

You can search for "a magical Hogwarts novel (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapter!In general, the treatment of Hogwarts teachers is pretty good.

Food and lodging are included, and there are two long vacations throughout the year. The salary is so-so, but it does not stimulate consumption. How much is net savings every month.

This job is very suitable for those unemployed wizards who have just graduated and have no savings, and it is a good place to eat and wait to die.

Of course, school professors still have a lot of unknown gray income, such as purchasing teaching equipment, purchasing herbal seeds, purchasing herbs...

Snape and Professor Sprout have deep knowledge in this aspect... They both made their fortunes by relying on the wool of the school, and embarked on a characteristic road of "some wizards get rich first".

Trelawney is not good, her teaching equipment is always different: prophecy ball and tea.

Although it is predicted that the ball is often "broken" and the tea is made daily to drink tea, it does not mean that Professor Trelawney has a chance to get out of poverty.

As a veteran old house girl, apart from hiding in the North Tower every day and "chasing drama" with the prophecy ball, when she takes the most steps, she goes downstairs to the kitchen to steal food late at night.

Even going to the playground to watch a Quidditch game is a short trip worth planning for her.

If there is a lack of teaching equipment, Professor Trelawney never buys it. Instead, he asks "Old Aunt" Professor McGonagall to help out shopping.

So Trelawney didn't have the opportunity to make false accounts at all, nor did she have the energy.

But how to say it, Professor Trelawney is a witch who loves to enjoy, she loves tasting sherry wine, drinking it as mineral water every day.

The price of this thing is ridiculously expensive, and the school kitchen is not purchased. Trelawney has to pay for it every month.

She has been "moonlighted" for a full eleven years. If she hadn't provided food and housing at school, she would have starved to death on the street.

This has caused Trelawney to save much money for so many years.

It's Professor McGonagall... She collected all the empty wine bottles that Trelawney had drunk in the past 11 years and sold them as scraps. She collected a large wave of funds for the school and purchased a batch of prophecy balls.

This has made Professor McGonagall, the little expert in financial management (stingy) proud for a long time.

So taking advantage of this "work injury", Professor Trelawney hurriedly asked for processing wages.

Just add it, anyway, the money comes from the school manager... Dumbledore's wave of his hand tripled Trelawney.

Snape on the side looked at Dumbledore with a malicious look. He muttered, "Couldn't that old liar be the principal's illegitimate daughter?"

As everyone knows, Dumbledore is a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor, if there is an illegitimate daughter outside, it would not be too surprising.

The professors are discussing wages, trying to imply that Dumbledore's recent price hikes, they can also increase wages appropriately.

Quirrell was still vigilant and didn't care about wages.

He squinted his eyes and swept across the hall, and found that something was not quite right, and the number of people peeping at him seemed...increased.

That look is like looking at Jin Jialong!

He took a sip of milk and put a large piece of cheese with a fork.

Dumbledore concerned, "Professor Quirrell, have you ever had sausage? It tastes great, if you don't mind..."

"No...I mind...thank you Principal." Professor Quirrell refused warily. He was afraid that Dumbledore would put a special liquid in it.

-Veritaserum.

He suddenly felt an unpleasant feeling, and this premonition grew stronger.

"Forget it." Dumbledore shrugged, glanced at the cheese, swallowed the sausage in one bite, and a smile flashed in his eyes.

Professor Quirrell swallowed the cheese.

"Grumbling."

A strange sound rang in the hall.

Professor Quirrell looked like a little goldfish, and his mouth began to spit colorful bubbles.

The bubble was floating in midair, originally only a few centimeters in diameter, but suddenly expanded to several tens of centimeters.

Through the colorful halo of the bubbles, you can see different objects rolling in each.

As Snape, who had been attacked in class, immediately stood up vigilantly and avoided far away.

He raised his wand, and a red light burst the bubble.Literary Theory www.wenxueda.com

Bang!

The air bubbles above Qiluo's head burst, and a large amount of cold water fell from mid-air with a "swish" sound.

He became a rookie.

Soon, the first bubble set off a chain reaction, and the auditorium only cracked.

There are not only cold water in the bubbles, but also various black lake creatures.

An octopus fell down, and its long tentacles were tightly attached to the back of Quirrell's head, as if wishing to talk to him about Heavenly Father and Savior-Cthulhu.

Quirrell wanted to pull the octopus off, but a crab caught his hand, and a few giant locusts burrowed into the scarf, as if there was delicious blood inside.

Professor McGonagall was stunned, she said angrily: "Principal, this kind of prank... is too much!"

Dumbledore shrugged: "I don't know who did it! However, I just reminded Professor Quirrell, let him eat grilled sausage, he must eat cheese..."

Professor McGonagall is speechless, is this a reminder?

McGonagall glanced sternly over William and the twins, who were quickly memorizing valid data with a pen.

Yes, this is indeed a prank product invented by William, a snack called "Colorful Bubbles".

If you accidentally eat it, you will spit out bubbles. After you puncture it, you might get smoke on your head, you might get wet with water, you might drop beans that hit people... It all depends on your luck.

Obviously, Professor Quirrell’s Colorful Bubble is an enhanced version.

This is undoubtedly a product that is still being tested, and Quirrell became the first test subject.

Professor Quirrell ran back to his office frantically and did not attend the first class.

But for him, this is just the beginning of a madness, William and the others have raised the reward amount to 100 gallons.

Who can let everyone see what's under Professor Quirrell's scarf, whoever can take away 100 gallons completely.

This is a huge sum of money, and many adult wizards don’t have that much for a month’s salary.

Encouraged by the huge reward, a large number of students are competing fiercely, madly displaying their long-repressed talents and constantly performing pranks.

Lee Jordan shot the golden dye on Quirrell's head, and let out the sniff borrowed from Fred.

The cat, who smelled catnip, jumped behind Quirrell and almost stole his "golden" scarf.

But Quirrell used magic in time, sniffing angrily gnawed his head a lot, and slapped the back of his head frantically.

The big dung bombs and stinky bombs were thrown into the Dark Arts Defense classroom one after another. This was just a basic fuck.

Soon, the chanting curse became a new fashion for the students. Doing so can ensure that they are provided with fresh air, but it also makes them look weird, like a goldfish bowl on their heads.

Cedric used the bubble pods given by William to make a batch of fake magic wands overnight.

As long as the wand is held in your hand, it is like a pea shooter, constantly spitting out beans.

This pea wand sold out in an instant and was sold out by everyone.

Walking in the corridor, everyone can see more than a dozen students holding pea wands, relying on the favorable terrain to block Quirrell!

This is the live-action version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds!

The most important thing to eat chicken, "Voldemort" is not so good.

Pippi also joined the battle. With a shrill laugh, he flew over the school, overturned the table, overturned the statue and the vase and smashed it towards Quirrell.

But the professor is the professor. Although his face is swollen, he is still strong and does not take off his scarf.

But now he wears a thick layer of armor when he goes out, like an armor warrior!

Under this crazy offensive, Christmas soon arrived.

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