Hogwarts of a certain magic

You can search for "a magical Hogwarts novel (www.soxscc.com)" in Baidu to find the latest chapter!After the auditorium was completely set up, Lockhart opened his arms and announced loudly:

"Everyone, Happy Valentine's Day! You can send me greeting cards.

I don’t know who will be the first lucky girl to get my autograph Yo."

Lockhart cheerfully bared his white teeth at the students, but the students' response was dull.

Most of the students found that he was just a beautiful flowery, silver-like wax gun head.

Lockhart was not embarrassed, and continued to cheek, and said, "Of course, I must remind you that you can't give me all the greeting cards. Other students or professors will want to kill me because of jealousy."

When Lockhart was speaking, he also glanced at the professors on the guest station.

Professor McGonagall seemed to have a pain in her wisdom teeth. She pursed her mouth and bit her cheek severely, a muscle on her cheek bulged;

Professor Flitwick shrinks in his chair. He wants to make a mistake... He wants a magical riot against Lockhart;

Snape was holding his wand even more. If it weren't for fear of entering Azkaban, he had already opened Lockhart's head perfectly.

Lockhart clapped his hands, and walked into the twelve gloomy little men through the door leading to the hall.

The dwarf is a squat, humanoid magical creature that likes to live underground and mine, and it is thanks to Lockhart that he can find so many.

The dwarfs are all wearing golden wings and carrying a harp, looking particularly ugly.

"My friendly little Eros with a greeting card!" Lockhart said beamingly, "They are going to wander around the school today, sending you Valentine's Day cards!"

"Of course, you can let the professors teach you some life experience first."

Lockhart pointed to Dumbledore as if performing.

"If you don't know how to write greeting cards, you can ask the principal.

Dumbledore’s sonnet, the best written... Don’t you know?When the principal was still a professor of transfiguration, he was also an unruly poet."

Everyone was staring at Dumbledore. Unexpectedly, the headmaster was not only the great wizard, but also "greatly dirty"... my headmaster was amazing.

Dumbledore blushed, he coughed and pushed his half-moon glasses.

It was the first time he was so embarrassed since he became the principal.

Who doesn't have a dark history that can't bear to look back!

Doubts flashed in his eyes at the same time.

"Big Poem" is his identity decades ago, how did Lockhart know?

During Christmas, did he steal his memory again?!

Dumbledore squinted, thinking carefully.

Snape was happiest to hear Dumbledore's dark history, and he couldn't help laughing.

Seeing Snape laugh, Lockhart said loudly: "Why don't you ask Professor Snape to teach you how to make ecstasy!

Don't look at what he looks like now, but don't judge people by their appearance, the professor never misses the potion."

Snape's smile disappeared, and a strange light flashed in his eyes.

He digs out his pocket, ready to give Lockhart some medicine at night.

After listening to Lockhart, Cedric was ready to move.

Today is really a good day to confess, just like April Fool's Day and Truth or Dare, it can effectively avoid the embarrassment of being rejected.

Qiu seemed to know what he was thinking, and immediately warned: "If anyone dares to use this kind of dwarf to humiliate me, and I become a ghost, I will not let him go!"

William nodded in approval and glanced cautiously at the girls who looked like wolves and were ready to move.

William had just seen Marietta whispering to a few girls and pointed at him.

"Let's go, change to a safer place." William said.

Once confessed in a place with a lot of people, it is no different from public execution.

Cedric wanted to find an excuse to sneak to the toilet, his careful thought, before he took action, he was entangled by the dwarf first.

Don't look at Cedric's master licking dog, he is very handsome, with a handsome appearance of white, which is very popular with his classmates.

Classmates...There are males and females...Among them, the proportion of males is a little bit bigger, about 80%.

Hufflepuff sociable... not casually.

In just one hour, Cedric was confessed by seven or eight boys, and the dwarf rushed to the toilet to read him a love letter.

During class, these dwarfs did not stop.

They kept breaking into the classroom and delivering Valentine's Day cards, which made the teachers very bored.

In Professor Flitwick’s class, twelve dwarfs came in in turn to read love letters to William.

William had to use his tongue to seal his throat, so that the dwarves shut up.

When Professor McGonagall was in class, he directly locked the door to prevent any dwarfs from entering.Love the book www.aikenshu.com

The dwarfs lay down outside the window, showing their "reader" skills, reading rapped, earthy poems in a crappy London accent.

This is even more embarrassing!

In the afternoon's potions class, Professor Snape was uncharacteristically doing nothing.

He heard about the situation in class with Professor Flitwick and McGonagall, and he was ready to seize this opportunity to humiliate a lot of shit.

Sure enough, five dwarfs rushed over within three minutes of class.

William took out his magic wand, and if the dwarf called his name, he would cast his magic on him.

Professor Snape lazily said: "Stark, who made you take out your wand, deduct five points!

Read it quickly and let me feel...disgusting."

Professor Snape smiled maliciously and vomited.

The dean of my family made a joke, and the little snakes who were in class laughed a lot of face.

One of the dwarves, plucking the harp, sang: "I have a message for the soundtrack, which I want to convey to Professor Snape myself."

Snape: "???"

"Oh, Snape!

My dear old buddy,

I am deeply in love with you!

If you don’t accept my confession,

I will kick your butt hard with my boots.

Oh i swear,

For Merlin’s sake,

I would really do this.

You stupid groundhog!"

"Ripped apart!" Snape flushed, and he raised his wand and exploded the card.

The dwarfs ran out in a hurry and stood in the corridor, continuing to read aloud the love letter written to Professor Snape.

"The twins must have done this."

After school in the afternoon, on the way to the auditorium, Qiu said to William and Cedric.

The twins did it, but instead of doing it themselves, they hired Gryffindor students to do it.

The twins took out all the money they collected in the sewers and formed the "cute Snape female fan support group".

The two called on the students to write love letters to idols, five pieces and one nat, daily knot!

The content is very simple:

Like Professor Snape (

Although the money is not much, I can't bear the large amount, and I can write love letters repeatedly.A large number of naval forces contracted this work.

"Professor Snape will definitely retaliate." Cedric exclaimed.

"Then he is the target of his revenge, Lockhart." William grinned: "He initiated the Valentine's Day event."

"What's that?!" Qiu raised his hand suddenly and pointed to the sky loudly.

All the students looked at the sky.

A huge Lockhart head, composed of countless turquoise stars-like things.

The words "Happy Valentine's Day", like a python, emerged from Lockhart's mouth like a tongue.

After it appeared, it rose higher and higher, and a cloud of green smoke emitted a dazzling light, which looked like a new constellation against the backdrop of the evening.

If Lockhart's head is replaced by a skeleton, and the font is replaced by a python... this is... the Dark Mark!

"Is Lockhart crazy?!" Cedric was dumbfounded.

William shrugged.

almost,

This stupid groundhog!

More than stupid, it is stupid.

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