Homncrus is NOT ROM - What Homncrus Has Returned Less Being In Another World - (WEB Version)

I woke up. Melia had her head with a blue face.

I have seen Balzac with similar symptoms before.

He said he was hungover.

Last night, Merliah, who was rapping her own known hero, Tan, was consuming fruit liquor to improve the slip of that tongue.

Kukuri says the fruit liquor is sweet and easy to drink because of its good tongue feel, but later the drunkenness strikes.

I don't know if you know that. Meliá drank the water, but she took all the fruit liquor into her body.

I left the room with Meliá rolling around the bed rubbing my chest and belly.

When I visited Blade and Kukri's room, Kukri was still in the futon and Blade welcomed me.

When Meliá told her that she was hungover, Blade sighed and smiled bitterly, saying that the women should let her sleep, and took me out of the inn.

We headed straight for the Adventurer Alliance building.

When you enter the building, you will see a flicker and a person watching how we are.

Probably the ones who watched the noise we made yesterday at the tavern.

Nevertheless, I decided to ignore it because I was not doing anything just watching it on the far roll.

Blade caught an Alliance official he had responded to yesterday and asked him about where he could procure a horse,

"What!? Horses aren't for sale.

What do you mean!!

"Within the Empire, horses are forbidden to buy or sell individuals because they are treated as military materiel.

If the army were to expedite, the horses would be used to transport the cavalry as well as the barracks.

Horses like those used for the merchant carriage were also acquired via the Merchant Guild, which was paid down by the military.

You may be able to get it on the dark route, but I don't know. "

Blade shut up.

Perhaps the horse we rode from Bern Delta was a Southern family entanglement.

"If you're looking for a leg for your trip, there's a ride carriage for you."

"Can you ride in such a chintara running carriage?

Besides, you're required to put guild adventurers on escorts, and passengers have to pay those guys a commission in half, right?

I can't even help you with that shit. I'm so sorry. "

Blade's voice goes loud into the ears of the adventurers around him as well.

I feel my peripheral gaze has gotten tougher.

"Hmm? Instead, why don't we escort him?

We're gonna escort you, and they're gonna carry you in a carriage instead. "

"Only those who are registered with the Alliance can order quests.

When it comes to defending the church yesterday, I won't make it an issue because of the urgent response, but it's basically forbidden to do anything to sidestep the Alliance's quest.

Just in case...... Adventurer Registered?

"Damn it.

Let's go, Cruz. "

Blade turned his heel back and left the building.

"Adventurer registration!

You idiot, tell him to take the rest of the day off!

Blade and I are having lunch at a tavern a little further from the Adventurer's Guild.

Blade with booze is spitting his stupidity about the Adventurer Guild.

"Why should I join such a bunch of fucking people!

I don't want to do this anymore. "

"The horse has to give up.

I don't care if it's on foot. "

"Oh, I should have stopped by that church if this was happening.

Horses get lost, they hear things that make them feel bad, and there's nothing wrong with them. "

"But I could protect it.

Nearly twenty lives were saved by the sacrifice of two horses and Blade's mood.

It fits the split. "

Blade crooked his mouth and turned that way, but his expression began to soften.

About five meters ahead of Blade's gaze stands a woman in cloth.

The blue-haired brunette is long enough to sit on her hips and has fancy makeup on her eyes and mouth.

"It's a shitty city, but women aren't bad."

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[No name even if reincarnated]

"That's Blade's brother. Your eyes are high!

You're an exotic beauty!

[No name even if reincarnated]

'Where you're standing, you're a step higher than the floor.

Is it the stage?

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Stage?

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[No name even if reincarnated]

'Stage is a place where you perform dancing, songs and art.

I don't know what the hell you're gonna do. '

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I also observe her trends.

She largely took out the long spear and stabbed it at her feet.

The spear stands perpendicular to the floor like a column.

She keeps the spear close to her body so that she can hold it with her arms.

Then a man in a winged hat behind her put something like a metal cylinder on her lips.

From that cylinder a sound sounds like a bird's chirp.

But unlike the sounds of birds, sounds and sounds are artificially connected and feel like they mean something.

This is similar to the song, which Merliah was performing in the bath of Blade's house.

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[No name even if reincarnated]

"Www to be taken with Merriam-chan's tone-deaf song"

[No name even if reincarnated]

'You play more than a song.

Playing a song using an instrument is called playing.

Even so, that sounds like a pretty good ballad song.

And the tone looks flute. '

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The fairy is right, I feel comfortable listening.

Not just me, but the customers of the liquor store, and even Blade, are expressing themselves.

but their serene expression instantly turns to amazement.

The reason for this was that the woman on stage threw the cloth together in a bah and danced half-naked with only her chest and underbelly hidden in her underwear.

The tavern is wrapped in wah cheers.

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[No name even if reincarnated]

'Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[No name even if reincarnated]

"● REC ● REC ● REC ● REC ● REC ● REC"

[No name even if reincarnated]

"A pole dance show!!

Even during the day... it's great!

[◆ Baron Eguchi]

"Style's a bummer, too.

He was over 170 tall and saw three sizes as 90, 60 and 90 from the top '

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"Uhahahahahahahaha!!

Hey Cruz!!

What the fuck is this!?

I've never seen anything like this in Sowen!!

"They say pole dance show......"

In response to Blade's question, I use fairy words to answer.

The woman is entangled in a vertically standing spear as she twists her body like a snake.

And a long nail painted blue grabs the spear softly with an impressive palm and moves his hand up and down.

The liquor store cheers even more.

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[No name even if reincarnated]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[No name even if reincarnated]

'Please be balder!!

[No name even if reincarnated]

" Hey, who said bald?

[No name even if reincarnated]

"Phew... ahh... Phew..."

Dyson

"Fuck...... even though I have a part-time job......"

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The fairies' voltage also goes up.

You guys are weird.

Further, the woman turns her head sideways and clasps the spear pattern with her lips, licking it around with her tongue.

The spear gets wet with the woman's saliva.

"What the heck - show me...

The one who thought this would be a genius. "

Blade is frowning and staring at the woman.

My hands are resting on my groin for some reason.

"What's wrong, sick?

When I asked Blade, a super-fast tensioner slammed him in the head.

"It's a menstrual phenomenon! Bogus!"

Blade yells at me with a nasty laugh.

The level of cheer and enthusiasm in the tavern increases even further when I rub my head against it.

The woman is laughing at the audience, with her groin pressed against the pattern of the spear, hands on the underwear put on her chest.

And then a boy, supposedly about ten years old, emerges from beside the man playing, raising his voice.

"Hi, hi, hi!

Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're enjoying yourselves!

If you want to see this continue, be very careful!

That's what he says. The boy walks with his hat upside down and sews it in front of his guests.

The customers all put the copper coins in the boy's hat.

Blade, who was watching that sight,

"Fuck you, I'm not doing this!!

I scream and throw sliced gold at the hat about a centimeter.

The boy who was grabbing the hat looked surprised for a moment,

"Heart! I got enough!!

Shouting, the guests cheer.

Among the cheers is also a mix of praise for Blade.

"Yo! Dear Sir!

"Thank you! Thanks!

"Ah... rambling in guilds and taverns... gehungehun!

Thanks! Just thanks!

Blade had a happy look on his face,

"Whoa! I won't suffer!

Enjoy yourselves!!

And I raised my voice.

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Dyson

"If I had a billing button, I'd be paying for a part-time job."

[No name even if reincarnated]

"Billing goes with meals!

[No name even if reincarnated]

'Thank you! Thanks!

[No name even if reincarnated]

"Blade's brother! I will follow you for life!!

[No name even if reincarnated]

"Homhom, do you understand?

This is what you're missing. "

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What do you mean?

But the situation is finally taking hold.

Seeing the reaction of the humans and fairies around me, I guess that woman's dancing is something that inspires excitement.

I see. Is this what you call entertainment?

The woman on stage removes the underwear she put on her chest and hides her breasts with long hair.

And I circled the underwear I took over my head and threw it.

The underwear danced through the universe and jumped into Blade's hands.

"K, Cruz!?

What do I do with this!?

Tell me what to do!!

Blade is confused sometime.

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[◆ Baron Eguchi]

'Why don't you just include it in your mouth?

[No name even if reincarnated]

" Fly Too Wwww"

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When I preach the words of Baron Eguchi,

"... you're so faceless and so absurd."

And, Blade gets a true face.

I feel more scared than praised.

The song being played turns into something intense.

The sound shifts into small pieces, stirring as if to lift the audience's cheer.

The woman strokes the spear with her body.

Blade, staring at that figure, which was no longer difficult to describe, squeezed the underwear thrown earlier,

"I made up my mind.

I want to hold that woman.

No hold!! You have to hold it!!

and raised his voice.

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[No name even if reincarnated]

"Hey, www, brother, cheat on me, www."

[No name even if reincarnated]

"Ya, don't -

But we can't stop... '

[No name even if reincarnated]

"What if Mr. Kukri finds out?"

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"Why don't you put a no in Kukri?"

"Idiot! There's a guy in the world who can ask you to play with fire!

This kind of thing is good because I'm going to hide!

Uh, my face was too well known to imitate poorly in Sowen, but it's a travel destination, so that's good!

"Is that what it is"

"That's what I'm talking about!

Oh, yeah.

That's why you're an accomplice?

You wanted to know about making kids.

Oh, speaking of which, you've been teased in church.

"What does holding that woman have to do with making kids?

"Huh, holding means something different from what you imagined.

Don't tell your daughter or Kukuri to learn about it. "

Blade holds my shoulder.

You mean there's a "hold" that means something different than this?

"Input"

"All right, all right, then I'll speak to that woman later Kossoli.

I have plenty of money.

Let me stretch the stick, but I'll shake your head vertically. "

"Ah, if I let something so splendid go first, wouldn't I be inferior to Lady Blade's stuff?

A cool, familiar voice hits his ear.

Blade, who was laughing with his big mouth open, hardened as if time had stopped and his reddish face turned bright white.

A woman's hand is placed on both shoulders of Blade.

The hand wraps up a killing spirit so condensed that you can see the black light.

"Lady Blade has a loud voice.

So much so that I can hear the voices stretched up in the store all the way to the street.

I see you two were having a good time leaving us alone. "

Kukuri grins with a big mouth.

My red hair looked like a flame burning on my back.

And next to it was Meliá staring at me with a freezing cold gaze.

"Mr. Cruz......

You seem to have been properly interested in this sort of thing.

Good for you.

That was fun.

You seem to prefer adult women like that to little girls like me. "

I wonder why.

My body is responding alertly as if it had been exposed to a loud beast roar.

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[No name even if reincarnated]

"Hom Hom!! Make an excuse!

That's not what I meant!

[No name even if reincarnated]

'Tell me you're not enjoying anything like this!

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"That's not what I'm going to do.

I'm not enjoying anything like this. "

As the fairy tells me, I speak. [M]

Meliá peeks into my face with surprised eyes.

There, a woman who was supposed to be on stage came up behind me,

"For you, too, it's a gift.

You like this kind of thing. "

And she whispered, and stuck a raw warm cloth into my mouth.

I spit it out immediately, but the cloth gets slapped in Merliah's face.

Meliá groans and spreads the cloth sideways to her hands.

That was the underwear the woman was wearing on her underbelly.

"Mr. Cruz's...... bakaaaaaa!!

Meliá stretched my cheeks out with momentum.

No damage, but I don't feel like I've lost something important.

It should be noted that Blade tried to escape into the gap where I was being strewn, but he suddenly fell down eating a spinning kick like Kukri's whip on his face.