How the Villain Lives

12. I love disaster movies

People think about things so easily.

'Isn't that a big deal?', 'something like that', 'something like that', I've never done it before, but if I go out on my own, I think it's that easy to do it. The same was true of the users who live in The Mission.

I have tried hunting monsters using martial arts and magic that transcend the abilities of the culprit. I didn't think it was that great. Don't you even have drinking water, fruits, and animal habitat on the map?

"This isn't a big deal."

"Well, it looks like a rabbit buys it, but dinner's like a rabbit."

People began to disappear into the forest with equal vigour. I thought if I didn't, I could get the fruit thick and catch a rabbit and enjoy dinner. However, that thought soon began to change.

"Are you sure there's real fruit here?"

"Apparently there's an apple on the map. That would be right."

"But you don't really see an apple, do you?"

On the map, it is clear that there is an apology. However, when the sun went over the other side and it was almost evening, the apple did not see much fruit. I looked up, and now my neck is going to be sore.

"Shouldn't we go back now?"

"I still don't have anything to harvest."

"You might not make it to the pond at night. I'm going to eat it first. Aren't you going to have a little something in your inventory? You can take it off with pre-prepared food for a day or so."

The warrior was forced to nod in the end. Even Normal doesn't think he can get the fruits if he belongs to an intermediate class. I was so ashamed that I couldn't lift my face. I looked around a little more in my mind, but I didn't have any income either. By the time the sun crossed the horizon with slow steps, the man who arrived at the pond was forced to frown his forehead.

"What is this?"

"What?"

"It's getting close to dinner, and I'm not ready for anything."

When they went and came back, this fountain had nothing changed. No, there is. It's like you're sitting in the shadows and resting on vacation after disarming your armed forces.

"I don't want a lot of things, but at least a campfire or a place to wipe. Is that so hard?"

"Oh, fire?"

As the woman raises her tail and bounces her finger, a small flaming arrow is created on the wand.

"Okay? By the way, did you get anything?"

"Unfortunately, there was no income. I don't know who took it or if we didn't find it."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no."

Ugh.

I want to beat up all my colleagues and allies and everything. The muttering of solitude to hear everything around him had a very good effect on raising people's annoyance. If this were a typical mission, I would have blown the bell and dismantled the party right away. However, the warrior endured. Don't you think three factors are enough to avoid murder?

"Okay, let's clean up the area a little bit from now on."

"Can I take a break? I'm strangely tired."

When someone said something, people nodded unconsciously. Warriors are strong enough to fight monsters all day long with heavy equipment. Strangely enough, I didn't fight today, but I lost a lot of stamina. Even if there is hot and cold weather in the forest, it will consume too much HP. Even warriors like me wanted to take off their clothes right now and do something with that cool water.

But he shook his head and said,

"Wouldn't it be better to rest once you've done all the hard work than to rest and work? Let's work a little harder."

"Oh, I'm tired."

"He's right. Let's work a little harder."

All the men had experience going to the army. I didn't tell them anything, but each of them scattered and started doing things that would help. Cleaning up the big stones and pebbles and collecting the branches, everything was moving in its own way. At first, the women who were looking at him were also beginning to raise their hands to see if their conscience had been pierced.

'I'm strangely tired and strangely annoying. Is it because it's hot?'

Clearly, a woman's behavior was not lacking enough to cause annoyance. However, it was not so easy for the leader, who led over eight parties, to blur his mind. I would have responded with a smile without losing my usual smile. A bandit who barely suppressed something from pushing up in his chest appeared and disappeared in the opposite direction until he chopped the area flat.

"I'm sorry. It took me a while to get out too far and come back."

"No, we haven't been back very long. Oh, but isn't that a rabbit?!"

"Luckily, I caught one. Even now, throwing a dagger is intermediate."

"I don't want you to eat one."

I heard a voice shouting openly, but the thief spits and shakes his head as the warrior grabs his arm and blows the wink.

"I'll take care of it in a matter of urgency. Everybody hungry?"

"Of course I'm hungry! Haha, I don't know what would have happened if I hadn't saved this rabbit."

"Thank you all. Khh."

The thief exaggerates, but no one says anything. They all smiled happily, slapping each other in the face or clapping lightly. However, because of someone's words that followed, everyone fell into static.

"But who cooks this?"

No matter how many magical superheroes you deal with and use, you can't live without eating. Rather, we have to eat much more than the average person. You only need that much calories to gain more power. However, it was not particularly difficult to get food.

In the early days, you can get as much food as you need for money and store it in your inventory. If you may already have finished or expensive food, but you buy it like dry food, you will probably be able to make enough food for three matches if you only consume an inventory secan. With that much time, there is no shortage of food to proceed with the mission.

There is no need to worry about the weekly mission because the NPCs pray for food. So people knew the importance of food but didn't care much. It wasn't hard to get. Therefore, no one had mastered the culinary skills.

"A woman like this..."

"Are you discriminating against men and women?! You know how to cook well because you're a woman?"

"So you think men are good at cooking? I've only made ramen and egg fries my whole life!"

"I have a cup."

"I've eaten it my whole life."

When I fell asleep, who couldn't cook, the atmosphere turned upside down.

"What's the big deal? Let's just bake it without the need to cook it grand!"

"Okay, so who's going to take that leather off?"

"… Do you have any slaughter experience?"

"……."

It was silent enough not to have to answer.

"But the warriors hunt monsters themselves, aren't they familiar with this?"

"Hey, I keep getting annoyed since you first met me. What did you do today? Why do you keep handing it over to the people around you?"

"I can make a fire!"

"Fire? I can make fire, too?"

"Phew, let's all calm down. I'm going to try to cook it somehow. And I don't think this will be enough for one thing, so please take out the food that you all have."

The size of the island was not quite that large.

Even though Sung-hoon ran for more than half a day, he was unable to move for less than twenty minutes. I'm glad to explore half the island, no matter how much I have until the end of the mission.

'I've already cleared 13 missions. That's smooth.'

In the case of the Drinking Water Pollution mission, it did not end in a single sheet.

If you contaminate 1 place, if you contaminate 3 places, if you contaminate Class B, if you contaminate 7 places, if you contaminate Class A, if you contaminate 15 places or more, there are quite a number of redundant missions in Class S, resulting in an enormous number of 1500.

[Water Pollution], [Trap Installation], [Ambush], and [Murder] were the sub-missions currently completed.

It was only around that time that Sung-hoon returned to the pond where he first discovered it again and almost burst into flames when he saw the group.

"No, does it make sense that there is no food?"

"I mean, I don't buy a lot of food."

"What do you call that now? What should I do if I do this already? Besides, you're not eating anyone else's food, are you?"

"So I didn't bring it! There's also the word" Decimal "! All you have to do is take one sip!"

A woman who lies in plain sight that she didn't bring food. There was no foolishness in such clumsy words, and everyone was furious. After all, while the workshop was on its way, the warrior finally came up with a solution.

"You don't have any food in your inventory?"

"I see."

"Okay, then prove it."

"How? You can't see the inventory."

"What is your inventory rating?"

"... I'm a junior?"

As soon as he heard that, the warrior immediately borrowed various items from the people around him and began to lay them on the floor. From throwing daggers to small crossbows, axes and leather armor, there were ten different items.

"Please remove the items from your inventory in one place. Lesser inventory can store a total of ten types of items, so if you don't have real food, you can store all the items here."

"Yes, yes?"

There is no way to check someone else's inventory. So I couldn't always stop sneaking loot out, and the way I devised to stop it was to empty the inventory the warrior was talking about right now. In the case of Sung-hoon, it was for this reason that he said that he currently had a senior inventory, but that he had an intermediate inventory nearby.

The Wizard kept hesitating as he touched his finger, not knowing if a man would suddenly ask to be emptied. Soon after, she pulls out a bag of dry food.

"I knew it would be like that."

Despite the thunderous murmuring of the bandit, I didn't say anything this time.

I write it and I get cancer.