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"I'll have it."

After I put my hands together, I spooned some of the omelet and carried it to my mouth. The flavor of ketchup that spreads over the tongue for a fluffy egg texture. Oh, here it is. Omelette was my favorite when I was human. Trying to be a champion doesn't change that.

"Dear Yout. I've been wondering, how come you've been summoning harmful cuisine lately - human cuisine?

Henri asked me, eating something like a carcass of potato bugs in the front seat. That's not how an ex-human I can eat such a grotesque thing. I feel confident to throw up the moment I put it in my mouth.

"... Huh. If the rest destroys both humans, the cuisine of both humans will also disappear from this world. I'm going to try to taste it within the moment."

"I see. The boulder, Master Ute, you have a deep instrumentation."

Well, I don't want to destroy humans any more. Even if I didn't say this, Henri wouldn't be convinced either.

"But let me also prepare regular dishes, if you don't mind? Today's recommendation is I'm eating this -"

"No, good. That's enough for the rest."

Your normality is not normal to me. I don't even want to eat in such a punitive game.

"It was a treat"

Finish your omelet and I'll put my hands together. I think I'll have the curry made tomorrow.

"How was the taste, Master Euto?"

"Well, that was okay."

When I answered that, Henri opened her eyes and dropped the fork she had on the floor. What's the matter with you?

"Sort of... So you weren't satisfied at all!? Sincerely sorry!!"

Why does that happen!?

"We call on whoever cooked the dishes of Youto here now!! Make yourself hurt instantly!!"

"Relax Henri!! I am very satisfied with the rest!!"

I breathed heavily in my heart. [M] Can't help the intensity of Henri's assumptions......

Same night. It was bedtime and I moved to my bedroom. This space calms down the most in the Castle of the King. Then you may wish you were caged in your bedroom all the time, but that's not how it works in the position of the King. It is also a splendid duty as a champion to sit down honorably on the throne of that great hall. I know you're not bored...

I heard knocking on the bedroom door as I tried to lie down in bed trying to get some sleep. Is that Henri? What's going on at this hour?

When I said "in," the door opened quietly. There stood a guide Henri. For some reason the trinity of maid demons are with them.

"I apologize for being late at night, Master Ute. Would you like some time now?

"Oh. That's good."

Then after the maid demons lowered their heads deeply, they entered the bedroom and lay down in front of me. It's pretty cute to see all three of them nearby... so why are these kids in my bedroom?

"Henri, who are these people?

"These are the ones who will be dealing with the night of Lord Ute."

"Bu ho!? Oh ho, ho!!"

I couldn't help but think. [M] The other guy at night!? That's what you're talking about!?

"What have you done, Dear Yout!? Are you okay?!?"

"Ah, oh. Better than that, Henri. I don't remember asking for the rest of it..."

"Yes, it's my call. Yout didn't seem to be feeling very well today, so I thought about getting them to dissipate in their bodies."

"Dispersion...!?"

"Yes, because that is also one of the tasks of a maid demon"

I've just killed 50,000 human beings, and I'm sure they were depressed. I was going to behave as I normally do, but was Henri able to spot me... But the idea would fly too far. I'm a real virgin here.

"If my judgment is incorrect, this Henri, is now in possession of self-harm"

"Yes, no. I'm so glad you cared."

"Thank you for your kind words."

Oh, I said...

"But do you guys really want that?

I ask the maid demons. Then the maid demon in the middle answered:

"Naturally. It is no exaggeration to say that we have lived to this day for this time."

No, I think it's an exaggeration!? I'll take more care of my body!!

"If it's true, I would have liked to be your opponent, but I decided it would be better if I had a few more diets and busts..."

"Henri, what are you talking about?

"Ha!? Excuse me! Anything more unhappy with that, Master Ute?

I don't know what to say from dissatisfaction......

"Could the three of us not have enough? I was also anxious that the triplets might not forgive me considering the utensils of Lord Euto..."

"No, it's not a matter of numbers..."

"Do you have experience or no experience, do you care? Rest assured, they are all virgins. I'm a virgin too, by the way."

"Not..."

"Ha! No way I didn't like the look and style of these people!?"

"Huh?"

"Sorry!! It is my responsibility to prepare both of these!! These maid demons will hurt themselves!!"

Why does that happen!? Stop engaging others in self-harm!!

"Easy, Henri. These people fully satisfy the rest of their ideals. I can't possibly be unhappy with your consideration."

I just have to say......

"Ho, is that true! This Henri is the extreme of joy...!!"

Yeah, something's gotten me to the point where I can't turn back anymore.

"Then Master Ute. Enjoy yourself."

That said Henri left the scene, and three maid demons remained in the bedroom. Well, what's going on? I can't really do "that kind of thing" with these kids...