I am a nobleman in England

"Thank you--"

Arthur, who was enjoying dinner with a knife and fork, smiled and held the crystal clear decanter with white gloves, said the butler Paul, who poured red wine into the new empty glass.

"Please enjoy--"

With an elegant smile, Paul poured the red wine, put down the decanter, took a step back, and watched his earl enjoy the new dishes and wine pairings.

On the noble table, almost every dish will be paired with different wines, and the amount of wine is really not average.

In fact, European aristocrats have a very large amount of drinks for a meal, and this is usually handled entirely by the butler.Including wine selection and purchasing, inventory management, food and wine pairing and proper wine serving, etc.

Of course, how many bottles of wine there are in the cellar, the price, and the drinking situation, etc., the butler will register everything in detail. Keeping control of the wine inventory is one of the important tasks of the butler.

Of course, this also means that all the wines that the nobles drank have passed through the mouth of the butler in advance, and only ordered after confirmation.Haha, I have to say that being a housekeeper is also very happy, after all, the wine that nobles drink is extraordinary!

Some people may wonder, after a period of Western food, a dozen or twenty dishes, with so many wines, it’s strange not to be drunk.Well, for this, Arthur can only say that there is no need to worry about this problem at all, because every glass of wine is one or two mouthfuls, just taste it.

It’s worth mentioning that, generally speaking, there are as many decanters as there are bottles of wine, because Paul the butler almost never pours wine directly from the bottle, whether it’s wine, cognac or whiskey, all decanters are used. Or pour out in other delicate containers.

Therefore, for the nobles, some people envy and hate, others think that they are boring and boring, because the daily task of the nobles is to go outdoors for a walk, hunting or riding horses, and of course they also wear gorgeous and elegant dresses to attend various celebrity banquets. Eat and drink with four meals a day.

After Arthur had enjoyed a sumptuous French meal, he was full of food and drink, lit a cigar comfortably, and smiled at the butler Paul who stood by: "Really, nowhere is better than home."

"Your house is your castle. Not having a home is like a snail without a shell. The walls of your home give people comfort, tranquility, and safety." Paul the butler smiled and said an English proverb."Since you are tired from running around, Lord, you will stay at home for a while and take a break this time."

"Hehe, although I really want to stay at home, there are so many things that I can't stop." Arthur shook his head and spit out a puff of smoke, watching the butler Paul continue: "I am leaving for the United States soon. "

"America?" Butler Paul murmured with a slight frown, with a look of disdain on his face, although it was only a flash, but Arthur caught it."The people there are arrogant and rude, speaking grammatically wrong English..."

In this regard, Arthur also shook his head and laughed in his heart. Old-school English gentlemen like Paul the butler, and people immersed in the afterglow of British diguo, have great prejudice against the rude, uneducated, and tasteless America.

Well, I have to say that in general, many British people don't think much of Americans. British people are relatively low-key and pragmatic. They hate people who feel good about themselves and talk high-profile. These Americans basically account for them.

Americans are self-confident, bragging, and like to tell jokes, and their tone and words are very arrogant. Many things will eventually involve "the bald eagle is the country of choice" and "the bald eagle is the number one in the world."This is very annoying and terrible to the British, with a sandy pot thought.

What is even more frustrating is that the British generally believe that every society has stupid people and geniuses, but there are particularly many in the United States...

In fact, most British people seem to look down on Americans and often complain about their rudeness and ignorance. However, they are actually very concerned about the United States, from current affairs news to leisure and entertainment.

On the contrary, Americans do not pay much attention to what the British think and do, and do not deliberately observe and think in daily life. It is not a joke. Even many Americans don’t know where the UK is. The most shocking thing is that Americans are surprised. Yes, it turns out that the UK also speaks English...

Well, this is really nothing new for the arrogant bald eagles, because they only care about themselves, have no interest and no time to understand the world outside the United States, because in their opinion, there is only a bald eagle in the world!

Even for some Americans who know the UK, most of them are based on the prejudices of the media.For example, American pop culture always emphasizes British history and wangshi culture. Many Americans admire European castle culture, thinking that modern British people still live in medieval-style castles, calling out a dozen servants with a straight face. .

Many Americans are surprised to discover after getting off the plane that Britain is a modern country, London is a modern city, and the British are smiling rather than stern...For example, there are McDonald's in the UK...

Therefore, the bald eagle has a prejudiced perception of all countries and people except for its own country. Basically, how the media promotes, they think that, anyway, they don't care, so it always appears stupid.

As for English, in the eyes of British people like Butler Paul, there is only one English in the world, that is, English and other grammatical errors.

Well, Arthur also had to have a headache about language, because the difference between English and American is actually much larger than imagined, perhaps even bigger than the difference between Mandarin and Qiong Yao's opera.

"I went there to make money, and I also bought a mansion in Los Angeles. I haven't looked at it. This time I happened to have a place to live in the past." Arthur explained with a smile.

"That's it..." Butler Paul groaned and immediately proposed: "Lord, I will arrange two people to go to the United States with you, let them be with you, so I can rest assured that after arriving in the United States, they will help You hire maids and waiters, and hand over your food, clothing, shelter and transportation to rude Americans. I can't rest assured."

"Haha. Okay, look at the arrangement." Looking at the butler Paul's serious look, Arthur did not refuse, nor did he want to refuse. To be honest, he still has his own people around, which is more comfortable and convenient.

"By the way, there are security issues. I need to add three more bodyguards to you. The Americans are a group of violent barbarians, and everyone has a strong...Lord, sorry, I'm sorry, I will give you right away. Go and arrange an accompanying person."

Arthur twitched at the corner of his mouth, looking at the butler Paul who gracefully saluted him, and then hurried away, opened his mouth, and finally shook his head and laughed. Okay, happy bald eagle, qiang hit every day, it is indeed to improve the security level. .

Two days later, when Arthur looked at the security team that had become six people, plus the waiters of three men and three women, the entourage of the maids, and the large bags and dozens of suitcases, he was really speechless.

No way, he originally planned to take an international flight, so he could only choose to lease a private jet and fly to Los Angeles.

On the private plane to San Francisco, Arthur became interested in the real and strange flight path of the plane, because his plane had to turn around in San Francisco before landing in Los Angeles.

For this reason, Arthur asked the tall, beautifully uniform flight attendant, why not fly straight to Los Angeles. After the flight attendant’s sweet smile explained, Arthur suddenly realized.

To understand the flight path of the aircraft, and to explain this matter, another kind of map is needed, that is, the map in the horizontal mode.

This map is centered on the North Pole.The horizon map has a history of almost thousands of years. It is still used as an official map by the United States Geological Survey and is also used as a symbol of the United Nations, the International Civil Aviation Organization, and the International Maritime Organization.

According to the map of the horizon model, a direct flight to San Francisco is a straight line with the shortest distance.

Well, I think that all teachers teach in this way, the earth is a sphere, not a flat ground.However, in the real world, airplane routes tell us that the earth is not a sphere, it is flat...

Eleven hours later, Arthur, who was asleep, was softly awakened by the maid accompanying him and told him that he would arrive in Los Angeles in half an hour.

Arthur took off his blindfold, yawned, lifted the quilt, and waited for the maid to put his slippers on before he went down to the ground to do a few stretches, walked to the bathroom, washed and showered.

When he finished washing out, the maid had already prepared a suit shirt made of light, high-grade fabrics for him, and put on his clothes under the care of the maid. Then Arthur left the bedroom and walked to the middle living room cabin. .

To be honest, when he first came to this world, Arthur was a little uncomfortable with the luxurious life of the nobility. For example, the maid served meticulously, tying buttons, wearing slippers, tying shoelaces, and ties. He was very awkward.

Especially in the early morning, you should know that although the maids chosen by the butler Paul are not beautiful women, they are all with exquisite features and tall and graceful figures. Therefore, it is inevitable to be a little embarrassed to be dressed in such a sense of distance.

However, when he realized that he was the only one who felt embarrassed, he didn't care, because the two personal maids arranged for him by the butler Paul were all-encompassing...

noble!

Sure enough, the truly extravagant aristocratic life is not comparable to a feast...

Spring is a vibrant season.Everything grows, grass grows and warblers fly, the most beautiful season of the year.

Get out of the cabin, breathe in the fresh air, bathe in bright sunshine, and feel the charm of Los Angeles spring!

California sunshine.

Stepping on the land in Los Angeles, Arthur looked at ten black Ford SUVs not far from the tarmac, and the American subordinates who came up quickly and smiled, and took a deep breath.

Hollywood, I'm here, and enjoy the bright spring light, let's make it together!

The American dream is like a cinnabar mole in everyone's heart. Whether you like this country or not, you can't resist its YOUHUO.