I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Recruiting "safe" women while being careful not to have sexually transmitted or sexually transmitted infections in a well-kept whorehouse became one of the tasks of the Bureau of Military Stations, the Department of Wartime Medicine.

Naturally, not so many people like it and want to be whores, so the pay is expensive and the treatment is good.

"That's why it's the perfect profession for horny devils like us, well, 'the vocation'"

And, Mr. Miina.

"Interested in the ecology of the succubus? Succubus, like any other species, puts food in his mouth and digests it in his stomach to gain life energy. But you also get energy in the mouth down there."

I was impressed that there was a woman who would flatly say "bottom mouth" before the ecology.

I thought you were only in a thin book. If you think so, things seem a little different.

"The mouth below, that's not a metaphor or anything. Because it is sweet or sour by race. So people have different tastes. I like vampires, by the way. It tastes sweet and sour. It's all bitter up there."

"Heh."

I see, it's a completely untamed story.

Currently, I'm looking around the whorehouse "Milché" with Mr. Riina and Mr. Miina.

I've never seen a whorehouse before, and I didn't know about the ecology of horny demons, so I'm just getting a professor on the road about them.

It should be noted that, initially planned, this story was to be heard by Mr. Riina.

But she is currently useless because she is silent in made-up clothes that would suit her if she did.

Are you amiable because of the unique ecology of the Suomi sisters, horny devils, whose personality is the opposite?

To see how Miina is doing, it might be more appropriate to say "Mr. Riina is not comfortable with her sister" than to say she is unfriendly.

Anyway, I just said a discount plus because it's not a loss to see that Mr. Riina is walking inside a whorehouse in goth remade clothes with a bright red face.

Why is there no photo machine in this world?

"Don't look too..."

"Oh, excuse me. You look great, you know."

"Ugh..."

My sister has a word against Mr. Riina, who bows her face.

"Hmm, you're a mighty enemy while my sister, after all"

I can't ask what. Needless to say.

gossip.

The horny demon is sucking someone else's "semen," as Miina explained earlier, to energize it.

Even food can consume energy, but semen is more efficient and so on.

And they can still produce pheromones that entice all races to consume energy efficiently, and their appearance evolves attractively, and even use physical alteration magic that changes their bodies and faces to suit their preferences.

"Whatever your face, is your body too? So you're still in the same condition?

"This is a vegan state. Look, there's fat people in the world, skanks, lolicons, right? I use it when I serve people like that. Like this."

The moment Miina patted her fingers, her height and bust became as small as Mr. Yayoi's.

I knew perfectly well that whores were a vocation to the horny devil.

You can get as much food as you want, plus money.

They are the people they are looking for because doing the act is in itself a life-support activity and they have no resistance to it at all.

It should be noted that there are also Incubus, a male succubus, but since female soldiers are rare in the Demon King's Army, there are quite few women's whorehouses.

"Some incubators do business with men, though."

"That would be there..."

Homosexuals are found in every country.

I don't know if it helps or doesn't stand like that. Examine each room with an explanation, the point being the room where the horny devil does a nani on the customer.

The point to be examined is hygiene.

STDs and STIs must of course also be examined in detail for the presence or absence of normal pathogens and infections.

Have you been ventilated?

Enough disinfection?

Cleaning's decent, isn't it?

Several rooms were "in use" because they came on a business day, but I went around all the rooms as far as I could.

Furthermore, medical examinations are carried out for each and every prostitute.

The focus is on what Miina calls "the mouth below," but that's what Gabriel and Riina do because they're not specialized in boulders.

"So, is Mr. Gabriel going to inspect it?

"You called it for that, didn't you?

"No, it is, though."

... Well, there was also a male obstetrician and gynecologist in Japan and is there a problem? That's the job, isn't it?

"Well, I guess I'll be there for the inspection too! See you later, Mr. Akira. Oh, if it is, room 302 is empty, so someone can call it in and use it appropriately!

"I won't use it."

I think I found out that Mr. Riina is not a succubus.

---

The hygiene inspections in each room are generally completed and into the work of the packing.

Unexpectedly, room 302 is being used because there was no room for work.

Naturally, alone.

Good hygiene.

The medical examination is still ongoing, but it is generally good whether Ms. Miina manages it well.

Employees suffering from illness are given a proper rest, suggesting an easy side job for those who are financially pressuring them, or recommending a new job if necessary.

They also seem to be checking each person's mental state in detail, and sometimes they ask the Demon King's Army and Guild to call counselors.

"Mirche" seems to have quite a bit of labor control.

Instead of examination, this one wants to apprentice.

Mr. Riina is serious too, but Mr. Miina is also equivalent. I knew you were sisters.

After about thirty minutes, the door was knocked and Mr. Riina came in.

Because I'm wearing the example goslol remade clothes, I thought for a moment that I called someone weird.

"Are you okay with the diagnosis now?

"Yes. Well, it's okay because we have enough people, because the Tenzi said so."

"It's Mr. Gabriel. Did you forget your name?

"Oh, I'm sorry!

Hmm. Let's panic, something must have happened.

During the whimpering diagnosis, he said, "Hey, Riina, take it off, too!" Or my sister must have told me.

"I'm sorry about today. I should have told you about this store in advance."

"Yes, no. It's okay, because I'm not like a succubus..."

Even in goslol remade clothes, Mr. Riina is Mr. Riina as usual.

Though he seems to want to be a horny devil.

"My sister taught me how to live a succubus, or something like that. My sister also taught me about men and studying to do things like that..."

"What's more"

"Huh!? Ya, uh... the"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I followed. You don't have to tell me."

Danger. I almost asked Mr. Riina something weird. Sexual harassment.

"Oh, no, it's okay. It's just that I... My sister Miina asked me to take a peek from the next room at the guy's 'act'... and I was just shocked."

I told you, this girl. And Sarah, I said something amazing about this girl.

What, you told me to look at my sister's affair and study? Is that how the horny devil's education policy works?

"That's... tough"

"Yes... that sweet, lovely, studious, perfect sister for everything... I've seen you deal with that stuff... like this since..."

"I guess..."

I sympathize with Mr. Riina.

It is true that both humans and animals grow when they see the actions of their parents and brothers.

That is the most classic education. That you can pretend to be people and pretend to be me again.

But when it comes to sex education, kind of. No, it's nothing horny. It's a meal act.

"If you don't want to, you don't have to. It's best as it is."

"So, but the Succubus..."

"You're not going to die, are you?

"Yes, but..."

"Then no problem."

If your lower mouth refuses to receive it, you can just use your upper mouth.

Some Japanese don't like white rice, and some vegetarian Americans.

Some men like men, some women like women.

Some of them are animals, inorganic objects, and at the end of them, they marry two-dimensional women in the screen.

Some Osaka people are uninteresting gags, while others are Shimodo Kochi prefects.

That's personality.

Nationality and pedigree are ruthlessly fluffy beings that "feel more or less like that".

I guess it's my personality again to be flushed by such an obscure thing.

"Mr. Riina is better off right now. Even if you can't force yourself to be a lecher, you probably can't."

"Oh really...?

"Probably."

It's not like you can't do it, but it's more efficient to do something else if it's enough to use your effort to do that.

I'm not trying to change my personality.

"That's not if you're saying this. Let's get the paperwork together quickly. It'll be over soon, and I don't know how you're gonna get mad at Mr. Sophia."

That's what I said when I tried to get my hands on the paperwork, and I heard a rattle.

"Mr. Akira...... Um, I give up from the beginning without trying... no, right?

"Yes? Well... in general, yes"

Yeah? The flow's getting a little suspicious, huh?

I don't know, I feel like I'm saying it in a dangerous direction.

"So, uh, I came to the corner store, and my sisters put me on 'business tools', and I thought I'd try my best..."

"Mr. Riina? What are you thinking?

A business tool? Right, is that a business tool? That's right.

Something that is not practical about goth lollymade clothing is strange in itself, no matter how much it is stored for Mr. Riina.

I mean, you know, because that's what it is?

"And I, Mr. Akira, thought I could do it!

Yeah, 'cause this isn't working.

Look, ladies and gentlemen, this story is about a healthy, commonsense military station, not a Tuesday afternoon drama where you can catch up to cliffs around Sophia with your hands on your men.

So, Mr. Riina, stop dyeing your cheeks and putting your face closer together.

There's a limit to being rational, so it's Mr. Riina's reason. Think about it!

"I don't think I've finished my checkup yet..."

but the thought didn't make sense and I was unnecessarily pushed down on the bed in room 302.

Oh, I didn't expect the day to come when Mr. Riina would push me down.

What's going to happen to me?

Her face is already bright red, and the exhalation overflowing from her mouth smells sweet.

"Mr. Akira, so the... me..."

And here I finally realized.

That's for sure Mr. Riina......

"Mr. Miina, if you do any more, your sister will hate you, won't she?

…………

After about ten seconds of stopping time, Mr. Riina's face finally left.

My face was dyed red with the same look as usual. The color of my skin is the same. But I did what Mr. Riina would never do.

"Nfu. Are you broken? Where the hell was I?

"I didn't realize you were on your way. He just called me" Mr. Akira, "so I thought maybe."

"Uh, I told you." Dear Director "?

"Right."

Tehepero, Riina with the expression, Toto Miina.

As she rang her fingers, her height and physique facial hairstyle returned to the earlier Mr. Miina.

Strangely enough, the size of the clothes is perfect even though the height and physique have changed. Magic is amazing.

"So, why did you do this?

"I wonder what 'human' tastes like. Because I've never eaten."

"You're not sure if you're joking or serious..."

Does that mean "tasting" for a succubus? I almost lost my virginity.

"Well, half a joke. I was thinking about defining what kind of 'human' my sister's boss is."

"I see. Then you'll be convinced. So, what was the rating?

"Fifty-eight points, I guess."

"This is tough again"

What a real number popped up.

"First of all, I came so close to you and you don't get on the invite, so minus 30 points"

"Is that Mr. Riina's boss, an exam to look at, right?

"That's right. And you're dressed as Riina, but you don't ride the invitation, so minus 30 points."

Why are you decreasing?

Rather add some points. A priest who can't even get his hands on his men when he gets here has an unbeatable sense of integrity.

"And then something smelled like preaching and I didn't like it. Minus thirty points."

"The reason is getting cluttered up."

"What brings you to a whorehouse and you don't call a whore? Minus ten points!

"It's work!

Exactly that subtraction is too irrational!

Besides, I already have zero points. Is there anything after this?

"That's all you lack in your charm as a man. Even as a boss, I don't know what to say."

"That beats Miina..."

"Well, it's what a whorehouse manager cares about. It's like family."

"Family."

Is this a real, at-home place to work?

It was such a word black symbol in Japan, but not here.

Earlier, it was obvious from the Mirche employee's labor management.

Besides, if what Miina said during the act is true, she also seems to understand Mr. Riina.

It included a bit of self-admiration though.

"Your mother is in trouble. You can't just take care of one person, you have to look at everyone equally. Don't get shallow trying to look equal. You have to identify your personality. Even if someone gets sick, don't hang out."

"That's tough"

"That's right. But Akira could be a good father."

"I'm not planning on having kids."

"Pfft, I didn't..."

And when Mr. Miina laughed and tried to tell us the rest..., the door to room 302 was knocked out of the blue.

"Dear Director! Are you all right! Oh, did your sister do something mundane!

"Alas, it came unexpectedly fast. Tilia told me to hold off for about half an hour."

"What are you doing?"

I got up and unlocked the door.

There she was, Riina, who had returned to her usual demon king army clothes, not wearing goslol remade clothes that had been forced on Miina or Tilia until earlier.

"Dear Director! Hey, haven't they done anything?

Mr. Riina touches my body to see if there's anything unusual.

But on the other hand, I was curious about something.

"............... it's real, isn't it?

Mr. Tilia doesn't fall, does she?

"Yes? Uh, real, right?

"What's the name of the elf in charge of the Barracks Bureau?

"? Um, Mr. Yurier, the out-of-court guy, is halfling, right?

All right, that's real.

"Oh, excuse me. I was about to be attacked by a Miina like Riina earlier."

"Are you making me your sister -!!"

"Go ahead?

Later, the fight between the Suomi sisters continued.

Even when I said quarrel, though both sides seemed to enjoy it.

---

"As a result of Mr. Gabriel's medical examination, they are all clear. Good hygiene and thorough labor management. Instead of the threshold, it's a model whorehouse."

"So, no problem?

"Yes. Sorry for the inconvenience. If there's anything I can do for you, I'll arrange it with the station. Liina's sister, so I hear it's a little impossible."

"Oh, bye -"

The inspection of Mirche, an approved whorehouse, has been successfully completed.

Informed that regular inspections will be carried out every few months in the future, and asked about the supplies and equipment to be arranged at the barracks station, and the work is closed today.

Mr. Miina The following employees were playing with Mr. Riina dressed like a dressing doll in tears that they didn't know were lying or true, wondering if they would be able to see her again for a while.

Naturally, Mr. Riina's eyes were dead. I've never seen her like that before.

"... by the way, Mr. Miina"

"What?

"Details of the score, I was still on my way. After all, what was the reason for 58 points?

It's a simple story.

Mr. Miina looked back and answered looking at Mr. Riina.

"Sure, Mr. Akira is a bad guy, both as a man and as a boss, but I take a good look at Riina. I'm probably looking at, or trying to look at, the other guys. That's 50 plus points."

"Is that fifty points? I didn't do anything that highly regarded."

"Really? It's easy to say, typical of There are more people who haven't been able to do this."

That may indeed be the case.

My boss in Japan was just like that.

It's not like I shouldn't be in charge, but that's only if I can manage my people.

That would be my job as a boss.

"So, what's the other eight points?

"That's right."

I replied, smiling and bringing my index finger in front of my lips.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

"... This is... I'll think about it by the next periodic inspection."

"Mm-hmm. Homework, then. But I'm glad you're here next time, not at work."

When Miina said that, she looked back and broke into the employees who were toying with Mr. Tilia or less and let Mr. Riina go.

She has messed up her hair and outfit and knows exactly how she was rubbed by everyone.

"... good luck"

"I'm tired."

I guess.

I'm staying here or I'm going back to the station!

All I'm saying is, Mr. Riina tried to get in the carriage so she could escape.

That moment, Mr. Miina calls it off.

"Riina!"

"... Yes?

"Riina. I'm not saying you can work here, but this is already our new home. If anything happens, come back anytime. 'Cause you're welcome."

…………

Mr. Riina answered after a short silence.

"And for a while I won't..."

"Er..."

No, well, if you go through that rub, you will.

"Say hello to Riina. We look forward to seeing you again, Director (...)"

As the carriage ran out, Mr. Miina pinched the edge of his skirt and bowed.

That attitude, which shows off to the end, is undoubtedly the work of the succubus.

Oh, boy.