I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

"- So..."

"............... what, well"

Looks like long-awaited rookie Alpa Wakaiya is good at pushing in the direction of the day after tomorrow.

How did this happen?

I don't feel like it's at the level of intense assumptions. Oh, that's why you volunteered for the Demon King's Army?

But why did you hire me? Is that harassment? Is that harassment?

Lately it's been completely gone like that, but is it still a deep-rooted problem?

"Ugh, excuse me. I'm just impudent..."

"Oh, no, it's not what Mr. Riina cares about. I can't hide being human or my relationship with Mr. Sophia."

I'm not even willing to hide it. Rather, this kind of thing doesn't waver better if it's grand. Probably, I'm sure.

"But I don't think you're usually that hostile... Dear Akira, did you hide from me and make something of yourself?

"If I said I had no idea, I'd be lying..."

I don't remember doing anything to Wakaiya-kun, but indirectly, I have a lot on my mind.

Has it cut the IGAD budget, or did you find evidence of material embezzlement in the gendarmerie and stick it out to His Majesty? Or has it somehow been told and held a weakness? Then I have too many thoughts...

and so on, but surprisingly the answer seemed simple.

The only person who knew that was Eli, who was listening beside him.

"Probably, but I'm sure Mr. Wakaiya is in love with Mr. Sophia?

"... on what grounds?

"He's following Mr. Sophia with his eyes when he realizes, and when Mr. Sophia talks to him, his eyes swim for a moment."

What an easy boy to understand in love.

Mr. Sophia also reported some of his suspicious moves by saying, "Oh, speaking of -" as he seemed to have an idea.

This is the face to face with no inside on top of the hair/white. I think Wakaiya-kun is probably the fierce one who dumps inside in that situation. I'm sad.

Whatever, I know why.

It would be prejudice and jealousy towards humans. What a pain in the ass. Mr. Sophia sighed loudly too and murmured, "... you're in trouble".

"You're hot, Mr. Sophia"

"You're not very happy. I already have someone in my mind."

It makes me happy. But I want you to stop doing that in front of everyone. I don't know if it's deliberate or natural, but it's not a level of embarrassment. This.

"... well, that's what it is. It is difficult, both privately and publicly, for the situation to deteriorate any further. Wakaiya-kun, if you stay like this, you'll be called an incompetent worker."

"What, that?

Eli tilted his neck, and other Sophia and Riina likewise raised a question mark overhead.

An aphorism supposedly said by a military man on Earth. The theory is intense that it is a fabrication of future generations, but the full text is more or less as follows.

There are four types of military personnel in the world: "competent lazy," "competent worker," "incompetent lazy," and "incompetent worker".

"Competent Lazy" is for the Commander.

"Competent workers" are suitable for staff.

The "incompetent lazy" is suitable for infantry (or commander-in-chief).

The "incompetent worker" has no choice but to kill.

I broke it, but it looks like this.

You do things you don't have to do, you should kill them because instead of wasting your time they will be the evil of society. It means that.

"... are you going to kill me?

"It's a metaphor. Besides, I don't know if he's really incompetent.... Mr. Riina, what did you look like as your immediate supervisor?

"Er………………………. Um, wait a minute. Because I remember now."

"Oh, you don't have to"

Let's give up, that's a waste of time.

I can't think of a good place at the level where Mr. Riina throws a spoon. I wonder about this. I don't want to hear one and know ten, but at least if I hear ten, I want you to understand about three.

Still, we still have an easy job to do in itself, so is it not the only salvation to say that we are incompetent at all?

"So, what's he doing now?

"... Transport route development work to the Tapage position. I stopped it, but I started it on my own... even though it's hard..."

I wonder if the crime of anti-life applies even in the affairs of the barracks...

"Dear Akira, what do you want to do? Even if we don't kill him now, we can fly him to Punishment Squad, Window Departments, all sorts of places, right?

"Mr. Sophia, I'm afraid of what you're saying."

"No, it's disgusting to be seen as so serious, to be honest."

That's why I'm scared.

"Sophia's opinion can't be extreme, hey...... Perhaps the battle unit would be better suited to go around, right?

And, Eli. In response, Mr. Riina whispers, "The examiner from the combat unit has been spinning this way," a sober snarl.

Yeah, you got nowhere to go.

"Director, by the way. Is it that difficult to formulate transport routes?

"Um, Mr. Eli, have you never done it?

"I have helped..."

Hmm. Hasn't Eli done anything long?

Well, I'm sure there are fewer guys who can say they like that task. Instead, it's strange that someone named Tuni, who is neither an executive nor an ancient ginseng, ends up messing around.

"... Well, that's hard. From what I've seen, the Tapage position is still an easy category."

"I find it more troublesome than difficult."

and Mr. Sophia.

He also thinks Mr. Sophia doesn't like this task. I don't feel that way because it ends sooner than I do.

I think Eli might be able to do it. I can't do it without Mr. Yurier. Mr. Riina is yeah. To the extent that he can manage while roaring.

Sometimes I'm not used to it, but the executives are this zama, so I can't go in and do it for a few days.

That said, I also think it would be a good social study for Wakaiya. Yeah, you're right. Let's do that.

"I've decided. I'll have Wakaiya-kun work on the transport route."

"Yes!? Why not, you'll definitely fail!

My immediate boss, Mr. Riina, raised a voice similar to a scream.

"Yeah, I know. That's why I let you do it."

"... Yes? Um, Mr. Director? Are you all right, sir?

"My head is fine. I have a lot of ideas. If he finishes his work, tell him to bring it to me. As for Tuni's missing hole... right, Eli, I need your help"

I would normally let Mr. Sophia do it, but I'll leave it to Eli this time because Wakaiya-kun's array is sole and collectable.

"Got it. Why don't you tell me, Mr. Riina?

"Yes!

All right, this one's okay for now. And then...,

"Mr. Sophia."

"Yes?"

"Around Wakaiya-kun finishing the work - maybe somewhere next week, we'll head for the Tapage position. Confirm your appointment and ask to be away."

"I'm in awe.... I don't know what you're going to do."

"Nothing, it's not a big deal. More than that, please."

"Yes."

Mr. Sophia belongs to me, if you don't act to claim it from him.

---

Four days later.

Unexpectedly, Wakaiya-kun completed work on developing a new transport route to the Tapai position.

"Dear Director Akirasama, I've done it. Please confirm!

Hey, who is that?

"Wakaiya, my name is Akitsu Akira. If it's troublesome, just the director. That's what they call it."

"Yes, Director!

Yeah, I'm fine. Wakaiya-kun's few "good places". Though it must be a "bad place".

Well, let's just say I see the paperwork that Wakaiya-kun brought to me quickly. Written in surprisingly beautiful letters, that's great at first glance.

It chooses the most efficient route "on the map". For the rest of it, it's good for the first time.

"Yeah, dismissed"

That's why I threw down the paperwork. Poison his efforts over the past few days in a crate dedicated to unwanted paperwork.

Garbage needs to be properly trashed.

"Hey, why! It's unjust! It's discrimination! Outside roads! Devil!"

"It's human."

"I know! That's why I'm the devil! My aunt said it too!

I know it sounds terrible, but it's not unusual to say it's the Demon King's Army. It's like being stabbed by a mosquito when a high-ranking Demon King's Army officer in the conference room gets cursing noise from the front.

It's true. I'm not crying.

"Me - not me, my plan is perfect! There's no place for an asshole! I saw the maps properly, as well as the performance origins of each demon statue and carriage. The weight and amount of each supply is also on my mind! And yet what shouldn't!

Hopefully. Surprisingly good memory?

Outreach, maybe the type that knows one and knows one.

Well, but this plan is out of the question.

"Tell me why you're convinced!

"Because it's unrealistic in one way.... Well, I don't think you can tell by mouth"

"I don't know! Again, this is some kind of conspiracy -!"

I don't think that's a line to say with the person in front of you.

"It is truly the work of the devil, trying to make the grace of the Archangel Sophiel his own!

"Who"

Mr. Sophia, when did you come out so much?

Why don't you? Thank you. I get flushed. Wakaiya-kun seems like a genius who leaves the momentum to push the conversation in the direction of the day after tomorrow. What are you using it for? Such ability.

"Wakaiya-kun, just look at this"

"... What is this... a supply route to the Tapage position?... such a far-flung route, inefficient! Incompetence! You don't see reality! Who thought this!

"It's me."

"Yes!?

Yeah, I'm sorry. It's me. I was doing the same thing beside what you were doing while you were roaring.

My plan and his. There are many differences.

Compared to the Wakaiya proposal, mine would be the biggest difference that the route is a little farther away.

"This is so unrealistic -"

"Shall we look at reality and judge whether it is unrealistic"

Okay, here's the real deal.

"Wakaiya, are you due the day after tomorrow? If you're not in there, hang out a bit."

"... Yes? Oh, you know."

Oh, this is a business order.

"Tyranny!

He's the one who says bad things about people.