I Become a Staff Officer in the Demon Army, but I Can Only Do Office Work!

Misaka Design Bureau.

Every week, I eat Japanese food made by Mr. Yayoi. Finally, we are also designing and developing new weapons.

For that reason, access is forbidden except for those involved. If you want Japanese food, we sell it at Satsuki Pavilion, the Made Coffee of the Devil's Capital. Be sure to come because some of the sales will be on the budget of the Station Bureau.

Be sure to come. I mean, come on.

That's the design bureau, but it's quiet today.

As usual, Mr. Yayoi, a member of the Bureau of Design, the SS and researcher, is arguing in a hustle and bustle about making some kind of machine, but it is quiet today.

But I can imagine why.

I don't believe in Mr. Yayoi's ghost stories, and I can't believe what happens to the SS where Mr. Yayoi is left crying...

"And he's dead...?

"I think I've seen this sight recently."

"It's an odd encounter, so am I."

SS, safely dead.

Well, it's what they deserve about this. As for the incense to give later, I'll go to the bathroom now that there's a ghost out.

Mr. Yayoi said that although SS doesn't see ghosts, he's still in front of the bathroom.

Me, Mr. Sophia, and Leona reacted differently when they arrived in front of the bathroom under Mr. Yayoi's guidance.

"... no one, right?

"Ah, Master Akira, there you are."

"Yeah, yeah. I don't feel like an animal man when I see it, so I guess the Demon Clan...? You're not human."

I'm the only one who got hit. I just wanted to see it.

"Do you have a leg for that ghost?

"I'm not sure what you're talking about, but there would normally be, wouldn't there?

There are legs in this world. Well, even in Japan, ghosts have legs these days. On production.

"There are ghost-like races in the devil tribe... don't you"

"I won't. If I were you, I wouldn't be making a fuss about having a ghost."

Right?

"Oh, the ghost saw it this way. Hand waving."

"Would you like to say hello at last?

……

Hey, these two, three of them, including Mr. Yayoi, aren't responding to a girl when she sees a ghost. I have trouble getting hit, but not anymore, like, scared to hug me or something like that?

"Akira, why are you holding such a big sigh?

"No, he said it's not fair that I'm the only one who can't see..."

I can't even depict it because I don't know the situation sappy. There's nothing in the space in front of the bathroom, and naturally no one in the bathroom. Well, as much as I get that feeling with the strange sentiment that Mr. Yayoi was adding to his needs here last night. It's a women's bathroom, but let's go inside for a second.

"What, that? My shoulders are suddenly getting heavy..."

"... Dear Akira, I don't know, but the ghost is beginning to possess it."

"Huh!?"

I can fly away with my shoulder banged. I walked out of the bathroom and lost my shoulder weight after traveling for about a few meters.

And Leona was laughing with her belly in her arms when she saw it. Is it "Akira too desperate" in modern terms? Shall I beat him up later?

"Oh, I'm fine. Away. I'm staring at you, Akira, but I don't think you're going to do anything anymore."

"Good..."

But why are you suddenly launching a stand attack on me, you ghost?

Could it be because I, the man, tried to get into the women's bathroom...?

"Leona, go in the bathroom for a second."

"What?"

"And Mr. Sophia, will you bring the guy from the design bureau who's bug-breathing appropriately?

"Yes?"

Experiment 1 first.

Biologically, I let Leona, once a girl, into the bathroom.

"... I'm in?

"Nothing?

"Nothing."

"What about ghosts?

"The ghost is fisting right next to Akira as she kills off. Kind of funny."

Hey, ghost, get away from me.

"Dear Akira, I brought you here, didn't I?

And Mr. Sophia brought him in, grabbing the arms of a male design officer who was no more alive than a ghost.

The officer's eyes are like those of a grilled autumn fish. From his mouth he keeps vomiting words that don't make sense: "Kirawareta... Kirawareta..."

"You don't look well. Shouldn't we get something out of your stomach in the bathroom there for a second?

"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Do that..."

The officer follows my instructions without questioning anything in particular and enters the women's restroom where I felt the weight of my shoulders earlier.

"Oh, Master Akira?

"Hmm, this is terrible"

Sophia and Leona don't pull, but human experiments are necessary. Well, you probably won't die.

"Gwaaaaaaaa!!

Oh, I think I'm gonna die for this.

"Dear Akira, the ghost is strangling the officer."

"Aren't you totally willing to kill me"

Hurry and drag him out. But the bureau bubbles out of his mouth, and he's already unconscious.

... death, confirmation.

"I'm not dead. I'll call a doctor."

Mr. Sophia takes the comms from the nostalgia and contacts the Demon King's Army Medical Corps. Beyond the comms machine, he said, "Why do design bureaux cause people to fall in groups?" The ultimate and genuine question had been posed.

In a way, the cause is Mr. Yayoi.

"Besides, thanks to the honorable sacrifice, we know what the ghost does"

"In other words?"

"Ghosts are the guardian spirits of women's restrooms."

".................. Huh?

Mr. Sophia looks like Pocan and Leona looks like "uh..." Mr. Yayoi is left dead. Sitting beside the station officer poking him. Cute, though.

"But let's move a little, Mr. Yayoi."

"Huh?"

The way he sits down makes him see his pants, so he moves Mr. Yayoi before he recovers. That's it.

"Leona. Does this ghost have any traits or anything else?

"Features?"

"Yep. Appearance Features"

"I don't care if they say so... though it just looks like a military outfit that I'm often in"

Hey, hey, why don't you tell me that first?

"Are you a military man?

"You're a soldier, right? I guess."

When I look at Mr. Sophia, this one is also shaking his head vertically.

"I was out of my head because it was a familiar outfit. This outfit is for the gendarmerie."

Ah......

The gendarmerie has no choice... Being faithful to your duties even after you die….

"So, Mr. Yayoi. This person... person? What do you want to do? I don't think he's a bad person."

Anyway, it is the guardian spirit of the women's bathroom. I won't do anything to Mr. Yayoi, and I can do enough to get rid of the SS trying to make it worse in the women's bathroom. Leaving it alone doesn't make a big difference.

But Mr. Yayoi doesn't seem to think so.

"... although I don't know why"

Mr. Yayoi, looking in the direction where the ghost would be, says clarity.

"I want to make you Buddha..."

"I see. So, you want to talk to us?"

"Yeah. Akira said it before because there's everything in the station..."

Hmm. I think I told you, but I don't even know exactly what a psychic is. There will be self-proclaimed de-psychics in the Devil's Capital, but I also don't know if the public authorities will rely on them.

... but the ghost of a gendarmerie loyal to their duties even after they die? When that happens, we may be able to remove spirits in ways other than spiritualists. That might be better for him too......

"Okay. I've been entrusted. I'll take one off for Mr. Yayoi, who I usually take care of."

"... thanks"

Just look at Mr. Yayoi's face smiling, enough is enough.

... So, it's Leona that doesn't end here.

"Hey, Yayoi"

"... what?

"This ghost is protecting the bathroom, right? Sounds like a gendarmerie, standing on a walking post, doesn't it? Is that all the time?

"Uh, hmm. Probably. When I see him, he stands in front of the bathroom..."

It's like a guard guarding a military base, Mr. Ghost.

"That means you're tired of standing up, right?

"No, Leona, why is that -"

"Indeed."

"Mr. Sophia?

Weird. Always serious Mr. Sophia being put on Leona!?

"... I mean, do you need a chair for Mr. Ghost?

"Yeah, yeah. No matter how many ghosts you say. You also need a break. Why don't you also serve him some green tea that Yayoi already likes?

That Mr. Yayoi, why such a "good idea! ♪ Do you look like ♪ It's the other ghost, right? We're talking about getting rid of the spirits, right?

"Well, it'll take some time to demystify, won't it?"

"What is Sophia saying too..."

In the end, Leona's opinion was adopted, and a table and chair were to be placed in front of the women's bathroom upstairs in the design office, as well as the green tea and tea contract brewed by Mr. Yayoi.

... It's like a Buddha's altar offering, let's not say I thought.